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Chapter 170 Can you die if you don’t pretend to be X?
Chapter 170 Can you die if you don’t pretend to be X?
Dadi Western Restaurant was founded in 1945, nine years earlier than Lao Mo, who later became famous as "Gen Zheng Miao Hong".
The word "earth" is homophonic with "emperor". The earth refers to the "emperor", which actually refers to the famous Peter the Great of the Bear Kingdom. Western food refers to Russian food.
It is the first Russian restaurant in Sijiu City. It has high-end decoration and a good location. It is located on West Chang'an Avenue.
This is where many people in Sijiu City were introduced to Western food. Even if they have never tasted it, they always pass by it and have their first impression of Western food in their hearts.
At this time, standing at the door of Dadi Western Restaurant, Yan Jiecheng was slapped by Duotou before he said he would eat ten fried dough sticks angrily.
Xu Damao scolded angrily: "Are you stupid? Going to a Russian restaurant to eat fried dough sticks? Do you think this is Li Youbing's fried dough cake shop???"
"Such a big restaurant doesn't even have fried cakes and fried dough sticks??" Yan Jiecheng was surprised.
Is it possible that they only have steamed buns? ? That’s not great! !
Xu Damao sneered and looked down on him: "Double dough sticks, fried dough cakes, aiwowo!! That's how fucking promising you are! Russian restaurants, Western food, everyone eats bread, you know?"
Have you never eaten Western food or watched a movie? ? "Column N in 1918" said that there will be bread and milk! !
Do you know how to say bread in furry bear language? ? ? That's called drinking hunting! ! ! English name Breiwald? ! ! "
Zhang Chenfei gave a thumbs up: "Okay Xu Damao, don't you think you can speak Russian?"
Xu Damao proudly puffed up his chest, which was a little ribbed: "As the saying goes, reading ten thousand books is like traveling ten thousand miles. Although I have a headache when I read the book, I have watched a lot of movies!!! There is also a lot of knowledge in it! .
Let's just say that eating Western food is very particular, and there are a lot of rules inside. If you don't understand, just wait for people to laugh after you enter! ! ! "
Silly Zhu, Yan Jiecheng and Liu Guangqi were nervous as this was their first time in such a high-end place.
Hearing what he said, I immediately became even more panicked. When people panic, they want to hug their thighs.
The three people immediately surrounded Xu Damao, saying that the brothers were all old haters.
We'll go in later. Brother Xu, you are well-informed. You must help us more and don't let the big boys and international friends inside see the jokes of us ordinary people.
Seeing the flattering looks of Silly Zhu and the other three towards him, Xu Damao felt that his face was as big as a basin. Even if he said that you should follow me closely after entering the door, you can do whatever I do.
When the time comes, I will ensure that you can eat your first Western meal in a steady manner, and no one will notice that you are a baby.
With Xu Damao's guarantee and his impressive appearance, Shazhu and the others immediately had a backbone.
Several people looked at me and I looked at you. In the end, Shazhu was in front, Liu Guangqi was in the middle, and Yan Jiecheng was in the back. The three of them walked inside with the pace of disowning relatives.
Xu Damao turned to look at Zhang Chenfei. When Shazhu and the others were fawning over him just now, Zhang Chenfei was smoking aside without any expression.
Xu Damao felt that Zhang Chenfei must have never eaten Western food, but he just wanted to take the airs of the big brother of the Five Little Gentlemen of the Siheyuan.
He didn't understand and was embarrassed to say it, and he still couldn't flatter himself, which made him very unhappy.
at this time,
Before Silly Zhu and the others had gone far, he deliberately ran over and said: "Brother Da Fei, you will follow me when you get in soon. You can do whatever I want. I will teach you properly and won't embarrass you." !!”
The voice was quite loud, deliberately letting the three people in front of Shazhu hear it, with a look of pride in his eyes.
Zhang Chenfei glanced sideways at Xu Damao, knowing that this guy wanted to show off his power among the five of them.
Otherwise, this guy is just a bitch and a rebel. Although he seems to be docile at ordinary times, he wants to rebel when he finds an opportunity.
Zhang Chenfei was sure that if he really made a joke when he went in soon, Xu Damao would definitely feel happy.
Maybe this guy wants to step on him to get the upper hand, and set up a persona in the courtyard like "Zhang Chenfei has to look at me, rely on me to make things smooth".
