I'm trapped in a block
Chapter 987 Idiot Master
Chapter 987 Idiot Master
The misunderstanding was finally resolved.
Xiaobai's owner really didn't realize that Xiaobai was a relic and just thought it was an ordinary cat.
The staff of the relics management department registered Xiaobai and warned Xiaobai's owner that relics with autonomous consciousness are very dangerous.
"You are not allowed to leave here now until we verify the capabilities of this relic."
"Why can't I leave?"
"Because you are the owner of this relic, your departure may cause uncontrollable changes to it. Moreover, this relic has its own consciousness, so it is even more uncontrollable. You must stay here and stabilize it. We will let you leave only after we verify the function of the relic and make sure there is no danger."
“But I have to go to work…”
"What kind of work are you doing! We've investigated and found that every day at work you just go to sleep in the company run by the family group. You don't have to do anything. You hide in the office, lock the door, sleep all day long, and don't even eat lunch. I really don't understand people like you. What's the point of going to work?" The staff member left with resentment and cursing, leaving the little white master standing there, choked and speechless.
"If you don't want me to leave, then don't leave. Why are you saying such hurtful things..."
He grumbled a few words of grievance and then stayed in the management department obediently.
In the following days, I did experiments every day to test Xiaobai's abilities.
Soon, Xiaobai's ability was clarified:
"A superimposed four-dimensional space. The main body of this relic is not on the cat, but in another place. Its shape is like a cat and it is attached to the cat's body. You can think of it as a cat-shaped hole."
"I don't understand." Xiaobai's owner answered directly.
The staff member's face was already full of black lines. If she didn't have to explain to the owner of the relic, she would not want to talk to this guy.
"Do you mean there are two cats?" Xiaobai's owner asked seriously.
"No, it's a cat-shaped hole. It's essentially something like water, but it just happened to be attached to the cat's body and became the shape of a cat."
"The water-like thing? That's slime? So Xiaobai is not a cat, but a slime?"
"No!" The staff member was anxious: "Xiaobai is the cat, but the void can change. It is a kind of space material with changeable form. It has become the shape of a cat and attached to Xiaobai."
"Space Slime?"
"Not a slime!"
"What is that Xiaobai?"
"It's a cat."
"Oh, can I go now?"
"no!"
"Xiaobai is a cat. I just picked up a cat. Why can't I leave?"
There was a look of clear stupidity on Xiaobai's owner's face, while the staff in front of him was already breathing heavily, forcibly suppressing the anger in his heart.
"Xiaobai is a cat, the cat is Xiaobai, the slime is Xiaobai attached to the cat, Xiaobai is also a slime, the cat is a slime, the slime is a cat, I picked up a slime, the authorities do not allow the keeping of slimes, so I can't leave, right?"
Listening to what Master Xiaobai said, a trace of confusion flashed in the staff's eyes, and their anger was instantly extinguished by more than half.
She stood there, her expression changing constantly.
Sometimes I was confused, sometimes I struggled, sometimes I was angry, sometimes I was relieved, and finally, I became completely numb...
"Correct."
She moved her lips slightly, squeezed out a word, and then ran away.
Xiaobai's owner stood there, scratching his head in confusion.
"That's right, why does it feel so uncomfortable to say 'right'? It's as if I'm forcing her..."
Since he couldn't leave anyway, Xiaobai's owner continued to stay.
The research has to continue. Although Xiaobai’s owner knows nothing, he lives quite comfortably here. He takes Xiaobai to "work" every day. While Xiaobai cooperates with researchers in experiments, he sleeps in the office outside, which is no different from his previous "work".
The only difference is that now I have lunch.
“There is progress. It’s a good unit.”
The son of such a big family group was forcibly arrested and no one came to rescue him. It seemed that they already knew his character and wanted him to stay here forever, so as not to embarrass himself outside...
Until one day, the staff found Xiaobai's owner again.
"We need your cooperation."
"How to cooperate?"
"Let Xiaobai change into another form. You are its master, and only you can control it."
Hearing such a request, Xiaobai's owner shook his head decisively.
"I can't control it, can you control your pet?"
"..." The staff member was speechless again. After a moment of silence, she spoke again: "We have tried many ways, but we can't make it change. It is obviously able to change and stretch, but it only wants to stay in the cat's body and doesn't want to come out. Only when it stretches can we proceed to the next step of the experiment."
“Why extend it?”
"Because we plan to use that hole. If the hole can be extended, we can transmit some things through it, just like a portal." The staff chose to explain it to Xiaobai's owner in a more popular way.
"You are the owner of this relic, so we want you to try it." The staff said seriously.
"I can't guarantee success. If Xiaobai doesn't want to, there's nothing I can do. It's like asking a goldfish to blow bubbles. If it doesn't want to, there's nothing you can do."
"I see."
After listening to what Xiaobai's master said, the staff member's face became frowning again, but in order to get his cooperation, he still patiently agreed.
……
In this way, Xiaobai's owner was brought into the laboratory.
"how should I do?"
"Go and command it."
"How do you order?"
"Try it yourself."
The staff didn't want to continue arguing with Xiaobai's owner, so they pushed him directly in front of Xiaobai.
A group of researchers in work clothes stood by and watched.
Xiaobai's owner felt the gazes of the people around him, his body stiffened, and he stood there in a daze for a long time.
Just when everyone was getting a little impatient and started whispering to each other, he finally moved.
He stretched out a trembling hand, opened his palm, placed it on Xiaobai's head, and shouted:
"noob!"
"big!"
“Big, big, big, big!”
While shouting, he also made funny gestures, his palms moving up and down constantly, like a Taoist priest performing a ritual.
Xiaobai stared at his master with his big round eyes, watching the exaggerated movements, and then...
"Meow".
Soft and waxy.
Nothing happened.
After a cat's meow, the laboratory fell silent. The onlookers all had dull looks on their faces. They had heard of the stories about this young man, but this was their first time seeing him.
"hey-hey."
When Mr. Xiaobai saw that there was no effect, he quickly withdrew his hand and smiled awkwardly at the researchers around him.
He bowed a few times embarrassedly and was about to run away.
But at this moment, the surrounding surveillance equipment suddenly rang.
"The space matter is extending and has now detached from the attached organisms!" a researcher said excitedly.
"And it is very stable. Unlike what we guessed, the density of matter will not decrease. This is an equal-density extension! Everywhere it is extended is a stable four-dimensional void. It will not affect the real space, nor will it cause turbulence or collapse!"
"Perfect! So perfect! How can there be such a perfect relic?"
The researcher looked at the instrument and was so excited that he almost jumped up.
The laboratory suddenly became a mess, and no one cared about what Master Xiaobai had just done.
Looking at this scene, Xiaobai's owner was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at the kitten on the experimental table.
"Xiaobai, you are awesome." He praised earnestly.
"Meow."
"Can you really get bigger?"
"Meow meow."
"Why can't I see you grow bigger? You're still so small..."
"Meow meow meow."
"..."
(End of this chapter)
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