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Chapter 439: A joke is not nonsense, and an adaptation is not random
"Okay, this method of transmitting thoughts is not that difficult. I have already told you some basic things."

Lin Xuan flicked his sleeves and said, "If you have anything to say, just send it to us, and stop screaming."

"Hmm? There are indeed a lot of new things in my mind. Interesting!"

The stone monkey was overjoyed and scratched his ears and cheeks and asked, "Can you hear what I'm thinking?"

"Almost." Lin Xuan nodded: "You monkey are indeed quite capable. You have learned this skill almost perfectly."

"Hey, this method is very simple. I understand it after listening to it once."

The stone monkey made a face and said, "You two monkeys look weird. You scared me just now. I didn't expect you are capable monkeys."

"You are the monkey! No! You are the monkey..."

Huang Rong was a little unhappy: "Please explain clearly, why are we so weird?"

"You don't even have any hair on your body, and you're wrapped in a layer of cloth. You're so ugly."

The stone monkey tilted his head and said, "Look, you guys don't have a tail behind your butt, you're making me laugh to death!"

"You are a monkey, and it is natural for a monkey to have a tail."

Lin Xuan laughed and said, "But is there a possibility that we are humans, not monkeys, and growing a tail would make us freaks."

Logically speaking, the stone monkey should be a silicon-based creature similar to a stone man or a gargoyle, with its entire body made of stone.

But this monkey is quite primitive. It is just a little taller than ordinary monkeys and has more facial expressions, but it is not obviously not a monkey.

Forget it, there are a lot of outrageous things in the mythological plane, so there is no need to worry about this.

"Eh? That's right! I didn't think of that just now."

The stone monkey grinned: "Okay, I understand. In this case, you are also quite miserable. It is really not your fault that you look like this."

Lin Xuan: "..."

"A monkey is a monkey. Even if it captures the seven fairies, they only know how to eat peaches."

Huang Rong snorted, pulled out her Ruyi Jingu Bang and shook it, "Forget it this time, I won't bother with you. But I have a bad temper, if you say something rude again, I will get angry and smash you with this stick."

"I'm not afraid..., huh? This, this stick..."

The stone monkey stared at the Ruyi Jingu Bang, with a puzzled look on his face: "I have seen this stick before."

"Nonsense!"

Huang Rong chuckled: "You just jumped out of the stone, how could you have the chance to see this stick?"

"Now that you mention it, I have definitely never seen it before. But why does it look so familiar to me? It's so strange!"

The stone monkey hesitated for a moment, then said with a playful smile: "Auntie, I was ignorant and said the wrong thing just now. I want to apologize to you. Can you let me play with your stick?"

"Aunt, you're a monkey who deserves a beating!"

Huang Rong felt upset when she heard this and glared at the stone monkey: "It's okay for you to play with this stick, but you have to take me as your master."

"Apprenticeship?"

The stone monkey was shocked: "Just because I play with your stick, I have to become your disciple?"

"I don't want to forget it."

Huang Rong waved her hand and shrunk the golden cudgel to the size of a chopstick: "I am not willing to accept a stupid monkey like you as my apprentice."

"Hey, we are discussing this right now, don't worry!"

The stone monkey was obviously a little impatient: "If I take you as my master, what can you teach me?"

"My cooking skills are unmatched in the world. If you can learn even three of my skills, you will be a world-class chef."

Huang Rong showed her little white teeth: "Here, I'm giving you a chance, do you want to learn?"

"Cook...cook?"

The stone monkey was a little confused: "What do you mean by cooking...?"

“It’s just to make things taste better.”

Huang Rong pointed to the bushes on one side and said, "Look, there's a rabbit over there. It tastes terrible when eaten raw, but after being braised and spicy, it's very delicious."

"Rabbit, rabbit...rabbit?"

The stone monkey looked at the rabbit and felt a little confused: "Well, I roughly understand, but do you also use this stick for cooking?"

"Of course, this stick is really heavy. It's very useful for rolling noodles and mashing meat."

"I'll think about it."

The stone monkey squatted on the ground with a sad face, staring at the rabbit, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Okay, becoming your disciple is a big deal, so think about it carefully."

