My days at the helm of senior kayaking at WBG

Chapter 186 One banana, divided among five people
"No, why do these two people in this photo look like they're photoshopped?"

In the posture live broadcast room, it was quite boring to wait for the game, but now I let the barrage show me the way, and went to Bilili to see what they said was the "photo of Faker and Boyo" just to have some fun.

I don't know if I don't see it, I'm startled when I see it.

I don’t know which unlucky fan brought the core of these two teams together.

One left and one right. Faker on the left raised his right thumb to like, and boyo on the right raised his left thumb to like.

The two of them looked at the camera with a smile, but their expressions looked strange.

Jiang Huai is okay. Judging from his expression, it means he is just embarrassed. But what is faker's expression like?

He raised a thumb as if he was being kidnapped, and even his smile was a bit abrupt, as if he was forced to do business, not at all as casual as Boyo.

There are a bunch of people in the middle, including white people, black people, both men and women, and they all look pretty normal. However, the two people posted on it look fake, as if they were the material for netizens to spoof second-generation creations.

"Isn't it true that it came from P? It's so fake."

"Isn't it because you have a stomachache?"

Faker is getting older, and he likes to get a banana to relieve his stomach when he has nothing to do.

It's just that he didn't expect that he would feel uncomfortable after eating the bananas he brought from South Korea.

"It's not p. I checked the external website and found the original picture."

He didn't quite believe the gesture, because no matter which angle he looked at it, he felt that Faker and Boyo didn't look like the original ones in the photo.

"I understand everything, but what does Da Fei's expression mean? Why do I feel like he is gritting his teeth as if he wants to eat Boyo alive."

But faker is different.

"I feel like eating too many bananas is bad for my stomach."

In his opinion, even if the outer skin of the banana is completely black and completely oxidized, as long as the flesh inside the skin is still white and has not deteriorated, it can be eaten.

In addition, because I finally came to London, I had seafood dinner at the club last night.

Even if the Mercedes-Benz company gave him a Mercedes-Benz, he wouldn't drive it. He would just leave it in the garage to collect dust, for fear that the Mercedes-Benz would damage it.

"Ha ha……"

But the problem lies in...

As we all know, bananas are good for the stomach and intestines. If you eat too much, you will easily poop.

A barrage clarified the situation, and Ma aroused laughter from many viewers.

Faker came out because he was in a hurry to go to the toilet.

It's very rare to be able to keep a smile on your face when you have diarrhea during a game and have to be arrested by fans to force you to open business.

What’s more, Jiang Huai in this photo was staring at Faker before taking a photo with Faker.

I didn't feel anything strange when I ate it, it was just that the skin was a little rotten.

He was forced to open his business and had to serve with a smile for the sake of his image. Faker couldn't hold it in anymore, so he looked a little uncomfortable and his expression was a little strange.

As a result, he never imagined that the banana would be so bad after being stored for less than a week.

He was so frugal that he got himself into trouble.

I don’t know if it’s because I’m acclimatized, or because I ate too much seafood and the protein my body needs to absorb is too high. I felt a little rumbling when I woke up this morning.

Because I ate a lot of bananas before the game, my intestines were really smooth at this time.

This group of white and black men got together and because of their good relationship, they did a lot of interesting pranks. However, the two players who were forced to do business were not mentally prepared for the sudden incident, so they were very embarrassed.

It's not because he hasn't seen his usual faker before, it's just that Jiang Huai has obsessive-compulsive disorder.

"It hurts."

After all, on the field, after a game, it takes too much time to peel an apple or an orange. Eating a banana is the most reasonable way to replenish energy.

When participating in a variety show, you have to go to your own themed Internet cafe to interact with passers-by. In order to avoid paying a bill, you even go directly to the bar and ask the network administrator if he knows Faker.

When he used to watch Faker take photos from fans, he would often make a simple gesture of raising his thumb, so he wanted to be consistent with him and create a symmetrical right hand.

Although the posture was very 2b, after Jiang Huai looked at the photo, he felt that the position was just right. The two of them, one on the left and one on the right, happened to be standing on the left and right of the photo.

"This is quite possible."

Very good at living.

You expect him to just throw away the bananas that have been there for a week. This is impossible.

A bottle of Coke shared by four people.

He is a faker.

If it were other players, they were so rich, they might just buy some fresh bananas imported from South Korea in London, or ask the management to send people to the orchards to pick fresh ones.

Jiang Huai didn't care. He was just out for a walk and wanted to see how big the stage was, so he expected from the beginning that he would meet the audience and come to take photos.

Maybe it’s because I’m not familiar with these fans. I’m Asian, and my appearance is quite different from that of Europeans.

Obviously, he did not buy local bananas from London for the sake of safety, fearing that he would get a stomachache because he was not used to eating them.

"How is it possible? Everyone in the club eats and drinks well outside, and how can they still be so hungry? T1 is considered a world-class electronics club, and it is impossible to make such a low-level mistake."

Although Faker's expression is somewhat abstract, it's none of his business. All he cares about is the two people standing in the photo, nothing more.

Before the game even started, the two mid laners had already "discussed" with each other.

Because Jiang Huai didn't understand Korean, he didn't say much to Faker. He just waved goodbye to Faker when he was about to leave after taking the photo.

"byebye, faker."

English still works.

I think of A Bin’s talent, “Binglish”, which he secretly learned.

Now it finally comes in handy.

I remember that in the last World Championship, I was using it to communicate with ghosts, so I practiced proficient oral English. