The World of Evil God game.
Chapter 211 I just pinched that part, don’t broadcast it
Chapter 211 I just pinched that part, don’t broadcast it
There is nothing taboo in the universe about talking about revival.
But if you pray to a particular God of Restoration, the consequences can be dire.
Because of this, many people tried to take advantage of the revival messenger.
Kingdom of Longtail (Ruins).
"God of War, tell me, what if...!@#GuluIf."
"I'm Gulu! @#%...% prays to the revival messenger, and then @W$#$ hopes that he will revive a civilization where the ancient gods live, then the ¥#@ final result¥#%%... will the ancient gods win. Or Can the Revival Messengers win?”
The giant dragon lady named Explosion kicked up gold coins all over her body, her mouth was stuffed with gold coins, and her words were unclear.
So much so that the God of War said angrily:
"Swallow the gold coins in your mouth before you talk to me!"
"Don't ask the obvious question!"
Who has the highest priority?
The answer to this question has long been known. Dave, an ancient god believer under the Virgin of Sinfire, used his civilization as a shield to try to organize the revival messengers to destroy the world. Not only that, they also blocked the volcano messengers. BUG.
"But there seemed to be something wrong with the contact information she left for me. I contacted her several times later and found that no one answered."
Look at your belly again. You’ve eaten so many gold coins. No, the dragon’s belly is also from another dimension, right?
The paladin suddenly fell into a brief moment of thought.
Now that I have a basic understanding, I find that they are just a little bit crazy and abstract.
"I just developed it. It takes less effort than group resurrection." The Paladin was confident. He felt that there was nothing wrong with what he developed.
There were also giant dragons in the Fifth Age. Although they looked different, there was no difference in their huge bodies. So how much did the giant dragons eat every day to be full?
"Have you been deceived? Do you know the God of War?"
"As for my resurrection, my consciousness woke up in the darkness, and then there was a woman wearing a white dress with a green flame on her head. She could be roughly seen as a goddess. She told me that the new era was full of evil and that my resurrection was needed. Make corrections"
The Paladin sighed: "I only remember the last battle, but unfortunately, I can't remember who my enemy was, but it was an extraordinary battle against evil, and I still remember the names of my comrades. I Even write a list of their names.”
"Hey, you're using the Holy Light wrong!" Miss Explosion swallowed the gold coins in her mouth. She had already eaten countless gold coins. She had the most fun when she just used the vacuum cleaner to sweep the gold coins. , like exploring and hunting for treasure.
"If the ancient gods were useful, they wouldn't squat in the toilet. They would lend a hand to help you in your moment of crisis, but often the result is that they not only fail to help you, but also drag you into the public toilet."
It’s not an ancient god anyway!
Compared to the dragon who uses a vacuum cleaner to find gold coins, and the doctor who uses big explosions to treat the dead, he just develops a new resurrection technique. Isn't this normal enough?
Miss Explosion touched the paladin's head and helmet: "You were chosen to be resurrected by a goddess with a green light on her head? Why haven't I heard of such a goddess?"
The God of War beside him fell into thinking for a short time, and then shook his head.
When he was first resurrected, everyone looked like an evil being.
The God of War has finished another deceased person, and the paladin beside him has opened the resurrection hotspot, and anyone who catches the resurrection signal can be resurrected.
The Paladin wisely refrained from expressing his initial thoughts.
"As for evil, I came right away after seeing what was happening in the world on TV."
Those dragon knights are indeed very rich. The dragon's stomach is simply a bottomless pit. If you expand your thinking, you will probably be eaten up and bankrupt after marrying the dragon lady for a month, right?
And Miss Explosion's voice brought the Paladin's consciousness back to reality:
"Yes, you said you were resurrected in the Fifth Age. Haha, is it true? If true, how did you get resurrected? How much do you remember about the Fifth Age?"
Obviously, the God of War didn't know who this green-headed goddess in a white dress was.
Although the characteristics are obvious, none of the gods in the universe can match him.
Ms. Explosion suddenly trembled her shoulders:
"Forget it, don't think about this goddess, you are resurrected anyway, just enjoy your new life!"
"By the way, Paladin, what do you think of my previous proposal? You and I sign a long-term cooperation contract. We will go on missions together in the future. You will be my fort and we will kill each other."
