Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 510 Remember to give a good review after using it
Chapter 510 Remember to give a good review after using it
"What's unreasonable about this?"
Xiao Nanfeng shrugged: "We are twin siblings, and the Flame Dragon Knight and Little Red Riding Hood are both red, so this makes sense."
"Then why do you go out of your way to emphasize that you have a golden hood?"
"Obviously, of course, it's because my golden hood is so cool~~~ah."
Xiaoxian in the suit looked embarrassed and sneered, "What a ridiculous excuse this is."
"This is just a normal way for children to show off. Uncle, have you not been a child for too long or do you have no childhood at all?"
Xiao Nanfeng said this and looked at Xiaoxian again, who was in a disheveled suit. After a while, a look of realization appeared on his face.
"An only child born in an area with strong clan values?
"Do your parents like to compare you with other children, for example, comparing your study with children with good grades, your social skills with outgoing children, or your consideration for parents with sensible and careful children?
"Are they eager to make you the best and most versatile child within their knowledge, and then use your excellence as a capital to show off to their relatives and friends?"
Xiao Nanfeng muttered to himself, "So it seems normal for you to not have a childhood, uncle."
Xiaoxian in the suit was stunned when he heard this, and his eyes instantly became gloomy.
"How do you know these things?"
"I guessed it.
Xiao Nanfeng stuck out her tongue and said, "It doesn't matter if I guess wrong, I'm just a child after all, who would bother with a child?
"But I didn't expect that I would guess them all right at once this time. It seems that I will soon be able to guess why Dad has been unhappy."
"Your guess is really accurate!" he replied gritting his teeth.
You have to know that naughty kids are annoying creatures in the first place, and naughty kids like Xiao Nanfeng who are smart and like to mess with people's mentality are even more annoying.
Xiaoxian in a suit took a vicious bite of the life-saving mushroom in his hand, and then sucked the whole mushroom into his mouth like jelly.
"Uncle, you are the most typical one." Xiao Nanfeng continued to complain unscrupulously, "Your whole personality is written with [I am excellent, I must be excellent, I have to be excellent], even if I want to pretend not to see it, I can't."
"you!"
"Teacher Xian."
Xiaoze and Mufeng were afraid that the two would start arguing again, so she quickly turned her head to look at Xiaoxian in the suit.
"Didn't you agree that I would be responsible for this matter?"
Xiaoxian in the suit snorted, but just silently took a few steps back to express his attitude of concession.
Even though he was as narcissistic as he was, he didn't think he could compare to Ziqiao's imaginary partner when it came to communicating with people.
Especially when the other party is a naughty kid who doesn't make sense and doesn't follow logic!
Seeing Xiaoxian in the suit give in, Xiaoze and Mufeng looked at Xiaonanfeng again. She said gently, "Nan...Flame Dragon Knight, are you sure you want us to call you that?"
Although she is just an ordinary housewife in the setting, she is still a little special as Ziqiao's fantasy partner Xiaoze Youmufeng.
For example, her unparalleled appeal to the opposite sex.
Although Nanfeng is just a child now and not a complete opposite sex, it is enough if you just want him to have a certain degree of affection for you.
Under the influence of Xiaoze and Mufeng's opposite sex attraction, the naughty child Xiaonanfeng nodded, and his attitude was obviously much better than that towards Xiaoxian in the suit just now: "Sister Xiaoze, just call me Flame Dragon Man."
"Okay, Flame Dragon Man."
Although she felt that this title was very shameful, she still respected Xiao Nanfeng’s wishes: “Flame Dragon Knight, you must have misunderstood, we didn’t want to steal your sister’s mushrooms.
"Just now it was just because your sister looked very similar to one of our friends, and we mistook her for someone else, which led to her misunderstanding."
"is it?"
Xiao Nanfeng snorted. Although he felt that the elder sister in front of him was very gentle and kind, he did not quite believe what she said.
"If that's the case, then what do you two say about the mushrooms in your hands?"
The two men lowered their heads when they heard this, and then they remembered that they were still holding Mario's life-saving mushroom in their hands.
So it seems that the reason why Xiao Nanfeng was so unfriendly to them from the beginning and his words were full of sarcasm and ridicule was because he had found the "evidence".
Isn’t this too coincidental?
Xiaoze Mufeng gave a helpless bitter smile.
Fortunately, as long as we know why Xiao Nanfeng is so hostile to them, this problem can be easily solved.
"Flame Dragon Knight, you misunderstood. These are not the mushrooms we stole from Little Red Riding Hood. We transformed them ourselves."
As she spoke, she looked at Mario and kept winking at him.
"Ah?"
The cute Mario looked confused.
Xiaoze sighed again. She gave up the hint and said directly, "I want you to turn into a mushroom on the spot for him to see... Don't want a life-threatening mushroom, just a normal big mushroom."
"Ok."
Mario nodded, then conjured up a mushroom as big as his head.
As we all know, the head of game characters like Mario is much larger than that of normal people, so the mushroom he is holding at this moment is also unusually large.
Wow!
When Xiao Nanfeng saw Mario conjure up such a big mushroom, he immediately exclaimed: "What a big mushroom."
Xiaoze Mufeng waved his hand again and asked Mario to hand over the mushroom in his hand.
She ate the life-giving mushroom in her hand first, then took Mario's giant mushroom and gave it to Nanfeng, smiling and saying, "If we give this super-large mushroom to you and your sister, can you believe that we didn't steal your sister's mushroom?"
"Give it to us?"
