Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 460 Cockroach Rat: I came across the ocean to see you

3602.

Meijia, Guan Gu, Curry Sauce and Zeng Xiaoxian who was forcibly brought here did not start capturing monsters directly. They all came to Guan Gu's bedroom, ready to launch a great battle to save mankind.

…At least that’s what Sekiya and Mika said.

"It's done!"

As Guan Gu put down the paintbrush in his hand, a sketch of a monster that looked like both a cockroach and a mouse appeared in front of Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce.

The monster in the drawing had six cockroach-like legs, a hard insect-like shell with mouse-gray hair growing on the shell, and a long rat tail extending from behind its butt.

On a huge rat head, long cockroach tentacles spread out from both sides of the ears.

If the monster that Mika described is really like the one drawn by Guan Gu, then this mutated monster that is a combination of a cockroach and a rat is really the most terrifying, disgusting and worst thing in the world.

only……

Curry pointed at the overly long fangs protruding from the monster's mouth and asked, "Guan Gu, are you sure this monster really has teeth that long?"

Guan Gu made a little gesture: "Just a little bit, I just did a little bit of artistic processing."

"Ok."

Fortunately, no one in the room was Korean, and they didn't pay much attention to Guan Gu's gesture.

Guan Gu coughed lightly, then stood up and said solemnly: "Now I declare that 3602's [Ultra Operation] has officially begun. Now please invite our general manager, Ms. Chen Meijia, to come on stage and speak."

Then he stood next to the drawing board to make room for Mika.

Curry Sauce was stunned when he heard this: "Ultra War?"

That’s right, in Japan, the only way to eliminate monsters is to rely on something that falls from the sky and releases a large amount of light and heat.

"Depend on!"

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was forcibly dragged by Meijia and Guan Gu to serve as a fighting force, sat aside with an unhappy look on his face. He stroked Guan Gu's Spider-Man doll and said, "It's just to catch a mouse. Is it necessary to hold a combat meeting and conduct a pre-war mobilization?"

Curry ate potato chips while nodding in agreement: "That's right, and we've been in 3602 for so long and didn't hear any noise."

"Teacher Zeng, Curry Sauce, please be serious."

Guan Gu stared at the two nonchalant guys and said sternly, "The appearance of this monster is not just a problem for us at 3602, it is more likely to threaten the safety of the entire apartment and even the entire earth!

"Your current combat attitude is extremely negative, which is irresponsible to yourself and the people of the world."

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned by Guan Gu's words: "No, Guan Gu, aren't you exaggerating a bit? This is not the way you flatter and blackmail people."

"...Anyway, I want you to be serious!"

Guan Gu said with a dark face: "And Mr. Zeng, please don't touch the doll in such a sexual way!"

He really couldn't bear to watch it, so he stepped forward and hit Zeng Xiaoxian's dishonest hand hard.

"This is a Spider-Man doll. Spider-Man, male, pure man!"

"Could you please stop squeezing his breasts?"

"You're a pervert!"

Zeng Xiaoxian rubbed his red hands from being slapped by Guan Gu and laughed dryly: "This doll of yours feels good, and the chest muscles are so hard!"

"Be serious!" Guan Gu reminded again.

"OK, OK."

Xiaoxian patted Curry Sauce who was still eating snacks nearby, and the two of them sat up straight and pretended to be good students who were paying attention to their lessons.

"Meijia, you can start now."

"Very good, now you all listen to me."

Mika said as she took out the chopsticks she had just brought from the kitchen and pointed at the monster on the drawing board.

"I don't know whether this is a good thing or a bad thing for our Love Apartment, but we did find a creature that is beyond our previous knowledge. It is the cockroach rat!"

"Cockroach rat?"

"Yes, it's the cockroach rat!"

Meijia said in a dignified manner, "While Guan Gu was painting, I had already used the most powerful intelligence search force to retrieve relevant information about this cockroach rat.

"As a result, I unexpectedly discovered that cockroaches and rats had already been recorded in historical documents."

"The most powerful intelligence search force?"

Curry Sauce was confused when she heard this: "But you were clearly looking down at your phone just now..."

"Oh……"

She suddenly realized: "Baidu and Google, right?"

Mika replied as a matter of course: "Just tell me if this is the most powerful intelligence search force."

"Yes Yes Yes."

Curry Sauce held out her hand and motioned for Mika to continue.

"Cockroach rat, English name cock a mouse, its main habitat should be no different from ordinary mice and cockroaches.

"According to historical records, it was first spotted in the seventh episode of the first season of How I Met Your Mother.

"In the sixth season of How I Met Your Mother, Cockroaches already had a happy family, which directly proved that Cockroaches have the ability to reproduce and expand their population.

“However, I speculate that its reproductive capacity should be much lower than that of ordinary rats and cockroaches, otherwise there would not be so few family members in the sixth season.

"Supposedly, this creature should only exist in the United States, but the building where the cockroaches lived was blown up at the end of season six.

"So we have reason to believe that this cockroach is most likely a branch of the cockroach colony that came to China after its home was destroyed.

