Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 695 Unlucky Zhang Wei
Chapter 695 Unlucky Zhang Wei
"Zhang Wei!"
"Zhang Wei!!"
"Zhang Wei!!!"
Zhang Wei's sudden coma shocked everyone present, but fortunately everyone was experienced in dealing with coma, so they were not frightened and at a loss.
Yifei pinched Zhang Wei's philtrum fiercely, and in just a few strokes, Zhang Wei, who had just fainted, was woken up.
When everyone saw Zhang Wei waking up in a daze, they all asked anxiously.
"Zhang Wei! Zhang Wei! Zhang Wei, are you okay? Zhang Wei!"
"Me? I'm fine."
To everyone's surprise, after waking up, Zhang Wei did not wail, cry, beat his chest, or simply crash as everyone had expected.
He is very normal, so normal that he is very... abnormal.
Zhang Weiqiang propped himself up and sat up. He grinned and said loudly, "I'm fine. Very good."
"What? Why are you all looking at me like that?"
Facing everyone's worried gazes, Zhang Wei smiled brightly and said, "I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm really fine."
Xiaoxian patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said, "Zhang Wei, we understand how you feel now. Stop pretending and just cry."
"Yes, Zhang Wei."
Ziqiao continued, "Your power is too shallow. If you force yourself to hold on, you will only hurt others and yourself. It's better to vent it out. We will help you to give the unlucky Nanfeng a good beating."
Nan Feng couldn't help but give Zi Qiao a blank look when he heard this. If he didn't know that this guy was trying to comfort Zhang Wei, he would definitely have made a note of this guy.
"No, I'm not forcing myself. I'm really fine."
Zhang Wei patted his chest in dissatisfaction and said righteously: "Hey, what do you think of me, Zhang Wei?
"Nanfeng won the jackpot because he was lucky. Am I the kind of person who gets jealous when seeing my friends win the jackpot?"
Zhang Wei's whole body seemed to be shining with the light of justice. He said loudly: "This is impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
"Zhang Wei..."
Guan Gu said worriedly: "Actually, in this situation... you can be jealous and envious."
Everyone nodded in agreement when they heard this.
If Zhang Wei burst into tears in front of them now, or even rushed over and tried to strangle Nanfeng to death, they would be able to understand it.
After all, he missed the 50,000 yuan prize twice in a row, and each time it was as if Zhang Wei himself gave the grand prize to Nanfeng.
Let alone Zhang Wei, even if it was any one of them, they would have the urge to kill or commit suicide.
"Jealous? Jealous?"
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
Zhang Wei patted his chest and laughed out loud. His sunny and hearty laughter strangely made everyone feel cold all over.
"Isn't it just that I chose the wrong scratch ticket? Isn't it just that I had already got the scratch ticket with a prize of 50,000 yuan, but I exchanged it again? Isn't it just that I missed the prize of 50,000 yuan twice?
"It's okay, it's not a big problem."
Zhang Wei smiled and the corners of his mouth began to twitch slightly: "I am Zhang Wei, the most courageous man in Love Apartment.
“I will earn wealth through my own diligence, hard work, dedication, knowledge and wisdom.
"Money like this that comes without work! Without work!! Without work!!!"
Zhang Wei took a deep breath and smiled brightly, his two rows of teeth almost biting to pieces: "I don't care, I really don't care at all."
Curry looked at Zhang Wei with more and more worry: "Zhang Wei, do you really think you are okay?"
"Of course." Zhang Wei shrugged, "I'm doing great."
"But, but your nose keeps bleeding."
Zhang Wei wiped the blood from his nostrils and said nonchalantly, "It's okay. I may have gotten angry and had a nosebleed."
"But, but your hands are also shaking the whole time."
Zhang Wei remained calm: "It's okay, maybe it's too cold, I'm frozen."
"But, but your eyes are full of water. You are crying."
Zhang Wei paused, took a deep breath and said, "It's okay. I'm crying for Nan Feng's happiness."
"But, but..."
"Stop it."
Zhang Wei got up from the ground and said impatiently, "I told you I'm fine, really fine."
"Oh, I just didn't win the lottery, it's not like I lost my savings of 100,000 yuan, please don't look at me with such pity and sympathy."
"What?!!"
Ziqiao was shocked: "Your monthly salary as a paralegal is so low, how can you save up 100,000 yuan?"
Wait, if Zhang Wei has a deposit of 100,000 yuan, doesn’t that mean…
I am the poorest person in the whole apartment? ! !
Ziqiao finally realized this cruel fact.
"I've already graduated from graduate school, so it's normal to have some savings. Otherwise, how would I get together the down payment for a car and a house?"
Zhang Wei didn't want to answer any more questions about the deposit. He just walked up to Nanfeng, hugged him tightly, patted his back and laughed.
"Nanfeng, ah Nanfeng, congratulations, you are so lucky."
"hiss……"
Everyone gasped. As they listened to Zhang Wei's laughter, they couldn't help but feel a deep sense of sadness.
Is Zhang Wei laughing or crying?
