Zhutian: Everything starts from becoming a disciple of Uncle Jiu!

Chapter 587: Lu Liyu is an angry and stubborn woman!

Chapter 587: Lu Liyu is an angry and stubborn woman!

next moment,
"Master, I'm here."

With slightly gray hair and no more hostility in his body, Zhizunbao, who was now a mature and steady man, appeared in front of Tang Sanzang again. Then, he transformed himself into Sun Wukong, who had lost his Buddha nature and looked like just an ordinary monkey demon.

"Master, Junior Brother, let's go and get the scriptures."

"it is good."

Tang Sanzang put his hands together and smiled. Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing felt that Sun Wukong had become different again.

However, they did not understand what the difference was. Just as they were about to speak, the next moment, the female voice and the woman appeared again.

"You stupid monkey, my son asked you to take care of his grandson, but you acted like you didn't hear anything. Aren't you really afraid that your daughter-in-law will get angry and run away? Do you know how difficult it is for your son to find a wife? I was really blind to choose you. If I had known, I would have followed my sister and married my brother-in-law..."

“…”×3+N
The atmosphere was slightly silent. After being kicked in the buttocks, Sun Wukong, who had taken over his grandson, forced an embarrassed smile on his face and looked at Tang Sanzang and the other two: "Master, Junior Brother, I think I will be late again. Otherwise, you go to get the scriptures first?!"

"Go ahead, we'll be waiting for you!"

Tang Sanzang's smile remained unchanged, still full of kindness and love. The woman smiled and nodded at Tang Sanzang and the other two, then twisted Sun Wukong's ear and cursed.

"Hurry up, your grandson is waiting for you to change his diaper!"

"You can't change it!"

"Ok?"

"Ahem, let's go..."

Sun Wukong coughed and stopped before he disappeared, saying, "Huh? Why are you here too?"

"What did you say?"

The newly appeared woman handed the child in her arms to Sun Wukong: "Do you know how hard it is to find a daughter-in-law nowadays? Do you have any objections to taking care of a grandson? Do you have to let your elder sister come to find you? Do you have any shame? Do you know that you are already a grandfather..."

He started scolding him again. Sun Wukong smiled awkwardly and whispered, "Stop scolding me. We are outside. Please give me some respect."
The newly appeared woman gave up, then smiled and nodded at Tang Sanzang and the other two, saying: "Master, don't worry, I will definitely go get the sutra, but not now, please wait a little longer..."

"it is good!"

"..."×2
Can I still take this sutra?!
Why don’t we just say goodbye and go home?
Sha Wujing and Zhu Bajie murmured in their hearts as they watched the strange and incomprehensible scene in front of them. Similarly, Patriarch Bodhi, who was watching on Jilei Mountain, was slightly distracted and sighed.

"Marriage is indeed the grave of love!"

"Yeah, that's why I'm not getting married!"

Zhao Zheng agreed. Hearing this, Patriarch Bodhi twitched his lips and glanced at Zhao Zheng. He wanted to ask if this was really your reason for not getting married. But he didn't say it. He just looked back with some worry at Fairy Zixia and Zhizunbao, who seemed to have seen what the tomb looked like.

"Zixia won't regret it, right?!"

Patriarch Bodhi muttered softly, his tone full of worry. There was no way he couldn't help but worry, as Sun Wukong was his disciple.

Zhao Zheng shook his head when he heard this, looked at Patriarch Bodhi with a strange look and said, "You have never been in love, right?"

"Well... ahem, how is that possible? Don't worry about my appearance now. Back then, I was also very handsome, like Pan An, and there were so many women chasing after me!"

Patriarch Bodhi raised his head slightly, looking like he was just in love, as if everyone had experienced it. Zhao Zheng was too lazy to expose his lie.

"You still don't understand women!"

"Ok?"

"listen!"