But unfortunately, today is destined to disappoint this guy.
Zhang Chenfei thanked him noncommittally, and then followed Shazhu and the others into the restaurant.
As soon as we entered the door, we were immediately greeted by a waiter wearing a black tuxedo and a bow tie, looking like an English butler.
After confirming the information, the waiter led a few people into the restaurant.
The current Dadi Western Restaurant still has the same decoration as when it first opened, with thick burgundy curtains.
Ornate chandeliers, tall European-style chairs with semicircular backrests, and burgundy tablecloths.
The goblet on the table, the snow-white tablecloth, and the foreigner with a big nose and blue eyes all shocked Sha Zhu and other young people who grew up in the alley.
Xu Damao had seen such a scene in a movie before. He thought he would be very calm, but when he was in it, he found that his hands were trembling slightly.
Unconsciously, he wanted to get closer to Zhang Chenfei. It seemed that he could feel more at ease only by being by Brother Da Fei's side.
But when he looked up, he saw Brother Da Fei looking average, as if he was used to such scenes.
Damn it, he got it again! ! No, you can’t be compared to Zhang Chenfei! ! !
Xu Damao took a deep breath, tried hard to calm down, and acted coquettishly to the waiter, as if labor and management often come to eat, don't underestimate me! ! !
After the five people found their seats and sat down under the guidance of the waiter, the four of them felt panicked when they saw the menu handed over by the waiter.
No,
Braised mutton in a pot costs 3.2 yuan, sausages cost more than 1 yuan, ice cream costs 50 cents, and even the cheapest bread costs 25 cents a piece.
Is this, are the things here made of gold? ? ?
Several people looked at each other, especially Yan Jiecheng, who was so frightened that he threw the menu on the table, fearing that he would be charged for looking at the person one more time.
He looked at Silly Zhu and murmured in a low voice: "Brother Silly Zhu, the things here are so expensive. If we eat this, it will cost dozens of dollars??? You, you really want to treat us?"
Silly Zhu was confused when he saw the menu. He only knew that Western food was expensive, but he really didn't expect it to be so expensive.
Damn, a roast duck in Biianfang only costs five yuan, enough to feed two people. This bear place is several times more expensive than the cheap shop! !
Silly Zhu regretted a little and felt that he had been cheated by Xu Damao.
He was just about to find an excuse to give in and take his brothers away. But Xu Damao saw what he was thinking and immediately mocked:
"Silly Zhu, are you dumbfounded? Are you regretting that you should not have agreed to the treat right now?
So, if you give up now, just call each of the brothers grandpa, and we won't eat here, but go out to eat braised pork with you, how about that? ? "
grandfather? ? I call you uncle! ! !
Silly Zhu became anxious and slapped the table: "Isn't it just ice cream for 50 cents, mutton for 3 yuan, and sausage for 1.5 cents? It's like no one can afford it!! Just the dishes I just mentioned. Get it, bring it all, one for each person!!!
Don't get a portion that everyone shares and let the foreigners next door see it and think we can't afford it! ! ! "
As soon as the waiter left with the menu, Xu Damao picked up the tablecloth and began to tie it around his neck.
The first time Si Zhu and the others came, they all followed Xu Damao's lead. Whatever he did, they would do the same.
Soon, everyone tied their napkins, except Zhang Chenfei who just put his own on his lap.
Seeing this, Xu Damao felt a flash of displeasure in his heart.
In fact, it's not that he dislikes Zhang Chenfei. In fact, he usually fawns over the other person. He has always been proud of being able to fawn over the other person and become his little brother.
But today is different.
In Xu Damao's heart, he knew the most about Western food among everyone present, and he felt that Zhang Chenfei's shine should be overshadowed by him on this occasion.
Even Zhang Chenfei should be like Silly Zhu and the others, treating him as his true heart.
But Zhang Chenfei confronted him again and again, which made him angry.
A trace of displeasure flashed in Xu Damao's eyes, but he didn't dare to fight Zhang Chenfei, so he planned to show off his extensive knowledge in front of him and shock him! ! !
Thinking of this, he picked up the knife and fork on the table and looked at Sha Zhu and Xu Damao: "Do you know how to use this thing??"
Silly Zhu, Yan Jiecheng and Liu Guangqi shook their heads.
The corners of Xu Damao's mouth curved in an evil way: "Listen, brother will teach you.
