Zhutian: Everything starts from becoming a disciple of Uncle Jiu!

Chapter 570 Zhao Zheng: You look like my mother-in-law!

"Oh, this version of Journey to the West. I was wondering why my intuition suddenly told me not to be Tang Sanzang. I see..."

Looking at the endless desert and desolate mountains in front of him, as well as the mountain in the distance that was once called Wuzhi Mountain and is now called Wuyue Mountain, Zhao Zheng thought of Uncle Da, the father of Tang Sanzang. If he really became Tang Sanzang...

Zhao Zheng shook his head, stroked his chin and fell into thinking about another problem. He didn't think much about it, but rather about his Daluo Dao.

"But, teacher, are you really sure that my way to becoming a Daluo Jinxian can be perfected in this world? Are you sure?"

The teacher he was referring to was naturally Yuanshi Tianzun from the world of conquering demons. When the other party was trying to break up the fight, he took the opportunity to ask about it.

It didn't take long. In just a short while, he was sent by Yuanshi Tianzun... to this world of Journey to the West.

He felt that this world must be related to the way of the Daluo Jinxian that he asked about, otherwise, his teacher would have no reason to send him here!

"Is it because of the Moonlight Box?"

Seeing that the spiritual energy of heaven and earth in this world was slightly weaker than that in the Demon-Subduing World, Zhao Zheng subconsciously guessed in his heart.

In the world of Journey to the West, apart from the Moonlight Box, a magic weapon that can travel through time and space at will, he doesn't think anything else can help him...

Oh, not necessarily. He felt that the golden elixirs of Taishang Laojun would be of great help to him, but unfortunately he had no chance to see them.

"Never mind, let's just try to figure out the plot first. Everything will work out when the time comes. If I really don't understand, I can just go ask my teacher..."

Zhao Zheng muttered to himself, and did not care about the world war that was about to happen in the Demon-Subduing World. After all, the world war was under the responsibility of Tathagata Zhao Zheng, and he only needed to think about how to achieve his way to becoming a Daluo Jinxian.

Touching his slightly cold forehead, Zhao Zheng's body shook, and his monk's attire instantly changed into that of a scholar.

"Let me think about Sun Wukong's address. Oh, I should say where is Zhizunbao's address. Oh, I remember now. Zhizunbao lives at No. 101B1, the fourth side of Wuyue Mountain..."

Zhao Zheng turned on the navigation technique and entered the address. He looked at the place the arrow pointed to and the distance displayed and nodded.

"It's OK. It's not far. Hmm? I shouldn't be late. Oh, the plot of A Chinese Odyssey has just begun..."

Zhao Zheng stopped talking and looked towards the distance, seeing a woman wearing a straw hat, riding a small donkey and wearing a black gauze cloak, walking towards the yellow sand flying in the wind.

“Should have ridden a camel!”

Looking at the donkey the woman was riding, Zhao Zheng subconsciously thought in his heart that he was looking at the woman riding the donkey, and the woman riding the donkey was also looking at Zhao Zheng.

The woman, or rather, Chun Shisan Niang, who was wearing a black hat, frowned as she looked at a scholar who was looking at her from a distance.

"Are there any scholars here?"

However, this book is pretty... beautiful!!

Looking at Zhao Zheng's appearance, Chun Shisan Niang thought for a while and used the word "beautiful" to affirm Zhao Zheng's appearance.

But when she saw the endless desert around her, looked at the scholar with nothing on him, and thought of the people seeking death she had encountered on the road, she frowned and said loudly: "Scholar, this is not the place for you!"

"Oh, you are talking about me? It's okay, this is where I came from!" Zhao Zheng was stunned for a moment. When he saw himself dressed as a scholar, he realized that Chun Shisan Niang was talking to him.

"…You don't have to go this way to enter the capital to take the imperial examination. You're going the wrong way. The way ahead is the way out of the city!"

Chun Shisanniang, who was riding a donkey and slowly approaching Zhao Zheng, frowned and reminded him again. It was not that she suddenly became kind-hearted, but she felt that Zhao Zheng should not be a short-lived ghost.

At least Zhao Zheng doesn't look like a short-lived ghost! !
"Going to Beijing to take the exam? I'm not interested. When Zhao Gou wanted to make me a king, I refused. How can I possibly go to Beijing to take the exam?"

