Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 72 Who is De Bruyne? (Transitional articles can be skipped)

Seeing Xia Qi and Cantona’s style,

Tottenham fans are numb,

Didn't they send enough greetings and boos to Xia Qi?

But what's the use?

Four goals and four critical hits. In addition, Xia Qi was completely crushed in physical confrontation.

Facing this kind of monster that gets stronger the more he boos, Tottenham fans can't stand it anymore.

Xia Qi celebrated his return and the game continued.

However, Tottenham's "chicken blood" has dissipated and is no longer a threat to Arsenal.

When the referee blew the full-time whistle, the Arsenal and Tottenham players all collapsed to the ground.

Xia Qi endured the physical pain and asked the referee for the game ball. This was what he promised Zhang Xiaodi, but he still had to get the autograph after returning to the locker room.

Now, he just wants to lie down on the grass and look at the blue sky and white clouds.

what?

Can’t see the blue sky and white clouds at night?

Look with your heart, don’t use your eyes...

Wenger stood in the interview corner and accepted crazy photos from reporters, but he did not accept an interview. Instead, it was the loser - Villas-Boas who defended the loss endlessly.

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After 12 rounds of the Premier League, two upsets broke out. Norwich defeated Manchester United 1:0 at home, and West Bromwich Albion defeated Chelsea 2:1.

For Arsenal, the only fly in the ointment is that rival Manchester City defeated Villa 5-0.

Premier League 12 round standings:

Arsenal has 8 wins, 3 draws and 1 loss, totaling 27 points.

Manchester City has 8 wins, 3 draws and 1 loss, totaling 27 points.

Manchester United has 8 points with 0 wins, 4 draws and 24 losses.

Chelsea has 6 points with 3 wins, 3 draw and 21 loss.

Arsenal continues to lead the Premier League due to its goal difference advantage. Manchester United has become the most bizarre team after 12 rounds, either winning or losing without a draw.

The media tactfully criticized Ferguson's tactics of "better to be in pieces than in ruins." For example, in this round, if it is not so extreme, a 0:0 score is entirely possible.

Isn’t one point better than zero points?

However, Ferguson simply did not accept the criticism.

He said calmly: "You don't understand Manchester United."

Wenger took the standings and thought about how to convince the directors at the board meeting the day after tomorrow.

Winter break, winter break!

Wenger has been a coach for so many years, and this is the first time he has such a strong interest in the winter window.

The Premier League's winter break starts at the end of December and ends at the end of January, which is only a short four weeks.

Wenger must select a candidate in November, negotiate all the details, and enter contract negotiations at the end of December, otherwise it will be too late.

Of course, before that, the board of directors must be convinced first. Wenger made two plans, one with a budget and the other without a budget.

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Arsenal defeated Tottenham 5:3, which shocked the European football world. To be precise, it was Arsenal's result against the big6 that shocked the European football world.

Liverpool, Manchester City, Chelsea, Manchester United, and Tottenham all lost to Arsenal.

A cycle of eight years,

Invincible Arsenal are back!

This is the consensus of all football people.

The bookmaker has increased Arsenal's odds of winning the Premier League by another 2pa.

The British media began to discuss why Arsenal rose.

Dixon, the former Arsenal star and now a famous football commentator, said in a talk show on his own TV station: "Before the season, my heart was dark, angry, and even desperate.

Because my beloved Arsenal sold their third captain, I don't quite understand this behavior. To this day I still can't forgive the man who moved for the title.

Then the black-haired boy came. Although he had 9320 highlight moments, at that time I thought if this boy was really so good, why did Manchester City send him away?

This must be because the professor thought we were children and bought a lollipop when he saw us crying.

I remember that I was so angry that I told my supervisor that from now on, I would never commentate on Arsenal games again.

Yes, I broke my promise because I had to eat and raise children. "

The audience laughed.

"Everyone knows what happened next, that lollipop led us forward...Really, I never thought that this lollipop would be so sweet...

It is undeniable that it was the black-haired boy who I looked down upon at the beginning. He carried us forward, and he was our ice cream prince. "

Dixon turned the microphone to the audience, and the audience shouted loudly: "Xia... chess."

Ferguson was even more blunt in an interview with the media: "There are a bunch of stupid pigs living next door, and they gave 10 years of their future to their championship rivals..."

"Sire Sir Alex, you said that if you could turn back time, you would still choose Van Persie. Do you still insist on this view now?"

"Have I ever said this? Well, I am also a stupid pig. Maybe it was influenced by my neighbor. Of course I packed Van Persie and Xia Qi away together."

"If you could only choose one of the two, what would you choose?"

"Of course it's Van Persie, because he's mine. Haha..."

Ferguson laughed at his answer...

Reporters complained: It’s really a cooked duck, with a tough mouth.

