Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 691: Various Tricks
"I'll pick first!"

"I'll pick first!"

"I go first!"

"I go first!"

……

The scratch tickets haven't even started yet, but Ziqiao, Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei, Youyou, and Meijia, the "children of destiny", have already started arguing over such a trivial matter as who should start choosing the scratch tickets first.

They grabbed each other's wrists, and the five of them were entangled together, locking each other up, and twisting the five people into a big knot.

"Ah."

Xiao Hei sneered at the childish behavior of these guys.

If you are the true chosen one - like yourself, then let alone the scratch ticket you picked at random, even if everyone else has chosen and only ten are left for you, there will definitely be one that can win the jackpot among these ten.

Someone as smart, outstanding and handsome as me should have such luck.

Do you understand what destiny means?

"stop fighting!"

Nan Feng was helpless when he saw this. He knocked on the coffee table and asked the "Mahua" in front of him: "Is there anyone among you who has X-ray vision?"

Zhang Wei and others were stunned and shook their heads.

"Since none of you have X-ray vision, what are you guys doing here, blind and blind?"

Nan Feng said unhappily, "These scratch tickets are all the same, can you really pick out the best ones?"

"Listen to my instructions. Each of you pick one at a time, from left to right, and from right to left. The remaining ten will be mine."

"Any comments?"

"No."

Everyone shook their heads.

"Let's get started, Yumo, you're the first one."

"it is good."

Yumo, Yifei, Zhanbo, Wanyu and Guan Gu, who were the first to start choosing, were not very interested in the scratch cards and just took the top one.

Youyou clasped her hands together and muttered to herself to the air around her.

"God bless you, watch me hit the target with one shot!"

Youyou carefully took out a scratch ticket from the middle.

"Ah."

Ziqiao smiled contemptuously: "Aunt, if you are into metaphysics, don't blame me for being older than you."

Youyou glanced at Ziqiao and said, "You are older than me. Can you find a greater metaphysics than God?"

"Then you'll have to wait and see!"

Ziqiao sat up straight and got into position. He closed his eyes, clasped his hands together devoutly, and the prayer gushed out of his mouth like a volcanic eruption.

"May God bless me, may the Lord bless me, may Guan Erye bless me, may the Tathagata Buddha, may the Jade Emperor, may the Virgin Mary, may the Lord in Yellow, may Zeus, may Thor, may the Thunder God…"

Ziqiao uttered a variety of names of gods like a string of cannonballs, and each name seemed to have turned into words with different special effects and halos, completely drowning the dumbfounded crowd with the momentum of a landslide or tsunami.

……

Three minutes later.

"Quetzalcoatl, Cthulhu, Obelix, Taibai Xingjun, Monkey King, God of War Athena, Bull-Headed and Horse-Faced..."

As everyone listened to Ziqiao's endless stream of divine names, their eyes widened and they saw stars.

……

Six minutes later.

"Little Zuanfeng, Benboerba, Hydra, Medusa, Laipi Snake, Balala the Fairy..."

"Stop! Stop! Stop!"

Yifei finally couldn't stand it anymore and roared, "I can tolerate other things, but what the hell are the Lapis Snake and Balala the Fairies?"

"Are they gods?"

"what!!!"

Amid Yifei's shouting, Ziqiao opened his eyes and replied nonchalantly, "No matter what they are, the more gods there are, the more power there is."

He looked at Youyou cheerfully: "How about it, auntie? Am I bigger than you when all these things are added together?"

Youyou covered his ears and growled through gritted teeth: "You are not just older than me, you are making my head bigger!"

Ziqiao smiled crookedly: "Don't worry, you are my dearest and most beloved aunt. If I win the lottery, I will never forget you."

He then pulled out a scratch ticket based on his feeling: "God bless me, I have a feeling that this scratch ticket has the highest prize among all the scratch tickets!"

"cut."

Meijia scoffed, "As the saying goes: Don't bother with two masters for the same task."

"Lü Ziqiao, your hodgepodge of praying to the gods and praying to Buddhas is absolutely useless."

"If you ask me, it still depends on me."

Ziqiao snorted disdainfully: "You? You don't really believe that fools in this world have good fortune, do you?"

"Screw you!"

Meijia took out her cell phone and showed it to everyone proudly.

Everyone looked at the little wooden fish on Meijia's phone screen, and question marks popped up in their heads.

"This is……"

“This is an electronic wooden fish.”

Meijia happily put her phone against her chest, as if she had already begun to imagine the wonderful life after winning the 500,000 yuan prize.

“As the saying goes, beating the electronic wooden fish accumulates cyber virtues.

"I have accumulated merits for so long, now is the time to use them."

Then, Meijia cleared the total count on the electronic Muyu software, and she took out a scratch ticket, shouting loudly.

"I! Want! To! Be! A! Rich! Wife!"

"Forehead……"

Seeing Mika's excitement, everyone couldn't help but look at each other.

