I traveled through time and became a cute girl, I just want to be a fun person

Chapter 208 The most perfect jade feet in the world

People like Jiang Hengyu who are a bit germaphobic naturally feel extremely disgusting when they think about the scene that happened in the cafeteria that day.

As for the disgusting and outrageous incident, Jiang Hengyu would definitely not let his sister describe it in detail.

He judged others by himself. My sister had just finished her meal, and she had eaten so much and was so full. It would be too bad if she accidentally vomited while describing it.

He didn't want to say anything else, so he took out his mobile phone, entered the campus forum, and found the video of "Human Hippopotamus Squirting" that had been circulated everywhere, so Aunt Wang could watch it by herself.

Wang Huizhen took the phone and through those videos, she completely satisfied her curiosity...

While watching the video, she couldn't help but be amused - hahahahahaha, she even laughed so hard that she was out of breath!

Maybe this is what the saying goes - poop and fart jokes never go out of style.

Many people can’t help but laugh wildly when they see a video of a hippopotamus pooping and spiraling into the sky, let alone a video of a human-sized hippopotamus jetting like a jet. It’s really bizarre and hilarious!

Jiang Hengyu said in confusion: "Aunt Wang, how can you still laugh after seeing such a disgusting scene?"

For video creators or novel authors, the content of their creations is always difficult to agree on.

After Jiang Hengyu heard Aunt Wang's explanation, he still couldn't understand it, because he still couldn't look directly at the video about the incident in the cafeteria, for fear that if he looked at it one more time, his eyes would be dirty!
This is not pretentious, he just felt physically and mentally uncomfortable with those scenes.

It can only be said that the joys and sorrows between people are so incompatible.

Jiang Hengyu shot a lot of material with passion, because he actually discovered that his sister's piano skills had improved again, and she could play almost any piece of music skillfully!
It's as if she and the piano are completely integrated into one, and they are "one and the same". He only needs to be responsible for "requesting songs", and then she, who is "one and the piano", can flow out of her fingertips for him to listen to. Then the very satisfying sound of the piano came...

He couldn't help but ask his innocent-looking sister, "Jiang Yuan, do you think it's funny too?"

After Wang Huizhen calmed down her smile, she waved her hand and explained: "It's indeed disgusting. If I had been there at the time, I would have been disgusted, but now if I just watch it through the video, it would be like watching the fire from the other side." I couldn’t help but laugh because I was watching the fun...especially the scene at the end of the video where a group of people were having a snowball fight in the cafeteria. Their faces were filled with innocence and they felt happy from the bottom of their hearts. This emotion was conveyed to the audience in front of the video. , it just makes people smile unconsciously.”

Strike out at vulgarity and enforce justice!

Jiang Hengyu breathed a sigh of relief and looked at Jiang Yuan as if he were looking at a pure little angel.

It's too vulgar, he will choose to report it directly!

Time continued to move forward. After Jiang Yuan enjoyed a warm lunch, he went back to his room to rest for a while, and then went to the music room to shoot the material of playing the piano.

But the problem is that some readers really have no resistance to poop and fart jokes. When they see these plots, they will laugh from ear to ear. Anyway, it is not that they themselves have encountered poop and fart jokes, they just read them in novels. The villain Harlequin is unlucky and severely satisfies the fun-loving mentality.

Obviously, Jiang Hengyu's laughter is insulated from shit and peeing. He is probably the kind of reader who will feel sick and uncomfortable when reading a novel and discovering that there is a peeing or peeing plot in the novel.

Jiang Yuan also made Jiang Hengyu feel like a confidant. If he was just a little mysophobic, then his sister's mysophobia must be worse than his!
This is not to say that Jiang Hengyu has visited Jiang Yuan's current residence, but Jiang Yuan gives him a particularly pure and refreshing feeling no matter what time he is. His black hair always carries a refreshing fragrance without any dandruff. , and the same goes for the clothes you wear, which always give people a "spotless" feeling.

This may be why the video of the snowball fight in the cafeteria of Jiangzhou No. 1 Middle School became popular all over the Internet. After all, while everyone was eating melons, watching movies and enjoying the novel scenes, they were also conveyed happy emotions by those passionately fighting in the video.