Huang Rong clapped her hands and looked at Lin Xuan with a smile: "Isn't this girl very smart?"

"Is this witty or abstract..."

Lin Xuan was speechless: "Let alone anything else, monkeys don't eat meat, why are you teaching it to make roasted rabbit?"

"Your focus is quite strange."

Huang Rong stuck out her tongue and said, "It's nothing. I taught him to be a cook, but I don't care whether he eats or not. There's no rule that a cook has to eat his own food, right?"

"That's not the question... Why would you accept him as your apprentice?"

"I thought about it and realized that this time our opponent is quite powerful. In order to maximize our combat power, I'd better give the golden cudgel to this monkey."

"But as the saying goes, 'The Dharma should not be passed on lightly'. My Ruyi Jingu Bang is a meritorious artifact after all. It would not be appropriate to give it to this monkey for no reason. There must be some connection between them."

"You know, I may not be good at other things, but my cooking skills are the best in the world. I should be more than qualified to be the master of this monkey, and I feel at ease."

Huang Rong smiled and said, "This monkey's previous master was a great Buddhist monk, and I can be considered a Taoist female fairy. All things considered, we are even. Father and Old Huang will be pleased to see that our Peach Blossom Island is growing stronger and stronger."

"It's not easy for your father and Old Huang either. Let them live a peaceful life for a few years..."

Lin Xuan was speechless for a while: "Besides, can the cause and effect of Buddhism be balanced like this?"

"Why not? What did Jin Chanzi teach this monkey? The Tightening Curse?"

Huang Rong said dissatisfiedly: "I taught it to cook. After all, it is always good to have many skills."

"That makes sense."

Lin Xuan pondered for a moment: "You gave away the golden hoop, what will you do? Just rely on your half-baked Xiantian Qiankun Gong and Xihua Zhimiao Qi?"

"Qing'er said that she only needed a sword, and gave me the Dinghai Pearl. Even if my cultivation is weak, it is more than enough to activate this pearl."

"This thing is at least a top-grade spiritual treasure. As long as we don't encounter a sage leader, we should be able to fight it."

Huang Rong shrugged. "Besides, even though the Golden Cudgel has recognized its master, I don't have any corresponding skills. As you said last time, I went to learn the Beggars' Sect's Dog Beating Stick Skills, but it's just so-so. Old Huang shook his head when he saw it."

"Okay, since you have made up your mind, let's do as you say."

Lin Xuan nodded: "Qing'er is really generous to give you the Dinghai Pearl directly."

"Good sisters help each other. Don't worry, my plan is quite reliable."

Huang Rong turned her head and shouted crisply, "Little Monkey, how are you thinking about it?"

"Well... although cooking sounds good, I don't really want to learn it."

The stone monkey let out a sigh of relief and demanded a high price: "I can accept you as my master, but you have to teach me something useful. For example, immortality is quite practical..."

"Immortality? How difficult is that?"

Huang Rong smiled and said, "I will only teach you how to cook. If you want to live forever, I will show you something later. You will learn how to cook after you see it. You don't need to bother me to do it for you."

"Is there such a thing? I have never been to school, don't lie to me."

"It's true. We are well-known figures in the outside world. It would be too embarrassing to lie to a monkey like you."

Huang Rong held the golden hoop like a teaching stick: "Besides, you are not a stupid monkey, have more confidence in yourself."

"Of course I'm not stupid... Well, I'll believe you this time."

The stone monkey hesitated for a long time, then leaped forward and said, "Master, please accept my greetings!"

"That's right."

Huang Rong was very proud, she stretched out her hand and tugged at Lin Xuan's sleeve: "Use the mirror to look at this monkey."

"You are such a hassle-free master..."

Lin Xuan nodded, took out the mirror from his sleeve and handed it to the stone monkey: "I don't know what the Great Sage's cultivation level was in the past, but even if the Great Sage united all the heavens, he could still transform the 'other self' into his own destiny. Great Sage, please do as you please."

"Great Sage? This title is quite impressive, but I am not one of them..."

