The booming era begins with the director of the Propaganda Department!
Chapter 138 Liu Guangqi’s treat, a big fry-up in the courtyard! !
Chapter 138 Liu Guangqi treats guests, and the courtyard explodes! !
Zhang Chenfei was not stingy with the treat. He took out his wallet and shouted: "Four tickets, four baths, scraping, cupping and full body massage."
The whole set cost four and a half yuan, and Zhang Chenfei harvested a lot of small bamboo pieces in one hand.
The size and thickness of the bamboo pieces are all the same, but the words engraved on them are different. Some have "bath" engraved on them, and the others have tickets.
The word "rubbing" engraved on it means scrubbing, "shaping" means scraping, and so on.
The fat man got his pile of small bamboo pieces and clamored for a pedicure, so he gave him more money and got another small bamboo piece with the word "foot" on it.
The four of them entered the bathroom carrying small pieces of bamboo, and were led by the waiter to find four adjacent beds, where they took off their clothes and locked them.
Then he entered the big bath and took a shower to wash away all the dust on his body, and then walked to the big bath.
The water in the large pool is very hot. Visitors must first sit on the edge of the pool to pick up the water and sprinkle it on themselves. Only after you get used to it can you go in for a soak.
There are also some rules for taking a bath in a large pool. It would be disrespectful to go in without taking a shower.
You will get scolded if you rub dirt directly in the big pool after soaking in it.
If you dare to urinate in a big pool, you will be beaten directly.
When Xu Damao was still young, he and his father Xu Fugui came to take a bath and peeed in the bath unceremoniously. It happened to be that day when he got angry and had yellow urine. When he was found out, he received a good beating.
Thinking about it now, Zhang Chenfei always felt that Xu Damao's infertility might be related to this matter.
Of course, this is just conjecture and there is no evidence.
Xu Damao's infertility problem may also be related to his long-term living in the eight alleys or going to the countryside to hook up with widows.
The four brothers first soaked and then rubbed. After going out, they put on bath towels and did scraping, massage and cupping.
The pedicure master that the fat man found was said to have done pedicures for Chen Y, and his skills were particularly good.
After everything was done, a few people drank tea and ate radishes, and listened to the amateurs also wearing bath towels singing Beijing-style drums.
Li Youbing didn't understand and yelled "Okay~~" fiercely, but Zhang Chenfei scolded him and told him that there are rules for cheering.
When you raise your voice like this and act eccentrically, you are not applauding, but you are smashing someone else's stall and coaxing them to step down! !
To truly cheer, you have to shout hard to hit the beat, not too fast or too slow, otherwise, others will laugh at you for being timid.
When he said this, the three fat men winked and smiled: "Tell me, who can say it better than you? Xiao Fendie taught Zhang Chenfei step by step, how professional you are!!!"
Zhang Chenfei touched his nose: "Okay, don't talk nonsense, listen well."
The Jingyun drum singer changed the aria and began to sing "Sheng Dan Jing Mo Chou". This was liked by all four of them, so they stopped playing cymbals and listened honestly.
In this way, we passed away until ten o'clock at night.
At this time, another function of the bathhouse is about to start.
That is, stay the night! !
Although there are small hotels at the end of this year, the prices there are not very friendly to some people.
So the bathhouse became their backup choice. After coming in, they could only sleep in the changing room without taking a shower. It cost five cents a night.
Seeing more and more people coming to spend the night, Zhang Chenfei and the four of them left the bathhouse.
A brand-new bicycle and a tricycle that made no sound but the bell were traveling side by side in Sijiu City at midnight.
When they arrived at Nanluogu Lane, the two parties separated.
The three fat men went back to Black Sesame Alley to sleep, while Zhang Chenfei rode his bicycle to the warehouse to work.
When we arrived at the place, we first covered the starling's cage with a piece of black cloth, and then began to unload the goods from the space according to the cargo list.
After everything was done, the cage cover was opened again. When the Eighth Brother was woken up while sleeping soundly, he had to scold Zhang Chenfei again.
Go home and have a good night's sleep.
