Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 543: Opposite-sex Friendship Development Plan

Guan Gu and Curry Sauce saw that Ziqiao's face was flushed red, the veins on his forehead were bulging and clearly visible, and his legs were still shaking uncontrollably. It was obvious that he couldn't hold on for much longer.

Seeing this, the two of them hurried over.

They were not worried that anything would happen to Ziqiao. He insisted on drinking every day, sleeping for four hours, and occasionally wagging his tail like a dragon and galloping on a horse. He even dared to pretend to be cool in front of beautiful women. If something really happened to him, he deserved it.

Guan Gu and Curry Sauce were worried that if Ziqiao stumbled and fell down himself, it would be fine, but he would cause the dizzy Meijia to fall down too. That would be a sin.

Meijia’s IQ is not high to begin with. If she bumps into something and hits her head, she won’t even be able to recite the multiplication table, even “one seven equals seven”.

Guan Gu protected Meijia with both hands and lifted her down from Ziqiao's shoulders to stand still. Out of humanitarianism, Curry supported the staggering Ziqiao to prevent him from falling.

Meijia, who was dizzy because of Ziqiao, staggered as she walked. She pointed at Guan Gu's empty head and said with a silly smile, "Wow, Guan Gu, there are so many stars on your head."

"Meijia, you should take a rest first."

Seeing that she was confused when she spoke, Guan Gu quickly helped Meijia to the wall and let her lean against it to rest.

Ziqiao paid the price for his stubbornness. He covered his old waist, bared his teeth and growled in pain: "It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"

Curry Sauce curled her lips and said, "You deserve it. Who told you to act cool just because other beautiful women are pretty?"

"Shh!"

Ziqiao quickly covered Curry Sauce's mouth: "Be quiet, she will hear it."

Curry Sauce brushed aside Ziqiao's hand and said, "That beautiful lady would have gone to the bathroom a long time ago. Otherwise, you would have been daydreaming if you wanted to flirt with her with your kidney-deficient look just now."

"Yo ho?"

Ziqiao said stubbornly, "How can you, a little brat, be so sure that I want to pick her up?"

Curry helped Zi Qiao straighten his flamboyant white suit and pointed at the red rose on his chest. "I'm young, but I'm not blind. The way you dress now is not as flamboyant as a peacock."

"Yes."

Guan Gu chimed in, “The beautiful girl called you Xiaobu instead of Ziqiao, and I knew she wasn’t familiar with you.

"Even so, you took the initiative to invite her to sit in our suite. Not to mention us, even Jiang Elbow can see that you must be planning something bad to this beautiful woman."

"Wang!"

Jiang Elbow, who was quietly playing ball in the living room, nodded.

"What are you talking about? What kind of words are you talking about!"

Ziqiao subconsciously wanted to straighten his back and argue, but the severe pain in his waist made him gasp in pain.

Even so, he still said stubbornly: "If I hadn't spoken just now, Guan Gu, wouldn't you have wanted to invite her over to sit with you? Could it be that you have bad intentions towards her?"

Guan Gu was frightened by Ziqiao's words. It would be terrible if Youyou heard it.

"I was just being polite!"

"Zi Qiao, you are different. There is an old Chinese saying that goes, 'If someone offers his penis to you for no reason, he is not a traitor...'"

"Sekiya!"

Curry Sauce and Ziqiao's faces changed drastically, and they quickly corrected him: "It's courtesy, it's courtesy!"

"is it?"

Guan Gu scratched his head in confusion: "But doesn't the second half of the sentence say that he is either a traitor or a guide? This person is both a traitor and a guide, no matter how you look at it, it should be..."

"It's courtesy, it's courtesy!"

Curry Sauce blushed and corrected again: "And the second half of the sentence is not either a traitor or a guide, but either a traitor or a thief.

"Adultery is the cunning kind of rapist, not the adulterous kind; theft is the theft, not the thief..."

She waved her hand halfway through her sentence: "Forget it, I'd better go back to the bedroom to change clothes. The milk just spilled all over me."

Seeing Curry Sauce blushing and hurriedly walking towards her bedroom, Guan Gu muttered curiously: "What's wrong with Curry Sauce? Isn't she an experienced driver?"

"Just like Yu Mo, he has great achievements but low defense and is thin-skinned."

Ziqiao spread his hands and explained cheerfully, "Not all experienced people in this world are as shameless as Nanfeng and Meijia. You tell them a dirty joke and they can tell you a stronger one right after you tell them a dirty joke."

"Souga."

Guan Gu nodded as if he understood, then he turned around and saw Ziqiao, who had a look of amorous feelings on his face.

Guan Gu frowned: "Zi Qiao, you are not really planning to pick up girls in our apartment?"

"Yes what's the matter?"

