Chapter 723 Hehehe

"Excuse me: What is the form of electric current in lightning?"

"Pulse current!"

……

"Excuse me: What is the next line of [Since ancient times, love has left only regrets]?"

"This hatred is lingering... Bah, it's [Good dreams are the easiest to wake up from]!"

……

"Excuse me: How can the number 8 equal one thousand?"

"Eight hundred and eighty-eight plus eighty-eight equals nine hundred and seventy-six...

"That's eight hundred and eighty-eight plus eight plus eight plus eight!"

……

"Excuse me: What is the true meaning of this codeword [Brother Zhao asks you to help me with something]...

"Ahem, this competition is for all ages. This question doesn't fit our values. Let's change it."

……

After the [Three Guns and One Cannon] team had passed the most difficult stage, the four of them finally opened fire at full power.

As the saying goes, three cobblers are better than one Zhuge Liang.

I didn't expect that when these four guys got serious, they could actually fight Yifei back and forth.

After fourteen rounds, both sides had played all their cards and each had only one drop of blood left.

"Wow."

Nan Feng said with emotion: "To be honest, I never thought that your two teams could hold out until the fifteenth round."

Upon hearing this, Xiaoxian and his foursome held their heads high, looking as if they were sure of victory.

They raised their thumbs and pointed at themselves arrogantly: "That's right, we are not vegetarians."

Then they turned their thumbs downwards towards Yifei and said, "Hu Yifei, just wait till you can post your defeat report on the Love Apartment website!"

"Ah."

Yifei leaned back on the sofa and glanced casually at the four guys opposite her.

The fact that they could fight with me till the fifteenth round shows that these four losers have some skills.

I just don't have much ability.

"The fifteenth round is about to begin. Both sides please be ready."

Nan Feng said with a smile: "A friendly reminder: since the end of the last round, the [Peach] in the card has been used up.

"That is to say, in the next six rounds, if one of your teams fails to answer a question, the other team will become the final winner."

As soon as Nanfeng finished speaking, the eyes of Xiaoxian and the other three and Yifei suddenly became sharp.

From the previous fourteen rounds of intense fighting, they knew that it was absolutely impossible for both sides to last until the sixth round before a new reshuffle.

That is to say, they will most likely decide the winner in the next few rounds.

"Team [Three Guns and One Cannon], please prepare to answer the questions."

Following Nan Feng's cold and emotionless speech, everyone's hearts instantly tensed up.

Xiaoxian and his four friends held hands and were so nervous that they breathed heavily through their mouths.

“Excuse me: Among China’s ethnic minorities, in which province are the Pumi people mainly distributed?”

"A: Province YN. B: Province SC."

"C: GZ Province. D: FJ Province."

Youyou pressed the stopwatch: "Start timing."

The four were stunned when they heard this.

Zeng Xiaoxian exclaimed: "In which province are the Pumi people mainly distributed? How do we know?"

"correct."

Zhang Wei wailed, "It's so tragic. I didn't even know there was a Pumi ethnic group."

Nan Feng shrugged: "That's why I deliberately made it a multiple-choice question, so that you have a chance to guess."

"Oh."

Ziqiao, who had been in a daze after hearing the question, suddenly realized: "So Guizhou is a province."

Everyone: (ˉ▽ˉ;)…

"Fifteen seconds left."

Youyou reminded.

"flash!"

Xiaoxian decisively threw out the [Flash] that he had just drawn in this round, increasing the answering time from fifteen seconds to twenty-five seconds.

And this is the only card they have.

There is no way. If they can't answer this question, they lose and there is no point in keeping the cards.

In this case, why not try the method of elimination over a longer period of time?

He quickly turned his head to look at Ziqiao, and asked impatiently: "I have never heard of the Pumi people in Fujian for so many years, so D is definitely not the correct answer.

"Zi Qiao, what about you?"

Ziqiao shook his head quickly: "Never heard of it."

Zhang Wei said excitedly: "Great, now we have eliminated two wrong answers.

"Guan Gu, what about you? Are you from Yunnan or Guizhou?"

"Forehead……"

Guan Gu twitched his mouth: "...I am Japanese."

"Depend on!"

The three of them immediately became dejected.

Youyou said while looking at the stopwatch: "Countdown to ten seconds, ten, nine..."

Zhang Wei gritted his teeth and said, "No matter what, now I can only choose one between A and C."

He paused, and suddenly his eyes lit up. He held Guan Gu's hand tightly and said, "Quick! Guan Gu! Choose one quickly!"

"I?"

Youyou's voice was as steady and indifferent as a clock: "Five, four..."

"There's no time left, Guan Gu, hurry up and choose!"

"I……"

"three two,……"

At this moment, Guan Gu was so nervous that even his glasses fell to the ground due to the violent shaking. He closed his eyes tightly, gritted his teeth and shouted.

"Choose C!"

"answer……"

"I object to this!"

