American comics: This guy is crazy.

Chapter 440: Alan and Azhen meet again

On the Kryptonian spaceship.

Fiora doesn't dare to cause trouble in the human world recently.

The Justice League and the Avengers have assembled many superheroes to deal with the problem of the appearance of gods. Now that she has led the Kryptonian beings to appear, isn't that tantamount to walking into a trap?

If the spaceship had been without energy, she would have considered running away with her people long ago.

The world is about to be destroyed. What's the point of staying here? We might as well find another planet and start over.

Of course, there is a realistic problem before us. If we want to regain Krypton, we must retrieve the Kryptonian Codex, which is the gene bank integrated into Superman's body.

Otherwise, everything is just empty talk.

When the Kryptonian warriors were genetically edited, unnecessary fertility had already been eliminated.

Fiora is a female and does not need chemical castration, but the secretion of corresponding emotional hormones has been eliminated, so there will basically be no physiological reaction between men and women.

However, there is nothing between the legs of Kryptonian men.

Having said that, Fiora tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time after encountering the mental illness. It was an indescribable experience. She often felt hot all over when she thought about it during rest time.

At first, she thought she was cursed or there was something wrong with her body.

A full-body examination in the Kryptonian medical cabin revealed that hormone levels were dozens of times higher than before.

To use human language, we have entered the estrus period.

bang...

"hateful!"

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and Fiora slammed the table.

Immediately, the idle tribesmen cast puzzled glances at him.

Due to their status as the supreme commander, they did not dare to ask too many questions, but they felt that Fiora was becoming more and more irritable.

Bang!
Another sound.

However, the sound comes from a different direction.

Looking around, I saw a familiar yet unfamiliar figure appear inside the spacecraft.

"I'm back, have you ever thought about it?"

This person is Alan who disappeared inexplicably and now has returned without anyone noticing.

But what's with him holding up a police box?

"catch him."

When the enemies met, they were extremely jealous of each other, and Fiora made a prompt decision and gave the order.

Suddenly, more than a dozen Kryptonian warriors stood up and surrounded them.

"Oh my god, are you waiting for me to come back?"

Allen said with a happy face, "I knew that the bond between us would last forever."

"Are you fucking sick? This is a Kryptonian spaceship." Fiora couldn't help but roll her eyes.

"Don't admit it, Kryptonian girl, love should be spoken out loud."

Allen said proudly: "Anyway, I will reject you in person, making you want to love but not get it, and want to die of ecstasy, unable to stop, and wanting to refuse but also to accept."

Listening to the coquettish and aggressive words, Fiora's forehead veins popped out.

The more I look at this guy, the more despicable he seems. I wish I could sew his mouth shut.

"Do it now." Fiora urged impatiently.

"Balls and sacks!"

Alan raised his hand, pointed at the TARDIS, and said solemnly: "I want to introduce to you the latest discovery, a very cruel war race in the universe."

"..."

With a bang, Alan put down the TARDIS, opened the door, poked his head inside, and shouted, "Xiaomi sweeping robot, come out to work."

"Dalek! Dalek! Dalek..."

The mechanical Dalek flew out of the TARDIS, with the LED lights on its head flashing continuously, as if it was very excited.

Forehead…

what is this?
Sweeping robot?
"Are you kidding me?"

Fiora said disdainfully: "A tin can is called a war race. The Kryptonian civilization can be considered a race that destroys the universe."

The Kryptonian warrior's expression of contempt was revealed on his face without any concealment.

"Discover the enemy, destroy the enemy, execute immediately."

The mechanical Dalek extended its toilet plunger and high-powered weapon, preparing to attack.

Seeing this, the Kryptonians became even more embarrassed.

Install a toilet plunger?

Such an abstract shape could not have been created by a mentally ill person.

"Change to prisoner mode." Allen said.

There is no deep hatred between the two sides, so there is no need to kill them all.

Moreover, the Dalek's weapon system can really kill one Kryptonian at a time.

Mainly from the Doctor Who universe, the Daleks and Cybermen look cheap, but are equipped with a lot of black technology.

The reason is probably that the British Empire does not have enough funds to shoot TV series, so the props are crude.

Fiora bluntly said, "You're going to make me laugh to death."

She laughed happily, completely unaware that she had been on the verge of death.

puff!
A high-energy ray blasted out.

The Kryptonian warrior who was watching the fun was unfortunately hit and then lay on the ground twitching.

"attack!"

I suddenly felt that the situation was not good.

The other Kryptonian warriors raised their Gauss rifles and fired.