Zhao Zheng pointed at Fairy Zixia and Zhizunbao who had not yet entered the tomb. Patriarch Bodhi looked over when he heard what he said, and before he pricked up his ears to listen carefully, he saw Zhizunbao with a frown on his face, and Fairy Zixia who also had her eyebrows slightly furrowed.

"How come I've become so ugly!"

As she said that, Fairy Zixia looked at Zhizunbao, who quickly shook his head and said, "You're not ugly, it's just that you don't have makeup on!"

"Yeah, I think so too. It must be the one who takes care of the children... But this future doesn't seem to be what I thought!"

Fairy Zixia frowned and pouted. She thought about marrying Zhizunbao and having children, but she didn't expect her future life to be so... ordinary and dull. Yes, it was ordinary and dull.

It was totally different from the love she imagined!!
Zhizunbao wanted to say that this future was different from what he had imagined, but then he saw Fairy Zixia looking at him and saying, "I have decided not to have children in the future, so this situation will not happen..."

"..."

"Hmm? Why, you want a child?"

"No no no!"

Zhizunbao quickly shook his head. In fact, he not only didn't want a child, he also didn't want Fairy Zixia.

This doesn't mean that he doesn't love Fairy Zixia anymore, he just feels that... this future is not what he imagined!!!
No, it's not different.
There are two different futures!!
"Huh? What's with that expression on your face? Is it because you see that I've become uglier that you don't want to be with me anymore?" Fairy Zixia looked at Zhizunbao with a cold face.

"No, I just..."

"Hmph, do you think I want to be with He He? I'm just..." Fairy Zixia was stunned and looked at Zhizunbao who suddenly disappeared, cursing with gritted teeth.

"Supreme Treasure, come out!"

Unfortunately, until a few seconds later, Zhizunbao did not show up, and Fairy Zixia was so angry that she put her hands on her hips and cursed.

"Damn you, stinky man, what do you mean by this? You really think I can't get married, right? You won't come out, right? Okay, okay, I'll count to one, two, three. If you don't come out, believe it or not, I'll marry my brother-in-law and make you regret it for the rest of your life!"

“…”×2+N
Not to mention Zhao Zheng's not-so-good look and Fairy Qingxia's dark face, Patriarch Bodhi was looking at Zhao Zheng with a look on his face that said, "Are you sure you really understand women?"

"Uh, maybe I still don't understand women well enough!"

Zhao Zheng scratched his head. To be honest, he just wanted to know whether what Fairy Zixia said was true or false...

After a while,
In the wedding room.

Zhao Zheng, who was pressed on the bed by Fairy Zixia, looked at Fairy Qingxia who was eavesdropping outside the door with a serious face, and said to Fairy Zixia on his body: "I only love your sister..."

"Shut up and kiss me!"

"..."

This is not good!
Zhao Zheng said obediently with a serious face...

at the same time,

There is a world beyond heaven, in chaos.

"You dead monkey, you're running again! Do you really think you can defeat me?" An extremely angry female voice sounded along with a sword light that destroyed the world.

Hearing the light escaping at high speed in front of him, he said: "Lady donor, you have the wrong person. I am not the monkey. And, the monkey asked me to tell you something. He said that he doesn't want a child. You can't force him. And, he originally... Damn you, you really cheated on me!!"

"Haha, I give it to you, but you don't want it. I don't give it to you, but you want it again. Tell me, are you a slut? Besides, you've never worn it for me before?"

"I'm a man, this is different!"

"Oh, and then!"

"You, you, you are unreasonable..."

"Yes, I am an unreasonable woman. If you have the guts, then bite me. If you have the guts, then come out. You won't come out, right? Fine, then you can wait to give a red envelope to your brother-in-law's child, you dead monkey!"

"Who are you calling a bitch!"

"I called you a bitch!"

"..."

"Oh, I won't talk to you anymore. I'm going back to my bridal chamber!! Hmm? Okay, okay, you stupid monkey, you're really going to keep running, right? Okay, okay, you forced me to do this!"