The next day,

The omnipotent Sun reported the news that Manchester City will send Balotelli to Arsenal after the winter window opens.

When Ferguson found out, he scolded Mancini for being stupid and endearing himself to the enemy.

After the game,

Xia Qi blocked all reports and trained seriously.

The biggest gain from the battle against Tottenham was not the attribute rewards given by the system, but the gap between his independent self and "one-click hangup".

He wanted to train his skills as quickly as possible so that if one day the system left, he would be able to make great progress.

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When the Champions League group stage started on November 2012, 11, Arsenal played Olympiacos away from home. Xia Qi played as an attacking midfielder and scored one goal and two assists, helping Arsenal take away three points in the away game. It also helped Schalke 18 regain their hope of qualifying. .

After this battle, Arsenal won all four games in the group stage and accumulated 12 points, qualifying early.

Back in London, after a day's rest, Xia Qi sat on the bench against Villa away from home and watched Wilshere lead his brothers to win the game with a score of 0:2 without any danger.

In the focus of the 13th round of the Premier League, Chelsea and Manchester City tied 0:0, so Arsenal began to truly lead the Premier League standings.

First place in the league and first place in the Champions League group stage stimulated Arsenal's enthusiasm for the game. They waved their sickles and started a crazy harvest mode.

On November 11, Arsenal played half the main team and half the substitute in the Champions League group stage and defeated Montpellier 21:0 away from home.

On November 11, Arsenal's second consecutive away game in the Premier League, Xia Qi continued to perform a hat trick, leading the team to a 28:0 victory over Everton.

At the end of November, Arsenal is still at the top of the table, 11 points ahead of fourth-placed Chelsea in the Premier League. But they did not escape the pursuit of the Manchester City duo.

Premier League standings after 14 rounds:

Arsenal has 10 wins, 3 draws and 1 loss, totaling 33 points.

Manchester City has 9 wins, 4 draws and 1 loss, totaling 31 points.

Manchester United has 10 points with 0 wins, 4 draws and 30 losses.

Chelsea has 6 points with 5 wins, 3 draw and 23 loss.

夏棋本赛季14轮打进30球，现在已经没有人会怀疑夏棋会不会打破安迪·科尔93-94赛季，阿兰·希勒94-95赛季创造下的英超单赛季34球的最高进球纪录。

Instead, he was guessing how many rounds it would take for Xia Qi to break the record.

Xia Qi and Wenger also won the best player and coach awards in November respectively.

Suddenly, Arsenal and Xia Qi were in the limelight, which also helped Arsenal recruit talents in the winter window.

On the last day of November, another good news came from Arsenal. The board of directors agreed to Wenger's application and allocated an additional 11 million pounds in special transfer market funds.

The amount is not much, but it gives Wenger more choices in the market.

Starting in December, Arsenal continued to harvest wildly.

On the 01st, Xia Qi scored twice and defeated the visiting Swansea 2:0 at the Emirates Stadium.

On 08th, Xia Qi had one goal and one assist in a 2:0 victory over West Bromwich Albion.

On the 12th, Wenger sent a substitute lineup to play in the League Cup and deliberately lost the game to fully compete in the Premier League and Champions League.

On the 15th, Xia Qishang scored two goals, two goals and two assists, and won Reading away from home.

At the same time, he broke the Premier League record for the highest goals scored in a single season with an impressive score of 17 goals in 35 rounds. Called by the media: Goal Monster.

On the same day, the front door of Manchester City club was again plastered with feces on the faces of angry fans.

On the same day, Arsenal fans shouted: We Arsenal are invincible and win the winter championship.

On the 18th, Arsenal ushered in the last game of the Champions League group stage. Arsenal played all substitutes and lost to Schalke 0 1:04. After Schalke 04 won this game, they qualified with Arsenal.

At this point, the Champions League group stages are all over, and the qualifying teams are as follows:

Paris Saint-Germain, Porto,

Arsenal, Schalke 04

Malaga, AC Milan

Dortmund, Real Madrid

Juventus, Shakhtar Donetsk

Valencia, Bayern

barcelona, ​​celtics

Manchester United, Galatasaray.

The Champions League 1/8 finals are the first place in the group versus the second place in other groups.

The opponents of the game need to be drawn, and Bayern and Milan, which are second in the group stage, have become the two opponents that all the first teams least want to encounter.

At the 1/8 drawing ceremony one week later. Arsenal's luck is so good, they just drew Bayern.

Arsenal will face Bayern Munich away from home on February 2013, 2

Back to the Premier League.

2012年12月22日，夏棋轮休，阿森纳客场以0:1负给维冈竞技，爆出第18轮联赛最大冷门。

Arsenal fans are embarrassed!

The participating Arsenal players were also embarrassed!

