Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 745: The Popular Guan Gu and You You
Chapter 745: The Popular Guan Gu and You You
"I'm moving here?"
Youyou pointed at herself in surprise: "But aren't there already four people in your suite? Where would I live if I moved in?"
Ziqiao blinked and said with a smile, "You can live in the same room with Guan Gu."
"no!"
Before Guan Gu and You You could speak, Zhang Wei screamed, "Lv Ziqiao, your idea is too evil!"
[Inside his mind, Zhang Wei gritted his teeth and whipped Ziqiao with a belt.]
【Lv Ziqiao, you bastard! 】
[Do you know that if Youyou also moves out, I will have to pay the rent of 3604 by myself! ]
[The rent for your suite is halved, and the water and electricity are all free. ]
【what about me? 】
[Should I castrate you? Then we can be a couple! ! ! ]
Ziqiao shrugged and said nonchalantly, "What's wrong with this? Guan Gu and my aunt haven't just started dating. They've been dating for almost a year. It's reasonable for them to live together."
Zhang Wei said angrily: "You still know that Youyou is your aunt. Which nephew would let his aunt live with someone else?"
"It's going to rain, and my aunt is going to get married. Isn't it just a matter of time?"
Zi Qiao curled his lips: "Besides, they are not in a [pure relationship], does it matter whether they live together or not?"
Upon hearing this, everyone looked at Guan Gu and You You with strange expressions.
"Lu Ziqiao!"
Youyou covered her face in embarrassment.
Zhanbo opened his eyes wide and asked curiously, "How do you judge whether this relationship is pure or not?"
Nan Feng waved his hand disapprovingly: "Zhanbo, the fact that you can ask this question means that your relationship with Wanyu is still pure."
Zhanbo shook his head: "I still don't understand."
"oops."
Meijia said directly: "Whether a young couple is pure or not, to put it bluntly, depends on whether they have exchanged original shares."
“Original shares?”
Zhanbo said with a sigh, and suddenly realized: "I understand, that is to say, Guan Gu and Youyou have already... mastered each other's financial situation, right?"
"I understand now. When feelings are tainted with the smell of money, they are no longer pure."
"Hehehe..."
Everyone laughed dryly. Seeing that Zhanbo had already made his logic self-consistent, they felt embarrassed to instill any bad ideas into this little fool.
Ziqiao spread his hands towards Zhang Wei: "Well, you don't have any objections now, right?"
"No, I don't agree!"
Zhang Wei's face was tense, and he was unwilling to let Youyou move into 3602: "Two young lovers living together for a long time is not in line with public order and good customs!"
"If they are going to move, it should be Guan Gu who moves in. They can each have a room, which is spacious."
"Zhang Wei!"
Ziqiao's face suddenly turned stern, and he sternly asked, "Can you have a little more sense of the collective and a sense of the overall situation?"
"If Guan Gu and You You live in 3604, then only you will benefit. If they live in 3602, then the three of us will benefit."
"As part of a collective, you have to sacrifice for the greater good."
He patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said, "Don't say that I don't consider your financial ability, brother. You can move in with Teacher Zeng. Anyway, their bedroom in 3601 is very big now."
"Most importantly, you never sleepwalk when you sleep with Teacher Zeng."
"ah?!!"
Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at himself in astonishment: "You want me to live with Zhang Wei again?"
"Don't listen to him. Anyone who doesn't sacrifice himself and asks others to plug bullet holes and clear mines is talking nonsense!"
Zhang Wei curled his lips at Ziqiao with disdain: "We are all part of the collective. Why do you always benefit while Teacher Zeng and I have to sacrifice for the greater good?"
Ziqiao's eyes turned slyly: "Isn't it because I have a high level of awareness and have always stood on the side of the people?"
"Then I can also choose to stand on the side of the people."
He looked at Ziqiao with disdain: "Since you are so conscious, why don't you sacrifice yourself for the greater good? Let's switch rooms and you can stay in room 3604!"
Zhang Wei chuckled and said, "Well, now it depends on whether you have a sense of collective consciousness and a sense of the overall situation."
"Forehead……"
Ziqiao pretended to be regretful and said, "Zhang Wei, it's not that I don't want to agree to you, it's just that I've lived in 3602 for too long, and everyone is used to it."
"If I move to 3604, Mika and the others will definitely be sad."
“Not at all.”
Meijia complained mercilessly: "If you move to 3604, we will definitely set off firecrackers to celebrate for three days and three nights!"
Curry Sauce also nodded: "That's right, Brother Ziqiao, if you don't live in 3602, our suite will be too peaceful."
"you……"
Ziqiao was stunned.
He pulled Meijia over and whispered, "Chen Meijia, you are not mistaken!"
"I'm fighting for the collective interests of our suite, and you have the nerve to undermine me!"
Meijia blinked: "But if we follow Zhang Wei's proposal, the collective interests of our suite will not be harmed."
