What? Are all the monsters on the westbound journey my disciples?

Chapter 122 Happy Buddha, take a look, who am I? !

Chapter 122 Happy Buddha, look back, who am I? !

"boom!"

Huanxi Buddha looked at the collapsed mountain in the distance, and used a magic spell to look at it in surprise... A moment later, he heard a roar, and a figure rolled and flew up from the mountain!

"Yellow wind monster, I, Sun, will tear you alive!"

Sun Wukong was seen flying into the sky, and his original uniforms violently rubbed against the air and caught fire... A brand new suit of armor, after the uniforms were burned, turned into pieces of scales and emerged one by one!

A moment later, a purple gold crown with phoenix wings, lotus silk walking clouds, and golden armor with chains appeared. The heroic Sun Wukong held a golden hoop and smashed Huashan Mountain from the sky toward the Yellow Wind Cave with one force!

"Yellow wind monster, take a stick from me!"

"Don't be presumptuous!"

The yellow wind monster roared angrily and charged forward with a three-pronged steel fork in hand!

"boom!"

After the violent collision, Huanxi Buddha saw that the yellow wind monster was clearly outmatched. He could not hold one of the three steel forks in his hand firmly, and was knocked down by Monkey King. It fell onto his shoulder and hit the ground heavily!

And the Sun Wukong used the force of the shock to soar into the sky again. After rolling a few times, he smashed towards Huang Feng again with powerful potential energy!

"Take another blow from my old grandson!"

"Hmph! I only have brute strength, but how can I know my magical powers?"

"Sanmi Kamikaze!"

Huang Feng snorted angrily, turned around quickly, looked at Xun on the ground, opened his mouth three times, exhaled, and blew it out!

Suddenly, a gust of yellow wind blew from the sky. The wind was so strong that it rolled up the yellow sand, covering the sky and the earth, until the sun and the moon were dimmed; the wind was so fierce that even the Monkey King who was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace was blown up in the air, spinning like a spinning wheel. , don’t expect a great turn, you won’t be able to get close at all!

The divine wind is howling, the yellow wind is blowing, and there is no light in the sky and the earth! The wind blew so hard that Sun Wukong didn't dare to raise his head or open his eyes. He couldn't use the iron rod, so he had no choice but to bow down and follow the wind and leave!

"Hmph, a mere hozen dares to stroke my rat beard?"

Huang Feng wiped the yellow sand on his chin, feeling filled with disgust... He hadn't used Lao Shizi's magical power for eighteen years! If he hadn't been afraid to seduce Huanxi Buddha today, how could he have used such a spell that insulted his domineering temperament... Junior Brother Zhu, you owe me Dafa!

In the distance, Happy Buddha looked at the overwhelming yellow wind, feeling envious in his heart...

Compared with the magical talents that come with our own race, the three-flavored divine wind of this yellow-haired marten is much more practical... We are obviously the most prolific race in the ancient world, so why can't we become the protagonists of the world and don't have powerful native spells? Woolen cloth? There is only three cunning rabbits kicking and escaping... God, it's unfair!

(Tiandao: Haha!)

When the strong wind really dissipated, Huang Feng also planned to return to the cave. Only then did Huanxi Buddha set up the third-grade golden lotus and headed towards Huang Feng's location.

"Yellow wind monster!"

"Ok?"

Huang Feng heard a familiar voice and stopped suddenly...here he was, he took the bait!

"Happy Buddha, what are you doing here again?"

Huang Feng looked in the direction of the voice, and it turned out to be the thief who killed his junior brother's wife! There was a flash of murderous intent in his eyes, but on the surface he was calm, with only a look of boredom!

"Did you catch Chen Xuanzang? Did you ever eat him?"

"Are you teaching me how to do things? Master Rabbit!"

Huang Feng narrowed his eyes and directly penetrated the opponent's body.

The joyful Buddha felt ashamed for a while. My status as a rabbit was low in ancient times, but how much higher can you, a yellow-haired marten, be compared to me? Moreover, I am a Buddha now! You are just Bodhisattva’s pet! Do you dare to humiliate me like this? !

However, again, the previous incident of Zhugang Mane gave Huanxi Buddha too much psychological shadow, so even though his anger almost burned his reason, Huanxi Buddha still did not choose to fall out with Huang Feng directly.

"Hmph! You are a member of Lingji Bodhisattva, so naturally I don't dare to order you... But don't forget, it is the World Honored One's mission to let you eat Tang Monk. If you disobey it, it will not be me next time, but It’s Lingji Bodhisattva holding the Wind-fixing Pearl!”

Huanxi Buddha threatened... Huang Feng was angry when he heard this. Lingji Bodhisattva, Dingfeng Pearl? Do you really think that I am still the pet I was before?

But in order to get him to take the bait and ensure that he was taken down, Huang Feng still pretended to show an aggrieved expression and glared at him fiercely!

"I know! Except for Sun Wukong who is too alert, Tang Monk, Zhu Bajie and his party are all in the cave! If you don't believe it, just come in and have a look!"

"All in the cave?"

Huanxi Buddha's face darkened: "Yellow Wind Monster, didn't I ask you to eat him immediately after meeting him? Why is he still alive!"

"You eat as you say?" Huang Feng gave him a look of disdain: "Even if I, Huang Feng, want to eat people, I have to do it cleanly! People are full of filth. If I don't let them dry for a few days, I will eat them." How can you eat enough?"

"You! Do you dare to disobey the Lord's order?"

The Buddha of Joy roared angrily.

This time, Huang Feng was completely unmoved: "Even if the World Honored One comes in person, I, Huang Feng, will answer like this! I am a stylish monster, not a wild beast! I have my own persistence!"

"So, you are Lingji's pet!" Huanxi Buddha finally couldn't hold it back and sneered.