"Cough cough cough..." Nanfeng was an agile player and his defense was not high. Zhang Wei's fierce beating on his back almost killed him on the spot.
He quickly pushed Zhang Wei away: "Zhang Wei, you are going to beat me to death!"
Zhang Wei blinked in confusion: "No."
"Can……"
Nanfeng paused. He looked at Zhang Wei, who seemed to be acting completely normal, and felt like his head was about to explode.
He sighed, took a step forward and hugged Zhang Wei tightly.
"Anyway, thanks, brother."
"You're welcome, brother."
The two patted each other, and Zhang Wei put his arm around Nan Feng's shoulders and said to everyone as if nothing had happened, "It's okay, it's okay.
"By the way, isn't there a tenth scratch ticket? Let's scratch it."
Everyone shook their heads upon hearing this.
Yifei curled her lips and said, "Forget it."
After what happened just now, they really didn't dare to continue shaving... at least they didn't dare to continue shaving in front of Zhang Wei.
The most terrifying thing in this world is not that a normal person becomes insane because of something, but that a person who should become insane forces himself to be a normal person.
"Not shaving anymore?"
Zhang Wei was stunned when he heard this: "If we don't shave, what are we going to do now?"
Nan Feng glanced at Zhang Wei and said nonchalantly, “Well, it’s getting late now anyway, I’ll invite everyone to Xiaonan Country for dinner.
"After dinner, let's go to the bar and hang out. I'll pay for all the expenses today!"
"it is good!"
……
"It's over! It's over!"
Late at night, in Yumo's bedroom.
Nan Feng was sitting on the bed wailing, hitting Yu Mo's chest with his head again and again: "This is really the end."
He looked up and asked Yu Mo in confusion, "Why am I so unlucky today? I won another 50,000 yuan!"
Yu Mo was immediately upset when he heard this: "You won the lottery but you are still unlucky. Are you sure you are talking nonsense?"
"Also, could you please stop bumping into my chest?"
She adjusted her chest shape and glared at Nan Feng angrily: "You will deform it later."
Nan Feng muttered softly, "You are made of flesh, not silicone, how can it be so easy to deform."
"Only you know better!"
Yu Mo angrily patted Nan Feng's forehead and said, "You came here so late, are you trying to piss me off on purpose?"
"No, I really don't want to win the 50,000 yuan."
Nan Feng hugged Yu Mo's slender waist with both hands and wailed like a child in frustration, "I organized everyone to play scratch cards together, originally wanting to give Zhang Wei a shot of prevention.
“I wanted to prove to him that getting rich by scratching off a lottery ticket was not a reliable idea.
"I want Zhang Wei to not think that scratching the lottery is easy just because he saw me win 50,000 yuan, and keep wanting to win back the 50,000 yuan he missed.
"And now, my vaccination has suddenly turned into a frenzy agent."
Nan Feng looked at Yu Mo and complained, "I really didn't expect that I would be unlucky despite my good luck.
"Tell me, what on earth am I doing?!"
"alright."
Yu Mo listened to Nan Feng's distressed and somewhat inappropriate words, and held his head in his arms, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "It's okay, it's okay, baby."
Nan Feng, who was leaning against Yu Mo's arms, continued to complain, "Now, not only does Zhang Wei feel that he missed out on the 100,000 yuan, but even I am beginning to feel that I stole the 100,000 yuan prize money from him."
"Nothing."
Yu Mo stroked Nan Feng's hair and said, "Zhang Wei is such a stingy person that he would definitely not want to spend money on gas, so the first prize-winning scratch ticket is yours anyway.
"As for the second one, it goes without saying that the 50,000-dollar scratch-off ticket was already in your hand, but he just didn't choose it.
"Let's think about it another way. If Zhang Wei picked the 50,000-yuan scratch ticket, would you think he stole 50,000 yuan from you?"
Nanfeng shook his head. If it was really Zhang Wei who won the 50,000 yuan jackpot, he would only feel happy for Zhang Wei.
"So, this can only be said to be that you are too lucky, and Zhang Wei was unlucky and didn't seize the opportunity."
"Of course, it's also possible that Zhang Wei just had bad luck.
“Like he said himself: opportunities rained down on him, but he brought an umbrella.”
Yu Mo thought about it, and she suddenly realized that it seemed that ever since she met Zhang Wei, this guy has always been unlucky.
He first met a girl like Xiaoli, ate expired curry and got a mouth full of yellow teeth, and had sex with the drunk teacher Zeng while sleepwalking.
He was considered a traitor in Guan Gu and You You's mutual confession plan, had diarrhea from drinking milk during the judicial examination, and encountered a typhoon on the way to help Zhan Bo get the necklace.
I finally got the chance to travel to the Maldives, but I sleepwalked and almost drifted into the Indian Ocean to be fed by sharks.
Come to think of it, the only time he was extremely lucky was when he managed to coax one year's registration fee out of Teacher Zeng.
But Mr. Zeng’s luck...that scratch-off ticket with a 500 yuan fine is enough to prove everything.
It seems that Zhang Wei is really unlucky.
(End of this chapter)
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