Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 693 Xiaoxian's Counterattack
Chapter 693 Xiaoxian's Counterattack
"Hey, I can't tolerate you guys like this!"
Zeng Xiaoxian's face changed instantly when he saw this. He said aggrievedly, "You asked me to attack you with my inferiority, so I started to perform, but now you are actually looking down on me!"
"Teacher Zeng, you are really too modest."
Youyou lay on Guan Gu's shoulder and said weakly, "How can you be acting? This is clearly your true nature."
Xiaoxian said arrogantly: "Hmph, whatever you say, when I win the jackpot, I will envy you to death!"
Zhanbo was not very interested in this kind of luck game with negative mathematical expectation. He scratched the scratch card slowly and said to Zeng Xiaoxian without looking up: "Teacher Zeng, the highest prize of this scratch card is only 500,000. Even if you win the grand prize, it is probably only enough for you to buy a toilet."
"Yes."
Meijia waved her hand and said, "Oh, Mr. Zeng's request is not enough, let alone 500,000 yuan. Even if he wins 5 million yuan, it won't be enough.
"I think my wish is more reliable."
As she spoke, she clasped her hands together and prayed devoutly: "God bless me, I am willing to exchange Lu Ziqiao's peach blossom luck in the second half of my life for a life without worries about food and clothing."
"What?!!"
Zi Qiao screamed, "Who allowed you to trade my luck in love for the rest of my life?"
"I just changed it, what can you do about it?"
Meijia glanced at Ziqiao and said, "Anyway, I've already made my wish. As long as I win the grand prize on my scratch ticket, it means my wish has come true. Then you can just wait to die alone!"
"Do you think you're smart?"
Zi Qiao sneered, "You're the only one who can make wishes? If I make a wish, all your wishes will be invalid. In addition, I'll exchange your never seeing another handsome guy for the rest of your life for my life of wealth and glory. When that happens, don't ask me to ask for money!"
"I'll kill you with a sip of salt soda!"
Mika yelled, "I have accumulated so much Cyber Merit, why should all my wishes be invalid just because you made them?
"As long as I win the jackpot, you bastard will be widowed!"
Ziqiao smiled contemptuously: "Chen Meijia, you idiot, who told you that you can accumulate merit just by knocking the electronic wooden fish every day.
"I'm different from you. I've been worshipping Guan Erye for more than ten years. Even when I was hunted by my enemies, I never forgot to burn incense and offer fruits to him.
"What do you call this? This is called piety! This is called righteousness!"
He said provocatively: "By the way, the Second Master is also the God of Wealth, he will definitely make my wish come true.
"As long as my scratch-off ticket wins the jackpot, you can expect to never see another handsome guy again!"
Meijia glared at him: "Who's afraid of who? I want to see who of us wins the jackpot first!"
"Then we'll see!"
"Humph!!!"
Ziqiao and Meijia immediately gritted their teeth and started scratching the scratch cards. They vowed to be the first to win the jackpot and completely break down the other party's psychological defenses.
"and many more."
Yu Mo felt a little dizzy: "Weren't we just talking about Teacher Zeng? Why are the two of them arguing again?"
Nan Feng shrugged: "I don't know."
Everyone saw Ziqiao and Meijia scraping hard, and they all sped up their work.
As the first scratch tickets were scratched row by row, everyone's excited voices became lower and lower, and the words like wishes came out less and less.
After the first scratch ticket was completely scratched, everyone looked at each other in silence.
3603 suddenly fell into an awkward silence.
"Very good, the whole army was wiped out in the first round."
Nan Feng smiled and said, "It seems that your luck today is just average."
"Tsk, this is just the first of ten. Nanfeng, don't get too proud too soon."
Xiao Hei snorted, "People as smart as me are usually the protagonists. If I win the 500,000 grand prize later, someone will know that I am just a supporting role to set off the protagonist."
"Can you please stop embarrassing me here?"
Sadako slapped Xiao Hei's head in annoyance, then turned to everyone and said with a smile, "Xiao Hei has been reading too many hot-blooded Chuunibyou comics recently, so leave him alone.
"fine."
Nan Feng said with a smile: "Even if Xiao Hei doesn't read comics, it won't change his funny and immature nature."
Xiao Hei glared at Nan Feng angrily.
Everyone laughed and lowered their heads to continue scratching the scratch cards.
After the second round, everyone was still completely defeated.
"Damn, it shouldn't be so unlucky."
Zeng Xiaoxian cursed as he scratched the third scratch ticket: "My brother Xian is a good man in Love Apartment after all, don't I deserve to have a scratch ticket that won 500,000 yuan?"
Yifei sneered disdainfully: "Since you are just dreaming, how about I give you a chance to win five million?"
"Who are you looking down on?"
Xiaoxian said arrogantly: "Even if I can't win five million now, maybe I can win it in the future?"
"just you?"
Yifei expressed disdain: "If you can win 5 million, I will believe that there are really ghosts in this world!"
Although Xiaoxian lacked confidence, he still couldn't help but timidly argue with Yifei: "Don't just believe in whether there are ghosts or not, what are you betting on?"
"If you win five million, I'll give you whatever you want!"
Yifei said angrily: "If you don't win five million, you have to listen to me in everything you do in the future."
"How about it? Do you dare?"
"A word is settled!"
Yifei and Xiaoxian high-fived each other to form an alliance.