……

A night of silence,
The next day, the sky was slightly bright!
Zhao Zheng, who felt that he still didn't understand women well enough, silently looked at the second face that was looming on Fairy Zixia's face, as well as the information he saw from the immortal version of the detection technique!
Name: Fairy Zixia (■■■■)

Realm: Immortal (Daluo)

Age: Slightly...

Biography: Briefly…

fine,
I’ve really become brothers-in-law with Monkey!

Zhao Zheng took away the two hands on him expressionlessly, only to see Fairy Zixia rubbing her sleepy eyes and looking at him.

"What's wrong, brother-in-law, why are you looking at me like that?"

"...Look at you, you're beautiful!"

After Zhao Zheng finished speaking, he also said to Fairy Qingxia who had just woken up beside him: "Well, you are beautiful too. You two are equally beautiful."

Name: Fairy Qingxia (■■■■)

Realm: Immortal (Daluo)

Age: Slightly...

Biography: Briefly…

Therefore,
The next plot is...

My two Golden Immortal girlfriends?!
Zhao Zheng muttered in his heart, and saw Fairy Zixia and the other two shaking their heads: "No, you are wrong, the next one is Journey to the West!"

"..."

Zhao Zheng looked at Changmao's hand in silence, and heard Fairy Qingxia say with a smile: "The monkey ran away. Since you are his fellow traveler, shouldn't you take the blame for him?"

"You bitch, could you please stop being so mean!" "Oh, I'm happy to do that, unlike you, you're a slut that no one wants!" Facing Fairy Zixia's words, Fairy Qingxia responded without any hesitation, fighting back like a vicious woman!
"Oh, it sounds like someone wants you!"

"What do you mean!"

"It's meaningless!"

"Bitch, look for a beating!"

"Humph, I think you're the one looking for a fight!"

Bang! Bang! Bang——

The two women started fighting in the room. Zhao Zheng, who liked watching women fights, frowned.
The reason was simple. He suddenly felt very annoyed. Also, not only marriage is a grave, but love is also a grave.

"Hmm? I'm in love with them?"

Hmm? You know what, I do love them!

Anyway, Zhao Zheng, who felt that he had made no loss but rather earned money, rubbed his hands and seized every opportunity to persuade him to drive!
The whole process cannot be elaborated, anyway, Zhao Zheng, who was trying to persuade the emperor to ride in the carriage, suddenly felt that Fairy Zixia was still quite good. Even though Fairy Zixia was not as big as Fairy Qingxia, she had different depths and connotations!

No words again,

The next day.

New status: Purple Blessing.

Introduction: ...With your hard work, a pair of sisters have blessed and marked you. With this blessing...

Zhao·Subway Old Man Mobile Phone Face·Zheng frowned and thought of the duck... He crushed the blessing, looked at Zixia and Qingxia lying on the bed, stretched out his hand to wake them up, and smiled slightly.

"Come, let me teach you a new technique!"

"Don't..." ×2
Three days later,
Zhao Zheng snorted in his heart as he looked at the two women on the bed who had completely transformed into his shape. He didn't mean anything else. He just wanted to say that he might not be able to deal with two Daluo, but to deal with two immortals, he had a full 1,800 kinds of postures, 1,800 kinds! ! You know!
"Just wait!"

After Zhao Zheng finished speaking, he put on his clothes and disappeared. Half an hour later, in Pansi Cave, a man and two women were sitting beside a stone table.

"No, you are not old, it's just that I missed your best years and let you walk alone for a long, long time!"

"Also, I'm not greedy for your youth, I just want to give you the best love when you are the most beautiful!"

"Azheng..."×2
The two Chun Shisanniangs, with tears in their eyes, squeezed into Zhao Zheng's arms, which seemed unusually broad to them, making Zhao Zheng curl his lips. He then sighed and broke free from the two women.

"If you still think I did it on purpose..."

