My uncles are all big guys

Chapter 250 The unbearable memories of Qing Niu Jing!

The green bull spirit looked up and saw Wang Xiao smiling on the clouds.

In an instant, he felt a numbness in his buttocks, and an unbearable memory appeared in his mind.

"You bastard, you finally dare to show your face!"

The old cow gnashed his teeth and stared at Wang Xiao with his eyes, wishing he could pull him down and give him a beating.

"Does Master know that you are descending to earth?"

Wang Xiao raised his hand to recall the three-pointed two-edged sword and asked back with a smile.

"It's none of your business. If you can, don't alert the master. Use your true ability to capture me."

Lao Niu was startled, his eyes turned and his words provoked Wang Xiao.

"Haha, I stole away my master's old man's circle. I really thought I was invincible."

Wang Xiao glanced at the bracelet on Lao Niu's wrist and sneered disdainfully.

The Green Bull Spirit quickly covered his wrist, and then he remembered that this bastard seemed to know how to spell. If he really wanted to use the bracelet, it was not certain who would trap whom.

"You're just a little golden fairy who hasn't been out a few times. I can beat you to death without even touching my bracelet."

"Really?" Wang Xiao raised his eyebrows and smiled, waving three spears and two-edged swords in his hand, pointing at the secretly vigilant Green Bull Spirit.

"Since you are so confident, let's practice and see who is better, me, the little golden fairy, or you, the little calf."

Lao Niu narrowed his eyes and said quickly: "If I don't use the bracelet, you can't use Nanming Lihuo, otherwise it won't be fair."

"Okay, okay!" Wang Xiao nodded and pointed at Lao Niu in a funny way.

"I won't use Nanming Lihuo, but I want to explain in advance that you can't really eat Tang Seng, otherwise you will be whipped again. When the time comes, I will apply to do it myself."

When he heard about being whipped, Lao Niu subconsciously twisted his buttocks, remembering that he had made a small mistake and the old man was angry and punished himself with a hundred whips.

This bastard happened to be there at the time, so he volunteered to take the job.

I don't know if this guy really doesn't know how to count or if he's just pretending. He was beaten three hundred times by this guy for one hundred whips.

Pity his pair of cow buttocks, he didn't dare to touch the ground for half a month, that was half a month in heaven.

Thinking of those painful days, Qingniu Jing gritted his teeth.

"Don't let me catch you, otherwise I will give you three hundred lashes to avenge you for being unable to sit down for half a month."

Wang Xiao picked his fingers and said, "Then it depends on your own abilities. But after I see this, you will definitely be whipped again. When the time comes, do you want me to go over and visit, or do it myself?" .”

"Damn it, then I will beat you half to death first. Even if you are recovering from the beating, I will let you stay with me."

Lao Niu roared angrily, raised his black tassel spear, and charged towards Wang Xiao.

Wang Xiao's heart suddenly became full of alertness.

This old cow may seem very polite, but his skills are amazing, and he can compete with Sun Wukong.

In addition, this cow's endurance is extremely strong. If you really make up your mind to fight, let alone hundreds of rounds, you won't be able to decide the winner for three days and three nights.

With the monkey's endurance, it is estimated that in a protracted battle with this old cow, the monkey will be the first to be unable to bear it.

After all, this old cow was once the mount of a saint who followed Saint Taiqing. He couldn't even defeat a monkey. If he told it, he would be embarrassed by the saint.

If he is really defeated, the cow will not be whipped when he returns, but its hooves will be beaten lame.

"Dang Dang Dang..."

The three-pointed two-edged sword and the spear collided rapidly, shooting out sparks.

Neither of them used magic power. They used physical power. It was said to be a life and death fight, but in fact it was more like a competition with each other.

There was no way, both of them knew each other's identity, and it would be hard to tell which one was injured and returned home.

Despite the fierceness Lao Niu shouted just now, if Wang Xiao was really captured by him, he would really not dare to hit him. If he beat Wang Xiao half to death and the young master found out, he would be unable to touch his buttocks for at least half a year, or even longer.

So when the two of them took action, neither of them used magic power. It was just a collision of force.

