My uncles are all big guys

Chapter 218: Is your nun who teaches etiquette from a brothel?

"Hey, this house is not small, look at the archway!"

The group of people went down the mountain, walked for a while, and approached the large house in the mountain nest.

Zhu Bajie looked at the tall archway and couldn't help but admired it.

"Don't point fingers, Bajie, this is the chastity archway."

Tang Seng saw Zhu Ba ring ringing the archway and scolded him in a low voice.

"Pfft! She is indeed chaste enough."

Wang Xiao burst into laughter and said something meaningful.

Sun Wukong glanced at Wang Xiao doubtfully.

A large mansion suddenly appeared in the mountain nest. Sun Wukong was also suspicious. He looked at it for a moment with his fiery eyes, but he did not find any evil spirit.

He believed in his ability, but Wang Xiao's words made him suspicious.

Maybe because he didn't want to eat carrots anymore, Tang Monk was in time and didn't hear Wang Xiao's words.

"What do you mean?"

Sun Wukong came to Wang Xiao and asked in a low voice.

"You'll know when it arrives."

Sun Wukong was confused, but he didn't ask any more questions and followed Tang Monk to the mansion.

Although the mansion is huge, it is sparsely visited.

If we were in the Tang Dynasty, given the size of the house in front of us, ten or eight servants would be too embarrassed to open the door.

"Looking at this luxury, he must belong to a wealthy family. We have plenty to eat today."

Arriving at the entrance of the courtyard, Zhu Bajie took a quick look and immediately shouted out in surprise, raising his legs to go in.

"Hey, why is there no one?"

He ran to the door and pushed open the ajar door. Zhu Bajie took a look, his eyes full of suspicion.

"Master, you wait here, I'll go in and take a look."

If you want to leave, you have to lift your legs and go inside.

"Bajie!"

Tang Seng, who got off his horse, shouted quickly, walked forward quickly and taught him a lesson: "Bajie, we are monks, we should avoid suspicion each other, and don't stray into other people's homes."

Zhu Bajie shook his ears and said, "I know, I know, Master, I just want to go in and see if anyone is there to entertain you."

"Squeak!"

The sound of the door opening interrupted their words. They looked up and saw a beautiful woman in gorgeous clothes. She stretched out her hand to open the door, held up her skirt, and walked out elegantly.

"Who broke into my house!"

The woman in gorgeous clothes looked at Tang Seng and Zhu Bajie standing at the door with a smile on her face.

Wang Xiao clearly noticed that the other party glanced at him.

"Female Bodhisattva!"

As soon as he saw this woman, Zhu Bajie licked his face and shouted.

"hehe!"

The woman covered her mouth and smiled softly, nodding slightly in response.

Wang Xiao glanced at Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong gave him a look that I also understood.

Even without his sharp eyes, he could tell that there was something wrong with this woman.

Just because Zhu Bajie looks like a bear, ordinary men would be so frightened that their calves would weaken. However, this woman was not scared when she saw Zhu Bajie. This is only true if there is nothing wrong with her.

"Amitabha, this female donor!"

Tang Monk raised his hand and saluted, and introduced himself: "We are from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. We went to the West to pray to Buddha and seek scriptures. We passed by Baofang. It was getting late, so we went to your house to stay overnight. We also hope that the female benefactor will be kind to you. convenient."

"It turns out he is an eminent monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty. Elder, please come quickly!"

The woman was very polite and invited several people in with a smile on her face.

The group of people followed the woman into the courtyard, and the scenery in the courtyard came into view.

Small bridges, flowing water, rockery and flower ponds.

Goldfish are playing and moving in the pond, while bamboo flies and lotus flowers are sleeping.

Everyone entered the room, the guests and the host were seated, and a little maid brought tea.

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie each grabbed a cup. Wang Xiao looked at them speechlessly, thanked the little maid, and then took the tea.

"May I ask the name of the female benefactor?"

When the tea was served, Tang Seng smiled and looked for a topic.

The woman in rich clothes sat down gracefully, took a sip of tea, and then replied with a smile: "My maiden name is Jia, my husband's surname is Mo. Unfortunately, my husband died young, leaving the little woman and her husband behind." Three daughters.”

"Ugh!"