This is a knife and fork. Foreigners use this to eat, but the usage is different in each country.
If you only use your right hand, you can pick up the knife and the fork. This is the French way of eating.
But if you have a knife in your left hand, a fork in your right hand, and a bow on both sides, this is called the British way of eating.
And put this napkin around your neck for cleanliness and hygiene! ! ! "
Having said this, he glanced at Zhang Chenfei calmly.
Zhang Chenfei glanced sideways at him, "Hey, are you talking about me?" ? Labor and management just don't do what you say. He pretended not to hear Xu Damao's words, lit a cigarette, leaned on his seat and puffed away comfortably.
Damn, can you die if you don’t show off? ? Xu Damao slandered.
Xu Damao felt unhappy because he failed to shock Zhang Chenfei, but his operations and explanations just now were as fierce as a tiger, but they calmed down Silly Zhu and the others.
Fortunately for Silly Zhu, he and Xu Damao had always had a grudge. Even though he felt that the other party was knowledgeable in his heart, it was hard to say anything on the surface.
Yan Jiecheng and Liu Guangqi, on the other hand, just felt that Xu Damao was incompetent, and the stars were looking at him, flattering him in every way.
Xu Damao was suddenly in a daze, eager to show off a little more, but before he could think of anything to show off, the waiter brought a square, white and tender thing to the table.
With a click, it was placed in the center of the table.
This, what is this? ? ?
Silly Zhu touched the thing with his knife. Hey, it swayed.
"Here, what is this? Can it be eaten?" He looked at Xu Damao with doubts in his eyes.
"Maybe it's fat cake, but why is it so tender?" Liu Guangqi said.
"This thing may be a cake. I passed by a Western pastry shop before and saw something similar to this in the window." Yan Jiecheng thought for a while and said.
"But we didn't even click on what you said!!" Silly Zhu looked at Xu Damao again.
That’s right, I didn’t even order it! ! !
Yan Jiecheng and Liu Guangqi also looked at Xu Damao.
Xu Damao was very satisfied with how Silly Zhu and the others asked him when they didn't understand. He touched his chin, looked at the thing for a while, and then stretched out his fingers to touch it.
In the end, he was still not sure what it was. He thought it looked like tofu, but he felt that he didn't order it.
His eyes wandered and he wanted to ask Zhang Chenfei for help, but when he thought about it, he had never eaten Western food.
Besides, if you ask Zhang Chenfei for help now, doesn't that mean that you have become his little follower in the field of Western food? ? Doesn’t that mean you’ve been showing off for so long today? ?
How does this make Shazhu think of himself? ? ? No, I must beat Zhang Shenfei today! ! !
Thinking of this, Xu Damao picked up the knife and fork and started moving towards the thing.
He cut off a large piece, stuffed it directly into his mouth, chewed it and swallowed it, and then said: "It tastes pretty good, Nan Tofu!!"
Silly Zhu hurriedly said: "Is the first dish of Western food all Shangnan tofu??"
Xu Damao pretended to know everything and said: "This piece of tofu is for us to practice our skills. I'm afraid we won't be used to using knives and forks."
Silly Zhu was unhappy: "This is just looking down upon others, thinking that we have never been to a Western restaurant!!!"
"I guess so." Xu Damao was also angry, and he hated Shazhu and the others for showing their cowardice, letting people see that they were novices, and even him being looked down upon.
He also hated the waiter in this western restaurant for being so arrogant. He rolled up his sleeves and said, "Brothers, let me show you your skills!!"
As soon as he said this, Shazhu, Yan Jiecheng and Liu Guangqi all turned on each other.
Some people eat it in the French way, and some people eat it in the British way. They eat up the piece of southern tofu three times, five times, five, and two times.
After eating, Shazhu wiped his mouth using the method taught by Xu Damao, and looked at Zhang Chenfei: "Brother Da Fei, why don't you eat???"
Zhang Chenfei half-reclined on the back of his chair, puffed out a mouthful of white mist, and then flicked the ashes: "I'm smoking, you guys eat first."
"What should you eat first? You've finished eating." Silly Zhu put down his knife and fork.
"Don't worry, there is more." Zhang Chenfei smiled slightly.
As if to confirm his words, the next moment, the waiter brought over another piece of tofu.
Silly Zhu guys, you look at me, I look at you, okay, keep eating! !
