Chapter 141 Little Spring Flower! !

Ah, this

Hearing Sha Zhu say that he wanted to be his son, Zhang Chenfei touched his nose and said, "No need."

If he had a son like Silly Zhu, he would be so angry! ! !

Yi Zhonghai on the side: ".??"

Am I not the one who has cleared your grievances? ? Why do you want to recognize Zhang Chenfei as your father? ? ?

Damn it, didn’t I pay for it in vain? ? ?

When Liu Haizhong saw Yi Zhonghai looking like he had eaten shit, his mood suddenly became extremely good.

Even the aggrieved feeling of being forced to do that just now is much better.

With this thought, he hummed a song and walked to the backyard.

When Yi Zhonghai saw him leaving, he left too.

After the two of them left, Zhang Chenfei suddenly remembered something and looked at Si Zhu: "Si Zhu, where is Xu Damao? Why didn't you see him?"

It stands to reason that that guy and Sha Zhu are sworn enemies. If Sha Zhu caused such a scene today, he should be jumping up and down, wishing he could die of joy.

Why has there been no movement? ?

"Ah, this...Xu Damao?? Him???" Silly Zhu hesitated, not knowing how to speak.

Although he and Xu Damao don't deal with each other, it's not a good idea to betray people behind their backs.

Seeing his appearance, Zhang Chenfei thought for a moment and said, "That guy won't go to Bada Hutong, right? But where did he get the money?"

Xu Damao has only been working for less than half a month and has no salary! ! !

"Well, he told his dad that we would have dinner together tonight, and he asked for fifty cents and said he was buying some vegetables to bring over."

"Fifty cents is not enough to visit the eight major alleys," Zhang Chenfei said.

Fifty cents is the price of a plate of chicken feet and scrambled eggs in a restaurant. Whose restaurant is so cheap with a half-open door? ?

Do you really want to buy Chinese cabbage? ?

Silly Zhu's face suddenly became a little strange: "Originally it was not enough, but he said that he met a forty-year-old eldest sister there, called 'Little Spring Flower'. She is of high quality and low price."

Oops! ! Zhang Chenfei almost choked to death when he spat.

At forty years old, isn't this similar to Jia Zhang's? ? He remembered that the aunts in the courtyard were all about the same age.

You actually have the nerve to call her Xiao Chunhua? ?

This Xu Damao really wanted to say it! ! Aren't you afraid that your old flesh will scratch your teeth? ?

wipe! ! Don't dare to think about it again. Zhang Chenfei shuddered and withdrew.

I originally planned to go to the space to see how the crops were growing, but now that everything has happened, I feel sleepy.

I simply stopped watching, lay down and started to sleep.

Because Silly Zhu made such a fuss in the middle of the night, most of the residents in the courtyard got up late the next day, but Zhang Chenfei was still the same as before.

After getting up, he went to the public toilet to drain the water. As soon as he left the door, he met Xu Damao, who had returned late and looked haggard.

"Brother Da Fei, I'm looking for you. I have something to ask for." Xu Damao pulled Zhang Chenfei's arm, furious.

"You want me to help you lie to your parents, saying that you were drunk and slept at my house last night." Zhang Chenfei said.

After saying that, he looked Xu Damao up and down, how about saying that the old chicken sucks blood? ? Compared with the past few days, Xu Damao now seemed to have been drained of energy and blood.

"Hey, that's amazing. How did you know???" Xu Damao asked curiously.

Zhang Chenfei lit a cigarette: "Not only do I know this, I also know that you went to Bada Hutong last night and found a forty-year-old good-quality and cheap guy!!"

"That bitch, Silly Zhu, says everything!!!" Xu Damao blushed, and then explained, "Brother Da Fei, don't listen to Silly Zhu's nonsense. In fact, it's good to be older. When you get older, you know how to care for others."

Not to mention anything else, after I arrived at Xiaochunhua's place last night, I didn't make any effort at all and just lay down flat.