However, the bombardment did not cause any damage to the surface of the mechanical Dalek's body.

On the contrary, the mechanical Dalek can kill one kid at a time.

And Alan hid behind the mechanical Dalek in a despicable manner.

Within a minute, all the Kryptonians were defeated and lay on the ground convulsing.

"Surrender, prisoners..., surrender, prisoners..."

The mechanical Dalek has a very rigid language function, often repeating its meaning in sentences of two or three words.

"Impossible, don't even think about it..."

puff…

Faced with the stubborn Kryptonian warrior, the Mechanical Dalek fired another shot directly.

If he is unwilling to surrender, he will keep on using energy to paralyze you and attack you repeatedly until he agrees.

Alan walked straight to Fiora, looking down at her with a faint smile on his face.

Oops..., it's coming towards me!

Fiora, who had regained consciousness a little, felt a chill.

"Master, let's unite."

"Don't come over here!"

Amid Fiora's screams of fear and shame, he once again rode on the royal sister's happy horse, which rejected him in every way, in shame and anger.

“Wow…, that’s awesome!”

Fiora looked as pale as death and let Alan carry her through the portal and leave the spaceship.

The mechanical Dalek carried out the orders rigidly.

After repeated paralysis attacks, the Kryptonians could no longer hold on and chose to surrender.

If I try to hold on any longer, I’ll feel like I’m going to become incontinent.

The Kryptonian warriors lined up in a row without any temper, while the mechanical Dalek made a round inspection, went to the central control room, extended the toilet plug and pressed it on the socket interface to take over the spacecraft.

The technology of the Dalek race is a dimensionality reduction attack on the Kryptonian technology, and it can instantly break the system defense.

The Kryptonian warrior lost his temper.

Truly realize how high the technological content of this unprepossessing robot is.

No wonder the mentally ill are described as a very brutal war race.

at the same time.

Allen appears at the Avengers headquarters.

The two major camps have joined forces to explore the gods hidden within the human world.

Numerous video clips were playing, showing the heroes searching for their targets around the world.

"Guys, I'm back."

However, each of the many heroes has his own role.

Tony and Dr. Banner are researching drilling robots, hoping to sneak into the center of the earth to search for traces of the gods.

Other heroes search around the clock to ensure that they can be found as soon as possible. Of course, some heroes fight crime on a daily basis and are not of much help.

"Hey... isn't this Alan?"

Diana said with a strange expression and tone, "It's only been a short time since we last met, and you've already had so much fun."

"Anna, listen to my explanation. It's not what you see."

Suddenly, Allen looked panicked and quickly argued, "She forced me to do it. You know me. I like to be passive."

"..."

It seems quite passive.

However, seeing Fiora's desperate expression.

Obviously, another innocent woman who has been tortured.

Forehead…

Fiora was not an innocent woman, but Diana still felt sorry for her.

“I heard another version.”

Diana narrowed her eyes and said, "You are forcing others to ride on you."

"Nonsense, who spread the rumor?"

Allen turned around like a madman and questioned Bruce who was busy at the control console: "Bat, are you saying bad things about me behind my back? I already knew that you were jealous of my stunning beauty."

Bruce, without even looking up, said slowly, "Do you need me to say something bad?"

"Oh, you admit it."

Alan got excited, and while still riding his horse, he started to question me: "I am just a little bit stronger than you, a little bit more handsome than you, and I have even stripped your wife's clothes. Is it necessary to target me like that?"

"..."

Let’s not talk about the mess in the League of Assassins. Bruce had forgotten about it long ago and gets angry whenever it’s mentioned.

Now Damian is becoming more and more rebellious. He often stays away from home and goes to other cities to maintain law and order, avoiding him intentionally or unintentionally.

If the Wayne family's assets were not so abundant, Damian would never be able to defeat them all in his lifetime. Besides, all the gangsters have to give Batman some face and dare not leave Damian alone.

"Anna, you know I'm the most infatuated."

Alan looked at Diana seriously, but his posture seemed a little out of place.

"really?"

At this moment, a response came from behind.

Upon hearing this, Alan was stunned. He twisted his neck stiffly to look back and saw a figure he had not seen for a long time.

"Big sister, who are you?"

Allen frowned and asked in confusion, "The voice sounds familiar, but she looks like a love-struck girl who pursued me before."

bass…

The woman conjured up an energy blade with one hand and raised a sneer at the corner of her mouth: "How come I'm pursuing you? It shouldn't be you who keeps bringing me breakfast."

"Hiss..., little secret?!"

