I asked you to play a dungeon, why don't you just raise the BOSS here?

Chapter 47 Loopholes in Buying Road Money
  Shanzhai Caoting
  Huang Shang came to apprentice early in the morning. Although he spent more than four hours practicing martial arts, it was only noon and it was considered a serious meal.

The group of people sat down one after another, with Wu Song sitting in the fourth chair.

According to the calculation that Lin Xuan's sworn brother is approximately equal to his elder brother, Wu Dalang and Song Jiang have equal status, and they sit side by side at the head of Wu Song.

Huang Shang, as Mr. Shanzhai, sat under Lin Xuan.

While eating and drinking, he silently observed the situation.

Just now he was in a state of enlightenment, and he followed Lin Xuan and others back to the thatched hall in a daze. He couldn't figure out what happened.

This state is quite strange...

At first glance, it looks like sleepwalking.

This made Huang Shang feel a little wary and felt that he should exercise some restraint and not stay in a state of enlightenment for a long time.

At least the food must be delicious.

"But those minions were so irritating. They even told a certain family that 'You're so mature.'"

"Then he measured my height and asked me to go directly."

Lin Xuan smiled: "With your temperament, you shouldn't be so impatient."

Wu Dalang chuckled: "I actually think this rule is quite good, but the second brother was very angry and beat up those brothers, which prompted the master to take action."

"When they saw that I was short, they said that Mr. Lin En had made a rule and children did not have to pay a head fee when crossing the mountain."

"...Is there such a thing?"

If you accidentally get stuck on a fish bone, you might die.

"By the way, Wu Erlang, why did you fight with Master Lu before?"

If you are over 1.3 meters tall, you are considered an adult, so you should save some money for shopping.

"Oh? What's going on?"

Huang Rong was afraid that she would accidentally laugh out loud, so she quickly tightened her face and said, "In this case, Wu Erlang is really not to blame for this matter."

"Let me tell you."

"Maybe it's not rude..."

Lin Xuan was startled: "Did they offend you with their rude words?"

"Originally, a certain family planned to endure it for the sake of the two brothers."

Wu Song looked ashamed: "But my brother, the little guard guarding the mountain, is really annoying."

For the sake of convenience, the rules she and Lin Xuan made were to set the standards for children based on their height.

Anyone under 1.3 meters tall can pass for free.

Wu Song glanced at Wu Dalang and hesitated to speak.

"...My little brother was indeed reckless before."

Wu Song clenched his fists: "I have humiliated my brother many times, so a certain family took action to teach them a lesson."

There is no mention of half-price tickets for children.

Huang Rong originally felt that she was very dark and felt a little uneasy about her conscience.

Unexpectedly, I still forgot to consider a buggy character like Wu Dalang, which created a small loophole.

"I see, the Sa family thought that you, a reckless man, was looking for trouble, so they took action."

Lu Zhishen laughed loudly: "If I had known you would stand up for my elder brother, I would never have done this."

"Master, please save it..."

Huang Rong sighed: "You say others are reckless, don't you feel guilty?"

"What's so guilty about this?"

Lu Zhishen scratched his head: "Even if the Sa family behaves recklessly, how can it be said that others are also reckless?"

"……Fine."

"I have heard for a long time that Master Lu has a straightforward personality and strong martial arts skills, and a certain family has always admired him."

Wu Song hugged his fists and took the initiative to express his goodwill: "Today I can't even get to know Master if I don't fight."

"Hahaha, that's good. The Sa family has heard Wu Erlang's name mentioned by his two brothers many times. He is indeed a hero."

Lu Zhishen said with a smile: "Since it's that group of birdies who don't speak human words, I'll go back to Sa's house and accompany you to beat them up."

"...No, no, no."

Wu Dalang waved his hands repeatedly: "I'm not angry myself. Now that my second brother has beaten me, I shouldn't be angry anymore. Let's forget it."

"It's okay, brother, if you're not angry."

Wu Song was open-minded and said with a smile: "I'm feeling sulky today, and I have another brother who can eat, drink and fight with me. It's really nice!"

"That's exactly what it means!"

Lu Zhishen was overjoyed and spread his arms to embrace Wu Song.

"It's really a friendship between men..."

Lin Xuan felt something in his heart, shook his head slightly, and laughed.

In Water Margin, the relationship between Lin Chong, Lu Zhishen and Wu Song can indeed be regarded as the strongest. After the conquest of Fangla, Lu Zhishen and Wu Song resigned from their official positions and stayed in Liuhe Temple.

