Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 701 The auspicious time has arrived
Everyone was stunned when they heard Nanfeng say that the bonus could not be kept, except Ziqiao, whose eyes lit up and he immediately clapped his hands in applause.

"That's right. According to what we say in my hometown, the winning money is like free money. It should be spent immediately. Otherwise, keeping it in your hands will bring disaster.

"Nanfeng, look how unlucky you are now because of these 80,000 yuan."

Ziqiao excitedly stepped forward and, as expected, came up with a bad idea: "How about this, we hold a luxurious pool party tonight. I guarantee that the entire pool will be filled with bikini beauties."

Yu Mo nodded with a smile: "It sounds good, I agree, what do you think, Nan Feng?"

Nanfeng smiled when he heard this. He just sprained his neck, not broke his brain. Even Teacher Zeng couldn't fall into such an obvious trap.

"No, I'm not interested in bikini beauties, and the words 'pool party' make me feel like I'm spending all my money."

He glanced at Ziqiao and said, "I have my own plan for the 80,000 yuan. Ziqiao, you have the leisure to care about me. Why don't you think about whether you and Zhang Wei will be as unlucky as I am now if you really win the jackpot?"

"Yes, I won the prize!"

When Zhang Wei was reminded by Nanfeng, he remembered that they still had fifty scratch tickets to scratch, so he hurriedly pulled Ziqiao's arm and urged him.

"Hurry up, Ziqiao. If we delay any longer we will miss the auspicious time."

"Auspicious time?"

Yifei couldn't help but sneer at Zhang Wei and Ziqiao, who were wearing tattered clothes, and said, "What's the matter? You two beggars are choosing an auspicious time. Are you going to get married?"

"Don't make trouble."

Zhang Wei said: "Today's auspicious time is only half an hour left, we have to hurry up and scratch the lottery."

"Auspicious time to scratch the lottery?"

Yifei and Yumo looked at each other, and now they also felt that Zhang Wei was starting to go crazy.

Some people may look fine on the outside, but they are actually crazy on the inside.

Before they could say anything, Zhang Wei got up and went to the kitchen to bring out the stainless steel basin that had been prepared long ago.

"This basin looks so familiar."

Yifei stared at the basin with obvious traces of burnt fire for a moment, then realized: "Isn't this the basin I used to burn paper money for my pets? Where did you find this, Zhang Wei?"

"is it?"

Zhang Wei shrugged: "I was wondering how a good wash basin could be burned like this. That's perfect. I'll requisition it."

Yifei asked strangely: "So Zhang Wei...you want to burn paper money too?"

Zhang Wei said confidently, "No, I'm going to burn all the non-winning scratch tickets later, so I can get rid of the bad luck and be myself again."

As a staunch materialist, Yifei sneered at Zhang Wei's metaphysical manipulation: "Zhang Wei, how come you have become more superstitious than Ziqiao and Meijia, two gangsters?"

"Hey, Yifei, don't talk nonsense. We in the underworld have brains too."

Ziqiao spread his hands when he heard this, and silently took a few steps back, saying that although he and Zhang Wei were on the same page, he could not understand Zhang Wei's train of thought.

Yifei crossed her legs and tilted her head slightly, signaling Zhang Wei and Ziqiao to seize their "auspicious day".

"Come on, come on, I want to see how much money you two unlucky guys can win after all your tricks."

She lowered her head and played with her hair with her fingers, saying with interest, "If you still can't even recover your costs after all this effort, don't blame me for using you two as examples in class meetings to remind my students not to be feudal and superstitious, let alone indulge in gambling."

Nan Feng's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he clapped his hands and said, "Yi Fei, if you say so, I think the residents' committee can also carry out relevant publicity activities."

"hiss……"

Ziqiao took a deep breath when he heard that. It was obvious that Yifei and Nanfeng were here to embarrass him and Zhang Wei.

If they were to publicize to the university and the residents' committee how he and Zhang Wei were addicted to gambling and had done stupid things together, how would he be able to date college students in the future?

How can I chat up the beauties in the apartment bar?
He turned his head to look at Zhang Wei and asked anxiously, "Zhang Wei, are you sure about your fancy metaphysical operations?
"Let's not let them laugh at us later!"

"Forehead……"

Zhang Wei smiled awkwardly and said, "I'm probably only 50 percent sure."

[In his inner world, Zhang Wei covered his mouth and whispered.]

[In fact, I looked these up online last night. I don’t know if they are useful or not.]

[But when it comes to winning the jackpot, it either happens or it doesn’t. ]

[So I told Ziqiao that the probability is 50%, so there shouldn't be any problem, right? ]

"Fifty percent?"

