Chapter 186 Juhu’s scolding! !
The next day is the weekend,
Early in the morning, Zhang Chenfei, who was learning foreign languages ​​from Elena in his sleep, was woken up by a burst of noise.

He rubbed his eyes helplessly, sat up and muttered:

"Is there something wrong with these bangs? When you beat a child, you should practice three nines in the winter and three summers in the summer. Did Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu violate the laws of nature, or did they dig up their family's ancestral graves?"

Grandma Zhang, who was cleaning the table, heard this and couldn't help but said with some disdain: "What's wrong with making mistakes? This means that you have no great ability in your life. Now that you have rights in front of your children, you don't need to know how to be a human being."

Zhang Chenfei thought about it, isn't that the truth?
Aren’t many parents in this world like this? ? ? The only time in life when one can taste the taste of absolute power is to commit suicide to those under his control.

He couldn't help but give a thumbs up to his grandmother: "Hiss!! What you said is so insightful, old lady."

Grandma Zhang rolled her eyes at him: "You bastard, get up quickly!!!"

The stick noodle porridge is ready, and the steamed buns are ready. I'm just waiting for my grandson to get up and eat.

Zhang Chenfei started to put on his shoes and socks, and asked the old lady if there was anything for breakfast tonight. I couldn't help but curl my lips when I found out it was a pagoda dish.

Although Qinfangju’s pickles are delicious, they can’t be eaten seven days a week.

Zhang Chenfei wanted to go out for breakfast and have a bowl of hot braised pork, but he was afraid of the old lady's foot-long brass pipe pot.

In the end, I could only eat three large bowls of stick noodle porridge, two steamed buns and pagoda dishes with tears in my eyes.

After eating and drinking enough, I burped and went out.

Standing in front of the bicycle and wondering why the driver Xu Damao hadn't come to work yet, he saw Xiao Hou, a police officer from Jiaodaokou Police Station, walking into the courtyard.

"Elder brother, why are you here at the humble residence today???" Zhang Chenfei stepped forward and handed over a cigarette with a playful smile.

Zhang Chenfei used to be the biggest gangster in the East Third District, and he had no acquaintance with Xiao Hou, the police officer, because of the invisible social unrest.

Because Xiao Hou's surname was Hou, Zhang Chenfei nicknamed him Senior Brother after getting acquainted with him.

Later, the nickname became more and more popular, and the residents in this area forgot Xiao Hou's real name.

Xiao Hou took the cigarette and looked Zhang Chenfei up and down without concealing it, and nodded: "I heard that you have changed your ways and turned a new leaf?? You became a model worker at the end of last year?? That's okay, Da Fei."

As expected, it was a treat to see each other with admiration after three days of separation! ! !

Zhang Chenfei put the cigarette held between his fingertips in his mouth and took a sip, then said leisurely: "Hey, it's all thanks to your good education, senior brother.

Have you forgotten? Every time I was caught by you before, you would bleach me with your brilliance and whiten me for free. As time went by, I gradually became aware of it. "

"I have to go to the Qinmen Police Station to give you a banner later. Just write eight characters on it - Thank you, Brother Hou, for turning the tide!!!"

"You're a kid, you know how to put on a high hat for me." Xiao Hou smiled and suddenly asked, "What, I heard that you are now the third uncle of your courtyard?"

"Hey, has it all reached your ears?" Zhang Chenfei raised his eyebrows, trying hard to pretend to be calm, and said, "Hey, actually I didn't want to be the boss, but I can't help it, the mass base is too good !!!”

"I tried my best to push it away, but I couldn't. Tell me, why am I so popular???
Sigh, but I have thought about it, since the neighbors trust me, I will definitely not disappoint everyone’s expectations.”

Zhang Chenfei was eloquent, while Xiao Hou crossed his arms over his chest and said nothing, only watching him silently.

After Zhang Chenfei finally pretended to be satisfied, he said: "The masses trust you so much, so you have to work hard.

Well, something happened in your courtyard last night. Please handle it. "

Last night? Zhang Chenfei suddenly frowned: "What's the matter?"

"Did your yard Xu Fugui, Xu Damao and his son not come home last night?"

"Ah, yes."

"That's right, the father and son were arrested last night in Yanzhi Alley with a man with a door ajar.
The comrades at Zhushikou locked them up overnight. Today we called our Jiaodaokou Police Station to inform their family members to pick them up. "Xiao Hou simply explained the matter.

Zhang Chenfei cried out in his heart when he heard this: "I, I guessed it right, right?? The father and son slept together under the same bed with the door ajar and under the quilt???"