The stone monkey patted his chest a little embarrassedly and said, "But don't worry, when I have learned the skills, I will make all the monsters in the world call me the Great Sage."

"There's really no need to rush."

Lin Xuan smiled and said, "Look in this mirror first."

"Okay! I just want to see what I look like."

The stone monkey's body trembled suddenly, and a golden light flashed in his eyes: "This, this mirror..."

boom!
Almost at the same time, deafening thunder was heard in the sky.

Silver lightning tore through the dark clouds, dancing like a giant dragon.

The warm spring breeze blows by, and colorful flowers bloom. It is like the sun setting in midsummer, and then it turns to autumn when everything withers.

The leaves fell, the flowers and plants withered, and were then covered by fluttering snowflakes.

This cycle repeats itself, and the scenery around the stone monkey changes rapidly, as if a world has changed dramatically in the blink of an eye.

"This, this, this... this is really off the mark!"

Huang Rong was dumbfounded: "How can this monkey make such a big noise just by looking in the mirror?"

"It is indeed a little different from ordinary people, but this monkey is in a special situation, so it is not surprising that he makes any noise."

Lin Xuan smiled and said, "Think of something good. At least you have someone who can keep order on Peach Blossom Island."

"I'm afraid this will destroy Peach Blossom Island..." Huang Rong silently looked at the golden cudgel in her hand: "Little monkey... uh, Brother Monkey, are you, are you okay?"

"Shut up and stop calling me a monkey!"

The monkey's eyes flashed with a gleam of lightning, and he shouted, "I remember now, I am the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, Sun Wukong!"

"I just remembered it when I remembered it. Why are you making such a loud noise?"

Huang Rong snorted softly: "Why are you staring at me like that? Do you want to beat me up?"

"Hehe, you're such a guts woman! You cheated me before, but now you dare to take advantage of me."

Sun Wukong bared his teeth and said, "Don't even mention your mere Xihua Supreme Qi. Even if the Queen Mother came, I, Sun Wukong, would... uh, you are not the Queen Mother anyway."

"Okay, okay, don't be impatient, you monkey. You have to make things clear. When did I ever lie to you?"

Huang Rong looked innocent: "I have always said that I will teach you how to cook. With my cooking skills, am I not qualified to be your master? If you don't agree, make me some spicy rabbit head."

"This one……"

Sun Wukong was stunned for a moment: "I can just eat wind and drink dew on weekdays, why should I learn to cook?"

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"Forget it, it seems like learning cooking is really useless for you."

Huang Rong hesitated for a moment, then compromised, "How about we just talk about our own affairs? You call me Master, and I call you Great Sage?"

"This is so funny, how can we discuss this matter separately?"

"Humph! Originally, I was planning to pass this Ruyi Jingu Bang to my disciple to make noodles. Since you don't want to be my disciple, I will give it to someone else."

Huang Rong tugged at Lin Xuan's sleeve: "Brother Lin, this monkey doesn't appreciate it, let's go back."

"Hey, hey, wait a minute!"

Sun Wukong's cheek twitched. "I don't care about this stick. I just thought that it's not bad to be able to cook. It's always useful to have many skills."

"It would have been better if it had been earlier."

Huang Rong chuckled and threw the Ruyi Jingu Bang away: "We in the Taohua clan have always been independent and don't bother to care about those secular etiquettes. We don't need to bother with trivial matters such as becoming a disciple. Anyway, we are all family from now on, so please take care of me."

"Hehe, your temper is more to my liking than that bald guy's."

Sun Wukong took the golden cudgel and subconsciously reached out to touch his head, with a hint of joy in his eyes: "Now that the bird hoop is gone, the sea is wide for fish to leap and the sky is high for birds to fly."

"The Great Sage uses my mirror to observe the heavens. I believe you have gained something, right?"

Lin Xuan asked: "Now we are fighting side by side and in the same boat. If you have any questions, please feel free to ask."

"Well, your mirror is really good. I, Old Sun, not only remembered those bad things in the past, but also gained a lot from traveling around the world and learned a lot."

