My uncles are all big guys

Chapter 11 Renjia Town Fierce Ghost Choir!

"Come on, the one on the left!"

"I came from accident."

"Very good, the one on the right..."

"Like a speck of dust..."

"Jingle Bell…"

"Ah, it hurts me too..."

"Aren't you singing well? Why are you shaking again?"

A wail sounded, and Wang Xiao, who was sitting on a small stool in the middle, pointed to a jar on the right with his bell.

"He didn't keep up~"

"Wu Laoliu, you tnd bastard, I will be the first to eat you when I go out..."

"Give me a leg, I'm going to eat him alive..."

He cursed so loudly that he didn't even dare to say a word.

"stop!"

Wang Xiao raised the bell in his hand, and everything fell silent instantly.

"Come on, let's start singing the harmony, starting from the right side."

Wang Xiao waved his hand slightly, and the altar on the right sang in unison.

"Grateful heart, thank you for having me~"

"Very good~" He raised his hand and pointed to the left, and the people on the left sang in unison.

"Stay with me throughout my life and give me the courage to be my kind self..."

Today is the second day since Uncle Jiu went out.

Under Wang Xiao's training, the ghost in the hut has completely reformed and decided to be a ghost to alleviate his grievances.

Of course, this is only secondary, the main thing is to collect the time for enlightenment.

These little cuties are so generous.

Every moment, every minute, every second provides Wang Xiao with time for enlightenment.

Although the quantity is not large, it cannot hold up to the large quantity.

There are fifty or sixty jars, large and small, and every time you shake them, you can get at least an hour.

In order to prevent them from developing antibodies and reducing their time income, Wang Xiao also very considerately mobilized their emotions.

What is the easiest way to express people's emotions?

It’s definitely the song.

Even a saint can't stand the torture of his body and mind while singing thanksgiving!

Comparing the two, the time for enlightenment does not come quickly.

"Lang Jun...Lang Jun..."

Jiang Mengrou flew in holding a paper umbrella with runes on it, and said anxiously to Wang Xiao: "Lang Jun, Uncle Nine is back."

The temptation of ghosts and immortals to practice, or other reasons.

Jiang Mengrou identified Wang Xiao and stopped running away from the altar, just hanging around Wang Xiao.

He was also very considerate in preparing meals every day and helping Wang Xiao wash clothes and make quilts.

Wang Xiao was very satisfied and no longer restricted her actions.

In order to facilitate her movement during the day, I also took an umbrella from Uncle Jiu's warehouse to give her shade.

"What, so fast."

Wang Xiao reluctantly looked around at the jars around him.

Everyone cried when they learned that Uncle Jiu was back.

Lin Fengjiao, you are finally back. I swear, this is the first time in my life that I miss you so much.

Lin Fengjiao, please allow me to express my deep love to you.

Free, free at last.

The jars howled with excitement in their hearts.

Raising the Sanqing Bell in his hand, Wang Xiao glanced at the jars around him.

"You all know what to say. If I hear something I shouldn't say, hehehe..."

"Don't worry, don't worry. The little Taoist priest has been very obedient these past two days. Not only does he offer incense to us every day, but he also cleans the jars for us."

"Head to head, the little Taoist priest is the best Taoist priest I have ever seen. He treats me better than my mother, woo woo woo..."

Wang Xiao was very satisfied with the answers from the jars. He opened the stopper of the gourd on his waist and pointed it toward Jiang Mengrou.

Jiang Mengrou put the magic umbrella aside obediently, and turned into a ray of light and entered the gourd.

"Junior brother, we are back."

"Junior brother, have you finished your biscuits? Get me some, I'm starving."    "Come on, come on..."

After dipping some water in the basin and spreading it over his body, Wang Xiao picked up the dirty towel that he had prepared long ago, put it on his body, and ran out.

"Senior uncle and senior brother, you are back."

"What are you doing?"

Wang Xiao's dirty look made Uncle Jiu a little confused.

Wang Xiao scratched his head and said with a smile: "You haven't been here these two days. I have nothing to do, so I cleaned the house. I just wiped the jars in the small room."

Knowing the reason, Uncle Jiu showed a distressed smile, "You kid, just let your senior brother Wencai do these dirty and tiring jobs. What will you do when you get tired?" He threw the towel to Wencai.

"You go and clean the rest."

Wencai:? ? ?
  [Coming from literary talent, enlightenment +3 points]

Walking into the house, the clean and tidy environment immediately comes into view.

Uncle Jiu nodded secretly, feeling even more envious of his eyes.

The child has great talent and is so smart and sensible. Did the junior apprentice save the world in his previous life? Otherwise, how could he have such a good apprentice?

[From Lin Fengjiao, Enlightenment +8 points]

"Uncle, this is the talisman I drew in the past two days."

Wang Xiao took out the talisman he had drawn in the past two days and handed it to Uncle Jiu.

Looking at the thick pile, Uncle Jiu nodded with satisfaction.

"Look at your junior brother, and then look at you, I'm really pissed off."

After receiving the talisman, Uncle Jiu did not forget to scold Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai.

The two of them had their heads drooped, and they didn't know what they were talking about. They probably didn't mean anything good.

"good very good…"

Looking through them one by one, the smile on Uncle Jiu's face grew bigger and bigger.

It can be seen from these talismans that Wang Xiao has made very rapid progress.

The talisman energy was still not stable at the beginning, but became more and more stable as it went on.

When he turned to the last one, the expression on Uncle Jiu's face froze instantly.

"Hold it but don't let it go!"

There are good and bad talismans.

Talismans cannot be permanently useful just by drawing them.

As time goes by, the spiritual energy on the talisman will slowly dissipate, and the power of the talisman will also decrease, and finally it will become a paper-drawing talisman with only appearance.

The quality of a talisman is judged mainly by the speed at which the spiritual energy dissipates, in addition to the power of the talisman.

The best quality among them is that it is contained but not dispersed.

It means that as long as this talisman is not used, the spiritual energy on it will not dissipate for dozens or even hundreds of years.

Uncle Jiu always thought that the talisman that was contained but not dispersed only existed in theory.

Unexpectedly, he actually saw it today.

For the last talisman, I can't feel any spiritual energy, but this talisman is indeed a real talisman.

[From Lin Fengjiao, enlightenment +10 days]

"Did you really draw this talisman?"

Holding the talisman in his hand, Uncle Jiu asked Wang Xiao in disbelief.

Wang Xiao nodded, "Yes, if you don't believe it, I'll draw another one for you."

With that said, Wang Xiao walked to the desk next to him, took out a piece of yellow paper, licked his fill of the Langhao pen, mobilized the freshly condensed qi in his body, and quickly started drawing on the yellow paper.

The movements are done in one go.

The moment Wang Xiao raised his brush, the talisman burst into light, introducing a touch of spiritual energy into it and sealing it completely.

"This...this is true..."

Uncle Jiu, who was watching the whole process, couldn't help but tremble as he held up the exorcism talisman.

"Hahaha... Heaven has treated me well!"

After holding the talisman and rubbing it several times, Uncle Jiu pinched his thigh again and gasped in pain.

He looked up to the sky and laughed loudly, and quickly ran towards the Grandmaster's Hall.

"Junior brother, what did you do again? Why is Master so excited?"

The confused literary scholar Qiusheng next to him came up curiously.

Wang Xiao looked at the two of them and said seriously: "It's not that I don't want to explain to the two senior brothers, but with the intelligence of the two senior brothers, it is difficult for me to explain what happened."

After saying that, he patted the two confused people and walked down the hall of the Patriarch with their hands behind their backs, ready to receive the crazy love from the Patriarch.

(End of this chapter)