The fourth girl made the whole family cry again

Chapter 51 No matter what kind of person you are looking for, you have to find a merchant girl

Now it’s time to read the letters, and the scene suddenly becomes quiet.

Everyone: ... Let’s do something serious!
  But, what’s going on when there’s no movement after waiting for half an hour?

Is it possible that this letter was too long and caused the uncle and eldest lady to fall asleep while reading it?
  I didn’t hear the couple snoring!

Just when everyone was waiting impatiently, they heard a "pop" sound.

The uncle thought to himself, "Ouch!" If he had known that smashing the table with his bare hands would hurt so much, he would have had to use the eldest lady's big fat hand to smash it!

The meat head is thick, please don’t smash it!

Uncle: (beating his chest and feet) "This unfilial son! Unfilial son!"

Madam: "What! What is written in the letter? Sir, please read it to Er Niang!"

Uncle: (beating his chest and feet) "What an unfilial son! What an unfilial son!"

Madam: "Da Lang? Da Lang! What is written in the letter! Read it!"

Everyone: ...I suspect you two are taking up resources! Apart from the addition of modal particles, what is the difference between these two sentences?

Uncle: "Your son got married in the North! You should find a matchmaker to come to your door. Three matchmakers, six, six, and eight will carry a sedan chair to marry the principal wife!"

Madam: (Covering her heart) "Ah! How could it be? Doesn't dad care about it?"

Everyone: ...Yes, isn’t the old general still over there? How could I arrange this marriage without the orders of my parents or the advice of a matchmaker?
  It’s not like the child whose parents are dead! Is there any reason to arrange the wedding by oneself?
  Uncle: "Dad is on the front line, and Shiren is in charge of the logistics. From a distance, he decides everything by himself! What an unfilial son! What an unfilial son!"

Madam: "Don't be angry, Sir. My son is already eighteen years old, and it's time to start a family! Now that everything is like this, let's just say that it was my father who gave him to Zhang Luo!"

Everyone: ...it’s good to pay attention to this, the eldest lady is a considerate person!

Uncle: "Fuck you! If dad finds out, he will be furious! Do you know what kind of woman this unfilial son has found for his family? She is the daughter of a merchant who went to the north to do silk business!"

Madam: (Her eyesight goes dark) "My dear mother! Why is my son so confused! Don't you know his identity?
  No matter what kind of person you are looking for, you have to find a merchant girl!
  If fighting is boring and I can't stand the loneliness, I can take her and keep her as a concubine.

If people know that the dignified young master of Zhenbei General Mansion is married to a merchant girl, where should I put my face!

Wu... Dalang, you must think of a way!

If my son brings that merchant girl back, it will only ruin my son's future! Woo...woo, I can't live anymore! "

Zhou Xixi: ...This madam is thinking about this! I just ask you to cry as long as you want and don’t follow the rhythm, okay? If you keep crying like this, we'll just skip a subject and get it right!
  The old man's heart skipped a beat because of the madam's crying. He slapped his palm on the table and knocked down a plum vase, which shattered on the floor.

When the eldest lady heard the noise, she looked up and couldn't bear to cry.

You are a murderer!
  This plum vase was worth ten taels of silver, and it shattered just after hearing the sound!
  Madam, that makes me feel distressed!

The uncle had no intention of watching this, he just complained.

Uncle: "You're still howling like a bastard! You were told to keep him safe from going out, and then let him go out after the marriage was agreed and the family was settled. If you hadn't been greedy for the bowl of braised pork in your mother's house, your son could have borrowed it. The plane ran away?"

When the eldest lady heard this, she shouted and pointed at the uncle's nose.

"Zhou Dalang, don't be heartless! You asked me to watch my son while you went to do it. Don't think I don't know! You went to Xiangxiangyuan to celebrate the birthday of the girl named Dongzao. It's not just that you went there, but you also A pair of my freshly embroidered socks was given as a gift!
  Is it easy for you to say that I am greedy? In order to look after my son, I haven't eaten braised pork for two hours, so I went to my mother's place to enjoy the autumn breeze. Little did I know that my son would have found the right opportunity and slipped away!
  And you! At the beginning, I told my son to study more, enter an academy, and take meritorious examinations. My father already found a husband, and he was the number one scholar more than ten years ago. But you just sent your son to the military camp. If you don't go to the military camp, my son can go to the north to fight. Maybe he can be a top scholar now! "

Everyone: ...The amount of information is really too much, forget it, just listen first!
  Uncle: "Haha! Let me guess. Don't think I don't know who the gentleman your father-in-law hired for your son is! That's the man your father-in-law hired for you, right? The number one scholar? He also asked his son to take the exam for the number one scholar. ! I think you are dreaming about being the number one scholar!"

Madam: "I didn't! I'm not! You are simply being unreasonable!"

Uncle: "I am making trouble without reason? You are making trouble without reason!" Madam: "Whoever you say is making trouble without reason is obviously you who is making trouble without reason!"

Uncle: "I won't make trouble unreasonably! It's obviously you who makes trouble unreasonably!"

Madam: "You are making trouble unreasonably!"

Uncle: "You are making trouble unreasonably!"

……

A quarter of an hour later.

Madam: "You are unreasonable!"

Uncle: "You are making trouble!"

The two of them were so tired from the quarrel that they stopped for a moment to take a sip of herbal tea.

The eldest lady put down her tea cup and cried.

"Is it easy for me? The second daughter of the royal family married a coal like you.

The other ladies went out and opened their mouths to talk about the handsome man at home.

As for me, I can’t say anything about my handsome black coal!

Also, when I wanted to give Feifei from my eldest brother’s family to Shiren as my daughter-in-law, you had to oppose it!

If you wanted to listen to me back then, why would you do this now?

Feifei is the direct daughter of the Duke's mansion, and she is comparable to that merchant girl! "

The uncle had already rested, but he was angry when he heard this!

"What's wrong with me, the eldest son of the Zhou family, looking dark? It's true!

It's not like your Duke's Palace. The girl who was originally overweight was blindly trying to lose weight. However, just a few days after she got married, she was growing faster than the old sows in the pen!

You still have the nerve to say that you will marry that fat man to your son. Could it be that in the future you will let your son take charge of the pigs when he goes out? "

Everyone:...

Zhou Xixi: ...I'm so angry! It's incredible, these two people are just complaining, but they are attacking them personally!
  System: [The two of them started fighting! The beating didn't matter, it alerted everyone in the east courtyard.

Aunt Lin thought it would be inappropriate for her not to go, so she went to break up the fight. Unexpectedly, the uncle became even more angry when he saw Aunt Lin like this. He said that the eldest lady was not good-hearted and that she was just fat. She didn't even have a human-like concubine. There was no room for him.

Then the uncle threatened to divorce the eldest wife and sell Aunt Lin! He brought in the daughter of the old Xingtou family and made her the eldest lady! 】

Zhou Xixi: ...So impulse is the devil! The uncle can also say this!
  Everyone: ...Is it too urgent for us to go and curry favor with old Xingtou’s family now?

System: [As soon as the eldest lady and Aunt Lin heard this, they stared at each other and pouted! 】

Everyone:...Hurry up! Uncle, please do artificial respiration!

Uncle: ...I think so too, but why should I say it!
  One is fat and has a mouth full of oil, and the other is so ugly that people and gods are outraged!
  　After a chapter of quarrel, the author’s brain hurts!
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