Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 508 The Dream World is Very Dangerous
"I don't know. Don't ask me. I feel a little nauseous."

Xiaoxian in a suit looked uncomfortable.

If we exclude Youyou's close relationship with everyone and just consider her appearance, it is actually a very pleasing thing to the eye that the whole world has Youyou's face. At least the average appearance in this dream world is better than that in the real world.

But it is really a very frustrating thing that everyone in the world has a leisurely face.

If this "same face" actually just meant cutting off Youyou's head and installing it on another body, they could still accept it, but the current situation is more like Youyou's face growing directly on someone else's head.

In other words, they just saw the old woman Youyou with gray hair and chicken skin, and the butcher Youyou with a face full of flesh and nose and eyes almost squeezed together, and the "Wu Dalang" Youyou who was less than five feet tall and shriveled up like a rough human skin...

The impact of this is much stronger than simply changing the head.

Xiaoxian in a suit and Ozawa Yumufeng both felt very uncomfortable. The scene before them made them feel awkward whether to watch it or not.

After all, they can't just keep looking for Guan Gu and Zi Qiao with their eyes closed.

However, what neither of them expected was that Mario, who had been yelling and seemed the most unable to accept the reality, adjusted himself the fastest.

He danced and raised his hands, saying, "I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!"

Xiaoxian in a suit rubbed his brow and complained: "Don't get excited Mario, you are Mario, not SpongeBob."

He was suddenly stunned and remembered that Zhang Wei seemed to like SpongeBob very much.

So could his imaginary partner be SpongeBob or Patrick?

Xiaoze Yumufeng asked in surprise: "Mario, you adjusted so quickly? How did you do it?"

"It's very simple. You just need to be good at comforting yourself."

“If things are really bad, just tell yourself: Fortunately, things are not worse.”

Mario taught Xiaoze Youmufeng his own adjustment method: "I just comforted myself, fortunately everyone here just has a leisurely face.

"If they all grow up to be as disgusting as Teacher Zeng, I would rather poke my own eyes out with my hands!"

Xiaoze and Mufeng were stunned when they heard this. She started to re-examine everything around her with the idea that the whole world was Zeng Xiaoxian.

The old woman Xiaoxian, who sells breakfast, is bent over with a long spoon in her hand, stirring the steaming pot...

It took no time. Just imagining this almost made Xiaoze Yumufeng collapse.

She suddenly realized that there was nothing more terrifying in the world than everyone having Zeng Xiaoxian's face.

If there is, then there are only two faces in the world, Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei. Then they get drunk, sleepwalk, and then...

Xiaoze shuddered again, and she looked at them intently again, feeling that it was her greatest luck to be able to see all of Youyou's faces now.

"Thanks, Mario, I feel much better now." Xiaoze Yumufeng said, patting his chest with a sigh of relief.

Seeing that his method successfully helped Xiaoze and Mufeng, Mario said happily: "Yeah, I told you it's very useful, Teacher Xian, you can also try it."

As he spoke, he looked at Xiaoxian in the suit expectantly.

Xiaoxian in a Suit: (⊙﹏⊙).

No, Mario, are you polite?

Before you proposed this idea, didn’t you think that... is there someone with that disgusting face you were talking about?

……

……

……

The atmosphere between the three people became subtle, and the considerate Xiaoze and Mufeng's habit of embarrassing others came back again.

"Teacher Xian..."

she called out timidly.

"fine."

Xiaoxian in a suit touched his face expressionlessly, and an ugly, stiff smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"If we ignore the small issue of possibly hurting your companions' self-esteem, then your method is indeed quite useful, Mario."

"Teacher Xian, that's not what I meant."

Mario waved his hands nervously and said, "Although you look exactly like Teacher Zeng, with small eyes, short legs, one arm longer than the other, and even the same ugly hairstyle..."

Xiaoxian in the suit listened to what Mario said, and his face became darker and darker.

He shouldn't expect to get anything good out of this guy whose mental age isn't even twelve.

