Chapter 72 Yan family motto! !
  Yan Bugui arrived at the public restroom early in the morning. After having a good time, he found that he had forgotten to bring toilet paper.

This is embarrassing.
  He thought that if he stayed here for a while, he could meet an acquaintance and borrow one.

Unexpectedly, it was strange. In the past, the public toilet was crowded with people, but now he waited for less than half an hour, but he didn't meet anyone.

Just when he was shivering in the cold wind and felt that Pi Yanzi was unconscious, his son Yan Jiefang appeared like a savior.

At this moment, Yan Bugui was so excited that he almost wanted to hold his son and cry.

But the situation in front of him did not allow him to be pretentious. He could only hurriedly stretch out a hand and grab the hem of Yan Jiefang's clothes: "Second brother, have you brought toilet paper?"

Yan Jiefang looked at his father's frozen butt, which turned purple like a purple eggplant, and didn't know what he thought of. His eyes lit up, and the corner of his mouth curved into an evil smile, and he whispered softly: "Take it."

Yan Bugui didn't know that the son in front of him was already a blackened version, so he said honestly: "Give me two quickly, my shit is frozen on my butt, and I won't be able to take it off soon."

It's cold today, and the dripping water turns into ice.

If his poop hadn't been so thick that it didn't stick to the cup, I might have had a layer of ice crust on my butt, just like a candied haws of sugar.

Yan Jiefang stretched out his fist in front of his father, and then spread it out.

"Nothing???" Yan Bugui looked at his son in confusion.

"Yes, no." Yan Jiefang smiled evilly again: "Want papyrus? Give me money first."

Give money? ? ? Yan Bugui glared at his son: "Are you crazy? I am your biological father, and you actually want to make money from me???"

"Besides, I bought all the toilet paper at home."

This bitch actually dares to ask me for money, it's a rebellion against Tiangang! !
  Yan Jiefang smiled coldly: "What you bought is true, but you have accounted for all the expenses at home. I paid for this paper. If you want to use my things, why don't you give me money??? "

Ah, this
  Yan Bugui made some calculations in his mind and felt that what his son said actually made some sense.

He couldn't help but feel proud, yes, yes, he was indeed his son who was taught by Yanbu.

Lao Yan's family has no shortage of food and clothing, and the essence of suffering poverty without calculation is finally realized! ! !

But then I thought about it, it was totally treasonous for this bitch to plot against his biological father! ! Go against Tiangang! !
  So, he kept coercing and tempting, trying to use toilet paper without spending money.

But Yan Jiefang was released by Zhang Chenfei and became Niu Hulu, Jiefang.

At this time, it was time to eat the weight and become determined. He folded his arms and remained silent no matter what he said. When he was in a hurry, he turned around and tried to leave.

"You, just wait here for the free toilet paper!!"

Yan Bugui panicked now. If his son left, he really didn't know when he would be able to wipe his ass.

If it were spring and summer, that would be fine. Picking a leaf would do the trick, but now it’s winter! ! !
  "Hey, hey, don't leave. I'll give it, isn't it enough if I give it?"

Finally, after some discussion between the father and son, the two pieces of papyrus were sold for one cent.

Yan Jiefang stuffed the money under the shoe mat and walked out of the public toilet gracefully.

While walking, I sighed that Brother Da Fei is Brother Da Fei after all! ! ! There are so many ways! !

With this trick, are you still afraid that you will have no money to spend in the future? ?
  Yan Bugui wiped his buttocks with the straw paper he bought at a high price, put on his pants and returned home. He lay on the bed so angry that he covered his head with the quilt and breathed heavily.

I don't know how I fell asleep.

In the dream, two pieces of papyrus paper that had been wiped with the grain cycle were chasing after his buttocks, shouting "One penny, one penny!" !
  On the other side, Zhang Chenfei arrived at Courtyard No. 3 and called Tian Xiaozao, and the two of them were going to buy things for their new home.

When passing by the post office, Zhang Chenfei mailed next week's article to Youth Daily.

He went to the bank to withdraw last week's manuscript fee. The price he had agreed with Editor Yang in the back room was ten yuan per thousand words. He can earn 600 yuan a month just by coding.

Putting the money in his arms, Zhang Chenfei went to the door and called Tian Xiaozao, and the two strolled all the way to Dong'an Market.

The Sijiucheng Department Store will not open until three years later. Nowadays, when residents in the East Third District want one-stop shopping, their first choice is the Old Dongan Market.