Zhang Wei shouted out Phoenix Wright's (the protagonist of the Ace Attorney series) classic catchphrase, smoothed his hair, and revealed the resolute gaze of a legal pioneer: "We demand that Guan Gu's answer be rejected internally. We choose A!"

Nan Feng paused, and still asked without any emotion: "Are you sure?"

"Sure!"

Zhang Wei turned his head and looked at his confused teammates. He shouted, "Have you forgotten...

"Guangu is a famous detective!!!"

"Nani?"

Guan Gu covered his chest with his hands, he felt that his pure and young heart was deeply hurt.

In contrast to Guan Gu's grievance and sadness, Xiaoxian and Ziqiao's eyes suddenly lit up with dazzling brilliance when they heard the words.

"Choose A!"

They shouted in unison: "You must choose A!"

Nanfeng nodded. Perhaps out of a bad taste, he deliberately dragged out his reply for a long time.

"answer……"

Everyone held their breath and stared at Nanfeng intently.

Nanfeng tapped the coffee table lightly with his hand card, as if questioning everyone's nervous hearts.

"This is a historic moment, and the correct answer may well determine the fate of both teams for decades to come."

He said in a deep voice: "I declare... I will be back right after the commercial!"

“SKIP THE ADS!!!”

Unable to bear it any longer, the crowd grabbed whatever they could and threw it at Nanfeng.

"You guys are really going too far!"

Nan Feng, who was hit and had to crouch down with his head in his hands, said angrily: "You have no respect for the referee and the host at all. This game can't continue!"

"Stop talking nonsense! Announce it now!"

Nan Feng's ears hurt from the shouting. He covered his ears, sat back in dissatisfaction and muttered, "You guys don't understand the effect of the show at all."

Everyone stared at Nanfeng expressionlessly, their knuckles crackling.

"The game continues, the game continues..."

Nanfeng was shocked when he saw this, and he quickly became serious.

"I declare that the [Three Guns and One Cannon] team answers..."

Everyone became nervous again.

"correct answer!"

"yeah!"

Xiaoxian, Ziqiao and Zhang Wei stood up with excitement on their faces. They pulled Guan Gu into their arms and cheered.

"Guangu is magical!"

"Guangu is magical!"

"Guan Gu is amazing!" Guan Gu, who was sandwiched between the three people, shouted happily and depressedly: "This time it was just an accident, don't think that all my guesses are wrong!!!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Everyone burst into laughter when they heard this.

Zhang Wei is truly a talent, as he can apply Guan Gu's metaphysical law of "whatever you guess is wrong" in reverse.

After Zeng Xiaoxian and the others finished celebrating, Nanfeng turned to look at Yifei.

"Team [Queen], please prepare to answer the questions."

Yifei sat up straight after hearing that.

Nan Feng looked down at the card and raised his eyebrows in surprise: "I have to say it's quite a coincidence, Yifei, you also have to answer a multiple-choice question this round."

He paused, then continued: "As we all know, The Beatles are the greatest, most influential and most successful band in the history of pop music."

"Excuse me: In which year was their famous single "Help" released?"

“A: 1970. B: 1965.”

“C: 1973. D: 1961.”

Yifei's eyes darkened when she heard this. This was another question that was beyond her knowledge.

She scratched her head in frustration, muttering over and over again: "help...help...help..."

“Oh, you can’t answer that.”

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled frivolously and said, "It's no use calling for help now. No one can help you."

"Shut your stinky mouth!"

Yifei gritted her teeth and said, "You are just lucky. You just happened to eliminate two wrong answers first, otherwise you would have lost the last question!"

"cut."

Xiaoxian pouted his lips high, and his tail seemed to be lifted up to the sky.

He said proudly, "We were able to eliminate two wrong answers because of our own strength. If you have the ability, you can also eliminate two wrong answers before making your choice."

"correct."

Zi Qiao said arrogantly: "It's not that we underestimate you, but your metaphysical law is the same as Guan Gu's [whatever you guess is wrong]. Even if we are willing to let you choose one of the two, you will not make the right choice."

"cut."

Yifei said disdainfully: "Since the rules don't allow it, you can say whatever you want."

Zhang Wei chuckled: "It's not our problem that the rules don't allow it, it's the referee's problem.

"Actually, we're really sorry and would like you to choose between the two."

"Don't blame everything on the referee. The rules don't say it's not allowed."

Referee Nanfeng blinked when he heard this and signaled Youyou to stop counting temporarily.

He turned his head and looked at Zhang Wei and Zi Qiao: "Just like your two teams just raised the stakes without authorization, as long as both parties reach a consensus, let alone removing two wrong answers, even letting the other team answer one question is fine."

"ah?!!"

The arrogant and complacent smile on Ziqiao's face suddenly subsided. He widened his eyes and asked, "Is this okay?"

Nan Feng shrugged: "The referee is only there to ensure the fairness of the game. If both parties are willing, you can decide on such trivial matters by yourselves, just like you did when you raised the bet just now."

