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Chapter 563 Zhao Zheng: The new year has come, it’s time to hand in the three nursery rhymes!

Chapter 563 Zhao Zheng: The ten-year period has come, it’s time to hand in the nursery rhymes!
Numbered ■■■■■……world,
Tang Dynasty, the 15th year of Zhenguan, summer.

Outside the Liusha River fishing village,
On the forest path.

"Hey! Hey! Hey!"

Zhao Zheng, who had just crossed over with the information transmission function, one of the characteristics of his own Daluo Tianxian WIFI, touched his slightly cold head with three light exclamations in succession, took out a mirror to look at himself, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief.

"Fortunately, even though I have become a monk, I am still as handsome as ever... Ahem, please don't blame me, teacher. I don't want to be a monk either. It was those bald... monks who forced me to do that..."

Zhao Zheng muttered to himself and began to check his equipment, a bright Zen staff, an even more beautiful cassock,

To put it simply,
He is still handsome even when he becomes a monk!!
Even the equipment is thanks to him!!
To put it in a more complex way, it means that the majestic face is so elegant and graceful, and the Buddha's robe can be tailored. The radiance is brilliant and full of heaven and earth... all kinds of rare and wonderful things are embroidered. Eight treasures are decorated with flowers and buttons, and gold rings are tied around the collar and climbing velvet buttons. The Buddhas are big and small, high and low... This thing can bear it... The Vairocana hat is so rich. It is truly a Buddhist child, better than Bodhi without deception.

He is handsome and has a majestic appearance. His teeth are as white as silver, and his lips are red and his mouth is square. He has a flat forehead, a wide forehead, beautiful eyes, clear eyebrows, and a long chin. He has two round ears and is a real hero. He is a talented man with a good appearance. What a young, smart and romantic man, worthy of the beautiful girl in Xiliang.

"However, it seems that I, a monk, am a little unserious..." Zhao Zheng looked at the white jade gourd hanging around his waist, took the gourd off with his left hand, opened the mouth of the bottle, and smelled the aroma of wine wafting out, and couldn't help but exclaimed in surprise.

"A monk who loves wine and meat... That's not right. I remember I got the script of Tang Sanzang. How could it be a monk who loves wine and meat?"

Just as Zhao Zheng was about to browse the memory of this pseudonym, he heard a light exclamation from behind, followed by a slightly bold female voice.

"Hey, a drinking monk?"

"No, it's water!"

Zhao Zheng retorted subconsciously, and when he turned around, he frowned and took out the mirror to look at his face again.

"???"

This monk is sick.

However, this drinking monk is pretty handsome!!

Smelling the aroma of wine coming from the white jade gourd, Miss Duan blinked and looked at Zhao Zheng who was looking in the mirror, and her hands unconsciously began to fix her makeup.

It’s not that she fell in love with Zhao Zheng at first sight, she just thought that this drinking monk was quite good-looking.

"..."

Looking at Miss Duan's infatuated look, Zhao Zheng looked at her with contempt, thinking that this was another woman who was greedy for his body. Then he looked towards the bustling fishing village not far ahead.

"Hey, there's a monster!"

"Don't worry, I'm here. I'll protect... Wait? Monster? Oh no, it's a river monster. Monk, let's talk about this later!"

Miss Duan said as she hurriedly ran towards the fishing village ahead. Zhao Zheng continued to look in the mirror, and after confirming that his face was not good enough, he began to accept the memory of this alias.

"Oh? Oh! Oh~"

Okay,

So this is ah! !
Zhao Zheng complained in his heart, looking at the identity of "Wick" arranged by Jiang Yueru, he just felt that the immortals in this world were a bit weak. He didn't mean anything else, but the immortals in this world seemed to really believe that he was the other half of Jin Chanzi.

That's outrageous,
I actually believe this!!
"So what's the next task? Do I have to eat the other half? To perfect myself?"

Zhao Zheng was just thinking about whether to fry or boil the nursery rhyme Sanzang when he saw the task left by Yuan Tathagata.