Zhang Chenfei came here with a clear goal. When he entered the door, he pulled Tian Xiaozao and went straight to the cotton shop.

The current quilt at home has been used for more than ten years, and the mattress is so hard that it could kill a dog.

Since you've moved to a new home, it's natural to get new bedding.

At Tian Xiaozao's suggestion, Zhang Chenfei chose twenty kilograms of medium cotton and made two large mattresses to spread on the kang.

I also selected twenty kilograms of fine cotton and made two large 7*7 quilts.

Tian Xiaozao watched Zhang Chenfei give money to the boss while planning not to waste the old bedding at home.

Go back and help Zhang Chenfei change the mattress into a cotton curtain and the old quilt into a mattress.

After paying the money and asking the boss to stretch the cotton first, Zhang Chenfei and Tian Xiaozao went to the cloth store to buy cloth.

These days cotton-stripping shops only stretch cotton and then make it into cotton blanks of the appropriate size.

Next, you have to buy suitable cloth, then go home, spread it on the kang, and sew it into a quilt by yourself.

It cost a total of twenty-three yuan to buy cloth and cotton. Tian Xiaozao was speechless with distress.

"If I had known, I would have used the old quilt at home to stretch it, and the cloth would still be usable after washing."

By not buying cotton and only paying for bombs, you should be able to save a lot.

"The cotton at home is old, and it doesn't feel warm no matter how much you play it." Zhang Chenfei said.

Although the purchase of cotton yarn is now unified, the unified sales have not yet begun. You can buy it if you want.

If it had been more than a year, you wouldn't have been able to buy so much cotton if you had money! !

Three feet of cloth per person per year, and eight taels of cotton wool per person per year. Forty pounds of cotton and more than ten meters of cloth like this can't be saved until the end of time?
  There are quite a lot of things to buy when moving to a new home, not to mention anything else.

Just the pots, pans, briquette stove, kettle and other bits and pieces that I shared with my brother and sister-in-law before, I had to buy new ones.

Zhang Chenfei took Tian Xiaozao on a shopping spree at the grocery store.

Seeing that they looked right, the proprietress asked her if she was going to get married while recommending products, so she had to buy new ones for everything? ?

Even though Tian Xiaozao was a tiger girl, she was so embarrassed when a stranger asked her that, and the blush on her face never went away. She seemed to have thought of something and turned to look at Zhang Chenfei, wanting to see how he would answer the boss's wife's words.

Unexpectedly, he saw the latter choosing towels intently and turning a deaf ear to what the landlady said.

what the hell? ? Hate! !
  Tian Xiaozao walked over angrily, stepped on Zhang Chenfei's foot hard, and deliberately twisted it.

"Hey, let me go, you don't have eyes? Step on people's feet???" Zhang Chenfei looked at the big footprints on his new cloth shoes and felt heartbroken.

"You're the one who stepped on me!! Why don't I crush your shoes!!" Tian Xiaozao puffed up his cheeks, said angrily, turned around and ran out of the grocery store.

"No? Is there something wrong with her?" Zhang Chenfei said to the landlady with a puzzled look on his face.

Boss lady: "."

Everything is ready and the cotton has been played. Zhang Chenfei treated Tian Xiaozao to a bowl of rotten pork noodles with two eggs, which finally calmed her down.

Then he hired a tricycle, put all his things on it, squeezed in with Tian Xiaozao, and headed all the way towards the courtyard.

When the things arrived at home, they were unloaded directly in the front yard, causing many neighbors in the courtyard to stop and watch, and there was another discussion.

Zhang Chenfei said hello to the old lady, turned around and went straight to the freight warehouse.

Throughout the morning, Fatty and the others had put all kinds of vegetables, dried vegetables, and grains into categories.

After all, Si Yan'er didn't hire another pig-killing master, but instead hired his little green plum Wen Ruanruan.

Zhang Chenfei saw the tall and tall Wen Ruoruan, and felt that this girl had grown a lot taller after not seeing her for a while.

He himself is 1.9 meters tall, and Wen Ruoruan didn't show any mercy when standing with him.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, if Siyaner really marries Wen Ruoruan, then it will be Xiaodudouzi who has found Sugar Cane! ! Zhang Chenfei slandered.

Wen Ruoruan was packing the wooden box she had brought. When she saw Zhang Chenfei coming back, she gave him a shy smile:

"Brother Da Fei, I see there are eight hybrid pigs in the pig pen. How many should we kill today?"