"you!"
Ziqiao's face suddenly turned pale.
He turned around and looked at Guan Gu with hope on his face: "Guan Gu, you will definitely not be as heartless as those two and agree to my moving to 3604, right?"
Guan Gu scratched his head awkwardly: "Actually... Ziqiao, you don't live in the apartment every other day, so it doesn't matter whether you move out or not."
Ziqiao was dumbfounded: "Guan Gu! Even you..."
"hey-hey."
Zhang Wei smiled proudly at Ziqiao: "Well, now you have nothing to say, right?"
"me……"
Ziqiao hesitated for a long time, and when he saw Jiang Elbow passing by the living room, he quickly pointed at Jiang Elbow and said, "Even if you guys are unreliable, don't we still have Jiang Elbow?"
"I've been so good to Jiang Houzi, and I even gave him his name. If he knew I was moving away, he would definitely be reluctant to leave, right?"
Seeing that no one took his words seriously, Ziqiao squatted down and hooked his arm towards Jiang Elbow.
"Sauce elbow, come here!"
"Wang?"
Jiang Elbow looked up at Yanzi Qiao blankly, then twisted his butt and turned away without looking back.
Ziqiao was petrified on the spot when he saw this.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"
Everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter when they saw this.
Nan Feng laughed and teased, "Zi Qiao, do you think you are hated by everyone?"
"Go! Go! Go."
Ziqiao felt humiliated and his face turned pale and blue.
Zhang Wei said cheerfully, "So, I think it's more reliable for Guan Gu to move in. This way, we have three people sharing the rent for both suites, and the financial pressure on everyone won't be so great."
"It's decided. Guan Gu will move in at the end of the month."
"Forehead……"
Guan Gu twitched his lips, raised his hand and said, "Can I express my opinion on this matter?"
"Do not……"
Zhang Wei subconsciously wanted to say no, but when he turned his head and saw that the person speaking was Guan Gu, he quickly swallowed the words.
"Guan Gu, you say, you say..."
Guan Gu looked at Zhang Wei and Zi Qiao expressionlessly: "Please, both of you, before discussing this matter, can you please ask for my and Youyou's opinions first?"
Zi Qiao raised his eyebrows: "Is... this necessary?"
"Of course!"
Guan Gu and You You looked at each other, then they leaned back on the sofa, suddenly looking awkward and pretentious.
"We hadn't even thought about living together until you guys brought it up. It was really too fast."
"We'll be shy."
Youyou leaned in Guan Gu's arms and made shy sounds at the right time.
"Ah..." Everyone rubbed their bodies, they were covered with goosebumps due to the disgusting sensuality of Guan Gu and Youyou.
Ziqiao looked at the most clingy couple in the apartment with a sore tooth. "It's not like you two just started dating yesterday. It's been almost a year. Why are you still shy?"
Xiaoxian, who couldn't bear to watch, continued Ziqiao's words, "Besides, the two of you are so inseparable that even a chainsaw can't cut you apart. Why are you pretending?"
Zhang Wei curled his lips: "That's right, Youyou, you come back to 3604 later every night than Teacher Zeng comes back from the live broadcast."
"You spend so much time with Guan Gu every day, it wouldn't hurt to live together and stay a few more hours."
"Yo~~~"
Everyone started to make a fuss upon hearing this.
Youyou immediately shyly covered her face with her hands, and looked through the gaps between her fingers to see if there was a crack in the ground in the living room that she could crawl into.
Guan Gu blinked in panic, and said seriously: "I think when two people are together, they still need a little independent space."
Youyou also tried to save face by saying, "That's right, I don't think couples have to live together."
"Besides, we weren't far away anyway."
Zhang Wei said anxiously, "But if couples move in, the rent will be halved, and the water and electricity will be free. You two can be fussy about anyone, but don't be fussy about the money."
"correct."
It was rare for Ziqiao to stand on the same front as Zhang Wei: "If you really need your own independent space, then Guan Gu and I can move there together."
"Wait, you and Guan Gu are moving there together?"
Meijia reacted instantly. She widened her eyes, pointed at Ziqiao's nose and cursed: "Lv Ziqiao, do you want to abandon me and Curry Sauce and sneak away to 3604 to enjoy the couple's benefits?"
"I'll kill you with a sip of salt soda!"
"Chen Meijia, can you please be reasonable?"
Zi Qiao said confidently: "I am my aunt's eldest nephew, so of course I have the responsibility to supervise their couple life."
"Ha ha……"
Youyou pursed her lips: "I don't believe what you said."
"fart!"
As expected, faced with Ziqiao's nonsense, Meijia scolded him even more harshly.
Yu Mo felt very troubled when he saw Ziqiao, Meijia and Zhang Wei arguing about Guan Gu and Youyou living together.
She didn't expect that just saying she wanted to move in with Nanfeng would cause such a big mess.
