Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 445: Magpie Bridge
"not me……"

Nan Feng didn't know what to say for a moment. Facing Yu Mo's shy and questioning gaze, he knew that his explanation was unconvincing, but he could only bite the bullet and say, "Yes, this is a conditioned reflex."

"Is it……"

Yumo glanced at Nanfeng questioningly, then lowered her head shyly. It was obvious that she didn't quite believe what Nanfeng said.

Yumo is not an illiterate who has not even learned junior high school biology. She knows that conditioned reflex requires external stimulation.

I could barely attribute the touch on my face just now to Nanfeng's conditioned reflex of putting women before friendship, but I couldn't attribute the blame on his rubbing my calf for no reason to conditioned reflex.

Just as Yu Mo was thinking this, Nanfeng's right leg suddenly raised slightly again, and his toes rubbed against his thigh again.

"what!"

Yu Mo was caught off guard and screamed again. She looked at Nan Feng in shame and anger: "You're coming again?!!"

Nanfeng had an embarrassed face and helplessly repeated the explanation he had repeated countless times today.

"Yu Mo, believe me, this is all that damn conditional reflex!"

"I really didn't mean to do that, but I couldn't control myself."

Yu Mo snorted and timidly muttered, "Are you trying to say that your conditioned reflex is to act like a hooligan?

"Besides, we are just sitting here quietly without any external stimulation. How can you have such a conditioned reflex?"

"Forehead……"

Yu Mo's words really left Nan Feng speechless. In fact, he couldn't understand why his right leg jumped twice for no reason.

Moreover, no matter how Xiao Hei hit it before, it clearly didn't show any conditioned reflex.

and many more!

Nanfeng suddenly had an idea and realized the truth of the matter in an instant.

Could it be that the previous knee-jerk reaction test on the right leg did not produce a conditioned reflex, but the conditioned reflex of this leg...

A little bit slower?
Nanfeng felt as if thousands of alpacas were flying by. He really didn't expect that his damn reflex could be so slow.

This fucking thing is almost as slow as going to grandma's house!
Seeing that Yumo was still looking at him as if he was a gangster, Nanfeng couldn't help but complain in his heart about this damn conditioned reflex.

Why doesn't my right leg reflex earlier or later, but has to reflex at this moment? It seems like I'm deliberately being a hooligan.

And since the reflex arc is already so slow, why not make it slower?
It would be much better if he could just wait until three days after his death before reacting. That way he could lie in the coffin and kick a few times, pretending to be a corpse and scaring his descendants.

[If any of you dare to laugh and joke at Grandpa's funeral, be careful or I will kick over the coffin lid and drag you down! ]

Nan Feng complained about himself unscrupulously in his heart.

If he has to be careful about the degree of criticism when criticizing others, he will go all out when criticizing himself.

At this moment, Nanfeng suddenly had an idea and he thought of something very important.

Did Xiao Hei hit his right leg several times with a hammer before?

Two or three?
Depend on!
Nanfeng reacted and wanted to retract his right leg, but it was too late.

His right leg jumped up again, and this time the conditioned reflex was much faster and stronger than the previous two times.

After all, how can an inflatable hammer or a rubber hammer possibly match the striking force of a small wooden hammer?

Nanfeng raised her long legs high, and her toes gently brushed across the inside of Yumo's calves, and then...

He placed his entire leg on Yumo's thigh.

"what!"

Yu Mo screamed for the third time, and this time her scream directly attracted the nearby waiter.

"Hello Miss, what happened? How can I help you?"

"No, it's okay."

Yu Mo first glared at Nan Feng in embarrassment, then pretended nothing had happened and said, "Just now a big rat ran past my feet."

As she spoke, she glanced at Nanfeng inconspicuously, gritted her teeth and said viciously: "Three times!"

Nanfeng smiled embarrassedly.

"what?"

The waiter suddenly became nervous when he heard this.

Although she thinks her restaurant has always been very clean, who in the catering industry can guarantee that there will be no rats in the restaurant?

She bowed slightly to Yu Mo and said, "I'm very sorry to have disturbed your meal. Please wait a moment. We will definitely give you a satisfactory answer."

"it's okay no problem……"

Yumo was about to stop the waitress and tell her not to make a fuss, but she had already run away in a hurry.

Nan Feng laughed and said, "Looking at how she ran away in such a hurry, I really don't know whether she is serious about her responsibility or just afraid of mice."

"Humph."

Yu Mo glared at him and said, "How dare you joke like that? Put your foot down now!

"You made my skirt dirty!"

Upon hearing this, Nanfeng withdrew his foot with a wry smile on his face.

Yu Mo raised her eyes and glanced at Nan Feng. She patted Nan Feng's hand in embarrassment and said, "Nan Feng, can you please stop messing around? This is a public place and there are so many people here."

"Forehead……"

Nanfeng hesitated to speak.

Does she mean that as long as it's not a public place and there aren't so many people around, I can act up as I please?
bah bah bah!
When have I ever acted foolishly!

