Chapter 59 "Normal People"! !

Fruit bread?

Silly Zhu thought of the new high-end bread with colorful packaging in the store and its high price, and his heart suddenly skipped a beat.

That thing is only 20 cents apiece! ! !
  There are a total of thirteen households in the courtyard, excluding one from each household, there are twelve, and there are twelve people in the old Zhang family.

Twelve plus twelve makes a total of twenty-four loaves.

One for one gets one, two five for ten, Women's Day.
  Twenty-four times two cents
  hiss! ! Although I couldn’t figure it out for a while, I could guess that it was a lot of money! ! !

What excuse should I find to not bet and still save face? ? Silly Zhu scratched his head anxiously.

The onlookers on the side were just watching the fun, but they saw Zhang Chenfei pulling them in. No matter who wins or loses, everyone can eat the bread and immediately start to work hard.

"Silly Zhu, let's bet!! You must bet!!"

"If you don't make this bet, I will look down on you!!"

"Betting has to have some luck to be interesting. Silly Zhu, don't be stingy."

"It's not that I want to eat bread, I just like to watch people bet."

"Bet, you must bet!! Bread is not important, but you have to bet!!"

"Auntie knows your temper, Silly Zhu. You must bet on it. You can't let Zhang Chenfei underestimate you."

"Silly Zhu, Sister Qin likes you."

"Silly Zhu, listen to me. When has he ever lied to you? You must bet!!!"

Everyone said various reasons, but the thoughts in their hearts were the same.

Fruit bread is great. Fruit bread contains nuts and vitamins. Everyone wants to eat bread! !

So Silly Zhu, just sacrifice yourself for everyone once! ! !

Seeing that Silly Zhu didn't take the bait, everyone in the courtyard was as anxious as ants on a hot pot.

Xu Fugui glanced at his son seemingly unintentionally. Xu Damao rolled his eyes and snorted towards Silly Zhu:
  "Silly Zhu, don't bet, you are so unlucky, you will definitely lose at first glance!!!"

"Think about it for yourself, what have you done since you were little to be better than Brother Da Fei? I don't believe you can be so stupid, you still bet even though you know you're going to lose!!"

Who is Silly Pillar? That was Xu Damao's enemy for ten lifetimes.

The relationship between the two since childhood is like Daji and Ji Fa, Pan Jinlian and Wu Song.

Silly Zhu could take anyone's words seriously in his life, but not Xu Damao's words! ! !

At this time, hearing Xu Damao belittle him like this, his eyes were red with anger. He gritted his teeth, stamped his feet, and spat a mouthful of thick phlegm at Xu Damao's feet: "Just bet!!!"

"Xu Damao, you bitch, I must show you, your grandpa, I will definitely win!!!"

Aren’t you not allowed to gamble? Don’t you think I will definitely lose? Let me show you that labor and management win! ! !

Xu Damao smiled when he saw that the provocation method was successful.

Xu Fugui on the side became angry when he heard that he had a father out of thin air.

It's past eight o'clock at night.

Tang Danniu brought a large iron basin of hot water and placed it on the ground beside the kang in the inner room, and bathed the eight gourd babies one by one.

Because there were so many children, it was not easy to wash them all at once. All the adults in the family stood ready to take action.

At the beginning, when Zhang Pingan and Zhang Shunsui were washing, the water was still crystal clear, but it became increasingly muddy later on.

When the fifth Zhang was looking for girls and the sixth Zhang wanted to take a shower, Zhang Chenfei saw that the water was almost like milk tea, so he couldn't help but say:

"Sister-in-law, why don't you change a basin of water?"

Behind us are Zhang Panmei, the seventh child, and Zhang Yinmei, the eighth child. How do you wash them in such dirty water?

Tang Da Niu took a bath towel and vigorously scrubbed Lao Wu's body, and replied: "What can I change? Are the briquettes free?" After speaking, she looked at the water in the basin and seemed to think it was too dirty, so she said: "The seventh and eighth children are no longer washed. They are all milk babies who never go out. They are not dirty."

