Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 61 Xiao Xia’s flying knife is a good example

November 2012, 11, Emirates Stadium, Arsenal faced Schalke 07 in the Champions League group match

"Viewers, welcome to watch the 2012-2013 UEFA Champions League group B match between Arsenal and Schalke 04 live on Penguin Sports Channel."

"Schalke 04 is a veteran team in the Bundesliga, but its performance in the Champions League group stages this season was not good, with only one point in two Champions League group stages.

Schalke 04 cannot afford to lose in this battle. If they lose, they will almost be eliminated early.

On the contrary, Arsenal, with 6 points in hand, won the game and had a bright future.

Faced with such a must-win game, Schalke 04 head coach Stevens arranged a 4231 formation, with Unestahl as the goalkeeper and...

Arsenal still played Manchester United's 442-- formation, and the goalkeeper was Mannone. Mannone made serious mistakes in the last game. Wenger still gave him trust in this game..."

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on the field,

Xia Qi felt a little regretful that Brother Hao had returned to China and could not treat him to a bowl of Shanxi sliced ​​noodles.

"Ding Dong"

"Please host select 'training' or 'competition' mode."

"Contest"

"Please host choose the court position: A forward, B..."

"TO"

"It has been detected that the host is filled with regrets about not being able to compete with his mentor and close friends. This negative emotion should be vented as soon as possible to match the host's [unpreventable] attribute."

"Fast, extremely fast, super fast, Xiao Xia's flying knife never misses a beat, it's impossible to guard against it."

"Please host choose 'autonomous mode' or 'one-click hang-up mode'"

"Warm reminder: During the hang-up period, the host will automatically complete various indicator actions by the system."

"Hang up with one click!"

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Beep!

Under the eloquent explanation of Zhang Lu, the commentator of the Penguin live broadcast room, the game began.

Arsenal kicks off.

When Wilshere kicked the football to Arteta, Xia Qi moved forward quickly.

Arteta kicked the football back to Wilshere, and Xia Qi had already rushed to the front of Schalke 04's penalty area.

Wilshere made a long pass, and Xia Qi, flanked by Papadopoulos and Matip, stood up and passed the ball to Podolski, who was following behind.

Podolski faced the football and passed it with a kick, and the football passed behind Matip.

At that moment, Xia Qi passed between Matip and Papadopoulos and hit the goal without waiting for the football to fall.

Fast as lightning!

Whether it's countering offside or shooting, it's extremely fast.

The Schalke 04 defender and goalkeeper only felt that their eyes were dazzled.

The football is bouncing in the own net.

Beep!

The referee blew his whistle and pointed his finger at the center circle to indicate that the goal was valid.

On the LED screen above the stadium, time had only elapsed for 8.7 seconds.

The DJ at the scene shouted: "Goooooooooooal!"

This hysterical shouting woke up the Emirates Stadium. Arsenal fans woke up in shock and exploded on the spot.

Countless people screamed meaninglessly!

At this time, Zhang Lu in the Penguins live broadcast room had just announced forward Xia Qi to the starting lineup, but Podolski had not yet announced the other one.

Zhang Lu and Zhan Jun looked at each other and quickly explained: "8.7 seconds into the game, Xia Qi scored a lightning goal!"

"Xia Qi's goal broke the record for the fastest goal in the Champions League held by Ma Kai."

"The previous record was that in the 2007 Champions League quarter-finals, when Bayern faced Real Madrid, Makai scored a goal in only 10.12 seconds of the opening period."

"Xia Qi advanced the record by 1.38 seconds."

In the live broadcast footage, some fans stood dazed in the channel, holding tickets in one hand and snacks in the other. A goal was scored before they even sat down.

"My dear, buy a Coke, large or medium. It takes you so long to select it, and you will see that Xia Qi even scored a goal."

"Do you blame me? I said I wanted this medium cup, but that silly girl said it was a large cup. I don't care what the regulations are in his store. Anyway, I want this medium cup..." In fact, the fans in the evening game were not the worst. , the worst part was that he had already sat down, took a sip of beer, and covered his face with a beer can when Xia Qi scored.