No way, no way, is it so exciting? ? ? If I had known I wouldn’t have been able to leave yesterday! ! ! Wrong 100 million, uncomfortable.
Xiao Hou rolled his eyes at him: "What are you thinking about? Can your thoughts not be so dirty? I think Chen's brilliance still makes you white enough!!! Xu Damao and Xu Fugui are not that perverted!!!
Comrades from Zhushikou said that Xu Fugui and Chunhua were arrested at that time. Xu Damao was guarding the door for them at that time, and he was an accessory."

Ah, Zhang Chenfei touched his nose and cursed in his heart, why are the Xu family and his son not perverted?

It was obvious that Xu Damao had just eaten and was not hungry. He was not strong enough to score twice, otherwise he would have been designated as such.

But now is not the time to talk about this. He looked at Xiao Hou and asked: "Elder brother, since we let the family members take care of the people, why are you looking for Xu Damao? Why are you looking for me, the third uncle???"

"Xu Damao and Uncle Xu specifically told you they were looking for you, saying they were looking for his mother."

Xiao Hou didn't say anything else, but Zhang Chenfei already understood.

Who in the courtyard doesn't know that Xu Damao hates prostitution the most. In 1947, Xu Fugui was caught by a gangster while he was having sex. Later, his wife took a kitchen knife and went to the police station.

The two kitchen knives dance like tigers and tigers, attacking indiscriminately. Heipi was so frightened that he didn't even dare to ask for a fine, so he released Xu Fugui.

Zhang Chenfei thought for a while: "Even if you don't find his mother, these three uncles belong to the front yard! You use the officials in the front yard to manage the residents in the back yard? It's not appropriate, isn't it?"

Xiao Hou waved his hand: "It's not a big problem. I'll go find the first and second uncles later, and you three will go to Zhushikou together."

Zhang Chenfei nodded.

quickly,

The three elders of the Siheyuan met successfully in front of the Chuihua Gate in the front yard of the Siheyuan. Under the leadership of policeman Xiaohou, the three went straight to Zhushikou.

Now that there is no criminal law and it is not time to crack down hard, the punishment for prostitution is not severe.

The Xu family and his son were detained for one night. They paid a fine, wrote a letter of guarantee, and had three elders from the courtyard as guarantees. After being criticized, they withdrew.

After exiting the gate of Zhushikou Police Station,

Xu Fugui immediately grabbed Xiao Hou and begged:
"Hou'er, you know that uncle is an absolutely honest person. Everything yesterday was an accident, so... can you not inform the steel rolling mill of this matter???"

Xiao Hou: "It's not that far."

Xu Fugui didn’t remember to be happy before he came, Liu Haizhong couldn’t help but said: “No, Comrade Xu Fugui, the nature of your matter is too bad.

I suggest that the death penalty can be avoided, but the living penalty cannot be escaped. Although the factory will not be notified, a hospital-wide meeting must be held in the courtyard! ! It will be hosted by our three uncles! ! ! "

Now that I have finally become an official, why don’t I hold a hospital-wide meeting to show off my official power?
House-wide meeting? ? Zhang Chenfei glanced at Liu Haizhong, hey, there is another good show to watch.

When Xu Fugui heard this, his face immediately turned pale.

Why did he let the elders of the courtyard come to pick him up? Wasn't it just to prevent his daughter-in-law from knowing?
If this is a hospital-wide meeting, how can everyone know about it? ? ?

Thinking of this, he looked at Liu Haizhong pitifully, with a bit of pleading in his tone:
"Old Liu, there's no need for a hospital-wide meeting. Who's grown up and doesn't have two farts that can't be carried in his pockets?! We are all old brothers, so let me go free today."

Liu Haizhong snorted coldly: "I'm not your brother, I'm the steward of the backyard. You live in the backyard, and if something like this happens, it's my responsibility. I can't blame you." Zhang Chenfei corrected on the side: "Scrap up, Bi , four sounds.”

Although he is a half-step junior high school student, his cultural level is really average.

Liu Haizhong glanced at him, then turned to look at Xu Fugui: "Follow me, I want to ask for details."

After finishing speaking, he walked forward with the square steps he had just learned, and Xu Fugui followed closely.

Yi Zhonghai and Xiao Hou were walking in the middle, discussing something.

Zhang Chenfei saw that no one was paying attention to him, so he walked to Xu Damao:
"Xu Damao, what happened last night? Didn't your father want to deal with you? Why did he change to deal with the spring flowers? And he was caught."

Xu Damao sighed speechlessly: "How did I know? After sending you away yesterday, my dad said that Sister Chunhua seduced me and wanted to show her how powerful she was.

Sister Chunhua said, I am so ugly, how could she seduce me? It was obviously my shameless approach.
How could my father listen to someone calling his son ugly? He just said that he wanted to show her how powerful he was.

Then the two of them entered the house. I thought they were going to have a fight, but who knew they actually had a fight! ! ! "

Having said this, Xu Damao sighed again: "Brother Da Fei, am I really ugly?"

