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Chapter 255 The bottom line!!!

Siheyuan, the central courtyard.

The eight-immortals table that Shen Fei had seen countless times in the original drama was set up.

There were three large enamel pots on the table, and three chairs were placed in the shape of a Chinese character "品" next to the table.

In the original drama, Yi Zhonghai, Liu Haizhong, and Yan Bugui always had this configuration when they went to court to judge cases in the courtyard.

Basically, every case that comes to court is related to Sha Zhu and Xu Damao.

Of course, because Yi Zhonghai is there to mediate, most of the time Sha Zhu can escape danger and turn misfortune into good fortune.

After dinner, Zhang Shenfei staggered to the central courtyard and sat on the chair on the right.

Not long after, Yi Zhonghai and Liu Haizhong also arrived at the scene and sat on the other two chairs respectively.

The three of them chatted casually while the residents in the yard arrived in groups of three or four and either stood or sat down.

Liu Haizhong put down the enamel pot in his hand heavily and saw that everyone's attention was attracted.

He nodded in satisfaction, cleared his throat, and imitated the factory director's posture during a meeting. He placed his hands on the table and said loudly:

"Today, we invite everyone to this meeting to discuss the personal issues of Comrade Yan Bugui from our courtyard.

Everyone knows that Comrade Yan Bugui’s ancestors were little…”

I don’t know if it’s because there haven’t been many general meetings in the courtyard now, but Liu Haizhong’s official tone was not very strong, and he didn’t keep on talking.

After explaining the reason for holding this conference, he turned the topic over to Yi Zhonghai:

"Next, please let the respected uncle of our courtyard say a few words. Everyone applaud!!!"

After saying that, he led the applause.

Suddenly, sparse applause broke out in the yard.

Yi Zhonghai didn't care much about Yan Bugui's problem. They had been neighbors for decades, so he should forgive him when possible.

Besides, this matter had nothing to do with his own interests. He was happy to be a good person, so he was not as aggressive as Liu Haizhong. Instead, he kept helping Yan Bugui to shirk responsibility and say good things.

When the residents downstairs heard his words, they immediately started talking about it.

"That's right, there's nothing wrong with this Mr. Yan."

"Alas, it's not easy for anyone living in the front and back yards."

"I don't think it's necessary to hold this meeting today."

"Isn't it Liu Haizhong? He has been the second master of the courtyard for several years, but our courtyard is small, so there is no chance for him to become the second master. When he encountered the incident caused by Master Yan today, he just held his head high and rushed forward, didn't he?"

As soon as Zhang Cuihua said this, Liu Haizhong's face suddenly turned ashen.

He wanted to have a few words with this old lady, but he was afraid of losing his dignity as the second master of the courtyard.

Seeing that Yi Zhonghai was not on his side, he could only cast his hopes on Zhang Shenfei.

"Uncle, what do you think about Yan Bugui's matter?"

Zhang Shenfei put down the cup in his hand, pondered for a moment, and then began to practice Tai Chi: "I think that everything cannot be viewed from one aspect, but should be studied from the overall perspective...

Of course, I'm not saying I disagree with what you said, Uncle, I just think there could be a better way to handle this matter..."

He was talking in a confusing manner with his bangs on the side. I had a low level of education to begin with, and after hearing him talk so rambling, I was immediately confused.

"Uncle, what exactly do you mean? Can you just speak frankly?"

Ah, this...

"I don't understand." Zhang Shenfei touched his nose, "Then I'll be frank. I think Mr. Yan must be fined for this matter. We have to let the street see our attitude.

But there is no need to fine him too much. I suggest that Uncle Yan be responsible for cleaning the public areas of the front, middle and back yards of our courtyard."

"Isn't this too light?" Liu Haizhong said dissatisfiedly.

"Is it light? No?" Zhang Shenfei looked at Yi Zhonghai and blinked.

Yi Zhonghai received his message and immediately agreed: "What his uncle said is right. I think this punishment method is very reasonable. I fully support it.

Besides, cleaning three yards is not just a one-week or one-month job. It’s a long-term project. As the saying goes, the distance is not the same as the severity. I think this punishment is not light. "

After saying that, he looked at the residents of the courtyard.

"That's about it, that's all."

"It would be nice if someone could sweep the yard."

"Do you really want to kill Mr. Yan with one blow?"

"Why didn't I notice this before?"

Everyone started discussing again.

Yan Bugui has always been the first one to get up in the courtyard, and he often helps everyone sweep the floor.

This treatment is nominally a punishment, but in fact it can be regarded as Zhang Shenfei and Yi Zhonghai taking care of Yan Bugui.