Miss Explosion was still throwing gold coins into her mouth, and the paladin frowned: "Even if I am interested in dragons, Miss Explosion, I should politely tell you that you are a good dragon."
"Your flight mode is too 'exciting'. Even if I choose a dragon as my partner, I won't choose you. Indeed, I once admired the dragon knight, but now I think my driving skills are not good enough, so forget it."
Ms. Explosion suddenly became anxious. She grabbed her throat suddenly, swallowed the gold coins stuck inside, and stamped her feet continuously: "What do you mean, what do you mean it's too exciting! Dragons fly like this, you know I'm in [Big Dragon" How many grades did you graduate from the Air Combat Academy?"
"I'm an ace pilot!"
The Paladin was expressionless: "I think he is a desperate pilot. Yes, you are the best pilot in your school. Maybe your flight indicator is to hit a building every time you fly."
Ms. Explosion crossed her arms and looked ugly. Then she tried to get away with it and said deliberately: "What a pity. I originally thought that if you sign a contract with me, I will help you buy a handsome new set of armor."
Come on, no warrior can resist the temptation of new armor, it's like a woman buying new clothes!
Miss Explosion secretly thought, this Holy Knight's Holy Light Cannon is so handsome, it must be cheated!
However, the Paladin shook his head: "The armor of the Fifth Age has special meaning to me. Thank you for your kindness. I don't need new armor. It will make me forget who I am."
"Damn it, why don't you get enough oil and salt? I'll give you one set, just give you one set!"
Miss Explosive worked hard to win over the Paladin, but at this time the Paladin received an email.
"[Dear Mr. Paladin whom I have never met but I have met on TV]."
"[With a sincere heart, we invite you to come to our world and join our team.]"
The Paladin began reading the email.
"An invitation letter from the devil? You will be offered 2 gold coins a month. You want me to change jobs?"
"Wait a minute, don't I have a job?"
The paladin's brain suddenly shut down for a second, and then began to run at high speed uncontrollably!
If my knowledge is correct, the devil in this era should also be a kind of dark creature, so why would the devil invite the Paladin to work with them? Is this some kind of "blatant trap"?
He thought that a monthly salary of 2 gold coins could impress him? Is this a money thing?
Or is it that the devil who sent the invitation letter is a mutant species like those skeleton brothers in the pale world, who can use holy light?
The Paladin originally thought this matter was fraudulent, but when he read the last few paragraphs, he suddenly fell silent and fell into thinking. The girl's voice, whistling, interrupted his thoughts.
"I say! You actually would rather consider the devil's invitation than mine!"
Miss Explosion had sharp eyes and immediately rushed forward to grab the Paladin's armor and started complaining:
"2 gold coins are nothing, I can give you 3 gold coins, and you can sit in the first-class cabin above me and watch the beautiful scenery of the sky and sky every day! Where can you find such a good thing!"
Paladin: "All your gold coins were stolen and came from evil sources. I took your gold coins to help you launder the money."
Miss Explosion was anxious: "That's nonsense! Why did it come from the wrong place? I obviously picked it up from the ruins! Ask those dead people if they have any objections! If they don't have any objections, then of course the new owner of this gold coin is me. !”
God of War: "Stop arguing, what is a mere 2W salary? My salary here is high, why don't you come to me? I am very optimistic about you, and my medical team needs people like you. If you die, I will I am willing to leave you a position as deputy captain in my Legion of Heroes, and by the way, there is also a salary, I will give you a monthly salary of 20 gold coins!"
Miss Explosion was surprised, and the Paladin was also confused. They both said almost in unison: "Is studying medicine so profitable?"
God of War: "That's not true, quack doctors harm people, so studying medicine is not guaranteed to make a lot of money. If you don't have enough force, you may be beaten to death, and then your bankbook will be taken away."
"Although I don't have 20 gold coins yet, I will have it soon and I will pay you your salary directly!"
"Soon a group of very wealthy patients will come to our hospital for treatment. Don't say 20 yuan, I will trick them into bankruptcy."
The God of War muttered, and then said: "There is also a special patient. This guy is now collecting medical expenses for me. I asked him to wait for me to treat him, but he ran away. Hey, sometimes he will What a disobedient patient like this."