"..."

This scholar is so arrogant!

Chun Shisan Niang was stunned when she heard this. Although she was a monster, she still knew who Zhao Gou Zhao Zheng was talking about. He was the current emperor.

Just when she subconsciously felt disgust towards Zhao Zheng, she discovered a problem. What Zhao Zheng said... seemed, perhaps, possibly, probably to be true!
Feeling Zhao Zheng's inner feelings, Chun Shisan Niang frowned, and her eyes under the black hat subconsciously scanned the surroundings. When she found that there was no one, her brows frowned even more!

She frowned as she looked at Zhao Zheng who was staring at her not far away, and cursed inwardly, "What a lecher!"

"What are you looking at? Be careful or I'll kill you!"

"I think you look like my mother-in-law!"

"..."×1+1
After a while,
The two walked side by side. Chun Shisan Niang no longer rode the donkey, but stood quietly opposite Zhao Zheng, listening to Zhao Zheng telling stories about Fang Ting's family, about that poor woman who looked very much like her!

"That's the way it is..."

"A good death..."

Hearing that Ding Hai was killed by Fang Zhanbo, Chun Shisan Niang laughed and then asked as if she was afraid that Zhao Zheng would be scared: "What happened next? Did you and your fiancée get married?"

"She is not in this world..."

"I... I don't know..."

Chun Shisan Niang looked at the desolation and helplessness in Zhao Zheng's eyes and felt that she had asked the wrong question. Just as she was thinking about what to say, she saw Zhao Zheng looking at her with a strange expression.

"But you really look like my mother-in-law!"

"..."

Chun Shisan Niang rolled her eyes at Zhao Zheng, then looked curiously at Zhao Zhengdao, who looked like a spoiled young master from a wealthy family.

"Where are your followers?"

"Follower?"

"I was asking how you got here?"

"I came here in the blink of an eye. Look, there's still the big human-shaped pit I made!" Zhao Zheng turned his head and pointed at the big human-shaped pit he made with great interest.

"..."

I see, this is because your brain has been damaged!
Chun Shisan Niang frowned as she looked at the human-shaped pit not far behind her. After frowning for a while, she imagined a story about a rich young man who was robbed by bandits, and his brain was broken but he was buried in the sand and luckily survived. Thinking about it, she frowned and asked Zhao Zheng.

"Where is your home?"

"My home? Uh..."

"If you can't remember, forget it. Well...just be with me. When I'm done with my work, I'll take you away from here!"

Chun Shisan Niang looked at Zhao Zheng who seemed speechless and interrupted him. Zhao Zheng looked at Chun Shisan Niang strangely as if she had misunderstood something and nodded.

"it is good!"

"Well, but you have to be obedient!"

"..."

"If you don't obey, I will kill you!"

“…I’m so scared!”

Looking at the impudent little devil in front of him, Zhao Zheng said with a twitching mouth. Chun Shisan Niang looked at Zhao Zheng, who looked a little bit abnormal in his brain, climbed onto the donkey, then frowned and looked around to make sure there was no one.

"Come up!"

"what?"

"Can you stand walking?"

Chun Shisan Niang rolled her eyes at Zhao Zhengdao, who looked spoiled and had better skin than any other woman in the world, hers.

Zhao Zheng shook his head: "It's not that. I just think that this donkey may not be able to bear the weight of the two of us..."

Donkey: (∧)
"It should be fine, come up!"

Chun Shisan Niang patted the donkey's head and urged Zhao Zheng. Zhao Zheng said "oh" and turned over to ride on the donkey.

It was just that the process was a bit shaky. When Zhao Zheng sat firmly, Chun Shisanniang blushed slightly when she felt the strange feeling behind her. Without turning her head, she said to Zhao Zheng behind her: "Be honest, or I will throw you into this desert."

"It's okay, I can get out!"

"..."

Well, that’s really stupid!
Chun Shisan Niang shook her head silently, then frowned and looked at the two big hands that were holding her waist. She didn't say much, but just tried to keep a normal expression and urged the donkey to move forward, then said to Zhao Zhengdao without turning her head.