He looked at Ziqiao and the other three and said, "So were you just bragging, or do you really want Yifei to choose between the two?"

Xiaoxian, Zhang Wei, Ziqiao and Guan Gu suddenly felt like they were sitting on pins and needles, as if a thorn in their backs and a fishbone stuck in their throats.

"Yo."

Yifei sneered, "You're bragging too much, aren't you? Isn't it too early to say that?"

"You can regret it now. It's normal for the four of you to break your promises anyway."

Ziqiao turned his head to look at his teammates and asked cautiously, "So what should we do now?"

"What else can be done?"

Guan Gu pressed his wildly beating temple and looked at the three complacent guys with helplessness on his face.

They are typical examples of people who become arrogant when they are successful. Every time they are about to succeed, they start to fail because of their arrogance.

[If you want to be arrogant or taunt us, please wait until we win! 】

[Who always opens champagne at halftime? ! ! ]

The four of them looked at each other, then waved their hands dejectedly at Nan Feng: "Alright, let her choose one of the two."

A real man should stick to his word.

No matter what their purpose was in saying this, now that the words have been spoken, they must stick to it.

Isn’t it just a choice between two?
Give in!

"Okay, then..."

"Wait a minute!"

Yifei snorted, "I object!"

Nan Feng turned his head to look at Yi Fei in surprise, and he confirmed: "What do you mean?"

Yifei raised her head proudly, revealing her swan-like slender neck.

"I am the Queen of Queens. A queen should have the attitude and pride of a queen."

She glanced at the four guys opposite with an arrogant look and said, "I don't accept their humility.

“To win, I want to win impeccably.

"Lose, old lady...this queen must also stand upright and lose."

"it is good!!!"

The onlookers applauded and cheered, their praises were beyond words.

"Ok."

Nanfeng nodded and signaled Youyou to continue timing.

"Countdown..."

"Choose D!"

Yifei said neatly.

She didn't know which of ABCD was the correct answer, so she could only choose a relatively reliable one based on her intuition.

Nan Feng nodded: "The test is over, answer..."

Everyone took a deep breath and stared at Nanfeng with nervousness and anticipation.

"wrong answer."

Nan Feng pointed at Xiao Xian and the other three and said passionately, "Let us give a warm round of applause to our winners today - the [Three Guns and One Cannon] team!"

"yeah!!!"

Xiaoxian and the other three suddenly jumped up from the sofa and hugged each other excitedly.

"yeah!!!"

The onlookers also ran over and hugged Ziqiao and the others tightly.

"Teacher Zeng, Guan Gu, Zi Qiao, and Zhang Wei, you four are awesome!"

Wanyu and Youyou also came over excitedly. Youyou's face was full of joy, as if she had won.

"I really didn't expect that the four of you could beat Sister Yifei!"

"It's really amazing!"

"cut."

Yifei pouted, her whole face full of unhappiness.

Nan Feng gently patted Yi Fei's shoulder. He tilted his head and whispered to Yi Fei, "How is it? Do you regret letting her win?"

Yifei's eyes widened when she heard that. She covered her mouth and responded in a voice as thin as a mosquito.

"You know this as well?"

Nan Feng smiled and spread his hands: "With my hearing, how could I not tell whether you are really sure of a decisive victory or just bluffing?"

Without waiting for Yifei to reply, Nanfeng gently placed his index finger on his lips.

"Keep it a secret, I understand."

Nan Feng smiled and said, "Don't worry, I definitely won't tell anyone."

"Oh?"

Yifei narrowed her eyes and looked at Nanfeng suspiciously: "Why do I always feel that you are holding back a lot of bad intentions?"

Just as Nanfeng was about to speak, he heard Zeng Xiaoxian's exaggerated exclamation.

"Hey, isn't this our invincible Hu Yifei, Queen Fei?"

Xiaoxian and the other three put their arms around each other's shoulders, overjoyed, and walked towards Yifei in a proud and arrogant manner.

"Hey, Yifei, why do you look like a frost-bitten eggplant now?"

Xiaoxian said pretentiously: "You are our life mentor, you can't just fall down like this."

"What life coach?"

Yifei crossed her arms and looked at Xiaoxian and the other three with an unpleasant look.

"What do you want to do?"

"Nothing, we just think what you said is very right, very right!"

Xiaoxian said proudly: "If there are no rules, then winning or losing is meaningless; if winning or losing is meaningless, then the game is meaningless; if the game is meaningless, then our next move is also meaningless, right?"

Under the surprised gazes of the crowd, the four of them sang to the tune of the hero song, shaking their heads and swaying their bodies, just like Yifei had mocked Zhang Wei at that time.

"Hu Yifei, you lost~~~Everyone knows that you lost~~~"

"Hey yo hey yo hey yo hey, hey hey hey!!!"

They struck a pose that was so handsome.

“Hehehe! Hehehehe!!!”

Yifei's defense was broken instantly.

"what!!!"

(End of this chapter)

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