What was originally a pleasant sip of throat soothing wine became too boring, and a wonderful goal was missed.

Almost all the fans at the Emirates Stadium were looking up at the replay on the big screen...

The goal was scored so quickly that they didn't even have time to applaud Xia Qi.

The fans forgot to celebrate, but the teammates didn't.

Podolsky put his arm around Xia Qi's shoulders and walked back, showing off his skills as he walked: "I can pass the ball with my feet, so you can catch it comfortably."

Other teammates rushed towards the two. Xia Qi still looked indifferent, but his teammates had long been used to it. Everyone came over to rub Xia Qi's hair and try to get some luck.

On the side of the court, Schalke 04 head coach Stevens had just walked into the coaching bench. Before anyone could sit down, the ball was lost on the court.

The moment he turned around, the dull expression on his face became a news photo after the game.

Wenger wasn't much better. He had a chat with Pat Rice and ended up leading 1:0.

How about, Pat, let's talk about three goals again, and then we'll go home with a sap at the beginning?

After Stevens was surprised, he quickly rushed to the sidelines: "Pay attention, don't lose focus."

Lost your mind? Oh, I turned out to be in a trance, and I thought the boy was a ghost.

After hearing the coach's words, the Schalke 04 players suddenly understood and accepted the fact that was most acceptable to them.

"Xia Qi's condition is really good. He scored five goals and two assists against Manchester United in the last game, and he scored so quickly this time. I guess it will be another random killing tonight."

"If there is no accident, Arsenal will have no opponent in the group stage. Wenger should earn enough points as soon as possible and focus on the Premier League."

"The Premier League is the most fiercely competitive among the five major leagues, with four dragons vying for the pearl. Manchester United, Manchester City, and Chelsea have far thicker benches than Arsenal. In the long league, Arsenal has no advantage."

The Arsenal fans were very happy in the stands and they started singing.

Schalke 04 fans...well, there are only a few hundred people, so feel free to ignore them.

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Beep!

Schalke 04 kicks off,

Huntelaar passed the football to Draxler behind him, and Draxler passed it to Fuchs behind him.

The football is passed at the feet of Schalke 04 players.

Seeing that Schalke was trailing by 04, they stepped back from the back without haste, and Arsenal did not press forward immediately. The two sides seemed to have a tacit understanding and were playing healthy football.

[If you play like this, the Nine-Five Supreme Being will be gone! 】

Arsenal fans felt that they had lost 100 million and booed in dissatisfaction.

The boos grew louder and louder,

After three minutes, the boiling point is reached.

Urged by boos, the Arsenal players began to press forward.

Xia Qi and other midfielders and frontcourt players stepped up their high-position pressing.

Huntelaar, Holtby, Draxler and other Schalke 04 players took the opportunity to rush forward.

The midfielders on both sides switch sides and each press toward the opponent's goal.

Hewedes passed the football behind Xia Qi before Xia Qi ran closer.

Poistadt moved the football a little to the right and knocked it across before Wilshere could grab it.

Jones leads the football in stride.

After Schalke 04 was stable for three minutes, when Arsenal pressed forward, they seized the opportunity and started to counterattack.

Only then did the Arsenal fans realize that they were doing a disservice. If they hadn't booed indiscriminately, maybe Xia Qi and others wouldn't have pressed so hard. Now they have obviously fallen into Schalke 04's trap.

So, he squeezed out the last bit of lung capacity in his body and continued to hush at the strongest sound.

　Schalke (4231):

　　Goalkeeper 36-Unestahl

　　Defenders: 4-Hewedes, 14-Papadopoulos, 32-Matip, 23-Fuchs

　　Double midfielder: 33-Neustadt, 13-Jones,

　　Midfielders: 17-Farfan, 10-Holtby, 31-Draxler

　　Forward 25 - Huntelaar

　　

　

(End of this chapter)