Zhang Chenfei pondered for a while and said, "Both ends."

Although they engage in wholesale business, ordinary people in this era can live a good life.

Most of the time, cabbage and radishes are used for the winter, and meat is only bought occasionally when things improve. If you kill too much, it will not only take up space, but the meat will also look less fresh.

"Okay, pancakes, you go to the kitchen and heat up the hot water. The others will follow me." Wen Ruoruan arranged for several people to rush towards the pig pen with a butcher's knife.

After entering, he threw ropes to Zhang Chenfei and three others and instructed them to tie the pigs. At the same time, he took out the wine gourd from his waist, raised his neck and started drinking.

After drinking the wine, he wiped his mouth, and together with Zhang Chenfei, he pushed the pig down on the makeshift chopping board.

"Brother Da Fei pulls the tail, Fatty pulls the ears, Brother Four Eyes, you hold the pig's front legs." After Wen Ruoruan finished speaking, he brought a large wooden basin from the side and placed it under the chopping board, under the pig's head.

She held a silver butcher's knife in her hand, raising and lowering the knife.

The knife hit the pig's lower jaw, and a column of bright red blood spurted out like an open faucet.

Feeling the pain of bone erosion, the pig struggled desperately, and Siyaner hurriedly directed Zhang Chenfei and Fatty to press it down with all their strength.

"After the blood has flowed out for about a minute, the pig will lose its strength," he explained.

"You know the process of killing pigs very well. No wonder Ruanruan likes you." Zhang Chenfei teased.

"Holy shit!!" Si Yan'er hurriedly looked at Wen Ruoruan who was going to the corner to get something, and after making sure she didn't hear, he said,

"I'm telling you, Zhang Chenfei, don't cause trouble. Wen Ruanruan finally stopped saying that she likes me this time. Don't stir up trouble for her again."

For the sake of business, he had already sacrificed himself to find Wen Ruanyuan and even paid a meal to go in. Why are you letting him ride inside? ! !

"I think Wen Ruanruan is very good. If you get along with her, we brothers will definitely have no shortage of pig intestines to eat in the future." The fat man chuckled.

"Why don't I eat you to death? I'll give you boiled pig intestines. Do you want to eat the pig intestines raw?" Si Yaner glared at him.

"Eat it, why don't you eat it? I heard that there is Mr. Yu Wang in Xicheng District. His favorite thing in life is to eat raw large intestine. He doesn't cut it yet and just stuffs it into his mouth!!"

Seeing Wen Ruoruan coming over again, the three of them quickly fell silent.

Wen Ruan opened the pig's eyelids and looked at it: "Okay, don't press it anymore, it's already dead."

"You three, use a tricycle to transport it to the kitchen and prepare it for hair removal."

"Are you killing pigs in the kitchen??" Zhang Chenfei was surprised. He thought he was bringing boiled water out.

Wen Ruoruan told him that it was cold now, and if he killed pigs outside, the hot water would soon cool down.

"If the water is not hot enough, the hair will not come off," she said.

The huge pig was transported into the kitchen on a tricycle and then carried into a large iron pot filled with boiling water.

Wen Ruoruan stood in front of the iron pot, stretched out her hand, and immediately handed over a gourd-made water ladle.

Watch Wen Ruoruan and start pouring hot water on the parts of the pig that are not soaked in water. He also brought in a soft bag from the outer room, took out a stave, a scraper, an axe, a whetstone, etc., and arranged them all.

Seeing how skillfully he did it, Zhang Chenfei and the other three couldn't help but start looking at each other again, winking and smiling.

Warmly pour hot water on the pig with a ladle. After the pig hair and skin are soaked, start shaving the pig hair.

Although this pig is mixed with wild boar blood, and its coat color is similar to that of a wild boar, its hardness is much worse, only slightly harder than that of a domestic pig.

Large pieces of pig hair fell down, and Si Yaner carried a bag and started collecting pig hair again.

This thing can be sold after it is dried. The purchasing station wants this thing to be sold to a soy sauce factory to make soy sauce. Sometimes it is also sold to a brush factory to make brushes.

There is nothing to say about Wen Ruoruan's craftsmanship. It didn't take long to shave off the pig hair on one side.

Si Yaner then directed Zhang Chenfei and the others to turn the pig over so that Wen Ruanruan could continue shaving.

"Brother Si Yan'er, you are still so neat at work." Wen Ruan wiped her sweat and looked at Si Yan'er lovingly.

(End of this chapter)

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