Now this video is completely the opposite. Putting aside the disgusting scene, those snowball fight members who joined the battle group passionately and showed "atavism" one after another are indeed as happy as baboons who have successfully mated and are in a state of complete release. state.

Therefore, she just responded calmly: "I don't think it's funny. I don't know what's so funny."

That's right, how could a cute sister like Jiang Yuan be involved in vulgar poop and piss jokes?

This kind of sister who always kept clean and fresh and said "you smell so good" naturally caused Jiang Hengyu to misunderstand and couldn't help but guess that the other party's mysophobia was worse than his.

This is probably like the crying scenes shown by actors in some movies, which can make the audience very sympathetic and can't help but shed tears.

Jiang Yuan blinked her eyes as pure as a deer, and her skillful acting skills started instantly. She seemed to understand nothing and knew nothing. The spraying incident in the cafeteria had nothing to do with her. As for the pain worth the gold coins squeezed out, it was from Where does it come from? It is of course that Meek has exerted his subjective initiative...

He really couldn't understand, what was so funny about this?

The musical talent displayed by Jiang Yuan made Jiang Hengyu, who had always been quite conceited about his piano skills, feel overwhelmed!
In fact, Jiang Hengyu's piano skills have almost reached the upper limit. In the final analysis, this is just a hobby. Due to his limited talent, it is impossible for him to become a pianist in the future.

However, Jiang Yuan's progress is so fast that there seems to be no upper limit at all. This means that as long as Jiang Yuan keeps improving, he can become a world-class piano master!

Jiang Hengyu felt that his imagination was a bit too exaggerated, but he still encouraged and praised Jiang Yuan from the bottom of his heart. At the same time, he secretly said in his heart, sister, let me see what you can achieve in the future. The limit!

In order to make money by filming Qiami's video, Jiang Yuan cooperated very well with Jiang Hengyu and changed into many sets of clothes that she already had in the villa. She became more and more disgusted with the clothes in real life and found it very troublesome to change. As for system brand clothes, it is very convenient to change because of the "one-click change" function.

Jiang Hengyu took a lot of footage of his sister wearing different costumes and playing the piano. He was very satisfied with the quality and quantity of the footage, but he always felt that it lacked some charm.

He is actually quite talented in photography. When taking pictures of himself playing the piano, he often doesn't pay too much attention and just takes pictures casually.

But when filming Jiang Yuan, Jiang Hengyu was very energetic, striving to achieve a perfect composition, and try his best to let Jiang Yuan in the lens show her ultimate pure beauty.

"I understand, it is the environment of this music room that limits you!" Jiang Hengyu suddenly realized.

"Ah? I think the environment of this music room is quite good. It's magnificent and the piano is very expensive. Isn't this quite interesting?" Jiang Yuan asked doubtfully.

"The environment is indeed good, but last time we edited a very good video from many angles. If we continue to make a similar video in the same place in a formulaic way, but with different music played, it will definitely not be as good as The popularity of the first video cannot reach your upper limit at all," Jiang Hengyu explained.

"Then the material we just shot was all in vain?" Jiang Yuan frowned.

"That's not the case. These materials are quite good. I shot so much at once. I can edit out many issues. These videos of water leaking can make money, but if the next few issues are all explosive, , then these formulaic videos will naturally make more money.”

Jiang Hengyu's words obviously convinced Jiang Yuan. Of course she also understood this truth. The carefully produced videos in the front are responsible for attracting traffic, and the videos that follow formulaic routines can just rest on the credit book and waste money.

So she nodded and said: "How about we go to the music room of the school and shoot some material? Wear a school uniform and play the ending song of "The Name of a Flower". The light of the setting sun shines into the classroom. Tyndall Once the effect unfolds, it must be very charming, right?”

"The Name of the Flower Is Not Heard" is a "healing" tear-jerking anime. Its full name is "We Still Don't Know the Name of the Flower We Saw That Day." Its ending song "Secret Base~Everything You Give Me~" is very classic. , almost as soon as the melody sounds, it makes people feel inexplicably sad.

Of course, Jiang Yuan is very fond of this kind of "healing" music, because this kind of music can make the listeners' pain worth gold coins. Even if everyone can only explode a little bit, as long as the video becomes popular and the base is large enough, it will add up naturally. A little adds up to a lot.