However, thinking of Silly Zhu's eyes at that time, he raised his eyes and looked at Zhang Chenfei: "Brother Da Fei, you won't look down on me because of this, will you???"

Zhang Chenfei blew out a smoke ring: "Hey, what are you explaining to me?? This matter has nothing to do with me."

"You want to ask me what I think of you? All I can say is that I understand and respect you."

Xu Damao breathed a sigh of relief: "That's it. Can you keep it a secret for me? If my mother asks, tell her that I slept at your house drunk last night."

You must know that his mother hates people going to Bada Hutong the most because of his father's affairs.

If his mother found out that he hadn't come home all night, he would be beaten to death.

Zhang Chenfei looked at him, and a strange smile suddenly appeared at the corner of his mouth: "It's too late."

Xu Damao's heart skipped a beat: "Brother Da Fei, don't you want to keep your brother's secret?"

"How could it be? Am I, Zhang Chenfei, the kind of person who wouldn't take action when my brothers are in trouble?" Zhang Chenfei waved his hand, "But."

At this point, he paused.

"But your mother already knows that you were not in the courtyard last night. Not only your mother knows, but the entire courtyard and the residents of No. 93 next door know about it."

knew? ? How do you know? ? ? Xu Damao's eyes widened.

Just as he was about to ask Zhang Chenfei what was going on, he saw Aunt Yan coming out carrying a urinal.

Seeing him coming back, Aunt Yan immediately came over and said, "Xu Damao, you weren't in the courtyard last night??? Where were you?"

"Ah, what, that, how did you know??" Xu Damao asked after a perfunctory sentence.

"How do I know??" Thinking of the oolong incident that happened last night, Aunt Yan smiled so hard that her teeth showed.

She told everything about what happened to Silhu yesterday after he was drunk. After finishing speaking, she let out a sigh of relief.

How cool! ! Finally got a chance to get the word out. I couldn't find anyone to talk to one night, and I almost suffocated to death! !

After hearing this, Xu Damao felt regretful.

"No??? That bitch Silly Zhu actually... Oops!! Why am I not at home!!!" What a great opportunity to bury Silty Zhu! ! !

If I had been at the scene at that time, I would have buried my head into my crotch! ! !

"If I had known there was a good show to watch, I wouldn't have been able to go to Badahu no matter what." Xu Damao was so angry that he really wanted to give himself two big dicks.

Before he finished speaking, he heard a roar coming from the Chuihua Gate: "Xu Damao, you didn't go home last night because you went to Bada Alley???"

hiss! ! Zhang Chenfei, Xu Damao, and Aunt Yan turned their heads at the same time, but when they saw Xu Damao coming over angrily, they jumped up and slapped Xu Damao.

There was a snap, as clear and crisp as the sound of breaking bamboo in early spring.

Then, before Xu Damao could react, he was punched and kicked again: "What's wrong with learning? Learn this from your father?? I'll beat you to death!! I'll beat you to death!!!"

Xu Damao didn't dare to fight back even after being beaten by his own mother. He simply squatted on the ground and held his head, letting her beat him.

Ah, this

Zhang Chenfei and Aunt Yan looked at each other, took two decisive steps back to avoid the battle circle, and waited to watch the show.

Zhang Chenfei even took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket and cracked them.

"Sister, if you give your child a few spanks to teach him a lesson, don't break it." Aunt Yan persuaded Xu Damao to fuck him, and took the time to cast a sidelong glance at Zhang Chenfei: "Da Fei, what do these melon seeds taste like? ?”

"Five-spice, would you like some, aunt?" Zhang Chenfei handed over the melon seeds and looked at the Xu family mother and son, "Xu Damao, why don't you quickly admit your mistake to Aunt Xu and tell me that you will never dare to do it again."

Click click click~

"It's early in the morning, it's almost done." Aunt Yan put the urinal in her hand on the ground, wiped her hands on her clothes, and took the melon seeds handed over by Zhang Chenfei.

Click click click~

The two of them were eating melon seeds and watching the show.

Finally, Xu Damao got angry, twisted Xu Damao's ears and walked to the backyard.