"Fei Fei." Wan Yu poked Yi Fei's arm and whispered, "If Mr. Zeng doesn't win five million in ten years, he can wait twenty years. If he doesn't win in twenty years, he can wait fifty years. You can't win this bet anyway."
Yifei suddenly realized what was going on: "Oh, right, why didn't you remind me earlier?"
Wan Yu blinked her eyes and said, "You two high-fived too quickly just now. I didn't have time to remind you."
"Depend on!"
Yifei cursed under her breath.
Just then, Curry Sauce stood up excitedly, grabbing his scratch card.
She shouted with great joy, "I won! I won!"
"yeah!"
In an instant, everyone's eyes were focused on Curry Sauce, whose face was filled with joy.
Zhang Wei was the first to ask, "Did you win? How much did you win?"
Curry Sauce covered her face with the scratch card and laughed wildly. She stretched out her hand and made a "two" gesture to everyone.
Seeing Curry Sauce smiling so happily, Zhang Wei thought that she must have won a lot of money, so Zhang Wei asked tentatively: "Two thousand?"
Curry covered his face and shook his head.
Zhang Wei's voice suddenly rose: "Twenty thousand?"
Curry Sauce still shook his head.
Not only Zhang Wei, but even the other people in the apartment were getting nervous.
Two thousand is not it, twenty thousand is not it, then could it be...
Zhang Wei's lips trembled slightly, and even his voice became sharper: "That's two hundred thousand?"
Curry Sauce still shook his head.
Now everyone was completely confused. The maximum prize for this scratch-off lottery ticket was only 500,000. Curry couldn't have won 2 million, right?
After laughing, Curry Sauce took off the scratch card on his face and showed it to everyone with a beaming smile.
"Look, I won twenty bucks!"
Zhang Wei's expression froze instantly: "Twenty..."
"piece?!!"
Everyone exclaimed in surprise.
"Yeah." Curry sat down and smiled foolishly, "Look, am I awesome?"
Ziqiao curled his lips. He was a typical unemployed vagrant who couldn't make big money and looked down on small money: "Curry, it's only twenty dollars, do you have to be so excited?"
"Because I've never won a prize before."
Curry Sauce blinked his eyes and said honestly, "From childhood to adulthood, I have never won a prize, not even the [Another Bottle] prize for buying a drink.
“Once I finally opened the bottle cap and saw the word ‘再’. I thought it meant ‘get another bottle’, but it turned out to mean ‘buy another bottle’!
"I didn't expect to win the prize this time, so of course I'm happy."
Xiaoxian said, "But what can you do with 20 yuan in Shanghai? I guess you can only buy a cup of milk tea."
"But when I first started playing the scratch-off lottery, all I thought about was winning enough money for a cup of milk tea."
Curry Sauce laughed and said, "Today must be my lucky day. No, I want to keep this scratch ticket as my own amulet."
As she spoke, she wanted to keep the scratch-off ticket that represented good luck close to her body, but the scratch-off ticket was too big and the curry sauce was difficult to put into her pocket.
She thought for a while and said, "Forget it. I'll just exchange this scratch ticket for a cup of milk tea. Let the milk tea become one with me and stay with me forever."
"I think it's good that Curry Sauce thinks this way, and you guys should not always think that twenty dollars is not money."
Yu Mo said: "At least Curry Sauce won 20 yuan, but we still have no profit so far.
"No, if the money for the scratch tickets hadn't been paid by Nanfeng, none of us would have even gotten our money back."
Zhanbo also nodded and said, "For this kind of scratch ticket with a price of 10 yuan per ticket, the most prizes in the prize pool should be 5 yuan, 10 yuan and 20 yuan. It's already great that Curry Sauce can win 20 yuan. It's you who are asking for too much."
As soon as Zhanbo finished speaking, Wanyu raised her scratch ticket in surprise: "Oh, I won too!
"Look, five dollars!"
Yifei, who had no interest in scratching lottery tickets, glanced at her own scratch ticket and said, "Oh, I also won ten dollars, which is not bad."
Nan Feng saw that the people who had boasted about winning the jackpot before were now silent, so he said with a smile: "It's okay, this is only the third round, let's continue."
In the fourth round, except Guan Gu who won twenty pieces, everyone else lost.
In the fifth round, Yumo and Sadako both won fifty yuan, while Wanyu got lucky and won one hundred yuan directly.
At this point, Wanyu also became the first person among the fourteen people to obtain positive returns with a good score of 105 yuan.
Ziqiao, Meijia, Youyou, Xiaohei and Xiaoxian, the guys who thought they were the chosen ones, had nothing to show for their efforts in five rounds, and they were all depressed.
Perhaps it’s because the real example of Nanfeng is right next to them. They know that scratch tickets are unreliable and that they won’t win much money even if they win, but they still can’t help setting their goals higher and higher.
But now that five rounds have passed, the fourteen of them have scratched seventy scratch tickets, and together they have only won more than two hundred dollars.
This group of "destined children" finally began to feel that winning the lottery was not as easy as they had imagined.
Now their requirements are not high. As long as they can win a few hundred or a thousand dollars so that they can show off in front of everyone, that's enough.
By the sixth round, Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes suddenly lit up as he was scratching the scratch card.
"Thirteen, thirteen..."
"I'm hit! I'm hit!"
Xiaoxian angrily slammed his scratch card onto the coffee table and shouted triumphantly.
"Five hundred dollars! Five hundred dollars!"
"I just want to ask you whether you accept it or not!"
(End of this chapter)
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