Zhutian: Everything starts from becoming a disciple of Uncle Jiu!

Chapter 585: Tieshan Dongping's smile! (May the honest people in the world finally be happy!)

The next morning,

Jilei Mountain, Hunshi City.

The name of the city sounds impressive, and the name of the mountain is even more impressive. Unfortunately, it only sounds impressive, and the overall appearance is shabby, just like an ordinary town.

Moreover, because Jilei Mountain is the place where demons gather, it seems to be filled with demonic aura and has a bad reputation.

However, apart from humans, the monsters don’t care about whether someone is good or not. They only care about one thing, that is, whether they can really drink two portions of wedding wine, and they don’t have to take their share…

"Not going along with the contribution? Do you really want to be at the table?"

"Can you really get on the table without giving any gifts?"

The one who was speaking was a rabbit demon that looked ugly but still retained some of the characteristics of a rabbit. An old man with the characteristics of a fox who was sitting at a table at the gate of Hunshi City nodded and stroked his beard while smiling.

“Of course it can be served!”

"That's great..."

Clang——

The rabbit head flew up and blood splattered. The gray headless rabbit and the rabbit head were quickly picked up by the bull demon beside him. The fox accountant picked up the brush and shouted.

"Rabbit Two follows the flesh body!"

"..."×N
Oh, this is what’s on the table!

The monsters at the back looked at each other. Those who were originally planning to get something for free instantly dispersed, while those who were planning to give gifts looked relieved.

Seeing this, Mr. Fox the Accountant shook his head silently and shouted: "Those who should give gifts should do so quickly. Today is the auspicious day for our great king and good brother Sun Wukong to get married..."

After shouting, Mr. Fox turned his head and looked towards the Chaos City, muttering in his heart: "Isn't it possible that the Bull Demon King will not marry my daughter in the short term?"

The gift-giving outside the city was still going on. As the person involved, Zhizunbao, who had experienced two very bizarre days, felt very confused, especially after seeing Tang Sanzang, who looked like his son but was not his son last night, and now seeing that the Bull Demon King was about to marry Fairy Zixia,
He is more...

he does not know……

He...felt...never mind.
He doesn't know what to say now!!
Until he was dragged from the audience of monsters by the Bull Demon King to the opposite side of Fairy Zixia, he did not come to his senses. He just stared at Fairy Zixia blankly. He wanted to open his mouth, but he didn't know how to say it, and at the same time, he didn't know what to say.

He really wanted to explain that his hesitation that night was wrong, but he really wanted to go back, he really, really wanted to go back, he missed his wife and his children!

Therefore, the Moonlight Box cannot be lost.

He can only give up one!
"This is my sister, and this is my brother-in-law!"

The Bull Demon King pulled Niu Xiangxiang over and introduced her to Fairy Zixia. Fairy Zixia smiled and glanced at the wedding dresses of Niu Xiangxiang and Zhizunbao, then looked at Zhizunbao and said with a smile.

"Can you stay here and get married?"

"Um, okay..."

"What about your wife and children at home?"

"Wife? Child! Do you two know each other?"

Listening to Fairy Zixia's words, Bull Demon King looked at Zhizunbao and Fairy Zixia in confusion and said, Niu Xiangxiang frowned slightly, inexplicably feeling that her brother and her head were a little heavy,
However, because of the two key words, wife and child, she couldn't help but ask Zhizunbao.

"Wife and children? You've been married? And you've had children?"

"Um, this..."

Zhizunbao was at a loss for words. He looked at Zhao Zheng on the roof not far away and shook his head and said disdainfully: "Tsk, you can't even lie."

"..."

"Yeah, you can't lie just like me!"

"..."

Fairy Qingxia, who was sitting next to Zhao Zheng, rolled her eyes and didn't believe a word Zhao Zheng said, especially after what happened last night.

"What's wrong? Is it still hurting? Come, give me your hand, I will heal you. It's all my fault that I was too..." Zhao Zheng said softly.

There is nothing much to say specifically. It is simply the result of Zhao Zheng witnessing last night how warm-hearted Fairy Qingxia is.

Looking at Zhao Zheng's caring and gentle look, Fairy Qingxia, who felt surrounded by happiness, suddenly felt that what she had just said was too much, and that Zhao Zheng's words could still be trusted.

"How about I go check it out for you..."

"do not want!"

Fairy Qingxia immediately refused soberly. She was fooled by Zhao Zheng’s lies last night, and she would not believe it now.

