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Chapter 165 Push her away! ! !

Not quite right? ? ? This is just trying to cheat! ! !

Silly Zhu suddenly became anxious and slammed the table with a dull thud. The old editor-in-chief, who was about to retire, was so frightened that he trembled.

Silly Zhu's eyes were scarlet and he said viciously: "Old man, are you trying to cheat?!"

If someone is a good person, someone has to be a bad person. Before entering the publishing house, Shazhu and Mr. He had already made an agreement.

At this time, seeing Silly Zhu start to get angry, Mr. He gently shook his paper fan and said slowly: "Everyone, my nephew is not very smart. If you don't have a good talk, I won't be able to control him. "

After saying that, he closed the folding fan and looked like he was holding the whole audience.

The editor-in-chief looked at Silly Zhu's fists and He Erye's demeanor, and quietly winked at the young editor behind him.

After seeing the other party leaving quietly, he stood up with a flattering smile on his face and asked Sha Zhu and Mr. He to sit down.

Mr. He sat down while swinging his folding fan, but Si Zhu held his neck and held his fists as big as clay pots motionless.

The anchor stared at his fist for a few seconds, his Adam's apple rolling up and down, and after swallowing a few mouthfuls of saliva, he said with a smile:

"Don't worry, you two, let's talk it over if we have anything to say. I didn't say I wanted to deny it. It's the Chinese New Year, so don't be impulsive."

"Well, I'll study the genealogy just now. You two should sit down and drink some tea first."

Seeing that he had given in, Shazhu became cold and sat down next to his second cousin with a snort.

The anchor once again got the Sui family genealogy, looking slowly and not looking up for a long time.

Silly Zhu could still sit well at first, but when he saw that the other party was still silent, he began to become irritated again, but when he received Master He's eyes, he barely suppressed his emotions.

Publishing House, outside the door on the first floor.

Zhang Chenfei and Xu Damao were squatting at the door, each holding a cigarette in his mouth.

Xu Damao was bored while waiting for Sha Zhu and Mr. He to come out. When Zhang Chenfei asked him how he got together with Xiao Chunhua, he simply told Zhang Chenfei the story he had to tell between himself and Xiao Chunhua.

"By the way, the first time Sister Chunhua and I met was the first day I entered the steel rolling mill."

At that time, in order to celebrate that he had finally transformed from a student into a glorious working class, he took out all his pocket money and went to the Bada Hutong.

After all, this was Chu'er's first time eating meat. Originally, he was looking for someone who was about the same age as himself.

But who knows what kind of good day that day will be, it seems that all the ladybugs in the Forty-Nine City came to see J.

“I wandered around the Bada Hutong several times, but I couldn’t find a girl I could catch my eye with!!!

At nine o'clock in the evening, maybe ten o'clock, when I was about to leave, Sister Chunhua stopped me. "

At that time, Xiao Chunhua grabbed the hem of his clothes and said that since he looked young, she usually paid him 80 cents for one dollar a time.

Hearing this, Zhang Chenfei flicked the cigarette ashes and glanced at Xu Damao: "So you agreed??? You shouldn't!!!"

One of the people in this courtyard who loves to buy discounted goods is Yan Bugui, and the other is his sister-in-law Tang Danniu.

Xu Damao's family has good conditions, he has never endured any hardships, and he has no problems with getting married just to get a discount! !

Sure enough, as soon as his words came out, Xu Damao immediately shook his head and denied: "What did you say, Da Fei?? I'm not the kind of person like Uncle Yan who even buys a bowl of shit to try when it's on sale."

"As soon as Sister Chunhua said those words, I pushed her away!!!"

"Then tell her the other price here???" Zhang Chenfei said naughtily. Seeing the other person's face was confused, he touched his nose awkwardly, "Then, you continue."

Xu Damao also continued: "I pushed Sister Chunhua away and told her that labor and management would not look down on a veteran like her!!!

Tell her that she shouldn't be so professional when she's grown old. If it's time to retire, she should retire. You have to leave some jobs for those who come after you, right? ? ?

Besides, you are already at this age and your hair has turned gray, so what looks like a torn bag, can anyone want it? If it doesn’t work, just pick up a rough stone and grind it.”

Xu Damao held a cigarette between his fingertips, and when he talked about the past, his eyes became a little dazed for a while.

Zhang Chenfei gave a thumbs up after hearing this: "Hey!! You are so shameless, pointing at a bald man and calling him a monk, Xiao Chunhua didn't hit you???"

beat? ? ?

Xu Damao came to his senses: "Why didn't you hit me?? At that time, a big-eared melon seed was slapped on the left side of my face."

As he spoke, he touched the left side of his face, and it seemed that there was still a little pain there.

