Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 703 Active Callers

Late at night, Zeng Xiaoxian’s radio station.

"…Madam, I suggest that you apologize to the groom you ran away from first, and then have a good discussion with your childhood sweetheart about your future life and how to resolve the issue of strong opposition from both sides' parents."

Zeng Xiaoxian wiped his sweat as he spoke. Although he was a veteran host of emotional programs, he really had no idea how to deal with such tricky emotional issues as running away from a wedding and escaping from a marriage.

I can only say that the radio live broadcast's rule of not allowing scolding or complaining about the audience has seriously affected my performance.

Before the young lady, who did not want to reveal her name, could reply, Zeng Xiaoxian hung up the phone.

"Okay, thank you for calling, I hope my advice can help you."

He knocked on the window, signaling Judy to stop being sleepy and get to work.

After a while, Judy raised her hand and made an OK gesture.

"Okay, now let's take our next listener's call."

"Hello?"

"Hello, are you Mr. Zeng Xiaoxian?"

A strong male voice came from the other end of the phone, causing Xiaoxian to raise his eyebrows immediately.

Although this man deliberately lowered his voice and emphasized his nasal tone to highlight his rough and masculine voice, he still recognized that this guy was Lu Ziqiao.

There's no way, they are just too familiar with each other.

"Yes, I am the good man. I am Zeng Xiaoxian~"

"Excuse me, sir, what should I call you?"

Xiaoxian pretended not to recognize Ziqiao and strictly followed his usual routine.

He wanted to see how Lu Ziqiao, as a listener, could increase his listening rate soaring just by making a phone call?

"Teacher Zeng, my last name is Adie, you can just call me Adie."

"Okay, Dad."

Zeng Xiaoxian responded subconsciously.

As soon as he said this, Xiaoxian knew that Lu Ziqiao had taken advantage of him again.

"Haha, it seems our Mr. Ah is quite humorous."

"Call me Adie."

Zi Qiao said dissatisfiedly: "Adie is my last name, Mr. Zeng, you are disrespecting me by calling me that."

"Okay...Mr. Adie"

He smiled stiffly and said, "Now it's time for listeners to call in. Please tell us about your relationship problems or the little troubles in your life and see if Xiaoxian can help you."

"That's right, Mr. Zeng."

Ziqiao got straight to the point: "Actually, I fell in love with someone. I think that person is good in every way. He is simply my idol.

"In order to make that person like me, I specially learned the basic courtship tutorial of [Teacher Lu Meng Teaches You How to Fall in Love] on Weibo."

Ziqiao cleared his throat and said in a clear voice: "Teacher Lu Meng is an outstanding emotional blogger who warms people's hearts with words and illuminates the road of emotions with wisdom.
"In the vast world of love, have you ever felt lost, longing for the guidance of a wise man to help you find your destined fate?

“Teacher Lu Meng is such a senior instructor who focuses on courtship skills and emotional strategies.

"He will use his rich experience and unique insights to enlighten your thinking about love and light a bright light for your love journey.

"Especially the basic courtship tutorial newly launched by Teacher Lu Meng [Teacher Lu Meng Teaches You How to Fall in Love] will help you understand the code of love and provide a set of effective courtship secrets.

"With the secret book in hand, true love is worry-free. Teacher Lu Meng will teach you how to fall in love and lead you to a happy life from now on!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: (○д)!!!
……

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian gripped the table with trembling fingers, and the veins on his forehead were throbbing wildly.

This, this, this, this…

Did this bastard Lu Ziqiao come here to advertise himself? ! !
But it's true, Ziqiao's move is really amazing except for being shameless and having no bottom line. After all, listeners who listen to emotional programs can indeed become fans of emotional bloggers to the greatest extent.

But this bastard actually came here to advertise?
Isn't this digging your own grave? ! !
[If you poach all my people, what should I do? ]

[Lv Ziqiao, you are too shameless! ]

【brute! 】

[What a beast!!!]

"Mr. Adie."

Xiaoxian gritted his teeth, his voice full of suppressed anger: "So, may I ask why you called me?"

"Oh, that's right."

Ziqiao said while holding back a laugh: “Although I have learned a lot of excellent and practical courtship courses and courtship theories on Teacher Lu Meng’s Weibo account.

"Speaking of which, this Teacher Lu Meng..."

"Skip over Teacher Lu Meng!"

Xiaoxian subconsciously scolded Lu Ziqiao, but soon he realized that he was currently broadcasting live.

He added with a stiff smile: "...Is it okay?"

Xiao Xian took a deep breath, wishing he could go home and kill Lv Ziqiao right now: "Mr. Adie, the time for listeners to call is limited. Can we just talk about the "but" part directly?"

"Oh, sure."

Ziqiao continued, "But, there is always a question that bothers me in my heart."

"I really have no other choice, so I called to seek your help, Mr. Zeng."

"Oh?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard this, thinking that this guy Lu Ziqiao was trying to use his Weibo account to defend himself and prove that he, a Weibo blogger with more than 30,000 followers, was not as capable as himself in solving emotional problems?
Is it like this?
impossible!
Xiaoxian would never believe that Ziqiao could be so kind.

And even if I beat Ziqiao, it wouldn't prove anything, and it wouldn't increase the listening rate.