Zhao Zheng, who felt bored, looked towards the yard not far away and said to Fairy Qingxia, "Let's go. It's time to replace Bull Demon King!"

As he spoke, Zhao Zheng disappeared with Fairy Qingxia. Not far away in the backyard, the famous scene of Loving You for Ten Thousand Years was being performed, but there was no mention of the Bull Demon King.

Because at this moment, the Bull Demon King was in the room begging Princess Iron Fan, who wanted a divorce, not to divorce him (divorce quickly!!).

"Do you really want to divorce me?"

The Bull Demon King said with a look of disbelief and a grin from ear to ear, the word "happy" was almost written on his face.

"Ok?"

"Ahem, I don't want a divorce..."

The Bull Demon King lowered his head and said, "After I said "I won't", his voice was almost imperceptible, the kind that it was difficult to hear even if you listened carefully."

Princess Iron Fan took a deep breath, but because of the memory of five hundred years later and Zhao Zheng's explanation in her mind, she did not get angry. She just sneered and said, "Don't pretend, the child is mine, sign it quickly!"

As she spoke, Princess Iron Fan took out the divorce agreement that she had prepared long ago from her sleeve. The Bull Demon King quickly took it with an expression of "I don't want to sign it" and wrote his name on it with a smile.

After he finished writing and handed it to Princess Iron Fan, he frowned and looked at Princess Iron Fan with scrutiny: "You don't have anyone else outside, do you?"

"What's going on with Fairy Zixia?"

Princess Iron Fan immediately sneered and asked back. The Bull Demon King's face froze when he was asked. He clenched his fist and coughed twice: "Ahem, let's part ways in peace. By the way, I hope that we won't tell our son about the divorce. If possible..."

The Bull Demon King stopped talking, and saw Princess Iron Fan flashing a picture of her divorce agreement with disdain, which stated that visiting Red Boy was prohibited, which made him stare at her with his bull eyes.

"what do you mean?"

"Humph, it doesn't matter. Anyway, from now on my son has nothing to do with you. Also, if you really care about my son, you'd better not go to see him or look for him!"

Princess Iron Fan said calmly. The Bull Demon King frowned and looked at Princess Iron Fan for a moment, then raised his head and snorted, "If you don't want to see me, then don't see me. We haven't seen each other much anyway!"

Also, he actually wanted to explain why his son, the Bull Demon King, was not a bull, but his son, the Bull Demon King, had the innate magical power of Samadhi True Fire, but he endured it for the sake of face.

"Humph, you don't want it..."

Princess Iron Fan snorted coldly and said angrily. Just when Bull Demon King was frightened and subconsciously swallowed his saliva and stepped back, he was suddenly stunned and looked at Princess Iron Fan who turned her head slightly towards the empty space beside her and suddenly smiled brightly.

No, I can't say a sweet smile.
I can only say that this smile has light in the eyes!!

Princess Iron Fan's bright smile made Bull Demon King startled for a moment and looked in the direction where Princess Iron Fan was looking.
He looked around, not seeing or discovering anything, so he frowned and looked away. Just as he was about to speak, he saw Princess Iron Fan's expression change rapidly, and she snorted at him coldly, then turned around and pushed the door open and left.

"Bitch!"

Watching Princess Iron Fan leave, Bull Demon King cursed under his breath, quickly closed the door, and after making sure that Princess Iron Fan had not come back, he let out a long sigh and looked again in the direction Princess Iron Fan had just looked. When he found that there was still nothing, he looked surprised.

"Really no one?"

"you guess!"

"who!"

When the Bull Demon King heard the sound, he looked and saw a cuff that was rapidly growing larger and covering him. Just when he was frightened and ready to run away, he found that his vision was plunged into darkness!
"Perfect!"

Zhao Zheng appeared in the room and shook his left sleeve. He made a head-breaking gesture to increase the coma of the Bull Demon King in his sleeve. Then he transformed into the Bull Demon King and looked at Fairy Qingxia and said, "What do you think, Madam? Do I look like the Bull Demon King?"

"Do you know Princess Iron Fan?"

"do not know!"

"Really?"

Fairy Qingxia thought about Princess Iron Fan's smile just now and said with frowned brows. Zhao Zheng nodded seriously.

"Of course!"

"Then why did she smile at you just now?"

"We are invisible, how could she smile at me? You must have felt it wrong!" Zhao Zheng retorted.

"I feel wrong?"

"Of course, you don't even think about my strength. My invisibility technique is not something that a Princess Iron Fan can see through!"

"That's right, but the look in her eyes just now..."

