Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 687: Zhang Wei's System Crash

"Fifty thousand dollars?!"

Ziqiao and Guan Gu exclaimed in shock, and they almost dropped the wine glasses in their hands.

Guan Gu put the wine glass in his hand on the bar, and he asked Nan Feng again, "Nan Feng, are you sure you really won 50,000 yuan?"

You know, this is 50,000 yuan, 50,000 yuan!

In the entire apartment, only Nanfeng and Yumo have a stable monthly income of more than 50,000 yuan. Guan Gu's own monthly income fluctuates around 50,000 yuan.

Guan Gu would not be jealous no matter how much money Nanfeng made, but when he could earn a month's salary from a scratch-off ticket, he was really jealous.

As for Ziqiao...he was now even more jealous that he could eat a whole lemon without feeling sour.

fifty thousand?

The views of his own courtship tutorial have not even reached 50,000, but Nanfeng won 50,000 just by sending Zhang Wei to a wedding?

Could it be that... this is the legendary good things happening to good people?
"of course."

Nan Feng took out his cell phone and showed it to Guan Gu and Zi Qiao: "On the way back, we stopped by the lottery center to redeem the prize. Look, this is the bank's remittance information."

Upon hearing this, the two of them immediately stretched their necks and stared carefully at Nanfeng's phone screen.

Guan Gu adjusted his glasses and counted carefully: "Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands, one hundred thousand... Isn't this half a million?"

"Fifty……"

Ziqiao subconsciously wanted to scream loudly, but when he glanced at the mixed crowd in the bar, he reached out and covered his mouth tightly with his hand.

He lowered his voice and asked, "What's going on? Could it be that the staff made a mistake in redeeming the prize and transferred 50,000 yuan to 500,000 yuan?"

"Oh?"

Nan Feng took the phone and took a look at it. He suddenly said, "No, I made the 500,000 yuan by myself. The remittance information below is just my luck. I won the prize for free."

Ziqiao: (⊙﹏⊙)...

Guan Gu: (⊙﹏⊙)...

What you said... is really too ridiculous!

【In the inner world.】

[Zi Qiao and Guan Gu turned around and looked at Nan Feng, who was tied to a chair and stuffed in his mouth with Zhang Wei's smelly socks.]

[The two men laughed strangely and untied their belts amid Nanfeng's horrified gaze and sobbing.]

【Snapped! 】

【Let you show off! 】

【Snapped! 】

【Let you show off your wealth! 】

【Snapped! 】

【Let you stimulate us! 】

【Snapped! 】

[Let you... Never mind, you deserve to be beaten anyway!!!]

Nanfeng saw that Ziqiao and Guan Gu's eyes were gradually becoming weird and obscene. He was stunned and took a few steps back timidly.

"What do you want to do?"

Ziqiao said with an unhappy look on his face: "Nanfeng, did you come here on purpose to show off your wealth to us?"

He snorted, "Then you've found the wrong person. I've never been afraid of someone showing off their wealth to me.

"I've seen a lot of rich guys, but how many poor guys like me have you seen?"

Ziqiao tried to act cool in front of Nanfeng: "Do you understand what it means that things are valuable because they are scarce, you bastard!"

"Oh……"

Nanfeng blinked his eyes. He knew that he might be beaten, but he still couldn't help but be naughty.

"So 500,000... is that considered showing off your wealth?

"Depend on!"

Ziqiao and Guan Gu spat at Nanfeng viciously.

The two looked at each other and shouted at the same time: "Beat him!"

"Hey Hey hey!"

Nan Feng retreated again and again: "Let's talk it over nicely, don't be impulsive.

"Besides, this is a bar. If you accidentally spill some alcohol, I won't compensate you even if I win the prize!"

"hiss……"

Zi Qiao gasped: "How dare you mention winning the prize and money!"

He turned around and shouted to Zhang Wei, "Zhang Wei, come on together! Beat him up!"

"Zhang Wei."

"Zhang Wei?"

"Zhang Wei!"

Zhang Wei turned a deaf ear to him. He opened his mouth wide and looked up at the sky with lifeless eyes.

Ziqiao and Guan Gu were stunned for a moment. Guan Gu tentatively stepped forward and gently pushed Zhang Wei, but Zhang Wei actually fell straight to the side.

"Zhang Wei!"

Nanfeng and Ziqiao were quick-witted and rushed forward to hold back Zhang Wei who was about to fall.

The two men carefully helped Zhang Wei up, and Ziqiao waved his hand in front of him again.

"Oh my God."

Ziqiao poked Zhang Wei's dark face and said, "I originally thought he didn't want to talk to me because he was sad, but now it seems that he is too sad and his brain has completely shut down."