"Oh... he really is replacing Tang Sanzang, but why is he causing trouble on his journey to the West? Is the original Tathagata going to eat up this world? Hmm? Isn't it because of the original Tathagata that this world is moving? That's not right, my Tathagata doesn't have any information about this!"

Zhao Zheng continued to ignore the task and began to think while walking towards the bustling fishing village in front of him with his Zen stick in hand. He thought that a banquet was about to begin.

"Hmm? The banquet is really about to begin. I wonder how much money I have to pay for a share in this era..." Zhao Zheng muttered to himself.

He took a step forward, his figure appearing to be real and unreal, with Buddha's light flashing. In the time it took him to raise his foot and land on the ground, he arrived at the riverside next to the fishing village where he could prepare for the feast.

"Aren't you afraid of getting rheumatism if you live by the river?"

Zhao Zheng came to the river and looked at the fishing village in front of him with confusion. When he was about to meet his other half, he heard a whistle coming from the bushes nearby. He turned his head and saw
He quickly retracted his gaze and turned back, muttering quietly, "How could you pee and poop anywhere? You have no manners." Miss Duan's eyes widened as she stood up: "Hey, look carefully, I didn't pee and poop anywhere. You are the one who has no manners!"

"Oh, then you're weirdly quick at pulling up your pants!"

"...Hey, have you ever been beaten since you were a monk, or have your parents never taught you how to speak?"

After hearing this, Miss Duan rolled up her sleeves and pretended to give Zhao Zheng two punches. Then she saw Zhao Zheng glanced at her sideways, shook his head, and then frowned.

"Indeed, I was not taught. My father died... Oh, I almost forgot, I am an orphan!" Zhao Zheng pondered. It seemed to be a version problem. His demon-conquering version of Tang Sanzang had no parents.

The only pity is that he didn't come out of a stone, otherwise, he could have put on the guise of a great sage.

"..."

Miss Duan's face froze when she heard this, and she put away her fist in embarrassment. Just when she felt that she shouldn't have said that, she realized that she shouldn't have been embarrassed.

Well, because she is an orphan too!!

Thinking about it, she looked at Zhao Zheng helplessly. She inexplicably felt that they were connected by the same fate. She pointed at the fishing village and said, "Hey, don't go. There are exorcists inside. We are too late!"

"Ok?"

"Okay, stop pretending. I can see the Buddha's light on you from a long distance away. Really, you, a monk, have the nerve to steal my business!" Miss Duan said with disdain.

"..."

This woman talks so much!
Zhao Zheng glanced at Miss Duan, pointed at Chen Xuanzang who was exorcising demons in the fishing village, shook his head and said to Miss Duan.

"He's not an exorcist!"

"Huh? He's not? How do you know?"

"Because, I am him..."

"Oh, you two are together, I see. He is your assistant, right? I see. It's a pity that you came in a hurry today, otherwise I would introduce my assistants to you..."

Miss Duan paused as she looked at Zhao Zheng's face. She subconsciously thought it would be better if she didn't know him. However, when she saw Zhao Zheng's bald head, she thought,
You can still get to know each other!

"He is a monk anyway..."

Miss Duan was about to speak when she saw Zhao Zheng shaking his head and said, "He's not an assistant, he's my brother, he can't do exorcism."

in addition,

This era helps...

Forget it, it's just a comedy, why take it so seriously!!
"Your brother? Why does he look so unfamiliar? He must have been born to a stepmother!" Miss Duan said subconsciously as she looked at the face of Chen Xuanzang who was exorcising a river monster not far away.

After saying that, she felt something was not right and smiled awkwardly: "Hey, what I mean is that he looks a little different from you..."

alright,

She told the truth.

This gap is so fucking huge!!

Looking at the appearance of Chen Xuanzang who was performing exorcism not far away, and then looking at Zhao Zheng who looked like a pretty boy in front of her, Miss Duan couldn't help but start to make associations in her mind.

"Stop, if you think about it anymore, it will be harmonious!"

Zhao Zheng opened his mouth, and when he saw Miss Duan shut up, he stretched out his hand and said, “Go ahead, well, I can’t take away my brother’s business.”