Zhao Zheng stopped talking and looked at Chun Shisan Niang who gave him a kiss to cover his mouth. He looked at Chun Shisan Niang with heartache. What happened next was naturally the plot that everyone understood!
After omitting the plot of 7632 words in total,
Two days later.

"Yes, there is no other way. Who let that stinky monkey run away? I have to take over. I didn't want to do that either. I am not afraid of those gods, but what about you? What if something happens to you two? What shall I do?"

"Azheng..."×2
Tears in the eyes x4!

After spending a day and a night to persuade Chun Shisanniang of this time and space and Chun Shisanniang five hundred years later, Zhao Zheng left the two women and returned to Hunshi City in Jilei Mountain.

"Yes, there is no other way. The monkey ran away, so I have to take over. I didn't want to do that either. I am not afraid of those gods, but what about you? What if something happens to you two? What should I do..."

"Azheng..."×2
Tears in the eyes again ×4.

Unlocked some new... Zhao Zheng, who had experienced the deep love between the Zixia sisters, was a little obsessed with their beauty. He said goodbye the next night and prepared to find Tang Sanzang to start his journey to the West.

"A Zheng, can you please not go?"

"That's right, it's the dead monkey's fault, why should you take the blame for him?" Fairy Qingxia and Fairy Zixia said.

Zhao Zheng patted their heads and said gently, "Don't worry, I'm just going to the West to obtain the scriptures for that monkey. It's not like you two can't come find me, ahem, but you'd better notify me before you come find me..."

"...Hey, what are you thinking about? What do you mean I have another woman? The main thing is that the pilgrimage is related to the Buddhist scriptures and the group of bald donkeys who are spreading Buddhism to the East. If you are open and aboveboard, wouldn't it be like slapping them in the face? Everyone knows that they are the most petty. I am not afraid of their revenge, but you two are a little surprised. What should I do..."

"... Understand? It's OK as long as you understand. Oh, I have something to tell you. It's about your two elder sisters... ahem, Chun Shisan Niang and the others. Ahem, it's all my fault. When I resurrected her, I wanted to tell her about you two. But, by coincidence, the Chun Shisan Niang of this time and space also showed up... Yeah, it's OK as long as you two understand. I will take you to meet them when I'm free, and then clarify your identities. I'm sure, don't worry, I, Zhao Zheng, never lie!"

"...Okay, I won't say any more. I have to go find Tang Sanzang to go to the West to obtain the Buddhist scriptures, otherwise those bald donkeys will come to urge me. To be honest, I am not afraid of those gods, but if anything happens to you two... Hey, you two are the best. You understand me, unlike Chun Shisan Niang and the other two. Hey, I won't say any more. Anyway, you two are the best..."

After coaxing the two fairies, Zhao Zheng left Hunshi City. But before he left Jilei Mountain, his ears twitched, his figure paused, and then he appeared in the deep mountains of Jilei Mountain.

"Mei...er..."

"Hmm? I'm not Mei'er, who are you?"

The Jade-faced Princess who was picking herbs stood up and looked with puzzlement and bright eyes at a man who suddenly appeared in front of her and looked handsome no matter how you looked at him.

"Sorry, I recognized the wrong person. You look too much like her..." Zhao Zheng said with a nostalgic smile as he looked at the vixen in front of him, who was wearing a peach-colored dress and had a heart as broad as Hu Meir's.

"Is Mei'er a very important person to you?"

The Jade-faced Princess looked at the nostalgia and tenderness in Zhao Zheng's eyes and couldn't help but ask. As for whether Zhao Zheng's gaze was a little too obscene, she didn't think so. After all, everyone loves beauty, especially a man with Zhao Zheng's looks. Thinking of this, she looked around with some curiosity.

"Does she live nearby, too?"

"She...is not in this world..."

"Ah? Sorry, I didn't know..."

"fine……"

"Well, she and I are really alike?"