Nan Feng stroked his chin and looked at Zhang Wei carefully with an inquiring gaze: "He is indeed in a very bad state now. I have never seen Zhang Wei so sad since Zi Qiao flirted with Xiao Li."

He frowned slightly: "This shouldn't be the case. Zhang Wei was able to go into the bar with me just now."

"Could it be that... my thank you just now irritated him?"

Ziqiao and Guan Gu nodded repeatedly. At the moment, there was no other possibility.

"What should I do?!!"

Nan Feng shook Zhang Wei, and seeing that he was still standing straight, he started to panic: "Zhang Wei is usually very determined, so he shouldn't be so vulnerable to the blow, right?"

"What do you say?"

Ziqiao snorted, "This is Zhang Wei, a guy you can make do whatever you want for fifty bucks.

"As a result, he has lost 50,000 yuan in vain. Not to mention the downtime, it's already good enough that he is not overwhelmed with grief."

"Wait, what do you mean by losing fifty thousand dollars for nothing?"

Nan Feng's eyes widened: "The car is mine, I paid for the gas myself, and the scratch ticket should be mine whether I win or not.

"I asked him to pay for the gas, but he was too stingy to pay."

"That's why I lost 50,000 yuan in vain."

Seeing Zhang Wei's miserable state, Ziqiao was obviously concerned about him, but he couldn't help but laugh at him: "Zhang Wei is just picking up sesame seeds and losing watermelons. It's normal for him to be overly sad with his personality."

"What should I do?"

Nan Feng suggested, "How about I just knock Zhang Wei out with a knife and let him shut down and restart himself?"

Guan Gu refused, "No, what if shutting down and restarting the computer doesn't work, and Zhang Wei's logic system completely crashes?"

"Let me try it first."

Ziqiao pretended to point casually at Zhang Wei's feet and said, "Hey, who lost this hundred yuan?"

Zhang Wei remained dumbfounded.

Zi Qiao scratched his head when he saw this. "This shouldn't be the case. Normally, when I call out to him like this, Zhang Wei would want to grow eight legs and run over to me. Why doesn't it work now?"

Guan Gu curled his lips and looked at Zi Qiao with disdain: "Because now for Zhang Wei, it's like he just lost 50,000 yuan for nothing."

"Oh."

Ziqiao suddenly realized: "Then should I say who lost the 50,000 yuan?"

"It's useless. If it's over 500 yuan, Zhang Wei will start looking for the owner."

Guan Gu took a step forward and said, "Let me try it too."

He grabbed Zhang Wei's ears and shouted loudly.

"Zhang~~~Wei~~~!!!"

It’s true that Guan Gu’s roar is quite effective.

Except for Zhang Wei who was still dumbfounded, the entire Sunny Day Bar was in a commotion due to the sudden shouting. Seeing this, Zi Qiao clasped his hands together and apologized to the dissatisfied bar guests around him.

Nan Feng covered his ears and said grimly, "Guan Gu, next time you suddenly yell like this, can you please tell me in advance?"

"Um……"

Guan Gu ignored Nan Feng. He just looked at Zhang Wei, frowned, and nodded: "I understand."

After apologizing to the bar patrons, Ziqiao turned around and asked, "Guan Gu, do you have a new idea to wake up Zhang Wei?"

“No, I just saw that Zhang Wei’s ears were full of earwax when I pulled his ears just now.

"No wonder I shouted so loudly just now, but he didn't react at all."

"Alas……"

Nanfeng and Ziqiao looked disgusted.

Nan Feng, who has a mysophobia, got goose bumps all over his body: "Do we have to clean out Zhang Wei's ears first if we want to wake him up?

"That's so disgusting!"

He grumbled in a low voice: "It's no use trying blindly. Isn't there someone among us who has some insights into this aspect of brain failure?"

"what?"

Nan Feng suddenly had an idea, and he clapped his hands and said, "I actually thought of someone who has a lot of insights into brain failure."

Ziqiao and Guan Gu subconsciously asked, "Who?"

……

"me?"

3604. After Zeng Xiaoxian listened to what Nanfeng and the other two said, he pointed at himself expressionlessly.

"So in your eyes, I look like someone whose brain is always crashing?"

Nanfeng and the other two looked at each other in surprise when they heard this.

Guan Gu said, "Teacher Zeng, you are not 'like', you are clearly this kind of person."

Nan Feng nodded. "You have a system downtime once every five days and a system crash once every half a month. If your brain could be replaced, we would have replaced the old single-threaded CPU in your head with a new one."

Zeng Xiaoxian half-believed and half-doubted: "Is it really that exaggerated? I don't have any impression of it at all."

"Nonsense, you were in a daze at the time, what can you remember?"