Xiao Nanfeng seemed very surprised. He clapped his hands happily and said, "That's great. Such a big mushroom has been used as a birthday gift for Master Zhang. Master Zhang will definitely like it very much."
Xiao Ze and Mu Feng subconsciously asked: "Who is Master Zhang?"
Xiaoxian in a suit seemed to be thinking about something.
Although he hated Nanfeng, the naughty kid, he never gave up the idea of getting more information from Nanfeng. He suddenly remembered what Little Red Riding Hood Youyou said before.
"This is at the foot of Mount Wudang. This is not a place where you perverts can run wild!"
Wudang Mountain, Zhang Zhenren, birthday gift, or ancient background...
Xiaoxian in the suit let out a breath, and even his depressed mood improved a lot.
He finally understood the basic setting of this dream world. This must be the world of "The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber"!
Xiao Nanfeng looked at the three people in front of him in surprise: "You don't even know Master Zhang? Master Zhang is the founder of the Wudang Sect, the master of the Seven Wudang Masters, and the best martial artist in the world..."
Xiaoxian in the suit nodded contentedly. This was indeed the world of “The Heaven Sword and Dragon Saber”. That Master Zhang must be Zhang Sanfeng!
"Zhang Yifei, the best martial artist in the world, Master Zhang!"
Xiaoxian in the suit was struck by lightning. He once again felt like his IQ was being rubbed to the ground.
He is so stupid, really so stupid.
Even if I knew what kind of world this was, would the dream world develop according to the story that had already been written in reality?
So why on earth do I have to set the game in an ancient dream world that has both the Flame Dragon Knight and Little Red Riding Hood?
"Yifei?"
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Compared to the distraught Xiaoxian in a suit, Mario and Xiaoze and Mufeng were very surprised after hearing this familiar name.
Although their top priority now is to find Guan Gu and Zi Qiao, since Yi Fei has appeared, it is only a matter of time before others appear.
Nan Feng gestured to the two of them and whispered, "This is Wudang Mountain. You must all respectfully call her Master Zhang or Master Yifei, otherwise..."
"What would happen?" Mario asked.
"Otherwise she'll teach you a lesson with her flash!"
Perhaps because the misunderstanding was resolved, or perhaps because he got such a big mushroom for no reason, Xiao Nanfeng's attitude obviously improved.
He covered his mouth and whispered, "Master Zhang has a bad temper. You must be careful."
"We know." Mario and Xiaoze and Mufeng answered in unison.
There should be no one in this world who understands Yifei's bad temper better than them.
"besides……"
Xiao Nanfeng seemed a little hesitant, but finally said: "Wudang Mountain has been in turmoil these days, so outsiders like you should leave as soon as possible."
"Cough cough cough..."
Xiaoxian in the suit coughed a few times and signaled Xiaoze and Mufeng with his eyes to take this opportunity to ask Nanfeng some questions.
After experiencing so many illogical twists and turns, he now understands that it is completely useless to rely on known information and inherent logic to reason and analyze in dreams.
As the saying goes, if you can't beat them, just join them. Xiaoxian in the suit simply put his own brain aside and gave up thinking and questioning, and everything was based on the information in the dream.
Xiao Nanfeng said that he and Youyou are twins, so they are twins. He said his name is Flame Dragon Man, so he is called Flame Dragon Man.
Now, don’t even mention that there is a Zhang Yifei living in Wudang, he would believe it even if he said Zeng Xiaoxian is Yifei’s grandson!
As Xiaoxian in the suit was thinking this, a shrill cry for help suddenly came from the crowd on the street.
"Help! Two perverts are trying to kidnap a child!!!"
A familiar figure was running desperately towards their direction, shouting at the top of his lungs.
"Help me! There's a weird guy trying to commit a crime!!!"
"Call 110 quickly!!!"
Xiaoze, Mufeng and Mario's eyes lit up instantly when they heard the familiar voice, while Xiaoxian in the suit held his forehead with his hand in pain.
He didn't even need to look back, as he could already tell from the cry for help who the guy who was running away was.
Because that sound is so fucking cheap!
"Teacher Zeng!"
Mario and Xiaoze were overjoyed when they saw Zeng Xiaoxian, who was wearing coarse linen clothes.
Compared to the completely different Xiao Nanfeng, Zeng Xiaoxian's familiar face, his mean voice, and his signature eyebrow dance while he was running away are so relatable.
"cut."
Xiaoxian in a suit snorted in disgust.
He finally didn't have to stay with this idiot for a while, but he didn't expect his happiness to end so quickly.
Can't we be apart for a while?
Xiaoxian in the suit was very dissatisfied, but seeing the idiot Zeng Xiaoxian running for his life, he couldn't pretend not to see it.
Zeng Xiaoxian was still shouting for help at this time. The Yoyos who were coming and going in an endless stream were stunned for a few seconds after hearing his call for help, and then...
Then they fled in an organized and disciplined manner. Before the three fantasy partners could even react to what was happening, all the Yoyos had disappeared.
Zeng Xiaoxian, who was running away, exclaimed: "Damn, you ran so fast? How did you do it?
"No, couldn't you take me with you when you escape?"
boom!
The door of the coffin shop next door suddenly opened, and a white-haired, skinny man, hunched over, threw a coffin onto the street.
"Poor kid, this is for you. You're welcome."
The owner of the coffin shop closed the door slowly and quickly, and her old voice came into Zeng Xiaoxian through the closed door.
"Remember to give a good review after using it!"
Come come come'
Pigeon, I'm back!
(End of this chapter)
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