Sun Wukong waved his golden cudgel and grinned, "By the way, there are many strange places in the universe. What the hell is that Zixia Fairy?"

"Fairy Zixia..."

Lin Xuan laughed and said, "Isn't she your wife?"

"Humph! A parody is not nonsense, and an adaptation is not a fabrication. It's fine if you humans are just making a fuss among yourselves, but you've even made it up to me, Old Sun."

Sun Wukong was a little annoyed. "Not to mention that I have never been interested in women, even if I want to find a Taoist partner, I have to find a female monkey. She is just a female fairy, how can I be interested in her?"

Huang Rong felt annoyed after hearing this and puffed up her cheeks: "A monkey is a monkey..."

"Okay, what the Great Sage said makes a lot of sense."

Lin Xuan was also a little speechless: "Rong'er and I are in special situations, and we can't see the world in the mirror reflecting the heavens. Erlang Zhenjun did look at this mirror a while ago, and the Great Sage can talk to him someday."

"Master Erlang? Hehehehe!"

Sun Wukong laughed loudly: "I just encountered an interesting little world, and that guy turned into an arrogant girl in it. But when he met me, he was so scared that he couldn't say a word. Most likely, he was completely subdued by me before. It really made me laugh to death."

"Is there such a thing?"

Huang Rong's eyes showed a playful look: "What would you say if you met Yang Jian? Brother, you smell so good?"

"..."

Sun Wukong shuddered and shook his head quickly: "Now that you mention it, it does seem a bit strange. I won't say any more."

"The Supreme One said that all the heavens and the worlds originated from the imagination of all living beings, so it is possible that they are a little bizarre..."

"Let's not talk about this anymore, everyone, peace is the most important thing."

Lin Xuan shook his head: "Great Sage, please tell me about yourself. Why did you fall to this state?"

The theme of Journey to the West is generally quite serious, and it just plays around with conspiracy theories and the like.

But the forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds...

With a large base, there will be some geniuses with unique XP who don't play by the rules and mess up Journey to the West.

Sun Wukong is relatively okay, but Tang Sanzang is often inexplicably feminized, and has even appeared in some classic books.

Erlang Shen is a popular character after all, so it is not surprising that he was transformed into a female ghost and repeatedly hyped up...

Fortunately, Yang Jian hadn’t seen this thing before.

Otherwise, the degree of depression will definitely be more severe than the endless regrets in life.

The current situation is a bit complicated, and Lin Xuan feels it necessary to pay attention to the physical and mental health of his allies.

If Yang Jian's Taoism was frustrated because of such an inexplicable thing, it would be too stupid...

"Ah, I, Old Sun, can't really explain it clearly."

"After becoming the Fighting Buddha, I, Sun, didn't have much to pursue. I informed Tathagata and returned to Huaguo Mountain."

"In name, I am spreading the Dharma to my monkeys and grandchildren, but in reality, no one is supervising me. I am living a carefree life."

Sun Wukong sighed, "One day, my master came to me and said that something had happened at Lingshan Mountain and that a catastrophe was imminent. He was defeated in a battle of magic and is now on his last legs. He told me to go to heaven and ask the Jade Emperor... the old Heavenly Venerable to protect me and find a way to erase the cause and effect of my golden hoop. Only then will I have a chance of survival."

"Your master?"

Huang Rong was surprised and asked, "Golden Cicada?"

"He's not that bald guy. He's my mentor. To differentiate him from you, I'll call him Grand Master."

Sun Wukong said in a low voice: "Master forbids me to tell you his origins. If you know, then know. If you don't know, then skip it."

“It turned out to be Bodhi Patriarch.”

Lin Xuan nodded: "Even if your master's cultivation is unparalleled, he will end up in annihilation."

"Master said that he was a kind corpse slashed by a powerful being. Although he has a certain realm, his essence is insufficient. If he really fights to the death with those ancient powerful beings, he will most likely be in danger."

Sun Wukong let out a sigh of relief: "But there are only a handful of great and powerful people in the world, so they must not be unknown people."

"And then? You went to heaven?"