Fairy Qingxia's brows were still furrowed. Her woman's intuition told her that Princess Iron Fan must have a relationship with Zhao Zheng.
But she couldn't find any evidence.
I'm so angry!!

"Maybe she was thinking of something happy. Come on, you were crying out in pain just now, let me check you out!"

Zhao Zheng withdrew his transformation technique, restored his original appearance, and walked forward, beginning to check Fairy Qingxia's injuries while she was not paying attention.

Women,
Don't want it! !

There is nothing much to say about the examination process. Only after the examination, Qingxia, who felt that her injuries had worsened, lay on the bed in a bad mood and angrily said to Zhao Zheng, "Get out!" The more obedient Zhao Zheng immediately obeyed the order and left.

"I'm going to go see if that Supreme Treasure really likes your sister. By the way, you need to eat...oh, you shouldn't be hungry anymore..."

Zhao Zheng stopped talking. He turned into the Bull Demon King and looked at the pillow thrown to him by Fairy Qingxia. He closed the door with a pout, then took out a mirror and looked at his face.

"Oh, I was wondering why the Bull Demon King would be so displeased with me after five hundred years!" Zhao Zheng pouted as he looked in the mirror and saw that he looked almost the same as Guandi without the facial hair. Then he started strolling around until he came to the bedroom in the backyard.

"Death...A Zheng?"

"???"

"Hey, I knew it was you!"

The Iron Fan Princess pendant was on again. Zhao Zheng closed the door and looked at the Iron Fan Princess and himself in confusion. No, how did you know it was mine? !

"A woman's intuition!"

Feeling the dishonest hand on her body, Princess Iron Fan snorted twice, and seemed to know what Zhao Zheng was thinking and replied, "Your intuition is quite accurate!"

"Of course, just like... I felt there was a woman beside you at that time!" Princess Iron Fan said, grabbing Zhao Zheng's face with both hands and looking into Zhao Zheng's eyes.

"Tell me, who is that woman?"

"no!"

"I do not believe!"

"believe it or not!"

"Hmph, hey, hey, what do you think I am..." Princess Iron Fan couldn't help but ask as she watched Zhao Zheng change back to his original form and throw her onto the bed.

"My beloved woman!"

"I don't... um~"

Princess Iron Fan groaned, bit her lip and glared at Zhao Zheng with resentful eyes: "Is this what you call deep love?"

"Just tell me whether you love me deeply or not!"

"Humph……"

Princess Iron Fan snorted and turned her head away, then her eyes moved and she turned back to Zhao Zhengdao with a smile.

"Come on, turn yourself into the Bull Demon King!"

"???"

"Change, A Zheng..."

"???"

"Hmph, a man without any sense of humor..."

"???"

After 7,210 words of unspeakable words, it was evening. Princess Iron Fan arranged Zhao Zheng's clothes, cleaned herself up, stood up, wiped her mouth and said, "Ah Zheng, is Zhizunbao really the reincarnation of Sun Wukong?"

"Hmm? What? You still want to rekindle the past relationship!"

"Humph, what kind of woman do you think I am? I'm just wondering why this Supreme Treasure doesn't look like that monkey at all."

Princess Iron Fan said that it was not like that because this Supreme Treasure looked like a mortal at all, not at all like the special ordinary person who was the reincarnation of someone with great magical powers.

But this is not right. She, who has the memory of five hundred years later, clearly remembers Zhao Zheng saying that Zhizunbao is the reincarnation of Sun Wukong.

"Oh, I thought you missed him!"

"How is that possible? I only think of you now and in the future." Princess Iron Fan said coquettishly in Zhao Zheng's arms.

Zhao Zheng rolled his eyes, not wanting to think about whether what Princess Iron Fan said was true or not. Instead, he pushed Princess Iron Fan away and said, "Okay, I have something else to do!"

Looking at Zhao Zheng who left after saying that, Princess Iron Fan cursed him in her heart, "You stinky man!" Then she took out a golden elixir that she had just asked Zhao Zheng for on the way from her sleeve and put it in her mouth, feeling the increase in her Taoism, her beautiful eyes lit up.

"Hmph, don't ever think of getting rid of me in your life!"

Zhao Zheng didn't hear Princess Iron Fan's thoughts, and even if he did, he wouldn't care because he was busy.

"Tell me, where have you been!"

Faced with Fairy Qingxia's questioning after she sniffed him, Zhao Zheng, who had just returned to the room, said without thinking.

"He's going to see Zhizunbao!"