Nan Feng explained anxiously: "Yumo, you really misunderstood, this is all that..."

“…That damn reflex.”

Yu Mo rolled his eyes at Nan Feng and said, "Do you think anyone would believe you if you said that?"

Then he lowered his head and muttered softly: "Anyway, I have never seen such a rogue reflex..."

Nan Feng stroked his forehead in pain. He now understood how Zhang Wei felt when his reputation was damaged last night. [My lifelong reputation!!!]

Nanfeng completely gave up the idea of ​​explaining.

Be it a conditioned reflex or being a hooligan, it doesn't matter.

It’s better to destroy this broken world as soon as possible!
……

As Nanfeng gave up explaining, the two people, who had lost their appetite because of this incident, stood up and prepared to pay the bill and leave.

At this time, the waiter came running over with the store manager. The store manager first made a series of apologies and nice words to Nanfeng and Yumo, and then decided to cut their bill in half.

Nanfeng and Yumo, feeling guilty, naturally refused again and again, but in the end they couldn't resist the store manager's enthusiasm.

Finally, the store manager gave them a pair of couple cups that could be hugged together, and politely escorted them out of the store.

Nanfeng and Yumo, who had gotten the advantage for no reason, looked at each other and both felt a little embarrassed.

However, Yumo was too embarrassed to turn around and tell the store manager that there was actually no mouse at all, and it was just Nanfeng who was being a hooligan.

So the two of them could only silently memorize the name of the restaurant and think about taking care of the business of this restaurant more often in the future.

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Just like that, they walked side by side on the way back to the apartment. As they walked, Yu Mo happily played with this pair of couple's cups which came from a rather unremarkable origin.

Although this cup is not worth much money, it is not bad to get such a special gift on such a special day as Chinese Valentine's Day?

"Give."

Yumo handed one of the cups to Nanfeng.

Nan Feng hesitated for a moment and said, "You should take this cup and use it yourself."

"But I don't need two cups by myself."

Seeing that Nanfeng didn’t want it, Yumo didn’t force it. She just muttered to herself, “If you don’t want it, I can only give the other cup to someone else.

"If I give it to Youyou... she was just with Guan Gu, would it be inappropriate for me to use a couple's water cup with her?"

"Then in 3604, besides Youyou, there is Zhang Wei. Zhang Wei will definitely be happy to receive a free cup..."

"and many more!"

Nan Feng suddenly asked: "What did you just say?"

"For Youyou?"

"No."

"I don't need two cups by myself?"

"No, one more sentence."

"Give?"

Before Yu Mo finished speaking, he felt his hand holding the cup suddenly become lighter.

"Thank you."

Nan Feng said calmly, holding the cup in his hand.

Yu Mo was stunned at first, then she reacted and burst out laughing.

She looked at Nanfeng with a smile on her face, her words containing three parts of teasing and seven parts of provocation.

"Didn't someone just say that he didn't want this cup? Why did his attitude change all of a sudden?"

Yu Mo stood on tiptoe and whispered softly in Nan Feng's ear.

"Or... that person got jealous when he heard that I was going to give the cup to Zhang Wei?"

"Is this happening?"

Nanfeng looked around in surprise, as if looking for someone.

After searching in vain, he calmly faced Yu Mo’s charming and affectionate eyes and said, “Yu Mo, you must have remembered it wrongly, how could anyone not want such a beautiful cup?
"……south wind."

"Ok?"

Yu Mo looked at Nan Feng with a very strange look: "Why didn't I know you were such a shameless person before?"

"I do not know what you're talking about."

Nan Feng said as he walked quickly towards the apartment, but Yu Mo caught a glimpse of his slightly hot and red cheeks.

She hurried towards the south wind.

"Hey, hey, hey, am I seeing right? Nanfeng, were you blushing just now?"

Yu Mo was so excited as if he had discovered a new world: "It turns out that you can blush, Nanfeng."

Nan Feng said without thinking: "No."

"But I just saw your face blush."

"Then you're wrong."

"No way, I'm wearing glasses."

"I've already said no."

"Yes, there must be!"

……

At this time, the night is falling and the stars are twinkling.

Rows of street lights lit up one after another, and Nanfeng and Yumo walked side by side.

As the two men walked forward step by step, the light and shadow of the street lamps danced on their bodies. Their shadows kept lengthening and shortening under the illumination of the street lamps. At first glance, it looked as if the two men were walking on an unpredictable bridge.

In this warm interweaving of light and shadow, Yu Mo's joyful giggles and Nan Feng's helpless and embarrassed voices rose slowly with the summer night breeze, blending into the joyful and noisy calls of magpies tonight.

　I'm coming.

　　Since there are many couples in this novel, Pigeon will try his best to differentiate different couples. I hope you like it.

　　By the way, does anyone remember how many times Xiao Hei hit Nanfeng's right leg?
　　
　
(End of this chapter)