Liu Haizhong's face turned pale, but he also knew that at this time, the score was 2 to 1 and he had no chance of winning. In the end, he could only nod with a pale face.

Okay, all three uncles agree, and the next step is to vote by raising hands.

At last,
The Siheyuan Court approved the punishment of Yan Bugui almost unanimously, and the matter was settled.

Yan Bugui didn't expect to escape the disaster. He stood up and bowed deeply to everyone: "Thank you, thank you neighbors! I will clean up well in the future and live up to everyone's expectations. Please supervise me, neighbors."

"Well, we are all ordinary people. It's not easy for us."

"Who isn't working hard to make a living for a few pounds of cornmeal? Why make things difficult for others???"

"That's all. Let's adjourn the meeting as soon as we're done. I'm still waiting to go home and sleep."

"This is really boring. Some people are so wicked."

"The first and third uncles are really kind..."

The common people have their own yardstick in their hearts. Everyone was discussing the issue, but no one was holding Yan Bugui's braid against them.

Listening to everyone's discussion, Yi Zhonghai nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, since the problem has been solved, today's meeting will end here. It's getting late, everyone should go back to their homes and go to bed."

After saying that, he turned around and ran away with the teacup in his hand.

Zhang Shenfei followed closely behind, and the two of them smiled at each other when they reached the moon gate in the front yard.

For the first time, the two of them agreed on an issue.

Yan Bugui's problem today may seem simple, but if it is not handled properly, it will set a precedent of holding a meeting in the courtyard and making a big deal out of it, and everyone will have a hard time in the future.

Therefore, we must curb this trend!!!
Because they shared a common hatred for a common enemy, Yi Zhonghai even felt that when he thought about how Zhang Shenfei had cheated him out of several hundred dollars, this man didn't seem so hateful anymore.

But then again, Zhang Shenfei paid back fifty cents every month and never paid less, so he was considered an honest and trustworthy person.

"Pah, pah, pah, how could I think like that? How could I be cheated and still help him count money, pah, pah, pah." Realizing that he had inappropriate thoughts, Yi Zhonghai spat a few times at the sky.

Who knew that the saliva would fall again and land on his face.

...After dealing with Yan Bugui's problem, Zhang Shenfei took a bag of things from home, put them in the bicycle basket, and rode out of the courtyard.

He turned out of Gulou East Street, headed towards Daqianmen, and went straight to Elena's residence.

Knowing that Zhang Shenfei was coming, Elena had already prepared some red wine. After the two of them drank together and got a little tipsy, Zhang Shenfei suggested something exciting.

"Exciting? How exciting do you want?" Elena's face flushed, and no one knew what she was thinking about. There seemed to be mist in her eyes.

Zhang Shenfei looked at her with a hint of excitement in his eyes: "Do you want to play COSPLAY???"

Recently, the two of them developed a new way to play and often play COSPLAY.

Last time, the two of them cosplayed as Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian, and the time before that, they cosplayed as Romeo and Juliet's second aunt.

There are both Chinese and Western ones.

at this time,

Hearing that Zhang Shenfei was going to play this again, Elena couldn't help but wonder what he was going to do this time.

Seeing the little foreign girl looking like a curious baby, Zhang Shenfei rubbed his hands and took out a green long military coat and a pink cotton jacket from his bag.

He first shook the cotton jacket in front of Elena like offering a treasure: "This one is yours, isn't it beautiful?
"When you change into that outfit, you should braid your hair into two braids. They must be pigtails!! Anything else won't create the atmosphere."

The pigtail increases attack speed and is a must-have.

Elena looked at the cotton jacket with big flowers: "..."

Zhang Shenfei didn't have time to read her expression. He shook out the half-new military coat and put it on himself: "This one is mine."

This was also borrowed by his doorman Qin Da. The old man wears this every day when he works the night shift.

Looking at Zhang Shenfei wearing a military coat and with his hair in a mess, Elena suddenly felt a little regretful: "Fei, what roles do we play?"

COSPLAY requires character setting.

Zhang Shenfei rubbed his hands, his eyes wandering around Elena: "Of course I have a role, I'm the village chief. You're a young widow whose husband just died at the head of the village, I'm here to bring you warmth..."

Zhang Shenfei briefly told Elena the plot, and Elena was speechless, but she still listened to him and put on the clothes.

After she put on the cotton-padded jacket, Zhang Shenfei gave her a pair of large khaki cotton trousers.

Elena said she would not do anything now. She was most proud of her beautiful legs. How could she show them off in these pants?
Zhang Shenfei tried to coax her, saying that only this combination could show the simplicity of rural women.