After so much time, Mysterio has grown from a young girl into a mature lady, and her aura is far better than before.

Iliana is not only a member of the X-Men, but also a lord of Hell.

In addition to mastering mutant abilities, he also cultivates magical powers.

"Iliana, I've been thinking about you and looking forward to meeting you again." Alan shamelessly talked nonsense.

However, Iliana is not the innocent girl she once was. She asked murderously, "Are you having a good time?"

Naturally, it refers to Alan being used as a mount for others.

On the side, Diana folded her arms, looking like she was enjoying the fun.

This is a crisis involving all of humanity, and mutants cannot survive alone, so the Avengers invite the X-Men to deal with it together.

Iliana is one of the representatives. When chatting with each other, it is inevitable to mention the past.

Naturally, Allen is involved, thus leading to the story of the Mutant Academy.

"Hey..., you shameless woman, when did you come to me?"

Alan's expression changed at the speed of light, and he questioned Fiora righteously.

The latter cried out in his heart that he was wronged.

This guy was so persistent and volunteered to be my mount, not caring about other people's lives at all, but now he's turning against me.

"How can you defile my pure and innocent body?"

As he spoke, Alan pushed Fiora away with his waist, then stood up and straightened his clothes.

"I'm sorry, the Kingdom of Light in the M78 Nebula is facing an invasion by Belia. As Ultra Father, I must save my people."

"stop!"

Seeing Alan trying to slip away, Iliana shouted angrily.

However, Alan dives headfirst into the portal.

If you don't leave now, you will fall into pieces.

After many twists and turns, he returned to Arkham Asylum.

As he was busy stopping the gods from appearing, he was unable to restart smoothly.

It looked like a familiar place, but it seemed desolate.

In the past, it was filled with criminal talents.

"Boss, there's no one left in Arkham. Why don't we have Red Romance to hold the meeting instead?" Edward suggested.

Alan had nowhere to stay, so he found the funny trio first and brought them back to the asylum to relive the past.

The three of them went to Arkham Fortress a long time ago and were busy with the election.

"This is our home. You invested money to reopen it, and without anyone at home we always feel like something is missing." Alan held his chin up, feeling powerless.

Upon inquiry, it was learned that Thanos accompanied Uxus back to Apokolips to regain power.

Before the explosion, Shenxian seemed very calm.

With nothing to do, Alan noticed the TV that was playing Sadako's videotape last time, and pressed the power button without thinking.

As a result, the screen lit up.

In the picture, a woman with her back to her is combing her long hair.

A horror video?!
The funny trio immediately thought of the criminal who escaped from Arkham Asylum.

They told of a terrifying evil spirit that came out of the TV and was aimlessly searching for Alan.

"Azhen!"

Seeing the woman's back, Alan could not hide his excitement. He pressed his whole face against the screen until it was deformed, as if he wanted to squeeze himself into the TV.

'Who's calling me?'

In the picture, the woman paused and stopped combing her hair.

"Ah Zhen, it's me!"

Alan's face was squeezed beyond recognition.

"It seems that I miss him so much that I am hallucinating."

Sadako shook her head in disappointment, put down the comb and turned around.

Suddenly, Sadako was shocked to see an incredible scene.

On the TV that led her to the human world, a face was filling the screen.

"Ellen!?"

"Azhen!"

At this moment, Sadako pursed her lips and couldn't hold back the tears of joy in her eyes.

After decades, I met the man I had been thinking about day and night again.

Outside the TV, the funny trio next to Alan watched their boss thrust his face against the TV screen and could only try to dissuade him.

"Boss, calm down. It's impossible for people to get into the TV."

"You want to play a Sadako theme, we can have the club arrange it specifically for you."

"Boss, if you squeeze any more, the screen will break, and it will be bad if the glass shards damage your handsome face."

Ok…

Just as the three were about to speak out to stop it, suddenly a pair of incredibly pale hands stretched out from the screen, grabbed Alan's head and pulled him inside.

"Shit, the TV has become a spirit and is going to devour the boss."

"Hurry up and save them. Saving the world requires the boss's help."

"I'll hold the waist, and you hold the legs."

When the three of them took action, Alan's entire head was already immersed in the TV.

Arthur held his waist, while Cobblepot and Edward each held one leg and pulled desperately out.

On TV, Sadako grabbed Alan's neck tightly with both hands, pressed her legs against the TV frame, and pulled him in with all her strength.

The person involved, Alan, opened his eyes wide and admired the dense forest between his legs.

(End of this chapter)