Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 698 The most humble person is invincible
"and many more!"

Xiaoxian suddenly grabbed Ziqiao tightly and asked with a vigilant look on his face: "Ziqiao, tell me first what you want to do.

"I remind you, this is my show. If you mess it up because of you, I will fight you to the death."

"Don't worry, Mr. Zeng, we are good brothers, how could I cheat you?"

Zi Qiao patted his chest and assured: "What I want to do is very simple, and what you want to do is also very simple."

"All you have to do is ask Judy to put my call in during the show tonight."

Xiaoxian raised an eyebrow: "It's... that simple?"

"It's that simple."

Ziqiao patted Xiaoxian on the shoulder and said, "And this way you don't have to worry about me doing anything weird."

"Let's take a step back. Even if I accidentally make a big deal out of this, a listener can't blame you, the host, or the show for the trouble, right?"

"Um……"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled in a sly way, he also felt that what Ziqiao said made sense.

Even if Ziqiao took the wrong medicine and became brain-dead, this is the personal behavior of Ziqiao, a brain-dead listener. What does it have to do with me, an excellent host?

"Reliable!"

Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows in a lewd manner, then stretched out his hand to Ziqiao and said, "Then it's a deal!"

"rest assured."

Ziqiao smiled and high-fived Zeng Xiaoxian. He said confidently, "I am the most reliable person."

"All right."

He put away the scratch tickets on the coffee table and stood up: "I have to go find Zhang Wei to share the scratch tickets. By the way, didn't Zhang Wei go to work today? Why hasn't he gotten up yet?"

"Come on, let me go and take a look too."

Xiaoxian put his arm around Ziqiao's shoulders and went with him to find Zhang Wei.

The two men came to 3604 and saw that Zhang Wei's bedroom door was ajar. They pushed the door open without thinking too much.

"Zhang Wei..."

"Oh~~~"

Xiaoxian and Ziqiao raised their left eyebrows at the same time with a meaningful look on their faces.

At this time, Zhang Wei was tied up on the bed with one pair of stockings after another, just like Zeng Xiaoxian before.

Zhang Wei was struggling hard on the bed like a wriggling maggot. He wanted to use brute force to break free from the stockings, but the binding technique looked like it was specially practiced.

He tried to roar for a long time but couldn't muster any strength. He just felt uncomfortable no matter how hard he tried, he was tied up.

Seeing Ziqiao and Xiaoxian coming, he hurriedly shouted, "Why are you still standing there? Help me untie it!"

"No hurry, we have to know what happened last night."

As Xiaoxian spoke, he couldn't help but poke Zhang Wei's belly which was exposed due to his struggle.

He asked enviously, "Actually, I wanted to ask you last time when you were naked. Zhang Wei, you didn't exercise much, so how did you develop these abdominal muscles?"

Zhang Wei's already dark face turned even darker when he heard this: "Teacher Zeng, why do you always like to say such perverted things when I'm tied up? You make me feel very insecure!"

"Let's not talk about whether I have abdominal muscles or not, you guys should help me untie it first!"

He raised his head and roared at Ziqiao and Xiaoxian.

"No hurry, we need to ask again, otherwise what if we accidentally help the evildoer?"

Ziqiao suppressed his laughter and asked, "Zhang Wei, are you...sleepwalking again?"

Zhang Wei gritted his teeth and said with red eyes: "Nonsense! If I wasn't sleepwalking, who would have the urge to tie me up?"

"Then do you remember what happened when you were sleepwalking? Who tied you up?"

“It’s still nonsense!”

Zhang Wei closed his eyes and couldn't stop banging his head against the pillow: "If I remember what happened at that time, would it still be called sleepwalking?"

"You two bastards, are you going to help me untie it or not!!!"

Zhang Wei was now completely desperate. How could he be so unlucky? First he woke up in the morning and found himself tied up, and then he howled for a long time but no one came to take care of him.

When he was tired of howling, he tried to break free from the restraints by himself, but found that he could not do it by himself.

Now someone finally came to his bedroom, but it turned out to be Ziqiao and Teacher Zeng, two guys who were gloating over his misfortune.

[When will this unlucky life of mine end? ! ! ]

"Okay, okay, untie it, untie it."

Seeing Zhang Wei like this, Xiaoxian and Ziqiao hurried forward to help him untie the restraints.

After a long while, the two men finally managed to pull off the stockings that were tied up Zhang Wei.

Zi Qiao let out a long breath in exhaustion: "Oh my god, this binding technique is so solid that it always gives me a familiar feeling."

He poked Xiaoxian and said, "Teacher Zeng, do you think this method of tying you is similar to the way Yifei tied you to the chair before?"