Then they picked up their knives and forks, split the piece of tofu apart, shook their cheeks and continued making it.
After finishing the second piece, another piece comes. Silly Zhu found it tasteless when he ate it, and sprinkled some free pepper noodles and salt on the table.
After eating five pieces of tofu here, the waiter over there couldn't help it. He went to the foreman and muttered, and finally brought up another piece of tofu.
"No, why the tofu again??? I've eaten enough, it's disgusting." Liu Guangqi said with a sad face.
Although the tofu in Western restaurants tastes pretty good, I can’t resist eating it all the time! !
"I don't want to eat tofu for the next year." Yan Jiecheng also said.
Silly Zhu glared at the waiter: "What are you guys doing? Are you displeased with me and are you deliberately making fun of us?"
After saying that, I felt quite proud. Look, look, I didn’t even say it was my first time here, so the waiter couldn’t guess! ! ! Hey, I'm really smart! !
Xu Damao waved his hand to signal Silly Zhu to calm down, wiped his mouth gracefully with a table cloth, then looked at the waiter and said: "Vettel, we have had enough of the appetizers, please go directly to the main course."
The waiter looked around at the people, and finally his eyes fell on Xu Damao: "Gentlemen, I would like to ask, is it your first time to eat Western food?"
Yan Jiecheng was about to nod when he was pinched by Xu Damao.
Xu Damao squinted at the waiter and said dissatisfied: "Vettel, what are you talking about?? What if you have eaten? What if you haven't?"
A flash of contempt flashed in the waiter's eyes: "Gentlemen, please don't feel embarrassed to tell me.
According to the rules of Western food, this piece of tofu is for wiping the tableware, not for eating. When the knife and fork are covered with milk, just wipe it on, and then eat something else."
While talking, he also used a knife and fork to demonstrate.
At this time, Shazhu and the others made a big blush, and they all wanted to hide their heads in their crotches.
Silly Zhu glared at Xu Damao angrily, accusing him of pretending to know nothing and pretending to be naked, making everyone spin around in embarrassment.
Xu Damao failed to show off, and was confused at this moment. He wanted to speak, but after moving his mouth several times, he didn't know what to say to solve the current situation.
Helpless, he could only stare back at Silly Zhu.
Seeing that several brothers were about to fight among themselves, the waiter and the people at the table next to him were waiting to see the joke.
Zhang Chenfei put out the cigarette butt in his hand in the ashtray and snorted coldly:
"What are the rules and regulations?? After all, aren't you just a foreigner's restaurant? What is there to show off?"
Remember, now that you are driving on ZG’s territory, you must act in accordance with ZG’s rules! !
Isn’t there a saying in your Western service industry? Customer is god! !
Not to mention eating a few pieces of tofu from you today, even if you guys want to eat steak with chopsticks, don't you have to prepare chopsticks obediently? ? ?
Western food is expensive. It is true that a meal costs dozens of dollars, but it is the Western food that is expensive, not you! !
After all, you are just a waiter, just a waiter in a restaurant. Don’t be confused about your position! ! "
They were beaten and beaten during the conversation, and now it was the waiter's turn to blush and not know what to say.
Zhang Chenfei didn't really want to do anything to him. He waved his hand and told him to stop talking nonsense and hurry up the kitchen to get the dishes as soon as possible.
As soon as the waiter left, Shazhu, Yan Jiecheng, Liu Guangqi and others immediately gave Zhang Chenfei a thumbs up.
"It has to be my brother Da Fei!!! I finally vented my anger!!!"
“No matter what time, you can’t go wrong with following Brother Da Fei!!!”
"Xu Damao, compared with Brother Da Fei, you are just a little finger!!!"
After being complimented by several people, Xu Damao glanced at Zhang Chenfei quietly.
No, how can you be so cool? ? If you are exposed, you won't panic, and you can turn around and conquer an army? ? ?
It seems that when it comes to showing off, I still have a long way to go! ! !
Soon, the meals were served. Seeing the exquisite exotic delicacies, Shazhu and the others immediately put the little embarrassment behind them and picked up their knives and forks to make a meal.
After eating and drinking, Shazhu paid the bill. Just as they were about to walk out, a couple walked towards them.
Seeing Zhang Chenfei, the woman's eyes suddenly lit up: "Zhang Chenfei, do you want to eat here too??"
(End of this chapter)
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