Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 730 Magical Baby

Except for Xinling, everyone present was staring at Ziqiao with murderous intent in their eyes.

Although everyone couldn't figure out what Lu Ziqiao was trying to do, they were sure that this guy was definitely bored and wanted to do something fancy.

Guan Gu gritted his teeth, and a cold light flashed in his eyes.

[Lü Ziqiao, what on earth do you want to do? ! ! ]

If Xinling hadn't been here, she would have definitely pressed Ziqiao against the wall and yelled into his ear that she wanted to die together with him.

Ziqiao smiled and winked at Guan Gu.
[Don't be nervous, I just want to improve my seniority in front of Xinling. ]

[I have been a nephew for so many years, and today I finally have the opportunity to become an uncle. You should just consider it as fulfilling my small wish.]

Guan Gu understood Ziqiao's eyes, and he gritted his teeth even more.

[Lü Ziqiao! Just wait for me! ]

Ziqiao gave Guan Gu an ambiguous smile.

His philosophy of life is to have fun first, and as for Guan Gu and You You's subsequent revenge...

【Who care? 】

"Uncle?"

Xinling looked at Ziqiao for a long time before hesitantly asking, "...so young?"

Ziqiao lied without blinking: "Oh, I'm Youyou's mother's thirteenth brother, so of course I look young."

Youyou almost vomited blood when he heard this.

"The thirteenth brother?!!"

Xinling was startled. She covered her chest and laughed dryly: "Ziqiao, your mother... is quite amazing."

After she finished speaking, she finally realized something was wrong: "No, since you are Youyou's mother's thirteenth brother, how can you be the eldest uncle?"

"Forehead……"

Ziqiao thought for a moment, then shrugged his shoulders in a sad tone, "This is our family's tradition. We only count the generations of living people."

"My twelve older brothers all died, so I was promoted from the youngest uncle to the eldest uncle."

"what?"

Xinling was stunned, and Youyou was so upset by Ziqiao's words.

Fortunately, she doesn't have an uncle, otherwise even if her mother had many younger brothers, they would not be enough for Ziqiao to harm.

After a while, Xinling reluctantly accepted Ziqiao's statement.

She twitched her lips and said, "Whether it's your family's traditions or experiences... they're all quite inspiring."

"It's fate, there's nothing we can do about it."

Ziqiao pretended to sigh and wiped away the crocodile tears from the corners of his eyes: "Life and death are determined by fate. Our family has such a tradition in the hope that future generations can take life and death lightly, not worry about the dead, but cherish their living relatives."

He glanced at Youyou and said in a mournful tone, "Am I right?"

"My dear...eldest niece?"

"Correct."

Youyou's face was tense, with veins faintly bulging on his forehead.

[Lü Ziqiao, just wait for me! ]

[As soon as Xinling leaves, I will let you feel the love of your aunt! ! ! ]

"what!"

Ziqiao was secretly happy, but his face became more and more sad: "When I think about this, I miss my twelve brothers who passed away even more.

"Tang Youyou, please call me uncle a few times so that I can heal the pain in my heart."

"Lu Ziqiao!"

Youyou threatened in a low voice: "Don't go too far!"

"What words! What kind of words are these!"

Ziqiao was certain that with Xinling present, Guan Gu and Youyou would definitely not dare to turn against him.

He shouted bitterly, "Tang You You, how can you talk to your uncle like this?"

Youyou's eyes widened: "You!"

Ziqiao snorted and turned to look at Xinling: "Xinling, look at me, your heartless niece."

"She can't even show proper respect to her elders. How can she be a good wife, good..."

Youyou hurried forward and covered Ziqiao's mouth.

"Uncle! Uncle!"

As an actor, it is rare for Youyou to have a stiff smile on her face that is inconsistent with the role.

She gasped and said in a low voice, "Uncle, I'm sorry. I will respect you!"

"Well, that's right."

Ziqiao nodded with satisfaction.

He raised his eyebrows in a sultry way and said to Youyou in a voice as thin as a mosquito: "How is it? Don't you think that playing yourself is boring and not challenging at all?"

"I have turned you from a young aunt into a niece. Do you find it interesting and challenging?"

"Is it exciting? Is it surprising? Are you happy?"

"Exciting! Unexpected! Happy!"

Youyou had a smile on her face, and was already thinking about which piece of meat she should cut off from Ziqiao's body to eat with wine after the matter was over.

"Xinling, don't mind it."

Guan Gu saw that Xinling had been staring at Ziqiao and Youyou's movements. He smiled awkwardly and explained to Xinling: "They are about the same age and they do like to make noises."

"It's okay. I feel fine."

Xinling smiled, but there was a hint of sadness in her eyes.

"I feel very happy to have a relative who can talk, laugh and play with me."