But looking at his expression, Zhang Chenfei always felt that this grandson seemed to have endless aftertaste? ? ?

He smacked his lips and asked, "Then what???"

"Then Sister Chunhua asked me if I wanted to do it?? I said no, so she slapped me on the right side of my face again."

"That night, she slapped me thirteen times in total, seven on the left and six on the right. I can count them clearly!!!"

Zhang Chenfei chuckled, but when he felt Xu Damao's gaze, he held it back: "Then you gave in?"

"Yeah." Xu Damao sniffed and nodded muffled, "Originally, I succumbed to her power, who knew?"

At this point, he paused for a moment, as if he didn't know how to word it.

Zhang Chenfei said: "Who knew that after eating the marrow and knowing the taste, I would never forget this bite???"

Xu Damao nodded, then shook his head: "Although Sister Chunhua hurts a lot when she hits people on the kang, she is very gentle when she gets off the kang and hurts people."

In fact, after the first time, he had no intention of looking for Sister Chunhua again, and even regarded this as his own shame.

But a few days later, when he was glueing himself at home, he always felt that there were no big sinuses on his face, and it always seemed to be a bit awkward.

So later, there was a second and third time

People in this era didn't receive much education on physical health. Xu Damao didn't know what other people were like on the kang, but he had a vague feeling that it was definitely not like him and Sister Chunhua.

To be honest, he was quite uneasy these days. Maybe I couldn't hold it in anymore, or maybe I was more vulnerable because I was sick, so I just vomited it out.

Now that he had finished talking to Zhang Chenfei, he looked at the other person and asked: "Brother Da Fei, do you think I was beaten up by Sister Chunhua???"

Zhang Chenfei rubbed his chin and thought for a while: "Maybe I don't blame her."

"But if she doesn't hit me, I won't either."

Xu Damao wanted to defend, but was stopped by Zhang Chenfei: "I say Xu Damao, think about it for yourself with your ten cents and eight pounds of brains. You are a 1.8 meter man. Although you are a little thin, you are as tall as that standing bean curd stick." Similar.

But Xiao Chunhua is an old woman in her forties, only 1.5 meters tall.

Can you really not beat her? ? ? Let her slap you one after another? ? ? ? "

Let’s just say that the first slap was an accident, but when a woman slaps someone in the face, wouldn’t the first reaction of most people be to slap her back? ? ? ?

How come you are being slapped one after another by the other side, and even counting the numbers for the other side? ? ? This is not about being beaten, this is clearly called fun! ! !

It can be seen from this that Xu Damao was born to be a douchebag, and the appearance of Xiao Chunhua only gave his XP an opportunity to break through.

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Compared to this, Zhang Chenfei was more curious about Xu Fugui's XP.

Ah, after hearing Zhang Chenfei's words, this Xu Damao's eyes flashed and he started to think.

After a long time, he seemed to agree with what the other person said, and he said with a cry: "Brother Da Fei, so I am a born pervert."

Zhang Chenfei patted him on the shoulder and was about to say a few words of comfort when he saw an ambulance speeding towards the publishing house with its siren blaring. Soon, the ambulance stopped at the door of the publishing house, and several tall and round people in doctor uniforms jumped out, carrying a stretcher and rushed inside.

When passing by Zhang Chenfei and Xu Damao, dust kicked up.

"Brother Da Fei, what's going on? Could it be Silly Zhu...???" Xu Damao immediately pulled away from the emotion of being a pervert, his eyes were bright and he looked like he was watching a good show.

Zhang Chenfei threw the end of his cigarette butt on the ground and stood up: "I guess they are here to catch Sha Zhu and Mr. He. Let's go in and take a look!!!"

The two walked into the publishing house one after another, only to find that there was no one in the office on the first floor where there were many people just now.

Upon closer inspection, the second floor was as noisy as a vegetable market before the Chinese New Year.

Zhang Chenfei stepped up the stairs to the second floor and motioned for Xu Damao to follow.

Xu Damao is running around despite his fever today just because I, Silly Pillar, are deflated. At this moment, victory is in sight and there is no need for Zhang Chenfei to greet him. Sayazi can run faster than him.

The two of them rushed upstairs, and then when they reached the corner, they heard two screams coming from upstairs almost at the same time.

"Silly pillar??"

"Master He???"

Zhang Chenfei and Xu Damao said in unison.

The next moment, I saw the doctors from before carrying two stretchers downstairs, still muttering about "paranoia".

Zhang Chenfei's eyes fell on the stretcher, and he saw Silly Zhu lying on it with his hair standing up, tongue hanging out, rolling his eyes, and twitching from time to time.

On the stretcher behind him, Mr. He's appearance is exactly the same as his.

hiss! ! ! Xu Damao gasped immediately when he saw Silly Zhu turning into such a bear.

