Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 467 The Most Positive White Snake in History
Chapter 467 The Most Positive White Snake in History
Youyou understood the meaning in Nanfeng's eyes.
Although she still has many wild ideas, Nanfeng's advice to her through his eyes to be cautious is still worth considering.
So she pushed Zhang Wei beside her and shouted urgently: "Sister, let's stop talking nonsense with this thief bald donkey.
"Let us sisters join hands and fight him. This time we will get our brother-in-law back!"
Although Zhang Wei tried very hard to put himself into the role of Bai Suzhen, the impact that Nanfeng and Youyou had just brought to him was too great, resulting in some minor problems in his current substitution.
To put it simply, part of Zhang Wei's cognition and Bai Suzhen's cognition were integrated.
He subconsciously held Youyou's hands, his eyes were gentle, and he said softly, "No, Xiaoqing, hitting people is against the laws of the Song Dynasty."
"We should be law-abiding people... No, that's not right." Zhang Wei smiled and changed his words: "We should be law-abiding snakes."
Nanfeng and Yumo's whole bodies shook when they heard the words. Guan Gu, who was leaning on the sofa holding his calf, stopped screaming in pain and stared at Zhang Wei in disbelief.
"What did you say?"
Youyou almost vomited blood. She looked at Zhang Wei in disbelief, her tone mixed with shock and a bit of grievance.
"Sister, it was Fahai who kidnapped my brother-in-law first. We beat him up. This is what he deserves!"
[Xiao Qing] After she said this, even Nanfeng, the Fahai, nodded silently, thinking that what she said made sense.
But Zhang Wei sighed and touched Youyou's head like a loving sister.
"Xiaoqing, you are still too inexperienced.
“Even if the person on the other side is a criminal, it does not mean that we can use illegal and violent means to deal with him.
“When faced with illegal phenomena, we should seek legal weapons to protect ourselves and save those around us.
"For kidnapping cases like this, we can definitely call the police... Ugh, call the police."
"Call the police?!"
Youyou couldn't hold it anymore.
If this wasn't a long shot, she would definitely grab Zhang Wei's ear and ask him a question.
[Zhang Wei, when you play a mythological role, do you also need to have such a strong sense of law? ]
[You are crazy! ]
Youyou gritted her teeth and looked at Zhang Wei, reminding him word by word: "Sister, the person opposite is the great master of Jinshan Temple, and the two of us are a pair of snake demons.
"If we really report it to the police, do you think they will arrest him or us?"
At this moment, even Nanfeng was moved by Youyou's sense of belief as an actor.
Anyway, if Nanfeng were to play Xiaoqing, he would definitely grab Zhang Wei by the collar and press hard on his philtrum, shouting while doing so.
[Zhang Wei, wake up! Now is not the time for you to obey the law! ]
[You are now White Snake, not a paralegal! ]
"Ugh."
Zhang Wei raised his orchid finger and sighed deeply. His masculine dark face was now full of girlish worries: "When whether or not a person is convicted does not depend on his behavior but on his race, then the laws of this country are just a pile of toilet paper!"
As he spoke, he suddenly turned around, looked at Guan Gu with burning eyes, crossed his hands and prayed like a shy girl: "Sir, I have a dream. I dream that our children will grow up in a truly equal, free and fair country."
Guan Gu rubbed his ears. He felt that this sentence sounded familiar.
"I dream of a country where everyone, regardless of whether they are human, demon or transvestite, will receive the same respect and opportunities."
Yu Mo, not knowing whether to laugh or cry, pointed the camera at Zhang Wei and gave him an absolute close-up.
"I dream that demons and gods, ghosts and humans, can all walk the streets equally without worrying about being discriminated against or attacked."
"Sir, you will support me, right?"
Guan Gu pulled the corner of his mouth with a look of collapse: "Madam, you are right, I will definitely support you."
"that would be great."
Zhang Wei received support from his lover, and he was no longer satisfied with just having such a dream in his heart: "I have decided that I want to create a law that is truly equal and fair and applicable to all demons, ghosts, humans, gods, and Buddhas.
"Sir, what do you think of calling it [New Heavenly Law]?"
Nanfeng crossed his arms and tilted his head, looking at Zhang Wei as if he was a mentally retarded person.
Where is this coming from?
Six-world equal rights movement?
The legendary goddess of justice Bai Suzhen?
The corners of Nanfeng's mouth kept twitching, and for a moment he didn't know whether he was crazy or Zhang Wei was crazy.
Does anyone here still remember that they were just going to act out a simple flooding of Jinshan Mountain at the beginning?
Aren’t the elements of this play a bit too mixed now?
It was hard for Nanfeng to imagine that in this crappy play whose name no longer existed, Youyou's level of modification was only ranked second to last.
It seems that neither I am crazy nor Zhang Wei is crazy.
This world must have gone crazy!
"enough!"
Youyou finally couldn't stand Zhang Wei, the White Snake who had a strong sense of law and wanted to establish new laws.
She stretched out her hand and placed it on Zhang Wei's waist, twisting it hard in Gu Lan's blind spot: "Sister, just continue to dream your sweet dreams."