"You just said you knew Zhao Gou?"

"I know him. I remember when I fought against Cihang Pudu and wiped out all the monsters in the world..." Zhao Zheng began to talk about the past. Although the time and space were different, he did know Zhao Gou.

"..."

I understand. This scholar is really out of his mind!
Chun Shisan Niang was too lazy to listen carefully, she just interrupted with a move of her eyes, "Who is prettier, me or your mother-in-law?"

"???"

Female fairies are also women, right?
Zhao Zheng complained in his heart, subconsciously wanting to say that you are a bit old, but after thinking about it, he said: "Each has its merits!"

"What's the method?"

"...It's a makeup problem. My mother-in-law looks... pitiful, but you... make others look pitiful!"

Zhao Zheng thought about it and said it as tactfully as possible. As for how to put it bluntly, it was simple: Chun Shisan Niang looked murderous and difficult to deal with.

Chun Shisan Niang burst out laughing when she heard it, but her brows were furrowed as she laughed. She understood the meaning behind Zhao Zheng's words and said lightly.

"You always talk like this?"

"Yup!"

"……Oh!"

I'm beginning to understand why you were buried in the sand! Chun Shisan Niang had a blank expression on her face. She wanted to throw Zhao Zheng into the desert to let him die, but when she looked back and saw Zhao Zheng's face, she felt that it was a bit inappropriate.
Again,
Zhao Zheng doesn't seem like a short-lived person!
"???"

strange!
Looking at Chun Shisan Niang who wanted to throw him away sometimes and then not, Zhao Zheng gave up the idea of ​​exorcising demons and looked around.

“Desertification is quite serious!”

"Ok?"

"To put it simply, it is a natural (unnatural) phenomenon in which large tracts of soil productivity decreases or is lost due to factors such as drought, lack of rain, destruction of vegetation, overgrazing, wind erosion, water erosion, and soil salinization. This is desertification. Of course, it would be more accurate to call it desertification."

Listening to Chun Shisan Niang's doubts, Zhao Zheng gave a brief explanation, and Chun Shisan Niang blinked her eyes.

"……Oh!"

Chun Shisan Niang, who silently took note of these, said she would not ask any more questions. In addition, she began to understand why Zhao Zheng was beaten stupidly.

"By the way, scholar, what's your name?"

"Zhao Zheng." "...It's a very impressive name!"

Chun Shisan Niang's mouth twitched and she said, "My name is Chun Shisan Niang." When she found that Zhao Zheng did not respond, she turned around with frowned eyebrows and said.

"Huh? You know me?"

"I'm thinking your name is a bit of a take-away!"

"..."

Chun Shisan Niang was too lazy to talk nonsense and just rolled her eyes at Zhao Zheng. Feeling that she was being too suspicious, she shut her mouth and turned away.

Just like that, the two of them continued to move forward on the shorter donkey. Although Zhao Zheng wanted to say that the donkey should not suffer such hardships and should just give it a quick death, he thought about it and felt that the donkey must have done too many evil things in its previous life.

Yes, that's it!!
Zhao Zheng, with his arms around Qian Qian's slender waist, looked at Chun Shisan Niang, who was standing straight in front of him, with a strange look in his eyes.

Chun Shisan Niang didn't want to talk, she just felt a little strange and a little hot, so the two continued to ride their donkeys forward. After a while, the sun began to set in the west, and they arrived at the Five Finger Mountains, now the Five Mountains.
The village also came into view!

"Go down, and remember not to talk later..."

Chun Shisan Niang opened her mouth and paused as she looked at Zhao Zheng who had got off the donkey. She frowned for a moment and suddenly smiled and pointed behind Zhao Zheng.

"Hey, someone!"

"..."

"..."

Looking at Zhao Zheng who didn't look back and looked at her as if he was not stupid, Chun Shisan Niang stretched out her hand and snapped her fingers expressionlessly.

"Ok?"

boom--

Chun Shisan Niang looked at Zhao Zheng, who was knocked to the ground by her with a snap of her fingers, and a smile appeared on her face. Then she looked around, reached out her hand, grabbed a fallen leaf and threw it on Zhao Zheng's eyes.