"But it doesn't matter. Doctors should correct patients' wrong behaviors and give them correct medical guidance, so that they can receive adequate treatment. As for the money spent in the treatment process, these things are external things. Don't think about it. It feels uncomfortable if you think about it, but it doesn’t feel uncomfortable if you don’t think about it.”
Miss Explosion was stunned: "No, you, no, me"
She was confused by the logic of the God of War, but the paladin's voice connected seamlessly with the God of War in the next moment.
Paladin: "Oh, it's the ancient god believers you mentioned. This money is for their atonement, so that's no problem."
Miss Explosives widened her beautiful eyes: "He's cheating!"
Paladin: "The God of War tricked people from evil forces, and yours is the stolen money."
Miss Explosion: "Then the gold coins in this country were also obtained by the evil king and the pope. How did they become stolen money in my hands?"
Paladin: "Because those are the people's properties that were looted, and theoretically they should be returned to the people."
"Of course this is only theoretical. In practice, the country's capital has been blown up to the sky. Considering that most of the people in this royal capital have been sacrificed to the ancient gods, and the God of War rescued them, the money will only be Think of it as a resurrection fee, and the money that was robbed in the past is equivalent to their ticket to start a new life."
"After all, the God of War can't rescue them for no reason. Hey, I understand."
Miss Explosion became numb, and she started to slap herself in the face and cursed: "Why do I fall in love with this guy like you! Okay, I'll give them all the money back! I still get scolded for making extra money!"
The Paladin also sighed: "There's no need to blast Miss Explosion, forget it. Oh, forget it, don't fight."
“In the end it’s not about money!”
The Paladin stopped this abstract behavior of Shen Yilong and explained to Miss Explosion and the God of War:
"Some qualities and behaviors cannot be measured by money. Salary is important, but in my opinion, realizing one's own life value and moral value is more important!"
"This has always been my life creed! From my time to this day and age, even though my memory is a little blurry, my will still lives by this creed."
"Just like I came to help the country in the south recover. I think that country is very great and just. It has ancient scholars, beautiful history, magnificent culture and morality, but it has been inexplicably destroyed by evil forces and ancient times. God destroyed it, so I came here."
"It's not for money, but for the survival of a civilization."
"Although the email the devil just sent me is a devil and theoretically cannot be trusted, he mentioned in the email that his civilization is in danger of extinction. The monthly salary of 20,000 gold coins is already what they can get. Come out with the utmost sincerity.”
"Although I don't know how true the content of this email is, I think I should read it."
The God of War suddenly thought thoughtfully: "The devil's civilization?"
"Oh knowledge devil?"
"This is an incredible civilization."
The paladin was surprised: "Do you know this civilization?"
God of War: "I know, but I know it from the previous narratives of other gods. The civilization history of the Knowledge Devil is similar to that of the Dragon Clan. As early as when the Paradise Civilization was destroyed, they were also destroyed together. Oh, the Paradise Civilization I am talking about, you guys He probably doesn’t know.”
Looking at the confused Miss Explosion, the God of War waved his hand: "Young dragons like this don't even know that although the lifespan of the dragons is long, the history of some civilizations is even longer and longer than the lifespan of the dragons. ancient."
"Ask the Magnificent Dragon God. He should have witnessed the magnificent moment when every civilization was officially born. Of course, his memory doesn't seem to be very good. If you ask a few more times, he might be able to remember it."
The God of War looked at the Paladin with serious eyes: "So, who is the enemy fighting the devil of knowledge?"
Paladin: "It seems to be a demon hunter?"
"Sorry, I don't quite understand what this profession means. Is it a job that specializes in destroying magic? If it's a 'spellbreaker', I know a little bit about it."
But the God of War whispered: "Demon hunter."
"Is it the civilization of the original ancestors? This is the peak civilization of a duel between civilizations that drives out evil things, and the civilization of gods that is good at creation. Both have reached an advanced node that civilizations can reach at the beginning of the Sixth Age. "
"but."
The God of War's eyes flickered to Miss Explosion's face, and then he raised his hand.
Miss Explosion was suddenly very nervous. She thought the God of War was going to reveal some shocking ancient secret.
As a result, the God of War said:
"But we are still broadcasting the show, so we can't go off topic, so."
"That part was pinched just now, don't broadcast it!"
(End of this chapter)
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