"Yeah, especially the look in your eyes... they're exactly the same... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to compare you with her, I just..." Zhao Zheng said with a frown.

"It's okay. Well, can you tell me what happened between you and her?" The Jade-faced Princess asked curiously.

"it is good……"

Zhao Zheng waved his hand and a pavilion appeared. He extended his hand to invite the Jade-faced Princess to take a seat. Then he sat down and said slowly, "The story happened on the day when my uncle was injured..."

Princess Jade-faced looked at Zhao Zheng's profile intently and listened, and Princess Iron-fan, who was in the dark, gritted her teeth and said.

"Damn stinky man..."

"Stinky? Then why did you eat so deliciously last night?"

A familiar voice and a pair of dishonest big hands attacked from behind. Princess Iron Fan snorted but did not dodge.

"You left without telling me. Also, didn't you say you were going to get the scriptures? Why do you still have time to flirt with little fairies here?"

"You haven't figured it out yet?"

"Ok?"

"Do you really think I want to replace the monkey? I'm doing this for you. What if other monkeys don't know how to stop when they meet your son..." Zhao Zheng said with a kind heart being taken for granted.

"Tsk, I don't believe you!"

Princess Iron Fan snorted, but the corners of her mouth slightly raised and her eyes narrowed into crescent shapes.

"believe it or not!"

"Okay, I believe you, don't be angry!"

Princess Iron Fan looked at Zhao Zheng who had withdrawn his hands and smiled in her heart. Seeing that Zhao Zheng did not stop, she couldn't help but give Zhao Zheng a coquettish look, lowered her head and began to teach him.

"Hiss...let go, I'm not interested!"

"Wu... don't be... angry, I... was wrong..." Princess Iron Fan took the initiative to admit her fault, but after seeing Zhao Zheng's reaction, she smiled secretly and thought: "No matter how high your Taoism is, you can't escape from my palm."

"Humph!"

Zhao Zheng snorted, and looking at Princess Iron Fan who really believed it, he laughed in his heart and said to himself,
Oh, woman!!
As he thought about it, he looked up at the sky with a feeling in his heart, chanted the Lingguan spell with contempt, and then blurred the picture.

"..."

I will endure! !
The Bodhisattva Guanyin in the Ninth Heaven took a few deep breaths to calm down the anger in his heart, then frowned and looked towards the west.

To be honest, regarding the Buddha letting Zhao Zheng replace Sun Wukong, she could only say... As long as the Buddha is happy,
Yes, as long as the Buddha is happy!
She had no intention or thought of slandering the Buddha. She just suddenly felt that the look in her Buddha's eyes had always seemed to be not very good.
Monkeys are that kind of stuff.
The new monkey is this kind of stuff again!!

Forgive her for not understanding the Buddha's idea, and she thought that the 81 trials could be rearranged, removing all the female demons and replacing them with male ones.

otherwise……

Guanyin Bodhisattva stopped thinking about it and turned into a stream of light and disappeared into the sky. Anyway, she had made up her mind and she would not care about the Journey to the West anymore!

She didn't mean anything else. She just didn't want to see herself like this. It wasn't a shameful thing. The main thing was,
never mind,

Tell the truth.

She felt that Zhao Zheng had let her down!

"Oh? Did I lose your people?"

"..."

Guanyin Bodhisattva stopped flying, and with a twitching mouth, she looked at the five pillars supporting the sky, and a face in the sky, or rather, Zhao Zheng who was looking at her with a smile.

"Don't worry, you'll be fine. I just suddenly wanted to discuss with you and see who's better. Don't worry, it won't be a life-and-death fight. After all, I'm not a big-hearted person. Oh, I said it wrong. What I meant is that I never hold grudges!" Zhao Zheng smiled as he looked at this bitch who was so stubborn and stubborn.

He decided.

He not only wants to be Sun Wukong,

He also wants to be the Guanyin Bodhisattva!!

(End of this chapter)

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