Although he wanted to punish Silly Pillar, he really didn't expect these people to be so harsh! !

This, Silly Zhu will not be killed by them, right? ? ? His heart seemed to be hanging in mid-air, neither up nor down.

When the doctors walked around the corner, he immediately grabbed Zhang Chenfei's sleeve: "Brother Da Fei, no, we have to save Silly Zhu!!!!"

Zhang Chenfei sighed: "So what are you two trying to do???"

If you see Tian'er, you can punish me, and I will punish you. If the punishment is light, it will be boring. If the punishment is severe, I will be scared first and rush to save the other party.

"Damn it, if I hadn't known that you like to have your sinuses widened, I would have thought that you and Silly Zhu had a habit of cutting sleeves."

Xu Damao touched the back of his head: "What is the habit of cutting sleeves???"

Zhang Chenfei said it another way: "The peach remains on the cut sleeve."

Xu Damao: "??"

"Long Yang is so good!!!" Zhang Chenfei.

Xu Damao: ".???"

"You are really kidding, a child is out of school!!!" Zhang Chenfei was speechless and pointed at Xu Damao's forehead, "You're using the back door!!!"

After finishing speaking, he walked over and picked up the folding fan that Mr. He had dropped.

After thinking behind him for a long time, Xu Damao felt that he seemed to understand what the other party meant, and hurriedly said:

"Brother Da Fei, what are you talking about? I have a grudge against Silly Zhu, how could I use his back door??? Even if I want to leave, he must leave me!!!"

Even if he, Xu Damao, dies in this life, he will not be able to take the back door of Silly Zhu, let alone succumb to him.

Bang, the folding fan in Zhang Chenfei's hand fell to the ground.

He really wanted to tell Xu Damao that if you want Silly Zhu to use your back door, you have to submit to him.

Xu Damao couldn't understand what Zhang Chenfei said, and now he only wanted to rescue Silly Zhu quickly to avoid causing a catastrophe.

He pulled Zhang Chenfei and trotted out of the publishing house.

Three hours later, the two finally stood at the door of Anding Hospital.

As for why it takes three hours to get from Qianmen Street to Deshengmen? ?

Don't ask, just ask because the bus came late today and broke down twice on the road.

As for why not take a three-wheeler? According to Xu Damao, it was to save money. According to Zhang Chenfei, Xu Damao only reimbursed two cents for the bus ticket.

Anyway, the two of them finally arrived.

Xu Damao wrapped a scarf around the lower half of his face and walked in like a thief. From time to time he put up a tent and looked back and forth.

Zhang Chenfei looked speechless and raised his foot, wanting to kick Ya's butt.

But then I thought about it, I couldn't reward this pervert like this, so I pulled my foot back abruptly and said: "Xu Damao, what are you doing so sneakily?"

It's like TM's psychosis.

Xu Damao turned around, first put his hand on his lips, signaling Zhang Chenfei to speak softer, and then whispered:

"Brother Da Fei, I'm exploring the terrain!! Aren't we going to steal Sha Zhu and his second uncle away? How can we do this without a clear survey??"

Zhang Chenfei's face was full of black lines: "Who told you that we are here to steal people?"

After saying that, I sighed again in my heart, why are you just stealing from someone? This is not about meeting Chen Xueru and Elena! ! !

No, it’s not like stealing from the two of them.

Forget it, never mind! ! Now we have to get down to business! !

Xu Damao's eyes widened when he heard that he was not here to steal people: "If you don't steal people, how can you rescue Silly Zhu and his second uncle???"

He had heard that it was not easy to recover from mental illness after being admitted to Anding Hospital.

Zhang Chenfei looked at him with a stupid look: "Do you really think that Silly Zhu is mentally ill?? He was just lame and obsessed with you because of your deception.

We'll go in soon and explain the situation clearly to the hospital. "

So that’s it? ? ? ! ! hiss! ! Judging from Si Zhu's performance today, I forgot that Ya is not mentally ill.

Only then did Xu Damao feel relieved. He came out from behind the big tree, stood beside Zhang Chenfei openly, and put the scarf back to its original place.

Just after finishing all this, the next moment,

A rough roar came from behind him: "Sir, I have found you!!"

Teacher? ? ? ? Zhang Chenfei and Xu Damao looked back curiously.

Their eyes met a man who looked very burly.

The man's eyes were fixed on Xu Damao. When he saw him looking at him, he immediately stood at attention and gave him a standard bald man's military salute with a bang.

"Hello, sir!! Thank you for your hard work, sir!!!"

Xu Damao stretched out his arm and pointed at his nose: "Man, are you talking to me???"

(End of this chapter)