Yu Mo suggested weakly: "How about... I don't move to 3603, and we keep everything the same?"
"No !!!!"
The three of them shouted in unison, which frightened Yu Mo.
Ziqiao flatly refused: "Yumo, if you don't move over, then our quarrel would be in vain."
Zhang Wei nodded in agreement: "That's right, Yumo, you can rest assured and enjoy your sweet couple life with Nanfeng. I will defend the glory of 3604!"
Meijia sneered, "No matter whether Guan Gu and You You want to live together or not, and no matter whether they live in 3602 or 3604, I just don't want that bastard Zi Qiao to succeed so easily!"
"Guangu! Youyou! What do you say!?"
The three of them turned their heads and looked at Guan Gu and You You aggressively.
"Well..."
The two people who inexplicably became the key to the problem looked at each other and made the same decision.
"We think... we should reconsider living together."
Guan Gu smiled and said, "It's only the beginning of July anyway, and it's still a long way to the end of the month. Give us a little more time to think about it."
"Next month, next month we will definitely give you an answer!"
The three of them remained silent, just staring at Guan Gu and Youyou.
"Half a month then?"
……
The three remained silent.
"One week?"
……
The looks in Ziqiao and the other two's eyes became more and more dangerous.
"Three days! Just three days!"
Guan Gu wailed, "Don't push me. Living together is a big deal. We have to think it through. If you push me again, I'll commit suicide in a minute!"
"Okay, three days is three days!"
Ziqiao, Zhang Wei and Meijia said in unison.
"Ugh……"
Guan Gu and You You looked at each other helplessly.
……
That night, in Yumo's bedroom, Yumo and Yifei were packing their luggage.
Although Room 3601 still needs to be ventilated for a few more days before people can move in, most of Yifei's things can be packed up now and sent to her new bedroom one after another.
As for Yumo, her lease does not expire until the end of this month, but as long as Wanyu and Zhanbo move back to 3601, she can move directly to 3603.
As both are girls, Yumo has much more things than Yifei, so of course she needs to start packing her luggage earlier.
As Yu Mo packed his clothes, he lowered his head and complained, "If I had known that moving to 3603 would cause such a big problem, I would not have agreed to Nan Feng moving in with him."
"This is none of your business."
Yifei shrugged and said nonchalantly, "For couples, the rent is halved, and the water and electricity are all free. I wonder how many people would envy us if we told them about the benefits of our apartment."
"Since you and Nanfeng meet the requirements, it's normal for you to live together."
She made an “eight” gesture and said, “I’ve calculated for you guys, you can save eight thousand yuan if you live together, and that doesn’t even include the water and electricity bills.”
"Why don't you young couple use this money to do something else? Why use it to give the landlord a bargain?"
Yu Mo sighed: "But if I move away, won't the financial pressure on Zhang Wei and Youyou increase?"
Yifei comforted him, "Don't worry, Guan Gu might move there next month.
"Then the three of them will only have to pay 4,000 yuan, which is even more cost-effective than when you were here."
"What if Guan Gu didn't move there?"
Yifei thought for a moment and said, "They have two empty rooms, so they can definitely recruit new roommates."
"Or let Zhang Wei find a girlfriend to share the rent with, so he can work less for several years."
"If it really doesn't work, we who have already enjoyed the couple's benefits can also share some of the money we save as financial support for them."
She waved her hand and said nonchalantly: "Don't worry, as long as we work together, there will always be more solutions than problems, and there will be no problem."
Yu Mo was stunned: "Why didn't you tell me about these solutions during the day?"
"I wanted to say that, but who made them quarrel among themselves when they were indecisive?"
Yifei blinked and said, "Besides, Guan Gu and You You haven't decided whether to live together yet. There's no point in talking about this now."
She stood up and patted the boxes she had packed.
"Let's not talk about this for now, Yumo, don't say that I, as a good sister, don't support you. Take all the things in this box."
"what?"
Yumo looked down at the familiar cardboard box, and his expression suddenly became strange: "Yifei, why do you still keep these family planning products?!!!"
"Isn't this because there has been no chance to lose it?"
Yifei pushed the box to Yumo as a matter of course: "I really can't use this box of stuff, so giving it to you will be a good use of it."
"You young lovers often have accidents with your guns, so you must pay attention to safety."
"thank you."
Yu Mo rolled his eyes at Yi Fei and pushed the box back: "We can't use this thing, you should take it back and put it in the bottom of the box."
Yifei was full of curiosity: "It can't be used? Why can't it be used?"
Yu Mo blushed and said, "Ah, if I can't use it, then I can't use it. Why do I have to ask so many questions?"
Yifei raised her eyebrows: "Could it be that Nanfeng...I am ill?"
Yu Mo hesitated and said, "You ask me, how should I know?"
"hiss……"
Yifei took a deep breath when she heard this. She looked at Yumo strangely and said, "You two are not really in a pure relationship, are you?"
(End of this chapter)
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