"Hey, you're welcome then!"

Miss Duan immediately beamed with joy. After all, she was a bounty exorcist and she made money by exorcising demons and catching monsters.

As she spoke, she seemed to be afraid that Zhao Zheng would go back on his word, so she quickly used her Qinggong skills to move towards the higher-ups of the fishing village in front of her, but she turned back at the end and spoke.

"By the way, what's your name?"

"Chen Xuanzang!"

"Chen Xuanzang? Oh, my name is Duan..."

Miss Duan was interrupted by a voice as she was speaking. She had already arrived at the exorcism scene and saw Zhao Zheng's brother with a bruised face. He took the time to look at her and said.

"Girl, you called me?"

"???"

These two brothers have the same name?
Miss Duan looked surprised, and then looked even more surprised at the river monster who stopped attacking because of Zhao Zheng's brother's words. She thought to herself that this river monster was quite particular, and reached out to take out the monster-collecting cloth from her arms and covered it.

Just like the original novel, the river monster was transformed into a doll by Miss Duan's magic tools such as the demon-collecting cloth. After putting the doll away, Miss Duan looked at the bruised and swollen Chen Xuanzang for a while, shook her head and sighed: "The gap between the two of you is really big."

"The two of us? Miss, have you seen my elder brother Chen Xuanzang? Do you know where my elder brother is now! Tell me quickly!!" Chen Xuanzang was stunned when he heard this, and immediately grabbed Miss Duan's arm and spoke anxiously.

"Hey, you know that men and women shouldn't touch each other?"

Miss Duan frowned and slapped Chen Xuanzang's two big hands away, then asked curiously: "Why do you seem so excited, as if you haven't seen your elder brother for more than ten years!"

"How do you know I haven't seen my elder brother Xuanzang for more than ten years? Are you his friend? Where is he now? Tell me quickly, I haven't seen him for more than ten years!"

"Over there... Hey, where are the people?"

Miss Duan looked towards the river not far away and found no one there. She couldn't help but look surprised: "Strange, he was there just now!"

"Sure enough, he still won't forgive me!"

"???"

Is there a story?!

Miss Duan looked at Chen Xuanzang, who had a melancholy face, with gossipy eyes. Chen Xuanzang didn't say much, but just frowned and remained silent.

Miss Duan wanted to ask, but unfortunately the villagers in the fishing village did not give her the chance to ask. Instead, they surrounded her and began to thank her.

Seeing this scene, Zhao Zheng, who was standing in the sky holding a Zen stick, looked puzzled, then curled his lips and muttered that he was overthinking.

"But why did I think of taking him to Chang'an back then... Oh, I'll keep him to chew him later, that's fine, I was just wondering why I suddenly became so kind!"

Zhao Zheng muttered to himself, then turned around, turned into a rainbow light and flew towards the nearest city, or rather, flew towards the city shrouded by the phantom of a ten-thousand-foot-tall Buddha.

"Run? Can you run away?"

Looking at the rapidly escaping atmosphere in the city, Zhao Zheng took out the firework signal and pulled it. With a bang, it exploded and a golden word "Buddha" appeared in the sky!

Looking at the rainbow lights flying from all directions towards the city below, Zhao Zheng snorted and said, "Ten years... Oh, it's eighteen years. The eighteen years are up. I wonder if you will give me the three hundred nursery rhymes this time..."

……

In the Ninety Cities,

West of the city.

Chen Xuanzang looked curiously at the unusually quiet streets in front of him, as well as the strange pedestrians on the streets.

"Demon?"

wrong,

Not a demon!!

Looking at the golden light on these people that he could see on his master, although there was very little golden light on these people, Chen Xuanzang felt that these people should not be bad people.

"Is it some important person traveling?"

Chen Xuanzang made some guesses in his mind while heading towards where his master should appear, or rather, towards those walls that were not finished being painted.

Just a moment later, he heard his master's screams, and a group of soldiers surrounded the alley in front of him, not allowing anyone to pass. The soldiers were wearing uniforms he had never seen before.

"Stop, don't... Oh, go ahead, the master has been waiting for you for a long time!" The leading officer's face changed quickly.