The woman sighed softly, lifted up her fan, swayed it gently, and said with sorrow, "Although I have a fortune and thousands of hectares of fertile land, there is no one to take care of me."

Temptation naked temptation!

This is clearly telling everyone that there are no men in the family, only four women, millions of dollars of wealth and thousands of acres of fertile land, so hurry up and grab it!

This is Tang Seng, but if he were a person with evil intentions, in this place where there is no village or shop in the front, he would have been tempted by such a temptation, and he would have taken the pot with him.

Tang Monk sighed and shook his head, lamenting the unfair fate of his wife.

The woman turned to look at Tang Seng, "Although the country is now peaceful and the people are safe, it is still inconvenient for my female relatives to travel, so I want to sit in the mountains and recruit husbands to support my family."

As soon as the woman said this, Zhu Bajie grinned widely. He couldn't help thinking that this was richer than Gao Laozhuang. If he became the son-in-law of this family, he would not even have to worry about his father-in-law.

There was no basis for what she said. In order to increase the credibility of her words, the woman in gorgeous clothes stood up with a fan and said to the back room: "Daughters, come out, I have met the distinguished guest in the family."

"puff!"

When Wang Xiao, who was drinking water, heard this, the tea in his mouth spurted out, squirting all over the face of the fanciful Zhu Bajie.

"What are you doing!"

Zhu Bajie looked at Wang Xiao angrily.

Wang Xiao waved his hand, "Nothing, nothing, I just thought of a funny thing."

"coming."

Just as Zhu Bajie was about to reprimand, there was a burst of yelling from the back room. Old Zhu didn't care about Wang Xiao anymore, and stared at the back room with his little eyes radiating light.

There was a crisp movement of lotus steps, the pearl curtain was opened, and the three girls walked out together. When the youngest one saw so many people, he covered his mouth and said in surprise: "Mom, why are there so many guests!"

"Cough cough..."

Wang Xiao couldn't bear it any longer, so he lay on Sun Wukong's shoulder and laughed muffledly.

This smile confused everyone.

Tang Monk frowned slightly, and Sun Wukong quickly helped Wang Xiao up.

"Junior Brother Wang, what happened to make you laugh so much?"

Wang Xiao came close to Sun Wukong's ear and mumbled a few words.

After hearing this, Sun Wukong looked at Mr. and Mrs. Hua and her three daughters with a strange expression. Thinking of what the other party said just now, it seemed that it was really similar to what Wang Xiao said. He lay on Wang Xiao's shoulder and burst into laughter.

Everyone present except Tang Monk were all practitioners. Although Wang Xiao's voice was soft, everyone could hear him clearly.

The faces of the woman in fine clothes and the three daughters instantly turned ugly.

However, they could not express their anger because they were ordinary people now. When Sun Wukong and Wang Xiao spoke in a low voice, it was impossible for them to hear them, so they could only endure it.

A forced smile appeared on the woman's face, and she said to the three girls: "Why don't you hurry up and meet some elders."

"Congratulations, elder!"

The three girls bowed gracefully. Tang Seng, who was a stickler for not seeing anything inappropriate, glanced at Weiwei and nodded as a response.

But Zhu Bajie's eyes were filled with peach blossoms, and he quickly stood up and helped each other with a smile.

The woman smiled and walked towards the older girl and introduced to everyone: "This is my eldest daughter, her name is Zhenzhen, she is 20 years old this year."

Zhenzhen moved lightly, stepped forward and saluted several people, and when she saw Wang Xiao looking over, she blinked slightly.

The old woman pulled over the girl in the middle again, "This is my second daughter named Ai'ai, she is 18 years old this year!"

"This is my three..."

"My name is Lianlian, I am 16 years old!"

Wang Xiao and Sun Wukong rolled their eyes, thinking of each other's identity, and seeing the girl's appearance, they couldn't look straight at each other for a moment.

Wang Xiao even secretly took a photo stone to record it.

This is the dark history of the three Bodhisattvas. If you want to see it again in the future, you will have no chance.

Zhu Bajie, who didn't see it, had his soul taken away, especially Lian Lian's charming smile, which made him bite his fingers and act silly.

"Hehe, mother, look at him still eating his hands."

"No nonsense!"