Watching Zhao Zheng's figure disappear, Chun Shisan Niang waved her hand and made a big hole on the side. After making a mark, she led the reluctant donkey towards the village.

After Chun Shisan Niang left, the space twisted slightly and Zhao Zheng appeared. He reached out and plucked the two leaves from his double's eyelids, muttered a word, "Oh, so you didn't want to seduce me because I'm handsome... Bah, you didn't want to kill me!"

Thinking of this, Zhao Zheng put the leaves back on the eyelids of the substitute and looked at the dilapidated village in front of him. As his eyes narrowed slightly, his brows raised.

"Hey, it's quite lively!"

Looking at the demon cows and demon dogs in the village, Zhao Zheng glanced at the demon dog, then looked towards the Zhenjun Palace in the sky with surprise.

"Sun Wukong has also offended Roaring Sky Dog?"

Oh, I understand. It’s Zixia’s fault, and Sun Wukong suffers the consequences!

Zhao Zheng muttered in his heart, took a step forward, and came into the mountain village. There was nothing much to say about the following plot.

It was nothing more than Chun Shisan Niang generously showing her shoulders, making a move that could cost the life of a person a copper coin. She successfully frightened the Second in Command and others so much that they knelt on the ground trembling and dared not move.

"Humph!"

Chun Shisan Niang looked with contempt at the Second in Command and others who were kneeling on the ground in fear, turned around and walked into a nearby house with a hot spring, then quickly closed the door and climbed through the window to go out of the village.

no way,
Zhao Zheng is still outside the village! !

"The Qinggong is really good!"

Zhao Zheng, who was in the air, made a comment and looked at Zhizunbao, who was dreaming about Zhou Gong in a relatively intact room not far away. His eyes moved and he disappeared in a flash.

After a while, Zhao Zheng, who had completed the task of teaching in his dream and happily became Sun Wukong's master, flashed outside the mountain village.

Just when he had replaced the stand-in and wanted to stand up when Chun Shisan Niang appeared, he suddenly thought... it would be better not to stand up, so as not to hurt the kind heart of this female fairy. Yes, that's it!

Chun Shisan Niang, who was carrying Zhao Zheng on her shoulders and moving towards the mountain village at high speed, looked at the place where Zhao Zheng's face had touched with a slightly red face. She subconsciously quickened her pace, wanting to end the collision quickly.

The faster it is,

She felt... something was wrong!!

When she finally brought Zhao Zheng back to the house with the hot spring and put Zhao Zheng on the bed, Chun Shisan Niang felt her face getting very hot.

"Strange, why do I feel a little pain on my face!"

"..."

Hearing the sound of Zhao Zheng waking up, Chun Shisanniang's blushing face turned even redder, but she quickly returned to normal and looked back at Zhao Zheng who got out of bed and looked around the room. Seeing this, she said with her eyes moving, "This is my village!"

"You mean you're a robber?"

"What do you say?"

"Do not believe!"

"..."

"Although I don't know what happened, I think..." Zhao Zheng stopped talking. Chun Shisan Niang, who opened her clothes to reveal her shoulders with peach blossom tattoos, looked at Zhao Zheng indifferently.

"Where the peach blossoms pass, no grass grows..."

Chun Shisan Niang stopped talking. She just looked at Zhao Zheng who was staring at her chest expressionlessly. She clenched her fists and took a deep breath. She secretly said that he was indeed a pervert. Then she saw Zhao Zheng subconsciously reaching for his sleeves: "Hey, where's my brush? The peach blossoms are painted so well..."

"..."

One to say one,

Your acting is so fake!!
Chun Shisan Niang's face turned black. She was about to tie her clothes to teach Zhao Zheng a lesson when she saw Zhao Zheng pick up a burnt wooden stick on the ground and draw on the wall.

Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Swish——

In just a few moments, a few lifelike peach trees appeared on the wall. Although the whole wall was composed of simple black lines,

But it gave Chun Shisan Niang a sense of being in the scene, and her hands that were trying to fasten her clothes unconsciously stopped. Then she heard Zhao Zheng's voice in a low voice.

"I haven't painted for a long time, I'm a little rusty..."

“No, you draw very well!”

"What a coincidence, I think so too. Come, show me again, bah, let me observe those peach blossoms again!"