Ziqiao covered his mouth and whispered, "I have approached Yanyan twice before, and she ignored me every time. Today I am lucky enough that she came to me on her own initiative, so how could I miss it?"

He held his waist and boasted to Guan Gu with a smug look on his face: "As the saying goes, things never happen more than three times. Guan Gu, just wait and see. This time I will definitely take her down."

"I don't want to see you do this at all."

Guan Gu dissuaded him, “Yan Yan has already said that she is a friend of 3601, no matter who her friends are or how close their friendship is.

"Out of humanitarian considerations, Yifei, Zhanbo, and Mr. Zeng will not agree to let you date their friends.

"If you really do that, aren't you afraid that they will puncture your tires?"

"hiss……"

Ziqiao was immediately in a dilemma: "Guan Gu, what you said does make sense. It is indeed very risky to date a friend of a friend... But this Yanyan is really beautiful.

"She really is that kind of person..."

He made an S-shaped gesture towards Guan Gu and said, "Guan Gu, don't you think she is not only pretty, but also has a pretty amazing figure?"

"Forehead……"

Guan Gu paused, then said seriously: "Actually it's just like that. It depends on who you compare yourself with."

"What if I compare it to my aunt?"

Guan Gu said honestly: "Youyou is no match at all."

"Ha, man!"

Mika didn't know when she slowly woke up from the unbearable dizziness. She leaned against the wall and spat at the two of them with contempt.

Guan Gu felt a little embarrassed when he heard this, but Ziqiao looked disapproving.

Suddenly, Ziqiao seemed to think of something. He raised his head and looked around: "By the way, where is my aunt? Normally, wouldn't she have come over to hang out with you at this time?"

Guan Gu frowned and stared at Zi Qiao with a bit of dissatisfaction: "You spend all day thinking about chatting up beautiful women. Can you please pay more attention to your own aunt?"

He hummed and continued to explain: "Youyou went to an audition for a drama today and will probably be back in the evening."

"interview?"

Zi Qiao raised his eyebrows in surprise: "Are you sure?"

Meijia opened her mouth slightly when she heard this, with a look of surprise on her face: "Has the side effect of Youyou's speech disorder healed?"

"This is not."

Ziqiao and Meijia became even more confused.

Since Youyou is not well yet, why is she attending the drama audition?
Sleeping Beauty? Poisoned Snow White? Or a Yumo version of the Flower Fairy?
Facing the two people's puzzled eyes, Guan Gu continued, "I heard Youyou say before that he was going to remake Shakespeare's play. Although I like Shakespeare very much, but according to Youyou... the script written by this guy does not have a single human language in the whole text.

"So she thinks she can still give it a try in her current state. The worst that can happen is that she will fail the interview."

"alright."

Ziqiao shrugged and leaned next to Meijia casually. He got back to the point: "So I really can't flirt with Yanyan?"

"What do you say?"

Guan Gu and Mei Jia stared at Zi Qiao expressionlessly.

Ziqiao compromised decisively and said, "Okay, okay, if you don't want to flirt with me, then don't flirt with me. I, Lu Xiaobu, don't need a beauty like this."

The two of them nodded in satisfaction.

However, after a while, Zi Qiao quickly asked unwillingly, "Then it's okay for me to improve my impression of you, right?"

Guan Gu: (⊙﹏⊙).

Meijia: (⊙﹏⊙). Meijia smiled coldly and revealed the truth: "Since you don't plan to flirt with her, what's the point of trying to gain her favor?"

"Well..."

Ziqiao leaned slightly towards Meijia. He tilted his head and said hesitantly, "Isn't it possible for me to improve my impression just to be friends?"

"As friends?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Guan Gu and Mika burst into laughter.

What Ziqiao couldn't accept the most in his life was other people's contemptuous smiles. This kind of smile seemed to say, "Just you? Lu Ziqiao?"

He immediately stiffened his neck and asked in dissatisfaction: "Why, can't I make friends?"

"Zi Qiao, it's not that you can't make friends, it's that you can't make friends of the opposite sex."

Guan Gu leaned on Zi Qiao and teased, "If you don't believe me, just count them yourself. Apart from the girls in our apartment, how many friends of the opposite sex do you have?"

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"I don't have many friends of the opposite sex."

Ziqiao smiled contemptuously, but Guan Gu's next words petrified him instantly.

"I'm talking about friends of the opposite sex with whom you have never dated or had any relationship beyond friendship."

"hiss……"

He rolled his eyes and tried to search his database for a friend of the opposite sex who matched Guan Gu's description.

As a result, Ziqiao almost burned out his CPU, but still couldn't find such a pure friend of the opposite sex.

"Fuck, what is this!"

Ziqiao was immediately dissatisfied. He thought that he, Lu Ziqiao, had a wide circle of friends, but it turned out that he didn't even have an ordinary friend of the opposite sex.