Ziqiao glanced at the three Nanfeng people who were watching the show, and knew that he could not retreat at this time.

"Fuck, let's bet!"

Zi Qiao gritted his teeth and said, "Zhang Wei, what do you think we should do next?"

"oh oh……"

Zhang Wei picked up the scratch tickets on the coffee table, took out half of them and handed them to Ziqiao: "What we need to do next is very simple. We just need to kneel down and worship the wealth position with these scratch tickets."

"Today's wealth position is in the north, so we have to face..."

Zhang Wei was stunned for a moment. He looked at Ziqiao blankly: "Which direction is north?"

Ziqiao's face turned pale. He laughed at himself and said, "You ask me about this? How can I possibly know which direction is north?" Yifei couldn't help laughing out loud, "You two who are so lost actually want to win the lottery. It's really hilarious."

Yu Mo covered his mouth and laughed secretly: "Yeah, even I know where Bei is, but you two don't know."

As she spoke, she began to point out to Ziqiao and Zhang Wei: "Hey, didn't the teacher teach us all this in class before?

"North is up, south is down, west is left, east is right, and north is definitely at the top."

Yu Mo gestured for a while and finally pointed to the ceiling.

"what???"

Zhang Wei and Ziqiao were filled with questions when they heard this. Although they both lost their way, the north should not be in the sky, right?

Ziqiao raised his eyebrows and asked Yumo weakly, "Yumo, where do you think the Northeast is?"

"Oh, it says north is up, south is down, west is left, east is right, so northeast must be in the upper right."

Yu Mo said this and pointed to the upper left.

Yifei immediately put her hand on her forehead when she saw this, and she wailed, "Yumo, now I know why you always get lost.

"Not only can you not tell east, west, south, north, or north, you can't even tell up, down, left, or right!"

This person is so bad at finding his way around that there is really no hope for him.

"what?"

Yu Mo asked confusedly: "Did I get the wrong direction again?"

Nan Feng smiled and patted Yu Mo's head: "Be good, you are a person who relies on navigation to get around. Don't give directions to others next time."

Yu Mo pouted in frustration when he heard that.

Zhang Wei urged, "Okay, tell me where the north is first, or the auspicious time will pass."

"It's not easy to find the north."

Nan Feng pointed at himself with a sly smile and said, "All the buildings in Love Apartment face north and south. If you want to kneel down to the north, just kneel down towards us."

Yifei nodded solemnly and agreed, "That's right, so you guys should kneel down in front of us quickly, otherwise it will delay the auspicious time."

Zhang Wei and Ziqiao were struck by lightning when they heard this.

So now if they want to kneel down and worship the wealth position, they have to worship together with the group of people sitting on the sofa? ! !
Ziqiao asked tentatively: "How about you three... give way first?"

"Yes, yes." Zhang Wei smiled ingratiatingly, "We are just going to worship, it will be over soon."

Nanfeng and the other two showed ambiguous smiles on their faces. They turned their heads and looked around at the same time, pretending that they did not hear Ziqiao and Zhang Wei's request.

Zhang Wei saw that soft tactics didn't work, and hard tactics...hard tactics wouldn't work with Yi Fei here, so he poked Zi Qiao helplessly: "What do you think we should do now?"

Ziqiao thought about it and said, "How about we just make do with it and kneel with our eyes closed?"

Zhang Wei was struck by lightning and exclaimed, "Zi Qiao, you are so bold? Don't you know that a man's knees are made of gold?"

"I know."

Zi Qiao, who had no sense of moral shame, shrugged: "A man's knees are made of gold, so now is the time for us to cash out."

Zhang Wei was stunned when he heard this.

"Eh?"

You know what, you really don't know, Ziqiao's heresy does make some sense.

The two looked at each other with a very complicated expression, and their straight knees bent and straightened again.

"No, I really can't kneel down."

Zhang Wei waved his hands repeatedly: "I am the most courageous man in Love Apartment. Money can't distort my noble character."

"That's right. I, Lu Xiaobu, only just realized that I also have dignity and face to save."

"No, no, absolutely not."

"Yes, I think it won't hurt to miss a step."

"Yes, yes, yes, sincerity will bring you success, sincerity will bring you success..."

……

When Yumo saw Ziqiao and Zhang Wei talking in unison, he couldn't help but feel confused.

"that……"

She pointed behind the sofa and said, "If you don't want to worship the three of us, why don't you go around the sofa and continue to worship towards the north?"

Ziqiao and Zhang Wei were petrified upon hearing this.

【Yes. 】

【So what were we just arguing about? 】

(End of this chapter)