Huang Feng couldn't bear it anymore. He narrowed his eyes and looked at Huanxi Buddha unkindly: "Huanxi Buddha, do you want to die? Don't forget that you don't have the Wind Bead in your hand now! Or are you sure you can stop it? My three-flavor kamikaze?”

"You! You dare to threaten me?"

Huanxi Buddha was furious, but Huang Feng still looked at him unkindly: "If you don't believe it, you can give it a try. Make a bet whether I will do it or not!"

The two confront each other, and the atmosphere gradually becomes tense!

"You really don't want to eat?"

The Happy Buddha was so angry that he reached into his arms, ready to take out the Six Soul Flag.

"I told you, I won't eat!" Huang Feng said directly: "If you don't accept it, come and fuck me?"

You two stared at me, I stared at you... The Buddha's hand kept shaking, but after hesitating for a long time, he still didn't take out the Six Soul Flag...

The Six Soul Banner can only be used six times, and he has already used it once because of anger! Huang Feng captured Chen Xuanzang. He was not considered a friend, but he was definitely not an enemy. There was absolutely no need for him to use it on him!

What can be solved by filing a complaint with Lingji Bodhisattva and using the Six Soul Flags is such a waste!

"If you don't want to eat, then give him to me! Is there no problem with that?"

Huanxi Buddha stared at Huang Feng and asked.

He didn't dare to kill, but Sun Wukong had already been beaten away, and the others were captured... Today's Monk Tang has no guardian around him. There are many ways to kill a mortal without having to do it yourself!

"Please! You started to do it, and I just happened to be relaxed."

Huang Feng made a 'please' gesture: "It just so happens that I don't like eating human flesh either."

"Hmph! Are you considered a monster too?!"

Huanxi Buddha said contemptuously, and Huang Feng replied: "I am a stylish monster! Unlike you, there are no taboos between men and women, raw and mature, and beauty and ugliness are not tabooed!"

Than sarcasm, how can I let you down?

After being scolded many times, Huanxi Buddha was so angry that he blew his nose and stared, wishing he could kick him to death... But Chen Xuanzang didn't get it, so he just grabbed the Six Soul Flag again and took it out again.

In the darkness, Sun Wukong transformed into a house sparrow and flew back, standing on the pruned tree... According to Zhu Gangxi, although the transformation technique he learned was not top-notch, it was enough. As long as the disciples of the great sect are not on guard, ordinary people may not be able to detect it.

Well, especially Huanxi Buddha, a bunny boy and a fool! At that time, Sun Wukong was not found in the Yunzhan Cave!

Standing on the tree, holding the magic spell silently, Sun Wukong waited quietly for the Happy Buddha to come in... In his mind, he kept recalling Zhu Bajie's words.

"Senior Brother, the Six Soul Flag is a rare treasure. The aura of killing and calamity are so strong that it cannot be absorbed into the sea of ​​consciousness. It can only be carried in the arms... Therefore, if you want to get it, you must get close to the opponent and get it in an instant. Take away the treasure..."

At the door, the Buddha of Joy walked towards the door angrily. Sun Wukong pinched the spell and turned himself into bird droppings. His hair turned into a house sparrow. He fluttered his wings and flew over the Buddha of Joy. He raised his buttocks... a white lump. The bird droppings fell accurately towards the arms of the Happy Buddha!

"presumptuous!"

Happy Buddha shouted angrily and raised his hand! A palm force flew out, hitting the house sparrow transformed from vellus hair into the center, and beat it into flying ash! Naturally, the freely falling bird droppings failed to land on the Happy Buddha. They landed with a clatter in front of his feet, and did not contaminate the Happy Buddha at all!

Huanxi Buddha didn't know that someone was doing it on purpose, but he turned around angrily and said sarcastically: "Huang Feng, you bird in the cave is as unruly as your master!"

Huang Feng's heart skipped a beat, and he secretly cursed the other party for being cautious, and then retorted: "It's mainly for people! The servants in my house have never been exposed to bird droppings, and they rarely even fall into my courtyard. ...I guess even a bird without intelligence would find you disgusting."

"Humph!"

Huanxi Buddha, who had not taken advantage of him, snorted angrily and continued to move forward... At that moment, a beautiful rabbit tribe woman was watering the flowers with a kettle. Her long ears, curvy figure, and well-developed thighs made her... Happy and Buddha-colored, my heart is moved! He stretched out his hand and sucked her in, then took her into his arms, grabbed a handful of her, opened his big mouth, and shamelessly thrust it towards the face of the rabbit tribe beauty!

"Ah! Master, save me!"

The beauty from the Rabbit tribe let out a scream and struggled wildly... Fortunately, Huanxi Buddha was afraid of completely offending the Yellow Wind Monster, so he only held it for a while, and then released the tearful Rabbit tribe woman after grabbing it green from the top.

Then, he looked back provocatively at Huang Feng, who had a gloomy face, as if to say, I just insulted your maid, what can you do to me!

Huang Feng's face darkened, how dare you touch my maid? Just when I was about to get angry, I saw bird droppings on the ground in the distance flying quickly to the inner door. She transformed into an even more beautiful beauty from the rabbit tribe and walked out... I felt something inside, and just snorted angrily, saying nothing. No more words!

It's like being afraid of the Happy Buddha?

Seeing this, Huanxi Buddha felt extremely proud and continued to move forward... Then after seeing another rabbit beauty, he followed the law and pulled him into his arms, stroking him randomly...

Then, as soon as he kissed the big fat mouth, he felt a completely different touch!

"Happy Buddha, my grandson's face, does it smell good? Is it smooth?"

Huanxi Buddha's body froze immediately. He looked down in disbelief and saw a sharp-mouthed monkey-cheeked one making faces at him. Monkey? !

"Ah!~"

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