The World of Evil God game.

Chapter 630 This guy is so bad!

Stardew Valley world, Canyon Farm.

This originally thriving paradise has recently encountered an unexpected event. When the Messenger of Plenty received the notice and rushed back, all he saw was a large area of ​​pickled cabbage.
Bah! That's not pickled cabbage, but all the plants have withered and died! But this is impossible! The climate of this world has been perfectly set by the Messenger of Plenty, and has made up for the flaw in the game - "the crops of the previous season will wither after the season is over". This kind of thing does not exist on this planet!
This planet was originally developed to allow all life forms to cultivate unique crops with peace of mind. That was also one of the ideals of the Messenger of Fertility. Countless researchers and growers have devoted their wisdom and sweat to this planet. Those crops are the result of their hard work, but now they have all turned into sauerkraut!

The culprit is staying in the Canyon Farm. Due to the block restrictions of the world, all the races in various blocks who remain in this world have united to fight against him!
"I am the messenger of the God of Obstacles. The messenger of suffering." The guy looked like a knight, but his body was covered with moss and thorns. It was extremely painful just to look at him. There was a painting of flames on his breastplate, and his face was covered with a full-coverage visor. He had a compassionate expression, and tears of blood were constantly flowing from his body.

"You're talking nonsense! The God of Obstacles will never bless those who spread suffering. Our universe is already unlucky enough, and we don't need a nonsense like you. Die now!" The roar of the dwarves could be heard clearly outside the canyon: "BYD, give us back our ore collection!"

The messenger of suffering: "Suffering is a springboard for life. Only by understanding what suffering is can you overcome obstacles."

Roadside magician: "There is no need for that kind of thing. The barrier-free service of the Obstacle Church tells us that if we encounter something we don't understand, just leave it alone! We will protect the world, you die!"

From any perspective, shouldn't the antonym of obstacle be help? However, the gods themselves were born in accordance with their own ideals. Before they became gods, they simply chose a group of gods who had the same qualities as their ideals to pray to.

Perhaps it is because the God of Obstacles himself is already helpful enough that he has even launched barrier-free services. What help could be more practical than this?
Of course, the God of Help may not be in the Sixth Epoch but in the Fifth Epoch. However, whether he is a good god or an evil god, he is probably the type that does more harm than good.
And now the messenger of suffering is also saying: "I am not here to preach suffering, I am here to help you, but before helping you you must go through suffering. I am not a villain, I am just..."

"Friend, perhaps we can have a chat." The Messenger of Plenty appeared. Although everyone knew that he was a god created by God, no one revealed his true identity. The Messenger of Plenty suppressed his anger and tried to calmly give advice to the "new god" in front of him:
"Although you turned all my products into sauerkraut, this is understandable. It is obvious that as a god you do not understand how to use your own power. Overly extreme ideas will lead to your own authority going to extremes. It is true that you have provided suffering, but has your suffering really produced any results?"

"Answer me! Prove it to me!"

The questioning of the Envoy of Plenty gradually left the Envoy of Suffering speechless: "Only by relying on one's own strength to overcome suffering can one achieve results."

"Then have you not overcome the hardships? If you yourself have not overcome the hardships, you cannot bring us significant results."

The Messenger of Plenty just shook his head.

"If we want to consider things like 'perseverance', I might as well invite the Last Snake to come and give a lecture. I heard that he recently obtained the positive divinity of 'perseverance'. Compared to the so-called suffering, perseverance will bring rewards and is more popular with everyone."

There were more tears and blood on the faceplate of the Messenger of Suffering, but fortunately he did not start to go crazy. Instead, he fell into a vortex of self-doubt. He tried to debate with the Messenger of Plenty, but for the people of the Sixth Epoch, experiencing suffering and bad luck was an inevitable part of life, so soon, the Messenger of Suffering turned emo himself.

"Get out now!" While the Deep Space God-created Deity in front of them had not started to go crazy yet, the people of all major races in the Sixth Epoch fully demonstrated their selfless spirit - they poured out all their dirty words of disgust on the Messenger of Suffering!
"Hey! Actually there's no need to be so pessimistic. Why not give it a try!"