A fight, a fight? ? Zhang Chenfei pondered the meaning of this sentence, and secretly sighed in his heart that Chinese is really fucking broad and profound.

After thinking about it carefully, I remembered to comfort Xu Damao: "You are not ugly, you are good-looking. It's just that in today's society, people are too impetuous and few are patient."

Having said this, Zhang Chenfei paused for a moment, and then said: "But Xu Damao, are you concerned about whether your attention has gone astray?"

Xu Damao scratched his head: "Why did you go astray?"

"Shouldn't you be concerned about what you and your father will do when you return to the quadrangle and hold a general meeting?"

This is a scolding from Juhu! ! In ancient times, weren't pig cages allowed to be soaked? ? ? Thinking about it, Zhang Chenfei was nervous for him.

Unexpectedly, Xu Damao waved his hand and said: "It's not a big problem. As long as my father is not stupid, he will not tell anything about what happened between me and him, or between him and Sister Chunhua."

Not confessing is just prostitution, but confessing is ethical, and the social impact is completely different.

And when he was caught, he was just out for fun. His father didn't involve him last night. He was confident! !

Zhang Chenfei thought about it and realized that it was true. Now that things have reached this point, Xu Fugui can only take the blame himself.

No matter what, it sounds better than the father and son sharing an abalone and sharing an abalone, right?

After eating the melon, Zhang Chenfei walked quickly to catch up with Yi Zhonghai.

Returning to the courtyard, Liu Haizhong made arrangements for his three sons to run around the courtyard to inform everyone that a hospital-wide meeting would be held after lunch.

Siheyuan, middle courtyard.

The Eight Immortals Table appeared for the first time in the TV series.

There are three large enamel cups and a small plate of melon seeds on the table. Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong and Zhang Chenfei sat separately in the shape of "pin".

Yan Bugui looked at the free tea, peanuts, and melon seeds, and his heart felt as sad as needles pricking him.

If you don't become the third uncle, how much will you lose? ? ! ! ! I feel uncomfortable and want to cry.

When all the residents of the courtyard had arrived, Liu Haizhong stood up, cleared his throat and said, "I invite everyone here today to discuss the matter of Xu Fugui being caught engaging in prostitution.

Just last night, Xu Fugui took his son Xu Damao out. In name, he took his son who had just started working to see the world, but in fact, he took his son to Rouge Alley.

Where is Rouge Alley? ? It was a place for chaos and chaos, a place where filth and evil practices were hidden.

Xu Fugui prostituted himself and asked his newly grown son to guard the door. What kind of behavior is this? Simply worse than a beast
Next, let us have a few words from the most respected man in the courtyard. "

Liu Haizhong had enough official authority and sat down slowly.

Yi Zhonghai stood up, not as sluggishly as Liu Haizhong spoke.

He just told the police station about the punishment meted out to the Xu family and his son, and then asked the residents how they should handle the matter.

"The Siheyuan is everyone's Siheyuan. If someone in the Siheyuan makes a mistake, it is natural to listen to everyone's opinions." He said.

After everyone heard this, they all turned around to look at the wife who had been beaten so hard that her face was now swollen into a pig's head.

"I heard that he had been having a good relationship with that guy with a half-closed door for several years."

"Then let's talk about Lao Xu with the door ajar."

"How many times did Lao Xu get beaten because he couldn't control his lower body???"

"A dog can't change from eating shit!! Lao Xu can't change."

"What's the best punishment? Punish him to buy bread for everyone? Yili has a new product."

"Let him be punished to repair tiles for everyone, so that he doesn't have to do it himself in the summer."

"Bah, you are shameless and despicable!!"

When Xu Fugui saw everyone looking at him and heard their comments, he immediately lowered his head, looking submissive.

On his left, Xu Damao's face also had slap marks, but it was still much better than his father's.

On his right, Xu Damao felt everyone's eyes on him. When he heard those words, he immediately gave his man another kick without mercy.

bang,
Xu Fugui fell to the ground with his stool.

Yi Zhonghai frowned: "Old Xu family, please restrain yourself, we are in a meeting."

Liu Haizhong: "If you fight back, don't make trouble at the conference."

Zhang Chenfei: "Uncle Xu, get up first. Oh, where did you knock your tooth? Why did you lose a front tooth?"

Xu Fugui stood up and wiped his lips: "Lao Yi, Lao Liu, Da Fei, can I go see your teeth first?"

Liu Haizhong was unhappy: "What's going on? Call me the first uncle, the second uncle, the third uncle!!! Also, your problem hasn't been solved yet, why do you want to see your teeth?"

Just lose a tooth? He won't die, so why are you pretending? ?

Zhang Chenfei glanced at him when he heard this, no wonder this guy was acting like that after the wind broke out. It turned out that there were clues now.

(End of this chapter)

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