I traveled through time and became a cute girl, I just want to be a fun person

Chapter 144 This is the first time I’ve seen someone who defies nature to such an extent!

Although it seems very desperate to laugh at the legendary and terrifying director of the Political and Educational Department and the leader of the four famous arrests in public, the problem is that I really can't help it!

Even if they are the "we are strictly trained not to laugh no matter how funny" type of people, they will still laugh wildly at this time!

Who could have imagined that there would be such a divine unfolding?

At first, everyone thought that as soon as this imposing "Director Bear" entered the class, he would be able to "cut through the mess quickly" and control the "biochemical crisis" happening in the back row of the class as quickly as possible...

However, the "Open-air Shit King", who was already in a state of rage, actually threw out a hateful scene that can be recorded as the best in the history of his career!

Of course, the "Laughing Fart King" is also unambiguous. At the critical moment, she was also very calm. She escaped the fatal blow with just a very essential sliding step. Her sliding step was like that of Sakamoto. The style.

And this also caused the "Director Bear" behind her to avoid the situation without her sight. As a result, she responded with a straight face, and the pair of Tyrannosaurus sunglasses suffered a real disaster!

At that moment, while Zhou Guoqiang was suffering from the stench, his whole heart was bleeding!

My precious sunglasses!

How unlucky he is at the moment, how happy and fortunate the students from Class 3 who are watching the entire process outside the classroom corridor are -

"Damn it, it's a good thing that I didn't have the guts to stop the battle between the two 'kings'. Who can resist this?"

"I have to admit that this peak battle between the King of Farts and the King of Shit is really not something that ordinary people can get involved in... The scary thing is that the director of the Political and Education Department is no longer an ordinary person, right?"

"You're laughing so hard. Look at Director Xiong's poop-smashed look. How dare he come to make trouble for our third class?"

"Why do I feel that Feng Ping in our third class will be harmed from now on? Why do all these 'king' bosses appear in our third class?"

"It's a long story. If we trace the origin, the person who should bear the blame is none other than the God of Plague. He really has some mysticism. In short, you must not conflict with him!"

"Our third class actually has quite a few pretty girls, like Jiang Yuan, Ling Weiwei, and Liu Ya. Their existence has obviously increased the happiness value a lot. Maybe it's because God thinks we are too lucky. We are blessed. I didn't know my luck, so I sent the 'King' boss to impose divine punishment..."

"Fortunately, we scumbags in the back row have a lot of experience in avoiding 'biohazards', but Director Xiong doesn't believe in evil and has to accept God's punishment on our behalf. We really deserve it!"

……

Although Zhou Guoqiang's heart was bleeding at this time and he had no time to pay attention to the group of happy Class 3 students in the corridor outside the classroom, he still endured the stench and began to fulfill his responsibilities as the director of the Political and Education Department.

He asked loudly: "What are your names? Why are you pooping in the classroom and having a snowball fight with each other at the same time... No, it's a shit fight!"

Again, Zhou Guoqiang has never seen any kind of student fight in so many years, but this is definitely the first time he has seen such a fight between the two of them!

His questioning voice was loud, in line with his usual style, but Lu Tianshi and Han Cailin remained silent.

They probably feel that silence is golden, and silence should reduce the sentence slightly and maintain dignity.

It's a pity that there is a mastermind behind it, and they can't do anything to keep silent even if they want.

Lu Tianshi, who was the first to encounter the "Voice of Reality" skill again, directly expressed his inner voice: "Why are you yelling so loudly? My name is Lu Tianshi. Why do you poop in the classroom? Isn't it because the pig food in the school cafeteria is too high?" Rubbish? This Dogecoin No. 1 Middle School is far worse than the Foreign Languages ​​High School. I drew up a comparison!"

When Lu Tianshi was extremely angry, the volume of his heartfelt words was also very loud, which showed that his attitude was very arrogant!

The most terrifying thing was that he spoke loudly directly to Zhou Guoqiang's face, and his breath smelled like shit. He had just been fed his own shit by Han Cailin... Although he vomited a lot at that time, But the tongue was still yellow with shit, still full of the taste of defense, and the breath in the mouth also smelled of shit, of course.

And Zhou Guoqiang was caught off guard, and of course suffered another serious blow. He really didn't expect that these three classes were so evil!

The changes in the area of ​​​​his psychological shadow can be described in the following words -

Good news: This time, Class 3 can finally capture the role model and establish its authority, and will not be disturbed by Jiang Yuan.

Bad break: Two students were fighting in class, and the weapons they used were - shit! Then I got hit in the face!

Good news: My deterrence is still enough, and I controlled this battle in an instant. I am worthy of being the first of the four famous arresters, and I have a good reputation...

Bad news: The boy who just slapped me in the face was so arrogant. His breath smelled so fucking bad. Why are all the arrogant and rebellious people in Class Three?

……

Zhou Guoqiang quickly thought of the reason, because the first (3) class of high school was filled with connections by the bastard Kong Weiguo!

It's you who blocked the relationship, and it's because you're too greedy that the canteen is so rubbish. If something goes wrong, I'll take the blame!

Even though Zhou Guoqiang was always respectful in front of the old principal Kong Weiguo, in fact, he complained about the old principal in his heart. If it was not for the future and he had to rely on the old principal for guidance, then he would not be so aggrieved. .

Lu Tianshi directly blamed the cafeteria, which was also his subconscious thought. The main reason was that he had just transferred to the first (3) class of high school not long ago, and he had not yet felt the gold content of the "God of Plague".

It happened that he was really unhappy after eating in the cafeteria today. He originally felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach after eating, but after enduring that period of discomfort, he thought that nothing happened, but he didn't expect that Han Cailin plotted against him!

And Han Cailin's on-the-spot ejaculation, and the two started a big fight, which confirmed Lu Tianshi's suspicion that there was a big problem in this broken cafeteria!

Because they ate together in the cafeteria today, in order to make the dishes more diversified, the dishes they ordered directly complemented each other, and of course the variety was even richer.

At noon, they were still close comrades-in-arms and had lunch together in the cafeteria. Who would have thought that they would turn against each other to such an extent after that?

Lu Tianshi believes that the main reason is that Han Cailin, a girl with long hair and short knowledge, has no regard for the overall situation, is also very emotional, and is used to doing random things...

He probably subconsciously forgot that it was he who spoke his true feelings first and completely peeled off the skin of Han Cailin's most valued "behind-the-scenes man" and "master of conspiracy", whom he had obviously promised to keep secret!

What Han Cailin hates the most is this kind of leaks and backstabbing. She really hates Lu Tianshi, the third generation of stupid chaebol. She is not as knowledgeable as Cui Haoping before, at least she will not encounter such backlash.

At this time, Zhou Guoqiang finally suppressed his violent temper. The essential reason was of course that Lu Tianshi's identity was not simple.

Therefore, he did not say harsh words to Lu Tianshi. Instead, he said to the girl whose face was covered with shit and the shit had solidified, as if she had encountered a "Shit Cake War": "It's your turn, what's your name?" Name, why is your face covered in shit? Please tell me specifically the cause and effect of the matter."

It has to be said that even though Han Cailin suffered such a "big change", she did not cry like other girls. This shows that she does have a big heart. As expected, she has been plotting and bullying since she was in junior high school. The eldest lady of the nouveau riche.

She skillfully reversed right and wrong and said: "My name is Han Cailin. Why is my face covered with shit? Of course it's because of this shameless shit king! He deliberately aimed his asshole at my face, and then sprayed out a shock wave. !”

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