What? Are all the monsters on the westbound journey my disciples?

Chapter 118 King Huang Feng: Happy Buddha, are you teaching me how to do things?

Chapter 118 King Huang Feng: Happy Buddha, are you teaching me how to do things?

"Happy Buddha, why did you come to me?"

The yellow-haired ferret slowly walked out of the hole, wearing a black gown and holding a cuff button with one hand. He glanced at the Buddha of Joy inadvertently and asked.

"If you see my Buddha, why don't you come and pay homage quickly?"

Feeling the yellow-haired marten's eyes as if looking at his subordinates, Huanxi Buddha sternly scolded him.

A stern look flashed in the yellow-haired marten's eyes, but it was just a flash, and he didn't say much. He just cupped his hands perfunctorily: "I've seen the Happy Buddha." Then he tied his cuffs casually and continued to ask: "You Why did you come to me?"

"you!"

Huanxi Buddha wanted to scold him again, but as he spoke, he remembered the pig gang hyena thing again... took a deep breath and suppressed his anger...

"I came here specifically to convey the Lord Buddha's decree."

As he spoke, the Happy Buddha stretched out his fingers, and a golden Buddha decree floated in front of the yellow-haired marten: "I, the Buddha, have ordered that when Tang Sanzang passes by Huangfengling, you must personally attack, capture him, and take his life for the sake of peace. I will change the candidate for Journey to the West!"

"What? Change the book reader?!"

The yellow-haired marten was stunned, narrowed his eyes slightly, looked at the Happy Buddha and said in surprise: "Teacher... isn't the Holy Monk of the Tang Dynasty a person who is destined to learn scriptures? I don't just need to do one show, why do I want to kill the Holy Monk now? ?”

"What a holy monk, he is just a mortal..." Huanxi Buddha said with disdain: "It is a great fortune for him to go to Lingshan to learn scriptures and ascend to the throne of Buddha. He actually dared to encourage Huoyun Cave to come. Dealing with Buddhism..."

"In that case, let him step down from his role as Buddhist monk and replace him with someone else!"

Listening to Huanxi Buddha's understatement, the yellow-haired marten felt like shit in his heart, and could barely maintain his arrogant state.

No wonder when Master told them stories before, he always showed disdain when he mentioned Buddhism... This is really true, if the wealth and honor from the sky falls on you, you can't catch it!

"Did the Buddha tell me what to do?"

The yellow-haired marten did not refuse, but just asked the Happy Buddha with a smile... If anyone looks carefully at the smile of the yellow-haired marten, they will definitely find that the smile contains three parts of gloating, three parts of ridicule, and three parts of laughter. Partly sarcastic, and one part careless.

Huanxi Buddha thought that the yellow-haired mink was just an ordinary pet mink spirit. He didn't care if he dared to disobey his orders. He continued to talk to himself: "The World Honored One has no more detailed requirements, but I think, if you just devour it in one bite when we meet, then there will be no problem."

"Swallow it, right? OK, I understand. You can go back."

A trace of sarcasm flashed across the yellow-haired marten's eyes again, and he nodded slightly to express understanding, then sent him away and turned around to return to the cave.

Huanxi Buddha wanted to rush in and give the mouse a hard slap, but thinking about the incident with the pig and hyena, he was afraid of causing problems again, so he could only warn loudly: "Yellow-haired sable mouse, this time is an order given by the Buddha himself! You If you dare to disobey, you will be skinned and boned! I won’t leave, I will keep an eye on you!”

"Okay, I get it now."

The yellow-haired marten didn't even look back, just waved in the air, continued to tie his cuffs, straightened his back, and walked back into the hole...

In the Yellow Wind Cave... in the hall at the moment, a pretty woman was nibbling on the fairy fruit and looking curiously at the returning yellow-haired mink.

"Hey, Eighth Senior Brother, why did Happy Buddha come to you? Is he going to deal with Master?"

Yes, this pretty woman is the jade-faced princess vixen who went to warn the black bear spirit before. She is also the junior sister among Chen Xuanzang's disciples.

"Ah."

The yellow-haired ferret nodded casually, as if this matter was not as important as tying his cuffs: "He wants me to eat the master."

"Sure enough, Senior Sister and the others were right in guessing that Buddhism is about to change its master!"

Jade Face angrily waved his fist in the air: "Master is right, Buddhists are all bad guys! Eighth Senior Brother, what are you going to do?"

The yellow-haired ferret changed hands and continued to tie the cufflinks.

"You're just a small Buddhist, but you're worthy of calling our master?"

Huang Feng snorted coldly, raised his head, and looked out of the cave with stern eyes: "Master thinks highly of his Buddhism and chooses Buddhism to overcome the tribulation. That is the honor of the Buddhist sect! It's okay if they cooperate well with Master to overcome the tribulation. Don't you dare to do it now? If you do it, then you will not be toasted but will be punished with wine!"

"Eighth Senior Brother, please don't mess around!"

The little junior sister was frightened... The story that these eighth senior brothers of my family learned from their master was the skills learned by Long Aotian, including female videos! Now my whole body looks like a domineering boss! She was really afraid that her eighth senior brother would say, "It's getting colder and Buddhism will go bankrupt!"

"If you ruin Master's worldly experience, be careful that Senior Sister and Second Senior Sister come to settle the score with you!"

"How can I, a great man, be afraid of them? If I hadn't seen them as senior sisters..." Huang Feng subconsciously wanted to reply...but as soon as he said the words, he realized who he was talking about, choked up, and quickly changed He said: "Don't worry, I'm measured!"