"Ah."

Zeng Xiaoxian stroked his chin and nodded, "It does look similar, and the stockings used to tie Zhang Wei were also stockings... But didn't Yifei throw away the stockings she used to tie me last time? Does she have so many stockings?" Ziqiao raised his eyebrows when he heard this: "How many stockings do girls have? This is really an intriguing question that deserves deep thought."

"Hey, are you two missing the point?"

Zhang Wei, who had been tied up for the entire night, moved his hands and feet and asked in dissatisfaction, "Shouldn't you care about me first before you care about these messy things?"

"Okay, okay, let us take care of you first."

Upon hearing this, Xiaoxian immediately put on a flattering smile and asked Zhang Wei about his well-being: "Dear Zhang Wei, how do you feel? Is it uncomfortable to be tied up? What do you want to do most now?"

"Actually, I feel pretty good."

Zhang Wei touched his stomach and said, "I just didn't have breakfast. I spent too much energy yelling and struggling just now... I want to eat instant noodles."

"If you want to eat instant noodles, just eat it."

Ziqiao pointed to the boxes of instant noodles stacked up in the corner of Zhang Wei's wall and said, "You wouldn't be tied up while sleepwalking and ask us to cook instant noodles for you, right?"

"no……"

Zhang Wei said sheepishly: "I want to eat free instant noodles."

"Free instant noodles?"

Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this: "There are free instant noodles in this world? Why didn't you tell me about this earlier? I want to eat it too!"

"Stupid."

Ziqiao couldn't help but pat Zeng Xiaoxian on the back of his head: "What this guy means is that he doesn't want to spend money to eat his own instant noodles, and wants us to spend money to treat him to instant noodles."

"what?"

Xiaoxian stared at Zhang Wei with wide eyes: "Why?"

"because……"

Zhang Wei thought about it, then he grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian's hands and said with a simple smile: "Because the good man is you, you are Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Teacher Zeng, a good person like you who is so outstanding and so tall and majestic will definitely not be stingy in fulfilling such a small wish of mine."

“Hahahaha, that’s…”

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had been bullied by Ziqiao for the whole morning, finally felt a sense of accomplishment from Zhang Wei.

He narrowed his eyes and patted Zhang Wei with a slightly coquettish look, "Hate~, why do you always tell the truth? It makes me feel embarrassed.

“Although I am indeed very good and tall, I am truly one of the best among men.

"But if you say it so openly, it will make other men feel inferior."

"Oh, keep a low profile, keep a low profile..."

Zhang Wei laughed dryly at the side: "Yes, yes, yes."

"self-abasement?"

Ziqiao pointed at himself in astonishment. The other men that Teacher Zeng just mentioned “feel inferior”... couldn't be talking about himself, right?
joke!

He looked at Zhang Wei with disdain, his eyes seemed to be saying: Zhang Wei, you have really lost all your moral integrity for a bowl of free instant noodles.

"Okay, I've decided."

Zeng Xiaoxian clapped his hands and said firmly: "Zhang Wei, your instant noodles are on me!"

He turned his head and looked at Ziqiao: "Ziqiao, you pay the bill."

"Why?!!"

Ziqiao was stunned when he heard this.

He didn't owe Teacher Zeng any money recently, nor did he owe Teacher Zeng any favors, so there was really no reason for him to pay for him.

And why did Teacher Zeng listen to all the nice words and force himself to act in front of Zhang Wei, but in the end he got nothing and still had to pay money to be the sucker?
"Because I bought scratch tickets for you two."

Xiaoxian blinked and said shamelessly: "Fifty scratch tickets, ten yuan each, fifty tickets is five hundred yuan.

"I've already paid 500 yuan, do you have the nerve to ask me to pay for the instant noodles?"

"Wow!"

Ziqiao's eyes almost popped out when he heard this: "No, why did you buy those fifty scratch tickets? Don't you know what's going on?"

"I don't care. Anyway, I'm poor now and have no money."

Xiaoxian patted Ziqiao on the shoulder and reminded him, "By the way, I haven't eaten since I came back from the live broadcast in the early morning. Remember to buy a few more buckets for me."

"you……"

Before Ziqiao could say anything more, Zeng Xiaoxian had already happily left Zhang Wei's bedroom.

"see that."

Ziqiao looked at Zhang Wei with displeasure: "When it comes to shamelessness and lack of bottom line, you, or should I say we, are still far from Teacher Zeng's level."

Zhang Wei didn't care how far behind Mr. Zeng was in terms of realm. He just touched his hungry stomach and asked, "What should we do now?"

"What else can be done?"

Ziqiao said painfully: "I'll go buy it."

(End of this chapter)