Journey to the West: Don’t mess with that monster

Tianpeng watched Zhang Qingdi eating the suckling pig.

He couldn't help but taunted, "You can only squeal like a pig."

"Marshal Tianpeng misjudged me. I don't even have the ability to scream with a pig." Emperor Zhang Qing put down the pig leg, and a fairy gave him a handkerchief to cleanse his hands.

He wiped it gently, and the grease was wiped away.

Tianpeng was also a straight man, so he thought about it for a long time.

"You scolded me!" Did this guy just mean that he wasn't competing with himself?
"No! I was scolding a pig." Zhang Qingdi said with a smile.

If this was the case, Tianpeng would not quarrel with him anymore, Zhang Qingdi said again. "Did you just hear it?"

Canopy stood up in anger!

He called me a pig!
This guy last time! You called me a pig last time!
The Jade Emperor cast his gaze, and Tianpeng said to the Jade Emperor, "Your Majesty, he scolded me!"

Emperor Zhang Qing thought about various reactions of Marshal Tianpeng, but he did not expect this one.

"Zhang Aiqing is Sanqing's favorite junior, and it's his first time in heaven, so it's inevitable that he doesn't understand some etiquette.

Canopy, just forget it for my sake. "The Jade Emperor said with a smile.

"Yes! Your Majesty." Tianpeng immediately clasped his fists.

Zhang Qingdi reacted after thinking for a moment!

This guy is using himself to express his position.

Qingniu had hinted to Emperor Zhang Qing before that this canopy belonged to Laojun. But looking at it today, is this guy going to change his family?
How can there be any good end to the double-dealing!
When Emperor Zhang Qing was pondering this matter, he ignored the Jade Emperor's strange aura just now.

Did the Jade Emperor who ruled evilly say that he didn't understand etiquette? But looking at the situation of being surrounded, Emperor Zhang Qing could only forgive him generously!
But it makes me angry to think about it!

But soon the singing and dancing started...

A burst of misty air floated in, carrying a faint floral fragrance.

After a while the drum music started!

In his previous life, Zhang Qingdi, who was either subject 3 or was shaken by society, finally had a meal of fine chaff!
It is really as graceful as a startling dragon, and graceful as a swimming dragon.

The autumn chrysanthemums are shining brightly, and the spring pines are blooming brightly.

It is as if the moon is covered by the light clouds, and it is like the snow covered by the flowing wind.

Look at that Fairy Chang'e again!
If the shoulders are cut into shape, the waist will be as plain as expected. The neck is extended to show off the neck, and the beauty is revealed. Fragrance is not added, and the lead is beautiful.

The cloud bun is in E'e, and the eyebrows are trimmed in Lianjuan. Red lips are bright on the outside and white teeth are fresh on the inside. Bright eyes are good at gazing, and the dimples assist in inheriting the power.

Emperor Zhang Qing couldn't help but cursed in his heart.

snort! This dog emperor really knows how to enjoy it!
Tianpeng was completely addicted to this song and dance.

Emperor Zhang Qing glanced at him with disdain, he was so obsessed with beauty that he could never achieve great things!
And I, Master Qingdi, am obsessed with singing and dancing!
Let’s dance!
Fairy Chang'e was also panting slightly and dripping with sweat!
"Fairy, please have a rest." Tianpeng is obviously a pig, but he insists on imitating others and being a licking dog.

Chang'e was lukewarm towards him...

You fall in love with Chang'e holding the Jade Rabbit, but you can't stand the fact that there is no moon in your house.

The Jade Emperor clapped his hands and praised, "The fairy's dance is so impressive!"

The Jade Emperor praised him, and all the immortals naturally followed suit.

Emperor Zhang Qing looked around and saw no monkey.

Could it be that the Jade Emperor thought he couldn't eat fine chaff and didn't call him?
Chang'e thanked her coolly.

There would be a performance later, so she went down to change her skirt.

"What do you think of Zhang Aiqing?"

How about what?
What do you think of your evil reign?
What do you think, LSP, of yours, watching other people dance?
Zhang Qingdi could only complain silently at this time.