"Without you, I can defeat Fahai and rescue my brother-in-law by myself!"
"what!"
Zhang Wei cried out in pain as Youyou twisted his neck. Looking at Youyou's murderous eyes, he realized that the Bai Suzhen he had just imagined seemed to have a tiny deviation.
Although he felt that his character design was much more attractive than the normal White Snake, this was Youyou's audition after all, so he still had to respect Youyou as the protagonist.
Now the question is, how can I, as White Snake, resolve the flooding of Jinshan Mountain?
Zhang Wei thought about it and decided that he had to take a risky move at this critical moment.
I'm sorry, Guan Gu! He held Youyou's hand with his backhand and sighed: "Xiaoqing, your temper is still so bad."
Zhang Wei stared at Youyou with a loving look in her eyes: "Forget it, you and I have been together as sisters for so many years, whatever you want to do...I will accompany you."
"what?"
Youyou was confused by Zhang Wei's words.
It was obviously supposed to be Xiaoqing accompanying White Snake to rescue Xu Xian, how come it suddenly became White Snake accompanying Xiaoqing to fight Fahai?
And isn’t it true that the look and tone of this White Snake towards Xiaoqing have changed a little?
No, this is clearly perverted!
Youyou shook her head and threw away the messy thoughts in her mind.
Never mind, let’s just move the plot forward first.
"Okay, sister, let's go together!"
She immediately stepped forward, put her hands on her waist and shouted: "Fahai, quickly release my brother-in-law! Otherwise we will flood your Jinshan Temple!"
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Seeing that he finally had his own part, Nan Feng immediately put himself into the role and put his hands together: "Amitabha, the sea of suffering is boundless, turn back and you will find the shore.
"Since you are stubborn, don't blame me for being merciless."
The three of them looked at each other, their eyes filled with high fighting spirit.
Neither side wants to lose this battle.
Nanfeng and the other two took a deep breath, and then...
"Ahhhh!!!"
"Ahhhh!!!"
"Ahhhh!!!"
One second, three seconds, five seconds, ten seconds...
Half a minute later, Guan Gu looked at the three people who were still shouting "Ahhh" and felt that his ears were about to be deafened by them.
"What the hell are these three doing? Why are they just shouting and not taking action?"
Gu Lan at the side covered her mouth and laughed, "I think it might be because there are no martial arts directors and wire artists. They have no idea how to perform the action scenes later. But they can't stop unless I shout "cut", so they can only keep shouting."
"Souga."
Guan Gu nodded with sudden realization.
Gu Lan rubbed his ears and said, "Just skip the fighting scene between the three of you and go directly to the later scenes."
The three of them breathed a sigh of relief and responded in unison.
"no problem."
"You should have told me earlier."
"My throat is hoarse from shouting."
Nan Feng waved his hand and urged the two people in front of him: "Hurry up, let's go through the process."
Zhang Wei and Youyou looked at each other, then they walked around the fragments of the [Golden Bowl] and came to Nanfeng.
Nan Feng shouted in a perfunctory manner: "Great and Mighty Heavenly Dragon, Great Luo Dharma Mantra, World Honored One Ksitigarbha, Prajna Buddhas, Prajna Paramakong!"
Youyou widened her eyes: "Do you still need to shout out the formula?"
Nan Feng responded casually: "The necessary procedures must be followed."
"Okay." Youyou thought about it and shouted in cooperation, "All the soldiers will march forward in formation!"
Zhang Wei couldn't think of any powerful mantra for a moment, but suddenly an idea flashed in his mind and a cunning smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
"Ba la la energy!"
Nan Feng's eyes widened when he heard this: "Zhang Wei, you f---"
Before he could finish his words, Zhang Wei and Youyou hit him in the chest with a palm, and he fell on the sofa.
"No, come again!"
Nan Feng stood up and said unconvincedly: "This is not the way to go according to the procedure. Why should I, Fa Hai, be defeated by Balala's energy!"
"Come on, let's fight for another three hundred rounds!"
Youyou and the other man ignored Nanfeng completely. After all, there was no role for him as Fahai anymore.
Besides, Balala energy is also very powerful.
Does he have to ask Zhang Wei to shout "Energy Activation" and directly transform into a golden-armored warrior, and fight with Fahai for three days and three nights before he will be satisfied?
Ignoring Nanfeng's protest, [White Snake] and [Xiaoqing] quickly walked up to [Xu Xian] and hugged him tightly.
"Sir~, Sir, you have been wronged."
Zhang Wei looked at Guan Gu with tears in his eyes, his features were filled with the tenderness and affection of a wife.
If any girl in the apartment had such an expression, she would be, if not stunningly beautiful, at least pitiful.
But if it were Zhang Wei...
Nan Feng, who no longer had a role to play, finally didn't have to suppress his disdain for the White Snake. He curled his lips and quietly moved away from the three of them.
Guan Gu felt so sick to his stomach because of Zhang Wei, but he still had to go on with the performance for Youyou's sake.
"My lady, I'm fine. I just felt a little uncomfortable after being beaten by that evil monk. I feel like vomiting."
"vomit……"
I'm coming
(End of this chapter)
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