"Sir? Which sir?"

Chen Xuanzang asked in confusion. Upon hearing this, the officers and soldiers clasped their fists in pride and said, "Of course it is the Imperial Master who is a close friend of His Majesty. Apart from Master Sanzang, who else dares to be called a master in these ninety cities!"

"Master Sanzang?"

"Wrong, it's Master Sanzang, not Zang, but the Master Sanzang who buried all living things in heaven and earth. If it weren't for Master Sanzang's great magic power and supernatural powers to suppress all the monsters in the Tang Dynasty, how could the people of our Tang Dynasty live and work in peace and contentment!"

The leading officer said respectfully, and heard the officers and soldiers beside him look at Chen Xuanzang with contempt, and said to his companions.

"Okay, why are you telling him so much? How could a guy from the countryside possibly know these things?"

"The Three Burial Master you are talking about is Chen Xuanzang?"

Chen Xuanzang spoke, and although his words were doubtful, his tone was very sure. The leading officer glared and drew his sword and said, "How dare you call the Imperial Master by his name!"

The leading officer drew his sword as if it was a signal. With a clang, the surrounding officers and soldiers all drew their swords, scaring Chen Xuanzang so much that his face turned pale.

“Um, I am…”

"You're here? Come over here!"

A strange yet familiar voice sounded, and Chen Xuanzang saw the officers and soldiers around him kneeling down and saluting respectfully.

"Master Imperial Master!"

"Well, get up!"

"?!?!"

Therefore,
My eldest brother is... the national teacher! ?

Chen Xuanzang was not sure... After a while, he confirmed that his elder brother was really the imperial teacher, but he felt that this was not important.
It is important that

His eldest brother is beating...torturing his master!

Chen Xuanzang stared blankly at his master who was captured by several soldiers and was being tickled on the soles of his feet, armpits and waist with chicken feathers.

"Alright, let him go. He is my brother's master after all, so you should at least give him some respect!"

After Zhao Zheng finished flipping through the 300 nursery rhymes in his hand, he gave instructions to the subordinates he brought with him. The subordinates said in unison upon hearing his words.

"Yes, Master National Preceptor!"

"Um……"

Zhao Zheng nodded slightly, looked at Chen Xuanzang who seemed to want to say something but didn't know what to say, and sighed.

"You're still the same..."

"Big brother..."

"...You misunderstood. I just said that you are still as nagging and whining as you were when you were a child, just like a woman!" Zhao Zheng looked at Chen Xuanzang with disgust.

"..."

"Okay, now that I'm done, I should go back. If you want to chat with me, come find me at Jinshan Temple in the city!"

After Zhao Zheng finished speaking, he put away the three hundred nursery rhymes and turned to leave without stopping. Chen Xuanzang opened his mouth but didn't know how to start. He just said with red eyes after everyone left.

"Brother...where is Jinshan Temple?"

"…Shouldn't you be worried about your master?"

The fat monk, who had put on his shoes and clothes, said with an unhappy look on his face. Chen Xuanzang immediately came back to his senses and said with an apologetic look on his face.

"Master, I'm sorry, I just..."

"Okay, I don't blame you."

The fat monk spoke helplessly, then frowned and said solemnly: "I didn't expect Xuan Zang to be the current national teacher San Zang!"

"Master, why do I feel like you are unhappy that my eldest brother has become the national teacher?" Chen Xuanzang said uncertainly yet certainly.

"Have you forgotten what I said?"

"forget?"

Chen Xuanzang was stunned, and the next moment, he remembered what his master usually said, about the imperial master being in power, the people suffering, the harem in chaos, the imprisonment of the current emperor, and so on.

He couldn't help but widen his eyes and stared at his master blankly: "Master, my eldest brother... has controlled the current emperor?"

"More than that..."

The fat monk frowned, looked into the distance, and then sighed: "It's a pity that I couldn't keep him back then. I knew that your eldest brother was a demon, but I still let him go and let him go to Chang'an. If he didn't go to Chang'an back then..."