Mika, don’t you think that “beating the electronic wooden fish will accumulate cyber virtues” is true? “It’s my turn, it’s my turn.”

Xiaoxian licked his lips excitedly, and he silently took out his mobile phone from his arms.

Yifei glanced at Xiaoxian and asked, "Zeng Xiaoxian, do you also like to play the electronic wooden fish?"

"Of course not. I'm just not good at making choices. I want to leave everything to fate."

Zeng Xiaoxian said to the phone: "Hi, Siri!"

"I'm here."

"Please give me a number between one and one hundred and four."

"One hundred and thirty-eight."

"very good."

Zeng Xiaoxian put down his phone and began to count the scratch tickets confidently: "One, two, three, four..."

Zhan Bo said with shame: "Teacher Zeng, eight tickets have been taken from this stack of scratch tickets just now. If you count by the evening, there will only be 132 left."

"what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian panicked when he heard this: "What should we do? It won't work if we try again."

"You're so stupid, forget it!"

Yifei took out the third-to-last scratch-off ticket and slammed it in front of Zeng Xiaoxian aggressively: "This is your one hundred and thirty-eight, next one!"

Curry Sauce and Sadako pulled them casually, while Xiao Hei reached out and slapped the thick stack of scratch tickets.

He twisted his mouth and said in a very pretentious tone: "Finally it's my turn. Today I will show you what it means to be truly destined!"

As soon as Xiao Hei finished speaking, everyone saw him throw more than a hundred scratch tickets into the sky with all his might.

Scratch tickets fell like snowflakes, and Xiao Hei casually reached out to catch the first scratch ticket that floated to him.

“That’s the one!”

He fixed his hair and said confidently, "This is the right one. I'm not afraid to tell you, I've never lost in a competition of luck!"

"is it?"

Everyone looked at Xiao Hei with unfriendly eyes, and their shouting in unison scared Xiao Hei so much.

"Pick up the stuff!!!"

"Oh……"

Under the threat of everyone's gaze, Xiao Hei hurriedly bent down and picked up the scratch tickets one by one.

As pretentious as he was just now, he looked so embarrassed now as he bent down to pick up the scratch card.

Nan Feng sighed deeply: "It can be seen that some of you really have special skills. You can cause so many troubles when I asked you to pick a scratch ticket."

He turned his head and looked at Zhang Wei, and asked with a hint of trepidation and pleading, "Zhang Wei, you don't have any tricks left, right?"

Zhang Wei swore, "You must be kidding. I won't do this kind of mess."

Nan Feng blinked his eyes: "Then why don't you just draw one now?"

Zhang Wei replied as a matter of course: "Xiao Hei hasn't sorted out all the scratch tickets yet. I'm waiting for him to sort them out before I choose."

Nanfeng's ears moved involuntarily when he heard this, and he seemed to hear an ominous echo.

Would Zhang Wei be like Ziqiao, hesitating for six minutes before choosing one?

……

After Xiao Hei picked up all the scratch tickets scattered on the ground, Zhang Wei pondered over the scratch tickets on the coffee table for a full five minutes.

Amid the eager gazes of the crowd, Zhang Wei slowly reached out for the scratch ticket on top.

Just when everyone breathed a sigh of relief, Zhang Wei suddenly stopped.

He stroked his chin and stared at the scratch card in front of him seriously and earnestly.

At this moment, Zhang Wei was not looking at the scratch card, but the 50,000 yuan that he had missed.

"No, I need to think about it more carefully."

"what!!!"

Everyone wailed upon hearing this.

……

After another five minutes, Ziqiao, who was the most impatient, couldn't help but urge Zhang Wei.

"Brother, it's been ten minutes. Have you made your choice yet?"

Zhang Wei didn't even look at Ziqiao. He waved his hand and responded perfunctorily: "Five minutes, just give me five more minutes."

Everyone looked at each other and could only sigh helplessly.

……

Half an hour later.

Zhang Wei was still staring at the scratch tickets on the coffee table. He didn't know what difference his mortal eyes could make out from the more than 120 scratch tickets.

Except for Zhang Wei, everyone else leaned on the sofa bored, their eyes filled with indifference to life.

"Zhang Wei!"

Yifei, who had a hot temper, couldn't stand it anymore. She slapped her thigh and shouted to Zhang Wei: "Are you okay?"

"It'll be ready soon."

Zhang Wei still said the answer he had repeated countless times: "Give me five more minutes."

"you!"

Yifei was about to explode but was stopped by Nanfeng.

Nan Feng whispered, "Please be considerate, please be considerate. Zhang Wei was stimulated by the 50,000 yuan scratch ticket.

"Let him choose carefully again, it's okay."

"But……"

"You...I...he...ouch!"

Yifei's face was full of impatience. She clenched and unclenched her fists, unclenched and clenched them again, and finally stomped her feet in anger.

"I'm sick!"

(End of this chapter)