On the 26th, the second day of Christmas Eve, Xia Qi continued to take a rest. This time his teammates did not miss a beat and defeated West Ham United 5:1 at home.

Arsenal faced Newcastle at home on the 29th. Xia Qi once again scored a hat trick, leading the team to a 7:3 bloodbath against their opponents.

Arsenal won the half-way championship after this round.

Xia Qi scored 19 goals in 38 rounds, leading the scorer list, while Messi scored 36 goals in La Liga and Cristiano Ronaldo scored 35 goals in the same period.

The competition between the three for the European Golden Boot is getting more intense.

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On New Year's Day, Balotelli came, and the club rented him a suite in the hotel.

Xia Qi also wanted to stay in a hotel, but Wenger refused because he was underage. In fact, he was afraid that Balotelli would lead him astray.

However, Xia Qi often goes to the hotel to go to the gym.

Xia Qi's training bar also increased rapidly and was about to be full.

In the first game of 2013, which started on January 1, Xia Qi scored twice and led the team to win Southampton away from home.

It also pushed the single-season scoring record to 40 goals.

Premier League 21 round standings:

Arsenal has 16 wins, 3 draws and 2 loss, totaling 51 points.

Manchester United has 16 wins, 1 draw and 4 losses, totaling 49 points.

Manchester City has 13 wins, 5 draws and 3 loss, totaling 44 points.

Chelsea has 10 points with 5 wins, 6 draw and 35 loss.

Chelsea has completely withdrawn from the championship competition, and there are rumors that Mourinho will enter the palace for the second time.

Arsenal's opponent in the 22nd round is Xia Qi's old club Manchester City, who is also Arsenal's main opponent for the championship this season.

Of course, Arsenal cannot take it lightly. Xia Qi and his teammates worked hard on the training ground.

But on this day, an uninvited guest appeared on the training ground.

The man stood in the distance, watching Xia Qi and Balotelli's free kick training from a distance.

Because the unreliable Balotelli was beside him, Xia Qi did not hang up with one click. He was afraid that he would be killed by the AI ​​and Balotelli together.

With his physical strength declining, Xia Qi's free kick was outrageous. The football flew out of the field and in front of the man. He faced the football without stopping and kicked it towards the football.

The football arced in the sky and landed at Xia Qi's feet again.

Beef flap!

Master!

A seven-story building.

Who is it?

This is?

"Hi, hello, I'm Kevin, Kevin De Bruyne."

Who is De Bruyne?

Xia Qi and Balotelli looked at each other!

De Bruyne is 22 years old. His ownership belongs to Chelsea. In the summer of 12, he was loaned to Werder Bremen in the Bundesliga.

He performed very well in the Bundesliga and attracted the attention of Wenger, who invited him to join in the winter window.

De Bruyne only played one warm-up match after joining Chelsea and has not played in the Premier League. The Bundesliga is not very popular in the UK.

Moreover, although De Bruyne made a mark in Werder Bremen, he was not as successful as he was in Wolfsburg. He won the European assists title and the German Footballer of the Year.

At this time, he is only slightly famous, far less famous than Xia Qi and Balotelli.

So Xia Qi and Balotelli who don't follow the Bundesliga really don't know who he is?

But just after this long pass, both of them knew that there was a thick thigh in the team!

So he greeted him warmly.

"Hello, Kevin, I'm Xia Qi, hehehe, it's not important."

"Xia, how could you do this? I'm Mario and I play forward. What about you?"

"I'll talk to the midfielder or..."

When I heard it was the midfielder, the two were more polite.

"This yellow-skinned guy has a position conflict with you. You and I are on the same team."

Hey, who said Balotelli is out of his mind? Isn’t this very useful?

"No, no, I'm just looking, I mean, I haven't..."

De Bruyne has always wanted to return to the Premier League. As for Chelsea or Arsenal, it actually doesn't matter.

She got sick again in the summer chess game. Seeing that De Bruyne was still a little worried about signing, he took him to introduce him to his teammates, and then took him to visit the Kearney training base.

De Bruyne asked him in a low voice: "Let me ask you a question, they said you are afraid of society..."

"Hey, that was during the game. Normally, I'm very lively."

"If possible, can you teach me when you have free time? I'm the opposite of you. I'm a great social worker on the court, but a shy person off the court..."

"no problem!"

"From now on, the three of us are Liu Guanzhang in Taoyuan Sect..."

"what?"

"This is a long, sad and passionate story..."

PS: No need to wait for the update in the early morning, it’s too late, it will be released at noon tomorrow.

　note

　　Haaland broke the Premier League record with 2022 goals in 2023 rounds in the 34-35 season.

　　This article is a cool article, and the protagonist is an omnipotent AI. It only takes half of Harland's time. I hope everyone can accept it.

　　

　

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