Guan Gu scratched his head awkwardly upon hearing this, not knowing how to comfort Xin Ling.

Seeing that they were still standing outside the door, Nan Feng quickly extended his hand and said, "Guan Gu, why are you still standing there? Please ask the guests to sit down first."

"Oh yes."

Guan Gu took Xinling to the sofa, and Xinling immediately saw the baby doll that Yumo had placed on the coffee table with its butt facing up.

"What is this?" Guan Gu hurried forward upon seeing this and held the baby in his arms.

"This is my child."

He smiled stiffly and stuffed the doll into Youyou's arms.

Youyou got into the role instantly. She stared at Xinling with a smile and started rocking the child skillfully while holding him.

Xinling was really shocked by the scene before her.

She staggered back a few steps, holding her chest. Fortunately, Meijia and Wanyu immediately stepped forward to help.

Seeing this, Ziqiao, who was behind Xinling, smiled triumphantly at everyone and pointed his thumb at himself complacently.

【What do you think? It has to be me. 】

[Look, when Xinling saw the baby, wasn't she completely stunned? ]

[I told you, as long as Guan Gu has a child, Xinling will definitely give up. ]

Everyone silently gave him the middle finger, and the smile on Ziqiao's face immediately disappeared.

With everyone's comfort, Xinling finally calmed down.

She asked in surprise: "Guan Gu, you already have a child? Why haven't I heard you mention it before?"

"Uh... this was an accident."

Meijia helped explain: "You know, it's normal for young couples to have accidents. They kept doing it... and it happened."

"An accidental discharge of a gun?"

Xinling said helplessly: "Even if that's the case, you can't just leave the baby on the coffee table like this, he will get sick."

"fine."

Yu Mo chimed in: "The doctor said that sleeping on a hard surface is good for your back."

Xinling was startled when she heard this: "Just now the baby was face down, back up."

"You call this... good for his back?"

"Forehead……"

Yu Mo was speechless for a moment and could only use his eyes to signal others who could think of a reason to help explain it.

Curry Sauce said, "It's like this, just now it was because the time for the waist support was up, so we switched to the facial support."

"Face support?!!"

"correct."

Curry Sauce made up a story: "The doctor said that using the face to press against the coffee table can stimulate the development of the baby's nose and eyes. This way, the baby will be a handsome boy with a high nose and big eyes in the future."

After she finished speaking, she closed her eyes in embarrassment and patted her forehead.

[Such a ridiculous reason, what the hell am I talking about! ]

"Yes, really?"

Xinling listened to everyone's nonsense and felt that her three views were crumbling.

She couldn't figure out whether there was something wrong with these people's parenting knowledge, or whether she had been in a coma for a year and could no longer keep up with the parenting concepts of 2016.

Xinling pointed at Youyou and the baby and asked, "Then why is Youyou being held with her feet facing up and her head facing down?"

Youyou was suddenly startled. She looked down at the toy doll in her arms and realized that she had mixed up the baby's head and feet again.

"Depend on!"

Youyou exclaimed and immediately adjusted the baby's position.

Then, she smiled brightly at Cyndi and said, "The doctor said... letting blood flow back into the head from time to time will help the baby's brain development."

Xin Ling's eyes darkened when she heard this: "Is this what the doctor said?"

Everyone looked at each other. They knew that their previous explanations were more ridiculous than the last, but things had developed to this point. Facing Xinling's doubts, they had no choice but to force a smile and nod.

"That's right!"

……

……

……

Xinling hesitated again and again, but couldn't help but ask weakly: "Does this doctor have a grudge against you guys?"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

As soon as Xinling finished speaking, 3602 suddenly burst into laughter that was uglier than crying.

"how come……"

Everyone said in unison, like the cuckoo weeping blood

Xinling felt dizzy upon seeing this.

After so many explanations just now, the only thing she could confirm was that this baby might really be the result of an accidental discharge between Guan Gu and his wife.

It was obvious that no one present was ready to take care of a baby.

Xinling gently reminded him, "Guan Gu, the baby is still very fragile. You have to think carefully about whether what the doctor said is right or not."

Guan Gu laughed dryly a few times: "Don't worry, Xinling. We will pay attention."

"That's good."

Xinling's lips curled up into a smile again: "By the way, is the baby a handsome boy or a beautiful girl?"

"Little handsome boy!"

"Little beauty!"

Guan Gu and You You said at the same time.

Xinling was completely confused. She asked blankly, "The baby is already a few months old, and you and your wife don't even know whether it's a boy or a girl?"

"Well..."

The two looked at each other, and Youyou let out a long sigh before Xinling could continue asking questions.

Youyou looked sad: "Actually, actually the baby is a hermaphrodite, with two reproductive systems."

"ah?!!"

Everyone present exclaimed in unison.

(End of this chapter)