"Let me ask you, what do you think of Fairy Chang'e?"

"The legs are quite long." Emperor Zhang Qing blurted out.

Tianpeng looked at Zhang Qingdi coldly, this guy was really angry this time.

The Jade Emperor obviously did not expect this answer.

He was stunned for a while and couldn't help laughing loudly.

"Hahaha, Aiqing is such a wonderful person."

"Your Majesty, I am a goblin." Emperor Zhang Qing corrected him.

The Jade Emperor laughed even harder...

This guy is laughing so hard, he won't accuse me of assassinating the king and killing his driver.

Sure enough, the Jade Emperor coughed.

The general who rolled the curtain gently patted the Jade Emperor's back, and the maid in front of him poured a glass of water and wine for the Jade Emperor.

It took the Jade Emperor a long time to recover.

Why did this guy become the Jade Emperor?

When Zhang Qingdi couldn't speak harshly, he could only complain in his heart.

"My dear, I haven't laughed like this for a long time."

That means my uncle and the others have put enough pressure on you!

Make you laugh every day! Do you think Sanqing is called for nothing...

The second dance continues after a while!
The music of this dance is cheerful, somewhat reminiscent of the legendary Hu Xuan Dance.

Well, Emperor Zhang Qing has never seen Hu Xuanwu.

I used to watch Side Dance a lot... but I stopped watching it after my health got bad.

Tianpeng looked at Chang'e infatuatedly.

The song is over!
All the immortals including Emperor Zhang Qing applauded.

Chang'e bowed and bowed, and she left.

At this time, the Jade Emperor stood up, and all the immortals stood up to see him off.

Zhang Qingdi thought it was over, but it turned out to be intermission.

At this time, Tianpeng also stood up and left.

Emperor Zhang Qing was pulled by the Antarctic Immortals and asked him to explain in detail how long Fairy Chang'e's legs were!

"Isn't the monkey here?"

"Monkey? Great Sage, he didn't like these songs and dances, so the Jade Emperor didn't call him." The Antarctic Immortal smiled. "The next dance should be Fairy Chang'e's best performance, Guanghan Qingyou."

Zhang Qingdi has not seen it, but he also wants to see it.

At this time there was a scream!
Everyone can hear that it is Chang'e's voice!
Today, Li Jing is in charge of the Heavenly Palace Guards. A general in front of the palace shouted, "All the immortals return to their seats! No walking around or making noise!"

Emperor Zhang Qing also returned to his seat.

Soon the Jade Emperor came back, with the canopy tied up and Chang'e in shock.

"What happened?" The Jade Emperor was obviously unhappy at being disturbed. Li Jing, one of the five heavenly kings, looked at Chang'e.

"When we were changing clothes, he, he broke in." Chang'e said.

"Canopy! Is this possible?"

"Your Majesty, I have admired the fairy for a long time. Please give me Chang'e!" Tianpeng was so drunk after just a few drinks.

Can this lsp give you Chang'e?

"I think you have lost your mind with lust!" the Jade Emperor shouted angrily. "Lock him first..."

"Your Majesty, Tianpeng molested Chang'e after drinking! If we are not punished severely, who will care about this law in the future!" At this time, Li Jing spoke.

Canopy looked at Li Jing in disbelief!

When this guy caught himself, he said, It's okay! Go and admit your mistake to Your Majesty. Maybe Your Majesty will see that you like Chang'e and give her to you.

"Li Tianwang, what do you think?"

"Demean him to the lower realms!"

"Li Jing, you hurt me!" Tianpeng said angrily.

"It wasn't Li Jing who harmed you, it was your greed." Li Jing said with a serious face.

Don't tell me that if you look at Li Tianwang like this, he really looks like a positive person.

With a little effort, Tianpeng managed to break free of the fairy rope that tied him.

He was stunned!

How come it all seemed like a plot against him.

He originally wanted to show his grievance, but he was just impulsive and offended Chang'e!

How big can such a thing be!