"Hmph, you'd better have it!" The little junior sister Yumian raised her neck proudly, pulled the tiger skin of the two senior sisters and reminded: "The two senior sisters said, it doesn't matter whether Buddhism is dead or alive, the key is not to destroy it Master’s experience in the world of mortals! If that junior brother and junior sister are not careful, they will definitely drag them to Chaos to practice hard!"

"Oh, by the way, the Eighth Senior Brother, also known as the Black Bear Spirit, has been thrown to the Sun Star and had his bear paws roasted because he almost ruined the journey to the West... While grilling his own bear paws, he also had to smear his bear paws with honey. Give it to the two senior sisters to taste..."

"Uh... you deserve it."

Huang Feng couldn't help but shudder when he thought of the black bear spirit being forced to braise the palm of his hand on the Sun Star, roasting it until it was fragrant on the outside and tender on the inside for the senior sisters to taste, and finally having to induce it to continue roasting... The temperament of the boss is completely broken!

"Don't worry, go and tell the senior sisters that I, Huang Feng, have done my best! Isn't his Buddhist sect already dead? He still hasn't learned his lesson. At most, I will send another Happy Buddha to keep them company."

"You know the best!"

The little junior sister nodded arrogantly: "Then this difficulty will be left to you, the eighth senior brother. I have to go to Liusha River to run errands! Huh, the senior sisters are just jealous that I am held in the arms of the master and doted on. They keep bossing me around after the master leaves. I...when Master recovers his memory, I will definitely file a complaint against Master! Let’s go!”

After saying the last words, the pretty little junior sister stood up, twisted her waist, and left the Yellow Wind Cave in one step...

Huang Feng looked at where the junior sister was sitting and shook his head... and complained, be careful, the senior sisters will turn into junior wives and give you a super double!
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On the other side, after leaving Gaolaozhuang, the westbound team did not experience Mount Futu, nor did they encounter the Great Sun Tathagata.

Chen Xuanzang thought about it and estimated that in this life he would have fallen out with Buddhism, so naturally there would be no one to teach them the Prajna Dorami Heart Sutra.

He didn't care at all... After all, he was not a real monk, and he really had no feelings about Buddhist scriptures or anything like that.

Everyone continued to go west... Because they had the story of the previous Dragon Balls, they didn't bother to urge him to tell new stories on the way. They all gathered around Ao Yunying, trying every means to speed up the charging of the Dragon Balls.

It's not that they don't like the way of practicing Qi, but after Ao Yunying has practiced it, only she can learn it! Even if you give me step-by-step instructions, you can't teach Monkey King and Zhu Bajie! Just like the great way of cooking that Ao Jia himself understood...

In desperation, they had no choice but to target Longzhu!

Let us say that he traveled westward with a group of five people. They ate in the wind and stayed on the water on the road, carrying the moon and stars. They arrived in the summer sky early in the morning. But seeing that——

The flowers are gone, the butterflies are heartless, and the cicadas are noisy high in the trees. Wild silkworms turn into cocoons, fire is shining, and new lotuses appear in the swamp.

That day, a high mountain suddenly appeared in front of me. It was very steep... Look carefully, you can see that the mountains are high and the ridges are steep; the cliffs are steep and the ravines are deep; the springs are ringing and the flowers are fresh... Qing Dai is dyed into thousands of feet of jade, and green gauze covers thousands of piles of smoke. (I haven’t finished the excerpt! Well, be careful if you say I am short on word count!)

"Goku!"

Looking at the steep mountains in front of him, Chen Xuanzang subconsciously called out...

"Master, I, Old Sun, am pouring spiritual energy into this broken dragon ball. Why are you calling me?"

Sun Wukong hurriedly jumped over with a stone dragon ball in his hand... After these days of research, they found that if they poured their own mana into it day and night, the recovery speed of the dragon ball could be accelerated by one tenth!

In order to use the dragon balls as quickly as possible, these days they are holding two dragon balls each, one for Ao Yunying, and are instilling spiritual energy all the time, just to make these dragon balls recover faster.

"Didn't Yun Ying say it would take a year to recover? If you do this, you can speed up the process by a month, so why bother?"

Chen Xuanzang poked Sun Wukong on the head angrily... After all, they are both cultivators and gods. Could you please stop taking time so seriously?

You haven't seen me. It's been almost two years since I traveled west, and I've only told you two complete stories? Good thing, you have to take your time! Be patient!

If Sun Wukong knew what Chen Xuanzang was thinking, he would definitely jump up and grab him by the neck and shout: Do you know that I, the old Sun, have been waiting for a long time? ~If you hurry up and tell other stories, can I focus on this broken dragon ball?

"Hey, don't I, Old Sun, also want to improve my cultivation as soon as possible so that I can help Master fight monsters?"

Sun Wukong replied with a playful smile, and he was afraid that Chen Xuanzang's poke would not be enough, so he moved the monkey's head closer to Chen Xuanzang.

"You!"

Chen Xuanzang didn't know what to say about this guy... Perhaps, he should help Sun Wukong think about it as soon as possible, whether he told monkey stories in his previous life!

"Let's get down to business, Wukong, look at the harsh mountains ahead. Does it look like there are monsters ambushing you?"

"monster?"

Sun Wukong stared, there are monsters? ! He rolled excitedly and climbed into the sky. His fiery eyes opened and he swept towards the mountains ahead!

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