Early the next morning,
Zhang Chenfei got up and went to the kitchen to see what to eat. He saw the old lady soaking a bowl of various beans, and then he remembered that it was Laba today.
Not only do you need to make Laba porridge, but you also need to make Laba garlic.
While peeling the garlic, the old lady told Zhang Chenfei that there was rice porridge in the pot and asked him to eat it by himself. The pickles had already been prepared and were on the chopping board.
"Your sister-in-law has already bought ingots and yellow paper early. She also said that she will prepare the incense for the tomb in advance. Come back early from get off work in the evening and don't run out." The old lady warned.
As for Laba, I have to burn paper for my son and daughter-in-law. Since the family division, the eldest grandson's daughter-in-law has become a lot more sensible, which makes the old lady very happy.
Zhang Chenfei nodded and said he would come back soon.
After eating and drinking enough, I went to the factory to continue fishing. In the evening, I went home to burn paper and eat.
As soon as he put down the bowl, Liu Guangqi came over and made an appointment to drink together tomorrow.
"Thank you brothers for taking action when my mother had a problem with the chicken blood injection!! Especially Brother Da Fei, if it weren't for you, my mother would probably be dead.
We will also go to Shazhu’s house for a dinner. I will buy the vegetables and meat. I will make sure the brothers enjoy the meal! ! ! "Liu Guangqi looks very wealthy.
The whole family was frightened to death by what happened to their mother. Fortunately, the neighbors were there to help.
In addition, his father was confident about the salary increase, so he was given a special grant of three and a half yuan this time, so that he could thank Director Zhang! ! !
Of course, Liu Guangqi was smarter than his father and felt that everyone was helping. He only thanked Zhang Chenfei for being too obvious, so he called on several other brothers.
Zhang Chenfei is not a errand boy. Although Liu Guangqi repeatedly emphasized that he would cover everything for the meal, he still brought the medicinal wine he got from Li Youbing when he went to Sha Zhu's house.
This wine is good. If you drink it, it will be very strong.
When Zhang Chenfei said this, the eyes of Xu Damao and the others started to glow green.
Although the five brothers, except Zhang Chenfei, are all childish, they can't resist their curiosity and desire to take advantage.
The five of them drank one and a half kilograms of medicinal wine, and everyone except Zhang Chenfei was very drunk. The five of them separated in the middle courtyard, and Zhang Chenfei turned back to his home to sleep.
He had the mildest symptoms among the others, because when he went to class with Chen Xueru at noon, he took the time to fight with Elena.
The foreign girl had a strong health bar and was a very skilled and bold person. After a few operations, Zhang Chenfei was drained.
Although I feel a little hot after drinking the medicinal wine now, I can still bear it.
Yan Jiecheng and Liu Guangqi were students and timid. Although they felt hot, they only dared to bend down and move home step by step to prepare for self-reliance.
In the end, only Xu Damao and Silly Zhu were left in the middle courtyard.
"Si Zhu, are you feeling uncomfortable??" Xu Damao stared at Si Zhu and swallowed.
Silly Zhu felt his mouth was dry, and when he spoke, his voice was hoarse: "It's okay, it's okay"
Xu Damao suddenly came up to him, his voice sounding like it had been polished by sandpaper: "Si Zhu, grandpa, I will take you to a place, how about it?"
Looking at Xu Damao's face that suddenly enlarged in front of him, Shazhu was frightened: "Go, where are you going??"
A lustful smile appeared on Xu Damao's lips: "Do you still remember the Bada Hutong??"
hiss! ! Eight alleys? ? ? Silly Zhu's eyes flashed suddenly.
"Yes, Bada Hutong!! Do you remember? We have been there before. The big sister with long legs, white neck, tender feet, and a baby in her arms." Xu Damao seduced Silly Zhu, trying to remind him of what he had seen before. See.
Silly Zhu followed his words and recalled a few years ago,
He and Zhang Chenfei were deceived by Xu Damao and tricked into the Bada Hutong, and then they were dragged to have sex by those aunts, aunts, and eldest sisters.
Long legs, white neck, tender feet, and a big sister carrying a baby
He felt relaxed and happy for a while, yearning for it, and then suddenly trembled.