If he wasn't unfamiliar with this dream world and needed help, he would have abandoned these two burdens long ago.

After all, as the opposite of Zeng Xiaoxian, Suit Xiaoxian is a guy who doesn't value friendship and bonds.

In his mind, so-called cooperation is no different from mutual exploitation.

Forget it, just put up with this idiot for a while.

He interrupted the other person helplessly: "Mario, just say [but]."

"Oh."

Mario nodded and said, "But you look much more handsome than Mr. Zeng."

"Gone?"

"Gone."

"that's it?"

"that's it."

"Depend on!"

Xiaoxian in a suit was very upset: "It took more than three minutes to insult someone, but it took less than three seconds to praise someone. You are really Mario."

Mario scratched his unusually large head and said, "Teacher Xian, it's not that I don't want to praise you, it's really..."

"That's enough Mario, I know!"

Xiaoxian in a suit covered his chest and stepped back repeatedly: "If you keep talking, I will really shut myself up."

"Oh." Mario nodded cutely.

"Ugh."

Xiaoxian in a suit sighed.

You have to know that in Zeng Xiaoxian's setting, he has to be a super, invincible and perfect man with both high IQ and high charm.

I didn’t expect that although my software was invincible, my body’s hardware couldn’t keep up.

Now even a Japanese plumber with a big belly and a moustache can laugh at himself without restraint.

It's so nasty!

How about letting Zeng Xiaoxian get a full face lift? Stretch his legs?

Anyway, he is the one who spends money and suffers.

"Let's go. We need to find a Youyou who looks pleasing to the eye and is easy to talk to, and then ask her what exactly is going on in this dream world?"

Xiaoxian in a suit actually wanted to complain about Mario's appearance and clothes, but considering the stability of this temporary team, he had to give up for the time being. He pointed at the flower-selling girl Youyou at the end of the street: "This is her, she looks the most beautiful and the most innocent."

Xiaoxian in a suit stepped forward, and Mario and Xiaoze followed behind him.

"Mario has a question."

Mario seems to enjoy walking and dancing: "If everyone has Yoyo's face, how can we find Yoyo?"

"I don't know, and it doesn't matter."

Xiaoxian in a suit answered Mario's question without even turning his head. His words were full of utilitarian logic: "Our goal was not to find Youyou. I'm only worried that Guan Gu and Ziqiao might also have a Youyou face.

"If that's the case, then we're in trouble."

The three of them walked towards Youyou, who was selling flowers. Xiaoze and Mufeng looked curiously at the ancient buildings on both sides of the road. She sighed, "We were just on the barren mountain, but we ended up here after just running a few steps.

“The dream world is truly magical.”

"This only shows that the distance in the dream world is not important and does not mean anything."

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Xiaoxian in a suit warned, "Also, dreams are disordered and chaotic. Xiaoze, don't just marvel at the magic of the dream world, but also be wary of possible accidents."

Xiaoze asked again: "Accident? For example?"

"for example……"

Xiaoxian in a suit was too lazy to turn around and talk to Xiaoze and Mufeng. He looked ahead and gave an example: "For example, a banana peel might suddenly appear under your feet. If you are not careful, you may slip."

As soon as he finished speaking, a banana peel appeared under Xiaoze Yumufeng's feet.

As expected, she stepped on it and slipped, falling on her butt.

"For example, someone might suddenly throw dirty water at you."

Before Xiaoze and Mufeng could get up again, Youyou, a street vendor, poured a basin of dirty water on her as if she was blind.

"It's also possible that someone might dislike you and suddenly stab you along the way."

Xiaoze and Mufeng were staring at the passers-by vigilantly, when she suddenly felt a sharp pain in her buttocks.

"what!"

Her eyes widened, she cried out in pain, and jumped up.

When she looked in astonishment at the ground where she had just sat, she saw a dagger shining with cold light and stained with blood being stabbed from the ground to the ground.

A Tuxingsun who was passing by slowly stretched out his hand from the ground, gave Xiaoze Mufeng the middle finger, then retracted his dagger and fled underground.