When Jiang Hengyu heard Jiang Yuan's suggestion, the scene she just described appeared in his mind. Then, matching the melody of the piano version of the song, his eyes lit up and he couldn't help but sigh: "Jiang Yuan, you are really awesome." What a genius! Yes, your temperament is also very suitable for the school’s music classroom. The idea of ​​wearing a school uniform is also great! In order to be more attractive, you can wear our No. 1 middle school sports uniform on the upper body and a pleated skirt on the lower body. ,Knee socks."

That's right, if you only wear black sports pants with no highlights on your lower body, then when the audience comes in to "listen to the music", won't they really only be able to listen to the music?

It's very difficult for this kind of video to stand out in the piano area that stretches out from the sky. After all, Jiang Yuan doesn't show her face. Last time, she made a fuss about her back and palms. This time, she can fully highlight her beautiful legs. point!

Jiang Yuan's legs no longer need any words to praise, her legs are the most perfect feet in the world!
After putting on the pleated skirt and knee-high socks, you don't need to take a close-up from a specific angle, just take a photo casually, and the unparalleled beauty can make all viewers lick your lips!
When the time comes, there will definitely appear in the video barrages such as "Legs playing with Nian", "I want to lick her legs off", "I want to eat with her jade feet", which will make the friends of the porridge bar feel very intimate and immersive. The barrage...

Of course, there will definitely be people who will jump out to criticize in a disgraceful way - be wary of fungal infections, because research shows that women's feet are dirtier than men's feet, so theoretically speaking, men's feet are more perfect. exist!

The conclusion drawn from this study is really too crude!

Next, after the two discussed, they immediately took action. First they went to Jiang Yuan's residence because she wanted to put on the long-lost "JK uniform" skin. This was a purple-quality fashion that could give her a lot of added benefits. Few attributes.

In fact, Jiang Yuan didn't need to go back to her residence at all, she could still "change clothes with one click", but this ability was too unreasonable, so she had to pretend and go through the motions.

Jiang Hengyu was fortunate enough to visit Jiang Yuan's residence for the first time. His first impression was - it was so clean. His sister's mysophobia was indeed worse than his!

If he could live in such a clean place, he would never have to worry about insomnia!

Jiang Hengyu has no idea that Jiang Yuan is not a germaphobe. She just "changes into a white silk maid outfit with one click every day" and then turns on the "housekeeping mode" to clean her own place. She doesn't know how to do it anyway. Feeling tired just consumes a little energy bar.

After Jiang Yuan put on the JK uniform, she did not go to school immediately. Instead, she went to the Wenyue Plaza arcade to film her dancing on the dance machine.

She put on a mask, almost completely covering the lower half of her face, and now her hair is gradually growing longer, and the bangs on her forehead are not pinned up with hairpins...

Therefore, this mask and bangs almost completely covered her face, but even if her face was not exposed, her beautiful legs wrapped in knee socks under her skirt were already very eye-catching!
Today happens to be Sunday, and the flow of people in the Wenyue Plaza Video Game Center is still relatively large. Jiang Hengyu just has the mentality of watching a good show to see if Jiang Yuan can dance on the dance machine like she said before. , not caring about the crowd of strangers at all.

He took a video of the other party dancing on the dance machine. It was actually very simple. He just had to find a fixed angle to shoot from the side. The camera should be slightly lower and shoot from the bottom up, so as to highlight the slenderness of her slender legs. .

Speaking of which, he didn't know if it was Jiang Hengyu's illusion. He found that his sister's breasts seemed to have a little more curvature today. Although they were still very flat, a slight curvature would give her a more beautiful girlish charm. Otherwise, how could he prove that she was a girl? ?

What? If she wasn't a girl, would more people be excited?

This is obviously unreasonable. Beautiful girls in JK uniforms are the real king. It is better not to get involved with the XP of some evil minorities.

Soon, Jiang Hengyu discovered that the good show he wanted to see was completely ruined, because even in the presence of a large number of strangers, Jiang Yuan still danced very calmly, and danced gracefully and beautifully, absolutely A real "social terrorist"!
(End of this chapter)