At last,
Elena was coaxed into changing into a cotton jacket and trousers.

Zhang Shenfei stepped out of the door and banged on it: "Zhang's wife, is Zhang's wife home? Open the door quickly!"

Elena opened the door and followed Zhang Shenfei's words and said, "Village Chief, why are you coming to my house so late?"

Oh, you still know me? This foreign girl has a good talent for languages. Zhang Shenfei's eyes lit up and he became even more excited.

He walked into the house with a step that didn't recognize any relatives, and looked at Elena with a frivolous and obscene smile: "Zhang's daughter-in-law, I know your husband passed away, and you feel uncomfortable.

Look, I’m here on behalf of the village to bring you warmth!!!”

The three words "send warmth" emphasize the tone and make people think about something else.

After saying this, in order to fit his persona as the village chief, he put on his military coat, took off his shoes, got on the kang, took out the brass pipe that he had stolen from the old lady from his waistband, and filled it with tobacco.

Elena bit her lip and leaned over: "Then village chief, how are you going to give me warmth?"

Hiss!! This little devil!!

Zhang Shenfei was immediately excited and started to speak: "Winter is here, it's freezing cold, of course I want to keep you warm... I heard that it's time to weed your fields..."

Elena seemed to be into the play and began to struggle: "Village Chief, Village Chief, this is inappropriate?
Village chief, my husband just died, and the grass hasn't even grown on his grave yet. You shouldn't, at least you can't..."

If she wears a hat, I'm afraid her husband will die with regrets!!
Zhang Shenfei smirked: "Don't worry, after tonight, I will buy a bottle of dichlorvos and pour it on his grave tomorrow, and I guarantee that he will never have a D hat in his life!!!"

Both of them were immersed in the play, and the atmosphere started to become heated.

Suddenly, a series of "dong dong dong" sounds were heard, which seemed particularly loud in the quiet midnight.

Elena suddenly exclaimed, "Village Chief, no, someone is knocking on the door! Could it be your husband?"

"Who is knocking on the door??? You heard it wrong." Zhang Shenfei continued to work and ignored her at all.

"Really, someone is really knocking on the door." Elena pushed Zhang Shenfei away and jumped off the bed. She ran to the door and opened it.

Doorway,

Chen Xueru suddenly appeared in front of the two of them.

Ah, this...

Zhang Shenfei was speechless and embarrassed.

Elena, however, was in the mood and explained in a panic, "It was the village chief who came to find me, not me who found him. You, please don't hit me."

Chen Xueru: “……?”

No, are these two crazy? ? Not to mention the shabby clothes they wear, what are they talking about? ? ?

At this time, she didn't know that she had become a part of what Zhang Shenfei and Elena were doing.

Elena was aggrieved and twirled her fingers: "I'm really not a slut... The village chief said he wanted to give me some warmth, village chief's wife, please don't hit me..."

Damn, this is really into the role. Zhang Shenfei scratched his hair and was about to explain to Chen Xueru.

Unexpectedly, the latter smiled.

hiss! ! !
Zhang Shenfei's pupils suddenly shrank. He had said that the Daqianmen Sisters were extremely fierce. Seeing them today, they were indeed as good as their reputation had said!!!
After the fierce battle,

Zhang Shenfei rode his bicycle back to the courtyard. Along the way, he always felt his legs a little weak.

When he got home, he walked into the inner room, quietly put the old lady's pipe back to its place, and then lay down on the bed and fell asleep.

Early the next morning,
When I came back from the public toilet, I saw that bastard Banggeng was stealing his second uncle's milk again.

Xiaodang was not brought along this time, so Banggeng drank the drink by himself and poured water into the drink.

Just as he put the bottle back into the milk box, he turned around and saw Zhang Shenfei standing behind him. He screamed in fright.

"Zhang Shenfei, why are you walking without making any sound???"

Zhang Shenfei frowned: "You also called me Zhang Shenfei???"

Bang Geng stuck out his tongue: "What's wrong with me calling you Zhang Shenfei? Zhang Shenfei, Zhang Shenfei..."

Ouch, if I don't give you a slap in the ear, do you really not know why the flowers are so red? ?

Zhang Shenfei rolled up his sleeves and was ready to teach Jia Dongxu a lesson for his son.

But before he could raise his hand to slap, a man suddenly rushed out from the door and kicked the stick to the ground.

"Ah!!" Banggeng screamed and fell to the ground.

Seeing this, Zhang Shenfei looked at the person who came in with a confused look on his face.

(End of this chapter)