The woman scolded her, then turned to introduce Tang Monk and others: "They all recite poetry and paint, and all of them are embroidery workers. None of my three daughters have ever been betrothed to anyone else."

At the end of the sentence, the old woman deliberately raised her voice to illustrate the key point.

As soon as these words came out, Zhu Bajie's eyes turned into hearts.

When the three girls heard their mother mentioning marriage, they shouted shyly and turned around to go to the back house.

The lady looked at the three daughters leaving with annoyance, then turned back to look at Tang Seng and the others secretly.

Tang Monk closed his eyes and said nothing, Sun Wukong had a look on his face, and Wang Xiao had a gossipy look on his face, as if he had discovered something exciting.

Sha Seng looked confused, as if he didn't understand what the old woman was saying.

As for Zhu Bajie, his soul almost flew away with the three girls.

Seeing the performance of several people, the woman secretly had an idea in her mind.

He sat down slowly, waved his fan gently and said, "My family has more rice than we can eat in seven or eight years, more silk than we can wear in ten years, and more gold and silver than we can use in a lifetime."

At this point, the woman's thoughts were completely exposed. She looked at Tang Seng, Wang Xiao and others and said, "If the five elders are willing to bring in wives in my house, everything will be yours."

"With endless delicacies from the mountains and seas to eat every day, endless silks and satins to wear, and endless gold and silver treasures to spend, wouldn't I be free and carefree? I don't know how many times better than you who suffered all the hardships on the road to the West."

"I wonder what the elder wants?"

Tang Monk's expression changed, he closed his eyes and lowered his head to chant sutras.

Sun Wukong combed the monkey's hair, Sha Seng just looked up at the ceiling, Zhu Bajie scratched his heart and liver, fearing that Wang Xiao, a handsome man, would snatch him away, so he actively came to Tang Seng and whispered in Tang Seng's ear: "Master, I want to talk to you, what are you doing? Ignore it."

How could Tang Monk not see what this guy was thinking? He opened his eyes and said angrily: "Go, we are monks. How can we be tempted by wealth or pay attention to beauty?"

Lao Zhu was speechless and turned around to find Wang Xiao.

"You brat, don't you have anything to say?"

Wang Xiao rolled his eyes at him, "I'm talking about Bajie, how can you, a pig, be so active in human affairs? I'm very suspicious of your species' aesthetics. If it doesn't work, ask a doctor to take a look."

When the woman saw Zhu Bajie being frightened by Tang Monk, she rolled her eyes and said loudly: "You monk is so ignorant. You are unwilling to return to secular life. Why are you preventing your disciples from seeking wealth? They worship you as their teacher, not sell it to you." ."

Tang Monk helplessly turned to look at Wang Xiao and Sun Wukong, "Wukong has enlightened, you see this."

Sun Wukong shook his head directly, "I don't care about anything else. Anyway, I won't stay."

Wang Xiao also shook his head repeatedly, "I would like to stay, but..."

Tang Seng and Sun Wukong looked at him. Wang Xiao leaned into their ears and said leisurely: "They are both too ugly to eat!"

"puff!"

Sun Wukong covered his mouth and laughed again. Tang Seng understood that his second disciple was looking for an excuse to evade.

Sun Wukong glanced at the ugly-faced woman, and then looked at Bajie, who was standing next to him with his ears pricked up.

"Idiot, you can stay here."

Although Zhu Bajie was moved, he still stiffened his mouth and said, "Can't we discuss it in the long term?"

Sun Wukong smiled and looked at Sha Seng, who refused with a righteous and natural expression.

The woman stood up angrily and looked at Tang Seng angrily.

"If I hadn't seen you come all the way from the Eastern Land to the Tang Dynasty, I would have kicked you out."

After saying that, he waved his sleeves and turned around to leave, seemingly really angry.

Looking at the woman walking towards the backyard, Zhu Bajie looked depressed and said angrily to several people: "It's okay now. If you make people angry, let alone fasting, you might be kicked out soon."

As he was talking, he suddenly thought of something and left it outside.

"This horse has been hungry all night and probably won't be able to walk. I'm going to feed the horse."

After saying that, without waiting for anyone to respond, he stood up and ran out.

Wang Xiao and Sun Wukong looked at each other, transformed into two butterflies and followed them.

(End of this chapter)