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Chapter 238 The thief steals the chicken! !
Zhang Chenfei scratched his hair and looked at Zhang Chenliang who was following him: "Brother, what does Uncle Tian mean by saying this?"

Zhang Chenliang also scratched his head: "I don't know..."

The two brothers went home and told the old lady and Tang Da Niu roughly what had happened. Of course, the incident of Zhang Chenfei almost having his pants taken off by Tian Xiaozao was hidden.

Finally,

Zhang Chenliang stared at his clear little eyes and looked at his old lady: "Grandma, Uncle Tian said he is coming to our house to eat dumplings. Is he planning to eat dumplings from our family??"

Because you lost face in the movie theater today, are you going to take revenge by eating dumplings? ? ?

But, it’s not appropriate to come here on New Year’s Eve, right?

Mrs. Zhang looked at her stupid eldest grandson, who had clear eyes, and then at her little grandson, who also looked confused, and sighed without saying anything.

Tang Danniu on the side looked at the old lady and slapped her man on the head: "You are stupid but you are really incompetent!! Uncle Tian means that he agreed to Da Fei and Xiao Zao!!!"

We can talk about the engagement during dinner tomorrow, and maybe we can get married after the new year! !
"Is this what you mean???" Zhang Chenliang/Zhang Chenfei said in unison.

Tang Danniu slapped Calabash Baby's father on the head again: "Yes, yes, if it doesn't mean this, what else could it mean???"

Is it difficult to understand the phrase "two families have dinner together" on New Year's Eve? ?

Da Fei didn't understand, that was because it was his own business, and he couldn't see clearly because he was in the middle of it.

But Zhang Chenliang couldn't understand it either, he was just a pure fool! ! ! The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and Tang Danniu slapped her again.

Zhang Chenliang covered his head and said aggrievedly: "That's right, just talk, what are you doing?"

The eight gourd boys on the side saw their father being beaten, and they were not surprised for a long time. They continued to eat roasted sweet potatoes around the stove, and their faces turned black from eating.

"My dear, I say you should change your habit of hitting people." Grandma Zhang on the side blew out a smoke ring and sighed.

Zhang Chenliang's eyes lit up, and he was about to say that my grandma knew she cared about me. He couldn't help but want to look at Tang Danniu and let her wait to be scolded by grandma.

Unexpectedly, before his eyes moved away, he heard the old lady say again: "Although Liangzi was stupid before marrying you, there was only a limit to how stupid she could be.

I have watched you marry him over the years, and he has become more and more stupid after being beaten on the head by you.

If you turn out to be someone who doesn't even know how to urinate, wouldn't you be the unlucky one? ? ? "

How can a couple live their lives without fighting? ? She didn't mean to be partial and not let her grandson's wife hit her grandson.

It’s just that you have to be able to fight. The lower body and head are all critical places, so can you fight? ?
I think back then, when she spanked Dafei, her grandfather only spanked her buttocks and twisted the soft flesh around her waist... What happened in the end? ? The old man's head was very clear until he died! ! !

Tang Danniu thought about it and realized that this was the truth. She immediately stood up and admitted her mistake: "Grandma, what you are teaching me is that I am ignorant today.

Next time I spank Ryoko, I will definitely hit the thick fleshy part of the buttocks, or twist the soft flesh on the waist, and I will never hit the head again. "

What if there is an old man in the family and a treasure? ? These are all valuable experiences that you need to learn from.

Grandma Zhang was so praised that she was ecstatic. Does that mean you have only been married for a few years? How many times have I beaten your man? ?

Old lady, I have a lot of experience, just learn from it! ! !

Zhang Chenliang was stunned on the spot.

ah? ? ? Who is the grandmother who takes advantage of her own grandson so much? ! ! And teach your grandson’s wife how to beat her grandson? ?

Okay, take back what you just said. What kind of grandma is this? This is obviously a knife to help the tyrants do harm, a pawn to keep the tiger company! ! !
Zhang Chenfei, who was standing beside him, was just smacking his teeth in silly joy. When he was done enjoying himself, he suddenly slapped his forehead: "Old lady, don't teach Xiao Zao'er these tricks."

That girl is a broken person. It hurts to hit someone. If he learns one or two more moves, will he still be alive? ? ?

After talking about her own affairs, Tang Da Niu slapped her forehead fiercely: "Today is Banggeng's first birthday, and that old godly woman of the Jia Zhang family asked the neighbors to watch Banggeng catching Zhou. Old lady, Will you go?"

"Catch Zhou? Why don't you go???" Grandma Zhang was so curious about what the little black monkey could catch. Immediately get off the kang and put on shoes.

Zhang Ping'an and Zhang Shunsui, two smart little guys who are used to watching what is happening, immediately rushed forward, supporting one on the left and the other on the right: "Madam, please be careful, we will help you walk."

A family of twelve went out in a grand manner and met Yan Bugui's family.

It is an old rule in Sijiucheng that when a child turns one year old, a "week-catching" ceremony is held.

At home, you should prepare scissors, knives, spoons, books, pens, paintbrushes, abacus, food and drink, etc. Then arrange these things into a hollow circle and place the child who is about to be held in the middle.

Finally, depending on what the child catches, it indicates what kind of future he will have in the future.

Although the Zhou Chou Ceremony is only a family affair, there are generally no entertainment activities in this era. Therefore, as long as a family's children catch the week, the neighbors will join in the fun and come over to have a look.