Xiaoxian and Mario in suits were walking forward on their own. Because of the unscientific nature of the dream world, they were now far away from Xiaoze and Mufeng, so they didn't hear her cry of pain at all.

Xiaoxian in the suit was still talking about the possible dangers in the dream world.

"Although these things are outrageous, they are not impossible in dreams, such as being suddenly burned by fire, struck by lightning, or blown away by someone's fart."

"So we must be very careful, because there might be..."

Xiaoze, who was blown away by a fart, fell heavily in front of Xiaoxian, who was in a suit.

She tore off the burning sleeves of her kimono, ignoring the fact that her hair had been struck by lightning and turned into standing antennas, and prostrated herself to Xiaoxian, who was wearing a suit in front of her, and pleaded.

"Teacher Xian, please stop talking!"

"...a meteorite will fall on your head,"

He subconsciously said what he hadn't said yet.

Xiaoze Yumufeng's face showed the despair common among Japanese housewives.

"やめて! (Ya Zhidie!)"

With a loud bang, a scarlet crystal meteorite more than two people tall and one person wide suddenly appeared in the sky above the three people's heads.

The meteorite burning with blazing flames smashed heavily towards...Mario at a speed that the three of them could not react to at all.

Mario, who had no idea what was happening, was crushed into a paper man by the meteorite, and the sound effects of Mario's death were heard all around.

Thump, thump, thump, thump, thump…

Xiaoxian in the suit looked at the red meteorite in astonishment as it fell from the sky, but it only flattened Mario and didn't even create a crack on the ground. He was completely stunned.

It turns out that there really are meteorites in the dream world!

After a long time, he turned around and looked at Xiaoze and Mu Feng spread his hands helplessly.

"See, I told you to be careful."

"Hey, Xiaoze, why did you become like this?"

If it is small, it will be bathed in the wind: (⊙⊙).

"Haha, hahahaha..." She smiled with a hopeless look.

She suddenly thought that it would be better for her to die with Mario, so that at least she would not suffer anymore in the future.

"Oh oh, Mario is dead again."

Mario, who was crushed into a paper man, turned into a point of light and disappeared, and a brand new Mario appeared in front of the two.

"Ding ding ding ding! Mario is back to life!"

The resurrected Mario raised his hands and shouted that he had returned.

As a popular game character whose cumulative deaths have reached at least ten digits, Mario doesn't care about death at all.

Fortunately, the one who was hit by the meteorite was Mario, a game character who was not afraid of death. If the meteorite had hit the remaining two fantasy partners, they would have fallen out of the dream because they realized that they were doomed to die.

After all, it is impossible for Xiaoxian and Ziqiao to have nothing better to do than to give their ordinary fantasy partners the outrageous attribute of immortality.

Through this death, Mario finally found a sense of adventure: "Oh, the dream world is really dangerous, but Mario is not afraid, Mario can use a cheat.

"Up and down, up and down, left and right, BABA!"

Xiaoxian in a suit complained: "This is a cheat for Contra. Mario, you went to the wrong set."

"Oh, so you guys want to eat the life-giving mushrooms?"

Mario conjured up two life-boosting mushrooms and handed them to the two of them: "Eat the life-boosting mushrooms and you'll get an extra life, but there are only eight life-boosting mushrooms in a game."

Xiaoxian in the suit's eyes lit up when he heard this. He finally began to like Mario.

He said that it would always be useful to have these two burdens with him!
The two imaginary friends were just about to eat the life-giving mushrooms given by Mario when they heard a childish voice coming from behind them.

"You're the ones who want to steal my sister's mushrooms?"

The three turned around in shock, only to see a little boy about eight years old wearing a golden hood, standing with his hands on his hips, glaring at them angrily.

This little boy is the only one they have seen so far who does not have a Yoyo face.

　I'm coming

　　Is the dream world very dangerous?

　　Xiaoxian in suit has a very dangerous mouth!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)