Zhang Chenfei was about to go to the public toilet when he heard the sound of gymnastics broadcasts coming from the backyard.

Hey, it’s time for daily practice! !

next moment,

The sound of Liu Guangtian's ghost crying and wolf howling sounded.

Although he couldn't see the scene, Zhang Chenfei could already imagine Uncle Liu dancing with a cowhide belt in a dashing and heroic manner.

Okay, there's another good show to watch.

He and Aunt Yan looked at each other, and the two began to move toward the backyard in tacit agreement.

On the way, Zhang Chenfei gave Aunt Yan a handful of melon seeds.

Because he had watched two good shows in succession, when Zhang Chenfei went to the public toilet, there was already a long queue.

Most of the courtyard houses in Nanluogu Lane do not have toilets, and there are public toilets only at the entrance of the alley.

Therefore, it is normal to have long queues every morning for people to poop, pee, empty the urinal, etc.

Maybe she was used to Zhang Chenfei cutting in line. Seeing him appear, Jia Zhang immediately waved and shouted: "Director Zhang, Director Zhang, come here, cut in front of me."

Other men and women in line: ".??!!!"

Ah, this

Sensing the shocked looks in everyone's eyes, Zhang Chenfei waved his hands hurriedly: "Aunt Zhang, don't be joking. This is the women's restroom."

After that, I stood at the end of the queue in the men's room.

When I returned home after solving my personal problems, I saw that the old lady had returned from the street carrying old tofu.

Lao Doufu is also a traditional snack in Sijiucheng. The hot tofu that is freshly out of the pot and as white as beauty's breasts is served in a bowl.

Pour vinegar, soy sauce, pepper oil, chive flower sauce, sesame oil, and chili oil on top of the float in sequence.

Tofu is cold on the outside and hot on the inside. If you eat it in one bite, it will burn your throat to your belly button. It’s so comforting!

only.

Zhang Chenfei looked at the hot tofu on the table and said in surprise: "Who is it? The old tofu seller so early in the morning??"

Isn’t this stuff just a snack in the middle of the day, in the afternoon or at night? Who would be a serious person to eat this in the morning? ?

Grandma Zhang ate her own bowl and said curiously:

"Who says it isn't? I was going to buy soybean juice. I saw a newly opened stall selling hot tofu just out of the pot, so I bought it."

"No matter what you say, eat it while it's hot."

With that said, he took out two fried dough sticks from the oil paper bag on the side and handed one to Zhang Chenfei.

Zhang Chenfei sat down and took a bite of fried dough sticks and a mouthful of hot tofu, which tasted delicious.

After eating and drinking, the coachman Xu Damao also arrived.

Zhang Chenfei put down his bowl and chopsticks and wiped his mouth. He opened the cotton curtain and saw Xu Damao with two panda eyes.

"Oh!! My Aunt Xu is very cruel."

Xu Damao frowned and said nothing.

When I was driving Zhang Chenfei to work by bicycle, I turned around and went to Dr. Meng's place in Dongzhimen to have him apply medicine.

When he arrived at the factory, he locked the car and returned to the office building.

As soon as the two entered the Publicity Department side by side, Zhang Chenfei discovered that Xu Damao's father, Xu Fugui, also had panda eyes.

Announcer Niu Lili stared at Xu Fugui for a long time and asked cautiously: "Uncle Xu, what's going on with your face and eyes?"

Xu Fugui said with a dark face: "What, the cat scratched it."

"Caught by a cat??" Niu Lili curled her lips, obviously not believing it.

Turning his head, he saw that Xu Damao also had panda eyes, and immediately snickered: "Uncle Xu, this cat of yours is quite interesting. He can catch a pair of cats once he catches them."

"Hahahaha!!" There was a burst of light laughter in the small office of the Publicity Department.

Zhang Chenfei approached Xu Damao: "What's going on? What's wrong with your dad???"

He remembered that Xu Fugui was present when he saw Shazhu's joke last night! ! Why did you get beaten too? ?

(End of this chapter)

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