A few minutes later, Chun Shisan Niang fastened her shirt to cover her shoulders. She looked at Zhao Zheng with suspicion and questioning eyes. She didn't mean anything else. She just felt that she was deceived.
But she has no evidence!!
"what happened?"

Zhao Zheng looked at Chun Shisan Niang strangely. Chun Shisan Niang tried to keep a normal expression and shook her head.

"fine!"

"Oh, come on, look at it this way!"

Zhao Zheng smiled and reached out his hand to tilt Chun Shisan Niang's head. Chun Shisan Niang subconsciously wanted to hit Zhao Zheng... and pushed Zhao Zheng's hand away, but soon she was stunned.

What caught my eye was no longer the peach blossom forest painted on the wall, but her...her painted based on the peach blossom forest!
The kind you can only see by looking sideways!

"How is it? It looks like the real thing, right?"

Zhao Zheng raised his eyebrows and Chun Shisan Niang nodded subconsciously, but after nodding halfway, her expression became extremely cold.

"generally!"

"???"

"Okay, go to your room. Also, don't run around. If you get killed, don't blame me for not saving you!"

Chun Shisan Niang said with disdain, and waved her hand to send the person away. Zhao Zheng said "oh" and walked out of the room. Looking at the door slamming shut behind him, he walked towards the next room with contempt in his eyes.

"This guy is quite talented..."

After making sure that Zhao Zheng had left, Chun Shisan Niang tilted her head with a smile on her face, staring at her portrait on the wall.

Looking at the lifelike self in the portrait, a self that was even more beautiful than her, Chun Shisan Niang's eyes moved.

"What a pity it's crooked!"

As she spoke, her eyes moved, she raised and stretched out her right hand, wrote and drew in the air a few times, grabbed at the void, a golden light flashed, and the portrait on the wall disappeared instantly, leaving it empty.

And she also had a portrait in her hand. Chun Shisanniang looked at the portrait in her hand, her beautiful eyes moved slightly as she opened it and wanted to hang it on the wall, but she muttered to herself halfway: "Hmm? Better put it away, so that it won't be destroyed by the bandits in this mountain village..."

It’s not that she cared about the portrait Zhao Zheng painted for her, she just didn’t want her portrait to be destroyed by those robbers. Yes, that’s right, that’s what she meant.

Zhao Zheng came to the next room and watched Chunchun Shisan Niang put away the portrait with a smile on her face, and couldn't help but say something in his heart.

"Oh, woman!"

After thinking about it, Zhao Zheng fell into a question worth thinking about, that is, how many pairs of stockings should he prepare later?

Two? Or eight?
“It’s a question worth pondering!”

Zhao Zheng stroked his chin and fell into deep thought, while Zhizunbao, who had just woken up in the relatively intact room on the other side, also fell into deep thought.

"Fairy? Monster?"

Zhizunbao frowned and looked with fear, surprise and joy at a secret book in his hand, which had words he didn't recognize but could understand.

"I can even meet a god who teaches me magic in a dream. Could it be that I am the reincarnation of a god?" Zhizunbao touched his chin and fell into thought. However, when he looked at the name of the secret book, he fell into thought again.

"But why did the gods teach me the Iron Crotch Kung Fu?"

I understand, the name of this technique is not what I understand! Zhizunbao thought to himself, and before he could read it, he heard wailing.

"Boss, help!"

"Boss, help!"

"Help me, help me!"

The cry for help was so miserable that it was inhumane. Zhizunbao pretended not to hear it and started to turn the pages. Strangely enough, he could not read many characters, but he could understand them. It was because he understood them that
His problem has come too!!

"It's really just the Iron Crotch Kung Fu. Could it be that the gods are also playing the monkey trick to steal peaches?" Zhizunbao was shocked. He was just thinking about practicing well to prevent his peaches from being stolen when he became a god, but he was awakened by an even more miserable cry for help. He was so angry that he put away the Iron Crotch Kung Fu, stood up and walked out the door and said, "Save your horses, don't rob people..."

bang——

Zhizunbao covered his head with his hands in pain, looked at the wall in front of him that was not a door, gritted his teeth and endured it, then resumed cursing and groped for the door to open and walk out.

(End of this chapter)