"If I really went to heaven, I'm afraid it would be fine. But I, Old Sun, have always had a bad temper. When I saw my master like that, I was immediately furious. I pulled my master and said I wanted revenge. I also said I would go to Lingshan Mountain and ask Tathagata to judge the matter."

"Humph! I, Old Sun, am also stupid. What's the point of me going to this enemy that even my master can't defeat? No wonder he kept smiling bitterly and shaking his head."

"Just as we were pulling, an indescribable bell sound came from the sky. When I heard the bell sound, I felt a splitting headache, which was a hundred times more severe than the tight hoop curse."

"Then the world went dark, and I became unconscious. When I woke up again, my body was already invaded by evil spirits, so I had no choice but to ask the Queen Mother Hou Tu to forcibly release me in my dream."

Sun Wukong clenched his golden cudgel and said angrily, "I can't tell where the bell sound came from, but it must be the old Maitreya hiding in the dark, using that damn human bag to attack me. I will avenge him!"

"So, the Great Sage doesn't know the cause of the great changes in heaven and earth?"

"It doesn't matter. Anyway, we have offended the Buddhist sect. They will understand when the catastrophe comes."

Lin Xuan pondered for a moment: "Come to think of it, we have done it with Maitreya before, and we will tell the Great Sage about it later... huh?"

Just at this moment, a clear sound of shattering was heard between heaven and earth, and ripples appeared on Lin Xuan's body, and then returned to normal.

In the far distance, a ray of blood shot up into the sky and turned into a pool of blood mist on the sky, appearing and disappearing.

"Ancient witch curse? What's going on?"

Sun Wukong was startled: "Little Master, someone is plotting against you?"

"…It should be the Seven Arrows Book, right? If that person can't kill me, then he should be the one to die."

Lin Xuan stared at the blood mist: "What a pity, the one who died should not be Lu Ya."

"Who is Lu Ya? However, the name of the Seven Arrows Book sounds very familiar. I seem to have heard it somewhere before."

Sun Wukong let out a sigh: "I remember now, this thing is very vicious, how can the little master be so lucky?"

"well enough……"

Lin Xuan smiled: "Although Lu Ya is not dead, he has harmed me by his actions, and the cause and effect have been established. I can sense his location in the dark. Since we have a mortal enemy, given his personality, he can only end it as soon as possible."

"I, Old Sun, understand what you mean. He is going to bring people to kill you. Should we wait here for him to arrive and then beat him to death?"

"The Great Sage said it very well."

Lin Xuan nodded: "I wonder how much of the Great Sage's cultivation has recovered now, and whether he is strong enough to fight?"

Although he is not afraid of the Seven Arrows Book, it does not mean that Huang Rong, Yao Yue and others are not afraid.

If Lu Ya was so cruel as to ask everyone to bow down to him one by one, Lin Xuan wouldn't even be able to cry.

Since they had formed a life-and-death feud, it would be best to kill Lu Ya as soon as possible.

If the ancient demon clan is really provoked, they will be the ones to bear the brunt of the catastrophe of the Conferred God.

"What I learned is pretty much the same, and I've learned a lot of new things from traveling through the heavens. If we really fight now, I'm about the same as when I was the Horse Guard, and I'm much stronger than my young master."

Sun Wukong chuckled, "My main problem right now is that I am not good enough in cultivation. If you give me a few hundred peaches and then go to the Tushita Palace to make some Nine Transformation Golden Pills, I will definitely beat that Maitreya to a pulp."

"I can only cook. It's no big deal if someone is better than me."

Huang Rong's eyes widened. "I can only enter Yaochi. The Peach Garden can only be opened when the Queen Mother of the West descends. Laojun's Taoist temple is in Xuandu Bajing Palace. If you want to steal the Nine-Transformation Golden Pill... Well, I don't know about it anyway, so you don't need to tell me later."

"I know, I know. I, Old Sun, have always been tough on the outside and tight-lipped."

Sun Wukong waved his golden cudgel and said, "Little Master, Little Master, there is no time to lose. Let's kill the demon who plotted against you first, and then go to Bajing Palace to steal... and try our luck."

"That's fine..."

(End of this chapter)