When he spoke again, his tone had returned to calmness: "What, Xu Damao, can you go alone?? I'm sleepy and have to go home and sleep."
Xu Damao ".??? No, what's the matter with you??"
Wasn’t your face still full of yearning just now? Why did you suddenly fall out again? ? ?
You can't, he moved his eyes downwards
Silly Zhu noticed his gaze and immediately turned around to leave.
Seeing this, Xu Damao immediately grabbed the hem of his clothes: "What's going on with you? You really don't want to follow me?"
Silly Zhu turned to look at him with a calm expression: "Xu Damao, man, I'm really not that kind of person!!
I don't care what you are going to do, but if you don't let me go, I will be rude to you. "
Ah, this
Xu Damao didn't want to be beaten, so he obediently let go of Shazhu's clothes and left the courtyard with a curse.
Seeing his figure walking away, there was a complex feeling in Silly Zhu's eyes.
no! ! Why? ? Why? ?
Why don't you even give yourself a chance to spend money in Bada Hutong? ? How is he worse than Xu Damao? ?
Why is that guy doing that all the time, but he just trembles and gets over it? ?
Filled with indignation, Silly Zhu turned on the faucet in the yard and washed his hair. After washing, he found that something had quietly changed again.
A smile suddenly appeared on his lips, and he quickly ran to the front yard.
Xu Damao, Xu Damao, Thief Sun, you must not go far! ! !
Without you, I wouldn't dare go to Bada Hutong by myself! ! !
unfortunately,
When he arrived at the entrance of the alley, he found that it was still a step too late. Xu Damao had already got on a tricycle and walked away.
Not being able to keep up with Xu Damao's footsteps, Silly Zhu felt very uncomfortable, not only in his heart but also in his body.
He hunched over and prepared to move back to the courtyard step by step. He was thinking about whether he should go home and be self-reliant? ?
As soon as I moved to the entrance of the courtyard, I saw that the ewe raised by Yanbu Gui's gang broke free from the rope and ran into the alley.
How can this be done? ? ? Don't look at Shazhu who always shouts "Yan Laoxi" at ordinary times, but he is still very generous at critical moments.
at this time,
Seeing that the ewe was about to run away, he got up and chased her. Halfway through the chase, the ewe suddenly stopped and dodged.
Silly Zhu hit the big tree directly, and blood came out from his nose.
Silly Zhu touched his hand with blood and became angry: "Oh my God, I don't believe I can't take care of you little thing!!!"
He stretched out his bloody hands, grabbed the sheep's tail and dragged it towards the courtyard.
After finally dragging it back to the hanging flower gate of the courtyard, the sheep actually ran away.
Is this possible? ? Silly Zhu immediately grabbed the sheep's waist with both hands, rode up and tried to subdue it, still muttering: "If you dare to mess with labor and management, I have to show you how powerful I am today!!!"
Little boy, can you escape from the clutches of labor and management? ? ? Run, will you run again? ? The more you run, the more excited I get! ! "
As he spoke, he raised his right hand and slapped the lambskin several times.
Just at this moment, Jia Zhang ran out of the yard.
Seeing this scene, I was immediately shocked.
"He Yuzhu! You shameless bastard, what are you doing??? You bitch, you are not a human being!!!
Come and see, everyone, you silly piece of shit is not a human being! ! ! You stinky gangster, you are shameless, you are worse than a pig or a dog! ! You are despicable! ! ! "
Who is Jia Zhang? That was the number one vixen in the courtyard.
Her voice is extremely penetrating even during the day, let alone midnight when everything is silent? ? ?
With just one voice, she woke up all the residents in the front yard, middle yard, and back yard of the courtyard.
Even the Tian Xiaozao family, Suo Qian family and Tong Xiaoting family in Courtyard No. 93 were alarmed.
After hearing Jia Zhang calling Silly Zhu a stinky scoundrel, an idea came to everyone's mind.
Did Silly Zhu deal with Jia Zhang? ? ? ?
No, no? ? Is it so exciting? ?
(End of this chapter)
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