Ziqiao snapped his fingers and said, "Teacher Zeng, let us help you recall it."

……

On a certain day and night of a certain year, 3603, Nanfeng, Yifei, Xiaoxian, Ziqiao and Zhanbo were playing League of Legends together.

Before the game started, Nan Feng specifically told him, "Zi Qiao, just play the top laner who can withstand pressure. If you can't beat the opponent, just hide in the bushes and act cowardly. This is the same strategy no matter what game you play.

"Yifei, Mr. Zeng, you two in the bottom lane need to develop quietly. Once Zhanbo and I, the mid and jungle duo, get on with the rhythm, we can lead you two to kill people."

"Do you have confidence?"

"Have!"

Although Nanfeng's idea was good, his screams echoed throughout 3603 just ten minutes into the game.

"Zi Qiao, I asked you to squat in the grass and act cowardly, but I didn't let you gain any experience at all!
"Level 4 vs. Level 8, Lord Lu Bu, are you trying to show off to us your big foster father?!"

"Yifei! Don't be impulsive! Run!
"You can't beat the three of them alone, hurry up, Yifei!
"Can you operate it? If you can't, go away!"

"Teacher Zeng, as an assistant, you either have to go up and die, or go home quickly. What's the point of dancing in the same place?!!"

"Teacher Zeng? Teacher Zeng!"

The Nanfeng group that was wiped out took off their headphones and turned to look at Zeng Xiaoxian who was standing beside them.

His eyes were wide open and a drop of crystal clear saliva hung from the corner of his mouth.

Everyone looked at each other.

Yifei, who was next to Xiaoxian, first touched his laptop, then reached out and touched Xiaoxian's head, which was slightly hot.

"Confirmed. This guy's brain is hotter than his computer."

Nan Feng said helplessly: "In this case, after Teacher Zeng wakes up, let's team up and play connect the dots."

"agree!"

……

At noon on a certain day of a certain month of a certain year, everyone gathered together for lunch.

Yu Mo complained casually: "My mother has been forcing me to go on blind dates recently. It's so annoying."

"Tsk, what's the matter?"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled and said: "Your mother..."

Yu Mo was immediately displeased when he heard this: "Teacher Zeng, why are you suddenly scolding me?"

Everyone looked up and saw Xiaoxian still maintaining the "forcing" action, and everyone habitually chose to ignore it.

"I think I'm almost full."

Yifei waved her hand in front of Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes. Seeing that he didn't react at all, she quickly pushed most of the rice in her bowl into his bowl.

"Don't waste it, don't waste it."

She considerately used a spoon to compact the rice in Xiaoxian's bowl, and covered it with a layer of vegetable leaves that no one wanted to eat because it was too salty.

"Shh!"

Yifei raised her index finger to remind everyone.

Everyone nodded and continued to eat in silence.

After a while...

"...If I force you to go on a blind date, why don't you just say you don't like humans?"

Zeng Xiaoxian obviously thought he had come up with a good idea. He took a bite of the food in his bowl without even looking at it.

next moment.

Xiaoxian instinctively turned his head and spat out all the food in his mouth: "What's going on? Why is this food so salty!"

He opened his eyes and saw Yifei, whose face was covered with vegetable leaves and rice grains. He was almost frightened to death.

"Yifei, Yifei, are you okay, Yifei?"

Xiaoxian said these words of concern to Yifei, but his legs became weak and he kept backing away.

"Yifei, I didn't mean it. Yifei, you must stay calm!"

"It's okay, I'm fine."

It was all her own fault. Unable to express her pain, Yifei wiped the vegetable leaves and rice grains off her face with an expressionless face.

She took a deep breath, then gritted her teeth and said, "I'll go wash my face first."

Xiaoxian was stunned when he saw Yifei, who did not get angry enough to slam the table, but turned around calmly to wash her face.

After a long while, Zeng Xiaoxian, still frightened, patted his chest and asked, "Yifei is in a good mood today?"

Everyone was busy eating, but they couldn't help laughing.

……

……

……

"What?!!"

After listening to a series of his own downtime experiences, Zeng Xiaoxian was completely stunned: "So I often freeze up for no apparent reason like this?"

"It shouldn't be considered inexplicable."

Nan Feng raised his eyebrows and asked, "Teacher Zeng, think carefully, was your mind completely empty at that time, without any other thoughts at all?"

“I seemed to be thinking at that time…”

Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and fell into reminiscence mode.

Three minutes later, Nan Feng nudged Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "Teacher Zeng, have you figured it out?"

"Teacher Zeng?"

"Teacher Zeng!"

"Teacher Zeng!!!"

"Ah."

Ziqiao laughed and said, "This time, Nanfeng, you caused another system crash."

(End of this chapter)