"They multiplied and grew in the small apartment until this morning when the apartment was sealed off. A cunning cockroach rat escaped and fled to our place."

After Meijia finished her guess, she looked at Zeng Xiaoxian and Curry Sauce and asked, "Did you two understand?" Xiaoxian: w(Д)w? ! !

Curry sauce: w(Д)w? ! !

After listening to Mei Jia's conjecture, they both felt that their worldview had been severely impacted.

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyebrows began to twitch wildly, as if he was about to perform an eyebrow dance for everyone on the spot.

He rubbed his face hard, trying to make himself more awake, but Mika's outrageous remarks still lingered in his ears.

"You mean according to historical records, How I Met Your Mother?!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said in disbelief: "It's just a sitcom, it's not real!"

"So are we."

Mika and Guan Gu said in unison.

"Okay, pretend I didn't say that."

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"Ask a question!"

Curry Sauce raised his hand like a good student and said, "If this is the only mutant that escaped from the shabby apartment, then does it lose its ability to reproduce because it is alone?"

"That's not necessarily the case."

Mika groaned and said, "After all, the cockroach was just an individual at the beginning, but by the sixth season it already had a happy family.

"It's hard to tell whether this was because there were unknown cockroaches lurking at the time, or whether it was a hermaphrodite that could reproduce on its own."

Xiaoxian continued to play with the Spider-Man doll in his arms. He suddenly felt that besides himself, this Spider-Man doll looked the most normal in the whole room.

Cockroach rat?
Are there really such unscientific things in this world?

Although Xiaoxian didn't believe it, he also didn't think Guan Gu, Meijia and Youyou would be so bored as to make up such an outrageous story to deceive everyone.

Today is not an April Fool's Day prank, and there is absolutely no benefit in them making up this story.

Without even looking up, he asked, "So what are you going to do with this cockroach? Catch it and send it to Xiao Hei for research?"

Mika corrected, "It's not [you], it's us!"

"Okay, okay, let's just be us."

Since he had nothing to do today, he wanted to see who this cockroach was.

Meijia answered Xiaoxian's question: "I have already asked Xiaohei, and he said that his main areas of focus are machinery, big data, and intelligent AI. He is not very interested in cockroaches and rats, so let us figure it out on our own.

"I also called the relevant research institute for consultation, but they said that they had obtained several live samples of cockroaches from the small apartment this morning, and the one in our apartment is not of much value.

"If we're willing to spend money, they can send professionals to help us catch this cockroach rat."

Xiaoxian laughed angrily when he heard this: "We are spending money to send them live samples? This research institute is crazy!"

Meijia held up her chopsticks and said seriously, "So, it is better to rely on ourselves than on heaven or earth.

"Our goal this time is to catch the cockroaches and rats - dead or alive!"

Curry Sauce muttered, "But we've been here for a long time, and we haven't heard any movement from the cockroach rat. Could it have run away?"

"impossible."

Meijia, a home expert, said confidently: "All the doors and windows of 3602 are closed, and the toilet lid is also closed.

"I installed filters on the pipes in places like the floor drain and the sink, just to prevent rats and cockroaches from crawling out through the pipes.

"Unless this cockroach rat has mutated to the point where it can walk through walls, it must still be in our suite."

Guan Gu concluded: "So the first step of our action is to find it out."

Xiaoxian was not optimistic about the first step of this action: "It's easy to say, this guy is both a cockroach and a rat, each one is better at hiding than the other, who knows where it is hiding now."

He did not believe in the existence of cockroach rats, and even less did he believe that if such a mutant creature really existed, it would come out and wander around in broad daylight, unless it was really hungry.

Xiaoxian suddenly had an idea, his eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "I have an idea, since we can't find it, it can't run away now.

"We might as well... starve it to death!"

The three asked in unison: "Starve it to death?"

"Yeah, starve it to death."

Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows proudly, seeming to be very satisfied with his idea: "Please clear out all the edible things, and eat, drink, defecate, urinate and sleep in other suites for the next ten days or half a month.

"As long as there is not even a little food in the whole suite and it can't escape, it will definitely starve to death!"

He laughed and said, "No matter how it mutates, I don't believe it can mutate to photosynthesis!"

"Wait ten days or half a month before you come back, and then..."

"Then when we return to 3602, we will see sofas, pillows, quilts, and towels that have been gnawed by hungry cockroaches and rats, and a suite that smells like corpses in the middle of summer."

Guan Gu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian expressionlessly: "Teacher Zeng, why do you always make such a delayed, dithering decision every time, and the decision also has serious side effects?"

"Yes."

The kind-hearted Meijia said with pity: "This cockroach is a life after all. It would be too cruel to starve it to death.

"Can't we take some more humane approach?
"Like, maybe hitting it with a baseball bat, swatting it with an electric mosquito swatter, or poisoning it?"

Curry Sauce almost spit out the potato chips in his mouth: "Sister Meijia, is this your humanitarianism?"

"if not?"

Mika asked back with a pure and innocent look on her face.

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)