The two of them fought from dawn to dusk.

"stop!"

The weapons collided violently, and Wang Xiao took a step back and stretched out his hand towards Lao Niu.

"What, you've given in, it's only been a while now and you won't be able to do it anymore. If you marry a wife in the future, your wife should be wronged."

The two fought for a long time, and Lao Niu didn't even take a breath, and was even in the mood to tease Wang Xiao.

Wang Xiao rolled his eyes and said angrily: "It's none of your business, it's better than a cow like you who has been single all his life. The Bull Demon King can still marry a wife, so you can keep that thing as a decoration in your life. "

Lao Niu didn't care and looked at Wang Xiao with a spear in his hand.

"Then what do you want to do?"

Wang Xiao took back the three-pointed two-edged knife, turned around and walked away, while shouting to Lao Niu: "My master is a mortal body. He hasn't eaten anything this day. If you starve him to death, master It will be difficult for Zu to explain to the West. You go back and take care of him first. I guess my senior brother will be back tomorrow. Then we will pretend that we don’t know each other. When we fight, you take my three points and two Just take the blade away."

Lao Niu looked at Wang Xiao who was about to leave and asked loudly: "Aren't you going to eat something?"

Wang Xiao waved his hand, "No, I'm going to catch a bison and have steak tonight."

"Fuck you, if you dare to eat steak, I will stew Tang Monk tonight, and your Westward Journey team will scatter in two, and your work will be in vain."

Early the next morning, the sky was filled with dark clouds, and countless heavenly soldiers and generals formed a dragnet to surround the entire Jindou Mountain.

"The monster's cave is down there. Now that I don't have the golden cudgel, it's hard to go down. Which one of you can go down and call the formation?"

Sun Wukong takes laziness to the extreme.

During the journey to the west, he planned to go to heaven to ask for help when he encountered trouble. Anyway, he didn't need to pay back the favor. He could sleep peacefully with help, so why bother himself.

Now that the golden cudgel is gone, the monkey has even more excuses.

King Tota Li Tian rolled his eyes at him, and just as he was about to order a general to go down, the Third Prince Nezha cupped his fists and said, "Father, please go down with me."

King Li Tianwang of Tota glanced at Nezha, and just as he was about to nod, King Zengzheng next to him suddenly pointed down and said, "Hey, isn't that Fellow Daoist Wang?"

Everyone looked down and saw a person flying over from a distance, landing in the monster's cave, and yelling loudly.

The King of Growth looked at Sun Wukong in confusion, "Great Sage, didn't you tell him that you went to heaven to invite someone?"

Sun Wukong shook his head repeatedly, "Junior Brother Wang went out a few days ago. He probably didn't know the situation when he came back. Now that he knows that the master has been captured by monsters, he came directly to save him. I, Old Sun, have not met him. Please explain the situation. Case."

"Wait a moment, I, Old Sun, call him to come up."

"Wait a moment!"

King Li Tianwang of Tota stopped Sun Wukong, looked at Wang Xiao who was already fighting with the Green Ox Spirit below and said calmly: "We were going to send people down to call out the monster, but now your junior brother has taken action, it just so happens that we can also save some people. ”

Sun Wukong raised his head and looked at King Li. He said that it was true, but in his heart, his favorable impression of King Li plummeted.

The other party refused to let him remind Wang Xiao, and it was obvious that he wanted Wang Xiao to suffer.

As far as he knew, King Tota Li Tianwang and Wang Xiao didn't seem to have any hatred before. Now that the other party is doing this, it is obviously for his son Hui'an Xingzhe Mu Zha.

This made Sun Wukong extremely dissatisfied.

Public is public and private is private. King Li Tianwang of Tota actually used public affairs for personal gain. It seems that he is not a good bird.

　The year ends today, and I would like to wish all the boss ladies a Happy New Year!

　　I wish you all good health, a happy family, abundant financial resources in the new year, and hope that everyone will make a fortune!
　　Thank you to all the bosses and ladies for your support in the past few months. I would like to bow down and say thank you to Xiao Xiaodudou!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)