But it was different when he broke free from the fairy rope.

"Protect Your Majesty!" The general in front of the palace stood in front of the Jade Emperor.

Emperor Zhang Qing looked at the general in front of the palace. That guy was not weak.

"Your Majesty, I was impulsive."

"Just do what Li Qing wants." The Jade Emperor's voice came from high up.

Cold and without a trace of emotion.

Tianpeng was captured by Li Jing and taken away.

Soon the singing and dancing started again, and everything just seemed like it had never happened.

Emperor Zhang Qing watched the singing and dancing indifferently, and suddenly felt that the heaven was so cold.

At the end of the dinner, Zhang Qingdi was stopped by Taibai Jinxing.

"Is there anything else?" Emperor Zhang Qing asked directly.

"Your Majesty wants to meet you." Taibai Jinxing smiled gently.

Emperor Zhang Qing followed Taibai Jinxing into the Lingxiao Palace.

This place is different from the palaces Zhang Qingdi has seen before.

When he and Taibai Jinxing entered the door, the roller shutter who had scolded Zhang Qingdi today was standing at the door.

He should have rolled up the bead curtain, but he didn't.

Emperor Zhang Qing stopped and looked at the general who rolled the curtain.

Taibai Jinxing smiled and rolled up the door curtain for Emperor Zhang Qing.

But Zhang Qingdi had no intention of going in.

"Are you disabled?" Zhang Qingdi looked at the general who rolled the curtain and asked.

The general who rolled the curtain glared at Emperor Zhang Qing.

"What right does the little demon from the lower world have to ask me to roll up the curtain?"

"You are the one who rolls up the damn door, what qualifications do I need?" Zhang Qingdi said angrily.

Taibai Jinxing wants to be a peacemaker.

But Zhang Qingdi's meaning was very obvious. If this guy didn't roll up the door curtain, he wouldn't go in.

The general who rolled the curtain suffered a big loss from the monkey last time, but he still didn't remember it long.

"Taibai, is he the roller blind?" Zhang Qingdi asked.

"It's the general who rolls the curtain."

"A person who rolls up a door curtain is called a great general. If you put a dog here, it can help lift the door curtain with its mouth." Zhang Qingdi said sarcastically.

He was scolded before, but he remembered it.

Your Qing Emperor grandfather never sleeps overnight for revenge!

"You!" Roller Blind looked at Zhang Qingdi angrily.

"Taibai, the Jade Emperor summoned me! This is the rule for me to go in and see him.

When an immortal official enters or exits the Lingxiao Palace, his duty is to roll up the bead curtain. This is also a rule!

He doesn't follow the rules today, so why should I follow the rules? "Zhang Qingdi sneered and left directly.

The roller blind is confused!

When Emperor Zhang Qing finished saying this, he knew that he was going to do something bad.

Originally, I thought it was impossible to roll up the curtain, so I lowered my head and admitted my mistake. Who would have expected that Emperor Zhang Qing would just leave!
Brother! The Jade Emperor is calling you!

Why did you leave!
"Taibai, what should we do now?" Roller Blind was completely panicked.

The departure of Emperor Zhang Qing will inevitably arouse the anger of the Jade Emperor. General Shulian didn't know what his punishment was, but he probably couldn't escape the blame.

"Go and apologize to Your Majesty with me." Taibai Jinxing said helplessly.

"Lord Jinxing, please say a kind word for me." The hand rolling the curtain could not help but tremble slightly.

This was the last time he had trouble with the monkey, which he always does when he is frightened.

"Xiaoxian can only tell the truth." Taibai Jinxing said with a half-smile.

"What about the little demon?" asked the Jade Emperor.

It can be seen that the Jade Emperor is in a good mood.

Taibai Jinxing told the truth about what happened just now.

"Huh! If you don't see me, then you can see me." The Jade Emperor said dissatisfied. "Rolling up the curtain, that little demon is right. Don't do this again."

"I know my guilt."

"Don't do this in the future." The Jade Emperor smiled. "Bring me my glass cup." (End of chapter)