"Well, Master, just tell me, is it possible that this is a misunderstanding? For example... my eldest brother did not interfere in government affairs, nor did he control the court, nor did he cause chaos in the harem..."

Thinking of the scenes when his elder brother cared about him when he was a child, Chen Xuanzang said weakly. When he mentioned the words "causing chaos in the harem", his voice couldn't help but become smaller, and the fat monk rolled his eyes: "I also hope it's not him..."

As he spoke, the fat monk sighed and continued, "Do you know why your elder brother came here? He came here to take away your inheritance of the Exorcism Ceremony. It was because I was careful, otherwise, your inheritance of the Exorcism Ceremony would have been taken away by him long ago!"

"Oh……"

"???"

"Master, to be honest, this thing is sold everywhere on the street. If my brother wants it, just give it to him!"

Chen Xuanzang took out three hundred nursery rhymes from his arms with a speechless look on his face. The fat monk was stunned and rolled his eyes helplessly.

"Yes, everything you said is right!"

There is no way. What Chen Xuanzang said is right. The Three Hundred Songs here are indeed sold all over the streets, although the versions are different.

"By the way, Master, where is Jinshan Temple?"

"..."

"Ahem, I just want to persuade my elder brother. What if he really interferes with government affairs and causes chaos in the harem as Master said..."

"I don't know. I don't remember any gold mountain in this city..." The fat monk stopped talking and closed his mouth.

Chen Xuanzang looked at his master who suddenly shut up in confusion. As he was looking at him, his sight was attracted by the dazzling golden light that suddenly appeared between heaven and earth.

He subconsciously raised his head, and what he saw was a mountain carried by eight hundred monks, a mountain that was completely golden...

No, it should be said that the mountain is made of gold.
Oh, this is Jinshan Temple!
"Grandmaster, be merciful. I heard that there are evildoers who are destroying lives here, so I have come here specially to enforce the law. You evildoers, if you know what's best for you, please come quickly to accept your punishment and confess your sins, so as to save the trouble of the Grandmaster coming in person..."

The leading monk, who had a ruddy face and white teeth, spoke softly. His voice was not loud, but strangely it could be heard by people within a radius of hundreds or thousands of miles.

Before he could finish his words, he saw a dark green evil cloud coming rapidly from the west, and a sinister voice sneered.

"What a big tone! I thought it was the Jade Emperor from heaven, but it turned out to be the grandson of my national teacher..." The green demon cloud disappeared, and the sinister voice paused. The bird demon who was speaking stared blankly at the hand in front of him, a hand that covered the sky and the sun, and a golden Buddha's palm that fell from the sky.
Next second,
bang——

The gray curtain covered the sky and the sun, and the city was swaying. Then, a whistling wind blew past, and the gray curtain covering the sky dissipated.

Everyone saw that there was a new monster bird in Jiushi City, which was a three-headed bird as big as a hill and had its brains flowing out, and it had landed in a huge palm print that covered half of the city.

And, the golden mountain that rumbled down on the body of the three-headed monster bird, as the golden mountain fell, for a moment,

Blood, minced meat, heavy rain...flying everywhere!
Chen Xuanzang stared blankly at the bloody rain in front of him and the flesh and blood falling with the bloody rain, then he heard a series of voices coming from the city.

"The divine power of the national teacher!"

"The divine power of the national teacher!"

"The divine power of the national teacher!"

The sound became orderly from being chaotic at the beginning, and soon turned into the compassion of the National Master, the compassion of the National Master that shook the world.

"Is this... mercy?"

Looking at the minced meat and blood all over the ground, as well as the bloody rain falling from the sky, Chen Xuanzang was stunned.

The fat monk didn't think too much about it. He just felt that he shouldn't have released this thing to Chang'an.
Now it’s time to finish playing…

No, it's not over yet.

I still have Xuanzang!
"They have two bodies and one face. There is no reason why Xuan Zang has such a high talent, while I, Xuan Zang, have a poor talent. We are obviously the same..."

The fat monk stopped talking in his heart, and he shut up again because he found out that his Xuanzang had gone to find Xuanzang!
(End of this chapter)

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