"cheat……"

The word "liar" that Fairy Qingxia was about to mention disappeared because Zhao Zheng took out a bunch of flowers flashing with five-colored thunder.

"How about it? It's a surprise, right? I ran to the top of Jilei Mountain and braved the thunder to pick this for you!" Zhao Zheng said with a beaming eyebrow.

"Who cares?"

Fairy Qingxia took it with a look of disgust, but her upturned mouth corners and slightly narrowed eyes revealed her inner thoughts, but soon, her brows slightly frowned.

"This flower seems familiar..."

"No way? This is the Five Thunder Flower that is unique to Jilei Mountain. How come it looks so familiar to you? Did someone give it to you?"

Zhao Zheng frowned and spoke, and while he spoke, he instantly changed the shape and color of all the wild flowers on the roadside in Hunshi City.

"No, why would anyone send me flowers!"

Fairy Qingxia hurriedly explained, and found that Zhao Zheng was looking at her with a smirk on his face. She immediately snorted and punched his chest a few times. After that, she spoke.

"Where are Zhizunbao and my sister?"

"I don't know. I was just picking wild flowers!"

"...Can you please put it more nicely? What does picking wild flowers mean?" Fairy Qingxia rolled her eyes at Zhao Zhengdao.

"Tell the truth!"

"You... By the way, you are not hurt, right?"

Thinking that Zhao Zheng had picked these flowers under the thunder, Fairy Qingxia immediately checked Zhao Zheng's body with concern.

"Don't worry, I have a thick skin. Wild flowers tried to scratch me for a long time but couldn't break my defense!" Zhao Zheng still told the truth.

Fairy Qingxia rolled her eyes helplessly and said, "Why didn't you tell me that Wild Flower was pestering you and wouldn't let you leave?"

"Hey, how did you know? Did you peek?"

"Not serious!"

and also,

Why don’t you say that Wild Flower is Princess Iron Fan!

Fairy Qingxia rolled her eyes helplessly and said to Zhao Zheng: "Didn't you say that the ending of my sister and Zhizunbao would be very bad? How can you change this ending?"

"It won't work if you say it!"

"..."

You didn't think about it!

Fairy Qingxia frowned slightly, and just as she was about to speak, she heard Zhao Zheng rubbing his hands and saying, "I think I can marry your sister first!"

"..."

"Ahem, what I mean is to use desperate situations to force Zhizunbao to burst out his potential. You don't want Zhizunbao to be just Zhizunbao, right?"

"Of course I don't want to, but didn't you tell me last night that as long as Zhizunbao puts on the golden hoop, he will no longer be Zhizunbao?"

"Oh, I almost forgot about this!"

"..."

I still think you are greedy for my sister's body!

Fairy Qingxia had a dark face, but Zhao Zheng said with the same expression: "Then we can only follow the general trend and talk about it later!"

"..."

You better admit it!

Admit that you are just lusting after my sister's body!
Fairy Qingxia looked at Zhao Zheng expressionlessly, examining and questioning him. Zhao Zheng said with the same expression, "I didn't!"

"..."

"Really, I never lie!"

"I am a god."

"Oh……"

"Okay, be serious!"

Fairy Qingxia said helplessly, Zhao Zheng rolled his eyes and said: "Seriously, I pretended to marry your sister to force Zhizunbao to unleash his own potential!"

"???"

You still say you are not greedy for my sister's body!

Fairy Qingxia stared at Zhao Zheng with eyes wide open...

……

After a few minutes,

Inside a courtyard.

"Well, it's decided. Seven days later, you, Xiangxiang, and my husband will hold a wedding together!"

When the Qingxia Iron Fan Princess announced that Zhao Zheng's Bull Demon King and Zixia Fairy, as well as Zhizunbao and Niu Xiangxiang, would hold their wedding in seven days, Niu Xiangxiang was the first to be stunned.
She secretly pulled the hem of the Bull Demon King who was sitting on the armchair next to her and said, "Brother, is she really my sister-in-law?"

"Replace it if it's fake!"

"Where do I change it? Ahem, brother, I just feel like something's not right with my sister-in-law today..." Niu Xiangxiang's expression was extremely strange.

Zhao Zheng's version of the Bull Demon King whispered that they were actually divorced. Niu Xiangxiang was stunned when she heard it, and then she looked at Zhao Zheng's crotch with a look of sudden realization, and then said with a complicated expression.

"Brother, can this grow back after it's cut off?"

"???"

"Brother, how about I call you sister from now on?"

"???"

"elder brother……"

(End of this chapter)