Suddenly one day, a message came from the tide on the Qiantang River. Lu Zhishen had an epiphany and passed away laughing.

At that time, Lin Chongfeng was paralyzed, the medicine and stone were ineffective, and he was seriously ill. He had to stay in Liuhe Temple and let Wu Song take care of him.

Another half year later, Lin Chong died of illness.

Wu Song guarded the graves of his two sworn brothers alone, scribbling for half his life, and died at eighty.

Although this ending is a bit sad, it is in line with their personalities.

As for Lin Chong's unintentional betrayal of Lu Zhishen, it turned out that Lu Zhishen had always been grudges and had never had a good look towards Lin Chong...

On the contrary, he looked down upon Lu Zhishen.

The dignified Master Lu can fight whenever he wants and kill whenever he wants. How can it be so unpleasant?

"What Master said is that these two men really enjoy life... it's a pleasure to live together."

Huang Shang was so excited watching on the sidelines that he couldn't help but drink half a glass of wine and praised with a smile.

After he won the first prize in the imperial examination, his official career was prosperous and he rose to great heights.

But after seeing too many intrigues in the officialdom and the cleverness of the literati...

This simple and crude congeniality between men only made him yearn for it even more.

After three rounds of drinking, Wu Song and Lu Zhishen chatted more and more happily, as if there was no one else around.

Huang Rong probably thought of her late mother and was in a bad mood.

He poured himself a drink without saying a word, his face turned red from drinking.

At this time, Song Jiang's ability was revealed.

Lin Xuan discovered that this guy could actually chat and laugh with Wu Dalang while drinking wine and eating meat.

After eavesdropping a few words, I found that the two people were still discussing how to make pancakes...

Song Jiang was really unambiguous. He just helped Wu Dalang invent something similar to Roujiamo.

It’s really awesome!
  "What are Song Yasi's plans for coming here this time?"

Lin Xuan waited for a moment and found that Song Jiang had finally ended the topic with Wu Dalang, so he took the initiative to stand up and toast Song Jiang.

After all, he was a guest, so it was a little unreasonable to be too cold.

"I dare not hide it from Da Longtou. I know a singing prostitute named Yan Poxi. This person has a vicious heart. He found out about my association with the heroes of Liangshan and made every possible effort to make things difficult for me."

"In desperation, I had no choice but to kill her and leave her in exile."

"Recently, a letter came to my home, saying that Xiao Li Guanghuarong, the commander of Qingfeng Village, knew about this. He always sent me letters and told me how long I would stay in the village."

Song Jiang maintained a very low posture and bent down to clink the wine glasses with Lin Xuan: "It happened that I met a brother from the Wu family who stopped by on the road and sent me to this precious place where I could meet some heroes."

To be honest, Song Jiang was also quite desperate.

Along the way, whenever he chatted with Wu Dalang, he would talk about cooking cakes within a few words.

So much so that Song Jiang has a bit of PTSD...

If possible, he would also like to talk about something else.

"It turns out that Song Yasi is a close friend of Huazhi Village. We occupied this village, and Huazhi Village also contributed a lot, and we are not outsiders."

Lin Xuan nodded and said with a smile: "If Song Yasi doesn't mind it, you might as well stay here for a few days, so that we can do our part as landlords. Over at Huazhi Village, we will also send people to inform him Come and meet."

"Da Longtou is too polite..."

Song Jiang hesitated for a moment: "I really miss Huazhi Village, so I would like to ask Big Dragon Leader to let me go to Qingfeng Village first so that we can meet again in the future."

Here we eat and drink for free, and our little life is indeed quite nourishing.

But Song Jiang's status in the world is not just about food and drink...

After all, you have to be in front of others and surrounded by others, right?

But Qingfeng Mountain is outrageous.

Just these three heads...

Even the poor-looking old man sitting next to him seemed to be ignoring him.

Why!
  I, Hubaoyi, Shandong Province, have not traveled around the world for just a few months. Am I already so hopeless?
  Song Jiang felt that it shouldn't be so outrageous.

Most likely, the feng shui of this place is rather evil and doesn't suit me...

If you can't afford to offend, we can afford to hide.

Comparatively speaking, it would definitely be more satisfying to be an uncle at Hua Rong's side.

"Since Brother Song is a close friend, it's inconvenient for us to stay longer... huh?"

Lin Xuan suddenly raised his head and looked outside the thatched hall.

Several minions were carrying a door panel and rushing into the village.

On the door panel, two dying minions were lying side by side.

"what happened?"

(End of this chapter)