After all, Ziqiao is just a Weibo blogger with more than 30,000 followers, not Yao Chen or Xie Na.

"Mr. Adie, please tell me your troubles and confusions. Xiaoxian will listen quietly here and do his best to help you."

Zi Qiao on the other end of the phone paused, and said in a somewhat strange tone: "My problem is that I like that person, but that person doesn't know that I like him."

"Although I know that it is impossible for the two of us to be together, I still hope to tell him about my hidden love.

"But the problem is that I'm afraid that my rash confession will cause trouble to him. Teacher Zeng, do you understand what I mean?"

"Oh……"

Xiaoxian nodded when he heard this: "This is actually just a simple secret love."

"Yes."

Ziqiao asked: "Teacher Zeng, if you were me, what would you do?"

"If it were me..."

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows. Although he didn't know what Lu Ziqiao was up to, he still asked cautiously. "Excuse me, Mr. Adie, how old are you and the person you like this year?"

It’s no wonder that Zeng Xiaoxian is cautious; it’s just that his audiences are weirder than each other.

If you are not careful, not only will you lose your bonus, but you will also lose your job.

Last time, an audience member asked me a similar question to Ziqiao. I followed normal logic and encouraged him to express his love, at least to leave no regrets.

Unexpectedly, the male listener whose voice sounded rougher than his own was just a junior high school kid, and the person he confessed to was his music teacher.

That time, I almost got scolded by Lisa for going to see my music teacher who had been dead for many years.

"Don't worry, the other party and I are both adults."

Xiaoxian was afraid that Ziqiao would cheat him, so he continued to ask anxiously, "What is your current relationship status? Are you single, divorced, or married?"

“…We are both single.”

"Then is there any relationship between you and the person you like that absolutely cannot be together, such as... brother and sister?"

"No."

Ziqiao was stunned. It turned out that Teacher Zeng was so knowledgeable?

"What about the feud? Is there any feud?"

Xiaoxian became more and more excited as he spoke: "Do your two families have any rules about not marrying, forming alliances, or becoming neighbors for three generations?"

"……nor."

Ziqiao now finally understood why Teacher Zeng’s show always ranked at the bottom.

This is the audience call-in session, and what are the questions he is asking?

"Then is there anything else between you..."

"Teacher Zeng!"

Ziqiao couldn't help but interrupt: "Just tell me whether I should confess or not."

Xiaoxian thought about it and said nervously: "If there are no legal and moral restrictions between you, then go ahead and confess your love. No matter what the result is, at least you should leave no regrets."

"In that case..."

Ziqiao said shockingly: "Teacher Zeng, actually I like you, is there a chance that we can have dinner together?"

"what?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment.

All of a sudden he felt as if there was thunder rumbling above his head, burning him on the outside and tender on the inside.

He didn't think that Lu Ziqiao would like him. After all, the fact that Ziqiao liked men was as ridiculous as Nanfeng's addiction to alcohol.

But, but!
【Lv Ziqiao you fucking bastard! 】

[Is this the way you came up with to increase my ratings? ]

【You make me feel sick!!!】

Before Zeng Xiaoxian could say anything, Ziqiao hung up the phone.

Xiaoxian took a deep breath, forced a smile and said, "Okay...Pfft, let's listen to the next listener's call."

To Xiaoxian's surprise, this time the listeners called in much faster than he had expected.

"Hello?"

"Hello, are you Mr. Zeng Xiaoxian?"

The caller this time was a girl with a very nice voice.

"Yes, I am the good man. I am Zeng Xiaoxian~"

"Excuse me, ma'am, what should I call you?"

"It does not matter."

The girl on the other end of the phone asked impatiently: "Teacher Zeng, I want to ask you, do you have a girlfriend? Will you agree to the confession of that boy just now?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's smile, which had just risen with great difficulty, disappeared in an instant.

He said patiently: "Madam, may I ask if you have any relationship problems or small troubles in life? Let's see if Xiaoxian can help you."

"I don't have any problems or worries."

The girl chirped, "I just want to ask you how it feels as a host to be confessed to by an audience member?"

Xiaoxian said awkwardly: "Ma'am, this is an emotional program to help you solve your emotional problems."

"Oh, I already said I don't have any questions, I just want to ask..."

Zeng Xiaoxian, unable to bear it any longer, hung up the phone: "Okay, let's listen to the next listener's call."

……

"Hello?"

"Hello, Mr. Zeng, are you also gay? What do you think of the concept of freedom of love?"

"Sorry, this is beyond the scope of our program's explanation."

……

"Hello?"

"Hello, Mr. Zeng, do you know if you will feel happy if a man has a crush on you?"

"sorry, I do not understand what you mean!"

……

"Hello?"

"Hello, Mr. Zeng. You seemed very calm just now. May I ask if men often confess their love to you?"

"...No!"

……

Ten minutes later, Zeng Xiaoxian scratched his head and listened to the calls from listeners one after another in frustration.

In all his many years of hosting career, his listeners have never interacted with him as actively as they do now.

This would have been a very happy thing.

But, but...

At this moment, there was only one thought left in Zeng Xiaoxian's heart.

【Lü! Zi! Qiao! 】

[I’m going to chop you to death!!!]

(End of this chapter)