After reading the heart milk ball, the cannon fodder family went crazy

Seeing Zheng Wenchang's enlarged face off guard, Su Zhaozhao's first reaction was that he was having a nightmare.

Just when I was about to change my position and continue sleeping, something clicked in my mind, and I suddenly realized that I was in class, and the sleepyhead immediately retreated completely.

She sat up suddenly and looked around hurriedly.

It doesn't matter if you don't see it, you will be shocked when you see it.

I don’t know when the class stopped. At this time, Su Shaoan and the others were eating melons, while Su Dahe and Zheng Wenchang stood on either side of her like two door gods, one on the left and one on the right.

"Are you awake? Why don't you continue to sleep for a while?"

Looking at Su Dahe's half-smiling face, Su Zhaozhao's legs became weak and it was difficult to speak.

"Third...third uncle...you can't blame me..."

She didn't want to fall asleep during class, but today Su Dahe was teaching nine chapters of arithmetic. Regardless of past and present life, mathematics was like a lullaby to her.

It is no exaggeration to say that in her previous life, she had insomnia and relied on watching mathematics teaching videos on the Internet to fall asleep.

In three seconds at most, she could sleep to death.

"I don't blame you, should you blame me?" Su Dahe raised his eyebrows.

"If you don't blame me, who do you blame?" Su Zhaozhao blurted out subconsciously.

After seeing the smile on Su Dahe's face getting bigger and bigger from the corner of his eye, alarm bells rang in Su Zhaozhao's mind.

She looked at the door, then at the distance away from Su Dahe, then jumped down from the chair, then knelt down in front of Su Dahe and made a bow.

"Uncle Third, I was wrong."

As long as you apologize quickly, the anger will disappear.

However, it was impossible not to be angry. Su Dahe almost laughed in anger.

"Kneel to the sky, kneel to your parents, what are you doing? Get up!"

"That's because a man has gold at his knees, and I'm not a man." Su Zhaozhao argued.

Then she hugged Su Dahe's thigh in a playful manner and said pitifully: "Third uncle, please forgive me this time. I don't want to write in big characters."

The last time she fell asleep in class, Su Dahe punished her by writing fifty large characters. In order to prevent her from taking advantage of the situation, he even wrote a reference sheet for her.

Those two days tortured Su Zhaozhao almost to the point of going crazy. After writing fifty large characters, her hands were shaking like Parkinson's disease.

Thinking of this, Su Zhaozhao shuddered and hugged Su Dahe's legs tighter.

She would rather die than write big words again!

Su Dahe's temples were pounding and his teeth were grinding together.

"Get up, I won't punish you today."

Wait until tomorrow for punishment!

Su Zhaozhao's eyes lit up and he immediately got up from the ground and said: "Third uncle, you said this yourself that I will not be punished. Uncle Zheng is a witness!"

Zheng Wenchang, who was eating melons, didn't expect that he would be involved. After he came to his senses, he immediately said: "Ah, yes, yes, I bear witness."

"Sister, this melon is very sweet, do you want to eat it?" Zhou Xiaolong, a real melon eater, asked, holding up the melon in his hand.

"eat!"

Su Zhaozhao ran over quickly, picked up a tooth of melon from the plate on Zhou Xiaolong's table and ate it.

Seeing the children eating happily, Su Dahe said helplessly to Zheng Wenchang: "Sir, don't you have something to say? Why don't we go out and talk about it?"

"It's sunny outside, let's talk here, even the children won't understand," Zheng Wenchang said. His purpose was to get Su Zhaozhao to give him an idea. If he went out to tell him, wouldn't today's visit be in vain?

After Su Dahe glanced at the snackers, he made a gesture of invitation to Zheng Wenchang.

After the two sat down, Zheng Wenchang said straight to the point: "The national treasury has been empty recently, and Yuanzhou is in urgent need of disaster relief funds due to floods. The Holy Lord intends to ask all the ministers to donate money, and to preside over the matter on the Dragon Boat Festival. But it is not easy to get the money from the courtiers." Well, Mu Qian, do you have any good plan to make them willing to pay for it?"

Su Dahe thought carefully about Zheng Wenchang's words. The words "willingness" were very spiritual.

Zheng Wenchang was afraid that Su Dahe would not understand what he meant, so he vaguely mentioned the matter of courtiers borrowing money from the treasury to live.

Su Dahe was stunned when he heard this, and... could it still be like this?

[Uncle San made a fuss, isn’t this normal operation? 】

Su Dahe's head was full of black lines: What's normal?

The fact that courtiers borrowed money from the treasury to live can be traced back to Gaozu, the founding emperor of the Chu State. At that time, the world was just settled, the treasury was empty, and money was needed everywhere, so Gaozu turned to those aristocratic families.

Unexpectedly, when the wealthy family heard about this, they cried and complained that they had too many children and the family could no longer make ends meet.

Gaozu was crying so much that he had no choice but to give up the idea.

When Taizong succeeded to the throne, a family really couldn't make ends meet, so they thought of borrowing money from the treasury.

At that time, Taizong wanted to suppress the family. After hearing this, in order to show his benevolence and wisdom, he agreed to the matter.

It's just that he didn't expect that after he opened the door, everyone from aristocratic families to court officials would come to borrow money.

By the time he reacted, the treasury was empty.

Later, Emperor Ming came to power. Although he no longer lent money to courtiers, the courtiers did not return the money to the treasury. As a result, the treasury is now so empty that even spiders are not weaving their webs.

Every time Emperor Ming needed money, he could only get tens of thousands of taels of silver from his courtiers. If it was not enough, Emperor Ming would have to take it from his own private treasury.

It can be said that the current Emperor Ming is so poor that even his close-fitting clothes are patched.

Su Dahe was really dumbfounded this time. The dignified emperor of a country, one of the most powerful emperors among thousands of people, actually wore patched clothes. What kind of fantasy novel is this?

Zheng Wenchang also knew about this for the first time. No wonder he always felt that Emperor Ming was so picky and fussy. For example, the things he gave to the Su family were very few.

Emperor Ming: Am I searching? Do you know that those things are all saved from my private treasury!

If you don’t understand, don’t talk nonsense!

Su Dahe sighed silently, not even the emperor could do anything about it, so how could he ask the courtiers to come up with money?

[Actually, it’s easy to get them to take out the money, but it’s a bit of a loss...]

Su Dahe and Zheng Wenchang cheered up instantly: It doesn't matter if they lose money or not, as long as they can get the money!

[Build a merit monument in the Ancestral Temple and tell them that as long as they donate money, they can have his name engraved on it and enjoy the incense for eternity]

[The more money you donate, the higher your name will be]

The eyes of Su Dahe and the two of them became brighter and brighter as they listened. The method was indeed very damaging, but...

They like!

"Sir, the student has an idea..."

Su Dahe coughed lightly and expressed Su Zhaozhao's idea in his own words.

Zheng Wenchang didn't expect that Su Dahe had the same idea as Su Zhaozhao, so he immediately clapped his hands and said with a smile: "Mu Qian, as expected of you, this is a good idea!"

The next second, Zheng Wenchang frowned and said, "But what if they discuss it and donate the same amount?"

Su Dahe pondered for a moment and said slowly: "Sir, in addition to interests, there is also dignity in this world. Can you tolerate the name of someone you don't like being pressed on your head?"

[As expected of Third Uncle, this idea is really bad. Those people must be fooled into lameness]

Zheng Wenchang: Thank you for the invitation, he is also the one who is about to be fooled!