"Normal." Meijia said sarcastically, "For a hungry wolf like you, the meat is already in front of you, so why wouldn't you eat it?"

"Are you challenging me?"

"Ah?" Mika looked confused.

"Very good, I accept your challenge!"

Ziqiao clapped his hands and said confidently, "I've decided. Today, Yanyan is my first step towards making friends of the opposite sex other than the girls in your apartment.

"I will definitely be just an ordinary friend to her for you guys to see!"

Guan Gu and Meijia looked at each other, shrugged helplessly, and were both speechless about Ziqiao's competitive spirit.

But it’s better this way, at least Ziqiao won’t always be thinking about flirting with Yanyan, and the two of them have helped the beautiful girl solve a big problem.

Guan Gu took out his cell phone, checked the time, then touched his hungry stomach and decided to go out to find food.

Originally, the meals of Room 3602 had been taken care of by Mei Jia, the life assistant, but now she and Zi Qiao couldn't be too far away. To be on the safe side, Nan Feng and Xiao Hei specifically told them to try not to go out in the next few days.

It just so happened that Guan Gu had nothing else to do recently, so he might as well help everyone solve the food problem.

"Okay, you guys entertain this friend from 3601. I'll go bring breakfast for everyone and buy some food."

Guan Gu said this and walked towards the gate of 3602, and soon disappeared.

Ziqiao stood up straight, adjusted his suit and hairstyle, and prepared to try his best to impress Yanyan and make friends with her.

He took out the men's perfume spray from his pocket and sprayed it again, then said with a lewd smile towards the toilet: "Wait, brother, I'm here to make friends with you!"

Ziqiao, who was determined to win, held his head high, held his waist, and walked towards the sofa with big strides.

However, he only took two steps when his whole body suddenly felt numb as if an electric shock had occurred. Ziqiao's legs went weak and he sat down on the ground.

Fortunately, Ziqiao reacted quickly, and took advantage of the inertia of falling to roll backwards, thus returning to the maximum range of him and Meijia.

Ziqiao looked back in surprise, only to see Meijia still leaning against the wall, not walking towards him at all.

Ziqiao was very confused: "Chen Meijia, are you stupid? Why don't you leave?"

"I'm going to kill you with a mouthful of salt soda, you're the fool!"

Meijia, who was also shocked, looked nonchalant: "Please understand, it is you who want to make friends with Yanyan, not me who wants to make friends with her.

"If you want to leave, then go. Why should I leave?"

Zi Qiao asked with a smile: "Do you like being electrocuted so much?"

Meijia is now clearly trying to make Ziqiao unhappy: "It's okay, I don't care, anyway I can't fall down leaning against the wall.

"If you're really that good, just stand at the door and make friends with her."

"Don't make trouble."

Ziqiao glanced at Meijia and asked bluntly, "Just tell me what you want?"

"What do I want?"

Mika snorted, a smug smile on her lips: "When you carried me on your shoulders and ran around just now, you didn't consider what I wanted to do. Later, when you used me as a barbell to do squats, you didn't consider what I wanted to do.

"Now you want to make friends with beautiful women, and you ask me what I want?"

"I want to lean here now, what do you think?"

Ziqiao understood now that she was angry about this matter. He had thought that Meijia was simply jealous of him for trying to win the favor of other girls.

cut

He stood up helplessly and walked towards Meijia. When he got in front of Meijia, he raised a finger and said, "Can I buy you a whole can of lollipops as compensation?"

Meijia leaned forward slightly. "You don't think you can get rid of me with a can of lollipops?"

"Then what do you want?"

She smiled sweetly, but her words were very daring.

"I want you to pay me one month's rent... No, three months!
"That's not right, half a year!"

Zi Qiao sneered, "No, three months at most."

Meijia rejected it without thinking: "No, at least five months!"

"No, two months!"

"No, four months!"

"No, one month!"

"No, three months!"

"No, half a month!"

"No, one month!"

Ziqiao clapped his hands and said, "Deal, just one month."

"what?"

Before Meijia could figure out what was going on, she began to count on her fingers: "One seven equals seven, two sevens equals forty-eight, March 8th is Women's Day, May 1st is Labor Day, June 1st is Children's Day..."

Ziqiao crossed his arms and watched her happily recite the multiplication table for a long time.

Finally, Mika pouted and said aggrievedly: "No, how did it become a month?"

"Okay, forget it."

Ziqiao smiled and pulled Meijia towards the sofa, promising: "At worst, I can treat you to a barbecue."

Meijia's eyes lit up, and she blinked her big watery eyes and asked, "What about the can of lollipops you just mentioned..."

Ziqiao shook his head helplessly.

"it is good."

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)