However, the Messenger of Plenty did not follow everyone in expelling this foreign god. He patted the other party's rotten moss armor earnestly and said: "It seems that you are deeply trapped in your own power and cannot find a way to escape from suffering. Then perhaps, getting results and gains while maintaining a state of suffering is also a good way."

"Do you know Don't Starve? It's the game that once pulled in the elves from the entire universe. I also created a Don't Starve block in this world. I think this block will be very suitable for you!"

"The so-called suffering can be defined in a different way, such as 'survival mode' or 'hardcore mode'. That is, it increases the difficulty of the game and life, but under the corresponding difficulty conditions, it will also be difficult to obtain various resources. However, once useful resources are obtained, the player will have a great sense of accomplishment. For this reason, we will add corresponding rewards to this mode."

The Messenger of Plenty runs the God's Town on the Star of Art. Combined with the management of the Stardew Valley world, his thinking has begun to shift towards the fictional church, and he has the potential to become a game planner.

"I'm interested."

Listening to the special mechanism described by the Messenger of Plenty, the Messenger of Misery was quickly attracted, sparking conversations among others around him.

Everyone wants to throw all the pain to the God of Pain. The purpose of playing games is to win and to easily obtain useful resources. This is real life. Who wants to be unlucky every day, unless there are special needs!
"This guy can team up with the God of Pain and play hardcore mode for a thousand years."

"He has been creating suffering, and the God of Pain has been in pain all the time. His left foot stepped on his right foot and his spiritual energy directly ascended to God."

Of course, as everyone said, out of some bad taste, the Messenger of Plenty introduced the forum account of the God of Pain to the Messenger of Suffering. At the same time, the Messenger of Plenty heard the divine revelation from the God of Obstacles:
"Don't kill it. I declare it can be my temporary worker."

"Well! Your action of bewitching him was correct! Don't let him go to extremes, he still has great use!"

When the God of Obstacles saw the Messenger of Suffering, his first reaction was the same as that of the other gods: "When did I create something like this?"

But after carefully understanding this guy's divine power, the God of Obstacles immediately clapped his hands!
Totally understood!
Hey, if he makes everyone suffer, then no one will be able to harvest the vegetables, and they will have to let me, who has no obstacles, harvest them! In this way, there will be no need to rush to steal vegetables in the future, which is a good thing!
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"Recruiting is also a way to turn enemies into friends. It seems that not all Deep Space Gods are incommunicable. The Messenger of Suffering is an exception. Of course, it may also be that this child is too unlucky, so that if 'it wants to destroy the world', it may 'suffer'. This is the self-consumption caused by not recognizing the power of one's own authority."

"After all, they were created. Now we can be sure that their so-called 'past lives' are most likely fake. At most, they just copied and pasted a few unlucky people from the real universe and sublimated them."

"We have entered the Lens Galaxy, and the mighty power of the God of Creation has appeared." The three gods, Death, Restlessness, and Structure, were watching the live broadcast of the TV program on the train. They saw the messenger of reason being beaten to dementia, and they saw the messenger of blessing being killed by the God of Curse once again, causing him to accomplish some strange achievement of godhood.

However, because there were too many God-created Gods appearing at the same time, affecting so many worlds, it was not enough to just cut one channel into two or three screens. Under the watch of the three Gods, the news channel of the fictional church was rapidly cutting out new screens, from three to four, and from four to five. In the end, there were a total of eleven small screens being played simultaneously.

"Hey, there are so many pictures playing at the same time. Not only do I not know which one to watch, but the cheap small-screen TV makes it impossible to see what is being broadcast on the news!"

"So if you want to see the TV clearly you have to buy a large HDTV. Fictional Church, that's despicable."

"Let's see the list!"

In addition to the previous rationality, blessing, and suffering, the new guys are
"The messenger of the God of Experience, the 'Strange Messenger', is known to have the ability to make people lose their past memories and behavioral abilities, as well as knowledge and experience. His catchphrases are 'You can donate your brain if you don't need it', 'I forgot', 'I don't know how to do this anymore'. He appeared on several industrial planets, causing factories to shut down, workers to lose their minds, and machines to forget how to operate. He caused great damage, but the God of Experience did not go to attack him."