When everyone arrived in the middle courtyard, they saw that Lao Jia's family had spread a large sheet in the courtyard.

On the bed sheet were several items commonly used to catch Zhou Zhou, as well as Zhang Chenfei's big, dirty starling.

Jia Dongxu skillfully carried the stick out and placed it in the center of the big sheet.

The neighbors in the courtyard were on three floors inside and on the three floors outside, surrounded by big sheets. In the innermost circle are Yi Zhonghai, the Jia family, Zhang Chenfei, Sha Zhu, and Xu Damao.

Although the Chinese New Year is approaching, it's not cold in the yard. Bangge was wearing a thick cotton-padded jacket and was very excited.

He sat on the sheets, looking at this and that, as if a toad at the bottom of a well had never seen the sky.

After looking around, I didn't find what I particularly wanted, so I put my arms up and looked for my father.

Ever since Qin Huairu went to work in the processing factory, Jia Dongxu has been taking care of her. The father and son are very close.

Seeing this, the aunts in the courtyard began to comment on Jia Dongxu as a good man who made a living.

If any family marries a daughter-in-law like him, their lives will definitely be the same in the future. He said this, but it was just a joke. Behind his back, everyone looked down on Jia Dongxu.

Jia Dongxu's face darkened when he heard this, and he put down his hand that was about to hug Banggeng: "Hurry up, Banggian, pick something you like and hold it in your hands."

After saying that, he quietly pushed a pen and a book towards Banggou.

Don’t bully young people into being poor! !

Although he couldn't invent poetry after two years of writing, he believed that his son with seven stars on his feet would definitely be able to do it! ! ! !

Banggeng looked at the pen that was close at hand and hesitated for a while. Just as he was about to reach out, the chicken that was not closed in Xu Damao's backyard jumped up on the bed sheet with its paws.

hiss! ! The stick's eyes suddenly lit up, and he quickly crawled over and grabbed the old hen's tail feathers with lightning speed.

The old hen was fluttering desperately, but the one-year-old cockroach was very strong and held it tightly in its arms.

Everyone onlookers were immediately stunned.

"What the hell? Why did you catch a chicken???"

“Are you going to raise chickens in a chicken farm when you grow up???”

"Maybe I'll be a cook in the future. Who's cook doesn't kill chickens??"

Everyone in the courtyard was talking a lot, but Zhang Chenfei sneered in his heart after hearing this.

What do you know? What kind of cook and chicken farmer? ? This is obviously the awakening of the Thief Saint Stealing Chicken Skill! ! !
Just as everyone was stunned, the old hen had broken away from the stick and flew out of the crowd.

Bangge also understood the principle of not chasing after defeated enemies. He was not reluctant to fight. Instead, he turned his knees and headed towards Silly Zhu who was squatting on the ground beside him.

Silly Zhu was just joining in the fun. He took a penny and squatted on the ground, trying to tease the stick.

Unexpectedly, this kid actually crawled over quickly, sat down, and snatched the money from his hand without saying a word.

"Hiss!! This kid is so smart!!" Silly Zhu grinned with big teeth.

Xu Damao on the side sneered: "You are a stupid fool, you are still laughing when you have no money."

Silly Zhu said sternly: "This is a child who is getting close to me!! If there were so many people around, why didn't Banggeng take your money, but he only took mine???"

Yes, it’s true that I was called by the wrong name, but not by the wrong nickname.

Xu Damao was speechless.

Banggeng got a penny, turned to look at his grandma, and saw the latter looking at him with affirmation. Without saying anything, he turned and went straight to Yi Zhonghai, snatched the pancake from her hand, and ate it happily.

Both hands grabbed something. According to Sijiucheng, Banggeng's Zhou Zhou catching ceremony was over, and everyone in the courtyard dispersed.

Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang nodded happily. Qin Huairu said: "Zongjue knows how to make money. This kid is not stupid. He is destined to be promising in the future."

"I know how to find money and food. My eldest grandson is the smartest kid in this courtyard!!!" Mrs. Jia Zhang also said while touching her belly.

She has reached the third trimester of pregnancy, and the baby in her belly is already seven months old. Soon, she will be able to come out and keep company with BangGeng.

Only Jia Dongxu, seeing that his son had neither a pen nor a book, turned around and left in anger.

"Hey, Dongxu, where are you going? Hurry up and pack everything!!" Qin Huairu said with a hint of dissatisfaction in his tone.

A man who doesn't go to work every day and stays at home waiting for his wife and children to support him, how come he doesn't have any eyesight? ? ?
A trace of anger flashed in Jia Dongxu's eyes, but it passed quickly: "Good, wife. I'll clean up right away. You and mom can go in and take a rest."

Qin Huairu turned around and went home, and Lao Qin supported Jia Zhang and went back too.

Jia Dongxu was carrying a stick on his back and packing his things alone. When the Eighth Brother saw this, he didn't know whether he was being mean or because he was feeling something. He suddenly spoke:

"Useless things, trash, trash!!!"

Damn it! ! ! Jia Dongxu was so angry that he hammered the sheets hard.

Life can't go on like this any longer! ! Where there is oppression, there is resistance! !
After the New Year, I will discuss with Qin Huairu and send Banggeng to the nursery. I have to find a class no matter what! ! !

When labor and capital also make money, they must walk sideways in the courtyard and leave those who look down on labor and capital far behind! !
(End of this chapter)