Grandma Zhang was wiping the hair of the fourth child. When she heard this, she also said: "It's too cold. It's not a joke if the seventh and eighth children catch a cold. They can't take a bath!!!"

"Yes, I won't wash it. It can be washed by the older ones." Zhang Chenliang, who was wiping the third child's body, also said.

Ah, this
  Zhang Chenfei remembered that Zhang Panmei smeared herself all over her body and face after taking a poop yesterday, and the reason why she took a shower today, and a look of confusion flashed in her eyes.

Did my brother-in-law and grandma lose their memory? Or are you making a fuss about it?

Isn't it because Lao Qi played with poop yesterday that my sister-in-law specially arranged to give him a bath today and took it with her to wash the other seven?

Why did you turn your head and stop washing the shit player?
  Forget it, it's not your child anyway, let them be.

Silent all night.

Early the next morning, Zhang Chenfei was woken up by the Liu family's alarm clock again. He listened for a while and found that today it was Liu Guangtian's cry.

"Being neighbors with the old Liu family saves money on buying an alarm clock." Zhang Chenfei muttered as he got up.

After washing up, having breakfast and going out to go to work, I found that Bangzhong was still hitting the child.

The one who was beaten was actually Liu Guangtian.

Ah, this
  Although he loved to watch the fun, Zhang Chenfei couldn't help but persuade him: "Uncle Liu, don't hit him, or you will break the child again."

A cowhide leather belt danced in the bangs like a tiger, and the beating made Liu Guangtian cry like his dead father. He also did not forget to reply to Zhang Chenfei's words: "The leather belt is dipped in iodine and disinfected while beating. It will not be damaged!!!"

Are you going to disinfect it? That's indestructible! !

Zhang Chenfei silently gave a thumbs up: "Uncle Liu, you still love the child!!"

"Pfft!!" Xu Damao, who was holding a big bowl and drinking stick noodle porridge, spat out a mouthful of porridge on the ground.

Zhang Chenfei glanced at him sideways: "A waste of food."

After he was about to leave, Xu Damao stopped him: "Brother Dafei, don't leave. My dad said he would take you to the factory on his bicycle."

Yo? This feeling is good.

Zhang Chenfei turned around and walked towards Xu Damao's house. As he walked, he asked Xu Damao where his father had gone.

"My dad just finished eating and went to the public toilet to poop. He has a rectum and will defecate after eating, and every time he poops, it's like a Huangguoshu waterfall."

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he lowered his head and took a big sip of the yellow stick noodle porridge.

Shu~Tan! !

Then he handed the bowl towards Zhang Chenfei: "Brother Da Fei, would you like a sip?"

Zhang Chenfei's eyes were complicated: "No, you're welcome. Enjoy it yourself."

Xu Damao brought the bowl back nonchalantly and took another big mouthful. After swallowing it, he began to get close to Zhang Chenfei again.

"My dad said that I will inherit my father's business and join the publicity department of the steel rolling mill to show movies. Now, Brother Da Fei, you have also entered the publicity department, and we are our own people."

How can I stand by and watch if I see myself being beaten by a fool in the future? ?
  Zhang Chenfei knew Xu Damao's little plan and didn't answer. He just asked him if he didn't want to take the high school or technical secondary school entrance examination? Why are you thinking about going to work at such a young age?

"Hey, what's the point of going to school? You don't earn a dime!!! To tell you the truth, brother, I didn't want to go to school for a long time."

Xu Damao clicked his tongue and approached Zhang Chenfei, "When I start working and earn money, I will go find someone. Now I am penniless, and no one is willing to follow me if I want to."

God knows how uncomfortable he is when he can't find a partner.

"When I can't bear it anymore, I can only go to the zoo to see animalsJPReliefYW
  Brother, do you know? Lions have barbs, and elephants have barbs bigger than kettles! ! ! "

Xu Damao writes popular science with great interest.

Ah, this
  Looking at Xu Damao's red face with excitement, Zhang Chenfei felt that his views were shattered again. There were not many normal people in this courtyard! ! !

(End of this chapter)

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