The restless God looked at the content playing on the screen:
"Well, for God, unfamiliar experience is also experience. If you don't know anything and forget everything, you will eventually forget the 'unfamiliarity' completely. So not only did everyone remember all their previous knowledge, experience and skills, they also gained the experience and skills of others equally, and suddenly gained a great improvement. This guy has been defeated."

"It's really dangerous." The Structure God commented with Steve's expressionless face: "Fortunately, the Experience God is more skilled."

Death God: "One step ahead? That guy is just spamming and doing nothing."

"Next." The Restless God pointed to a corner of the screen and said, "The messenger of the God of Purgatory, the messenger of Paradise. I don't quite understand this correspondence. It's probably because the environment in Purgatory is bad, while the environment in Paradise is beautiful, so comfortable that people don't want to do anything. For many people, such a world is very beautiful."

"Well, more than ten worlds have fallen into the peaceful deep space, but the word 'paradise' cannot be used casually."

The current situation was being broadcast on the TV screen. Because of the appearance of this paradise messenger, the plague called pleasure spread rapidly, and his name attracted the arrival of a certain god - the God of Roar.

The Paradise Civilization once killed five ancient gods, but before them appeared a God-created God with the name of Paradise. The God of Roar volunteered to teach this God-created God a lesson. His method of cracking the problem was very simple. He dumped all the rubbish scripts written in the church into those fallen worlds, and used wish cards to make those plots become reality directly.

Finally, the messenger of paradise knelt down and begged the God of Roar to stop dumping garbage.

"So what did the God of Purgatory do in this process? And what about the messenger of the orthodox God-made ashes of the God of Purgatory? What was he doing?"

"The Ashbringer went to lobby the Emissary of Paradise, claiming that there is an incomparably beautiful paradise waiting for him, and he only needs to pay a small price, such as passing on fire!"

"Anyway," the Structural God tapped the TV with his square hand, "It seems that the Messenger of Paradise has been persuaded to put the 'Easy Paradise' into the future. He decided to obey the order of the Ashbringer and help the Ashbringer burn the deep space."

Burn the deep space. The three gods all began to rub their chins.

Deep space is equivalent to the subconscious reflection of the main universe. It is a deep starry sea where thoughts converge. Ordinary "burning" cannot destroy deep space. Although it is a subsidiary plane, it exists with the main material universe. There are several other planes as powerful as it.

"But if we can burn away all the negative reflections in deep space, it would be a great purification."

The restless God continued to comment on the subsequent God Creates God:

"And your god, the God of Creation, the God of Death, your messenger is the 'Messenger of Survival'. The God of Structure, your messenger is the 'Messenger of Destruction', and by the way, it is worth mentioning that its shape is a creeper, you see."

Structural God: “?”

In the picture in the lower right corner, a huge green creeper is spraying TNT everywhere to destroy buildings in a certain world. At the same time, this guy will self-destruct infinitely. It seems that he has no intelligence and only knows how to explode!
In any case, things like demolition should be the work of the God of Destruction.

"This fully illustrates one point. When Deep Space created these gods, they really took the words literally, based on our authority and image, or according to our recent thoughts. Otherwise, creatures like creepers should be game characters."

“What about my messenger?” The God of Death had never created any gods, and he was quite interested in the “messenger of survival.” In the picture in the upper left corner of the TV, there was a monster wearing a black windbreaker and looking like a dark and twisted man, performing some kind of terrible ritual on a planet.

When the brilliant golden light lit up, the Messenger of Survival discovered the clone of the Saint of Time who was broadcasting live, and he took the initiative to speak:
"My ideal is to ensure that all lives have basic survival guarantees. To achieve this, I will rob the Death God's treasury and distribute every gold coin to people throughout the universe! Please support me. Every help will make it easier for me to kill this capitalist!"

"Fuck!" The God of Death jumped up: "How can this guy be so mean!"

(End of this chapter)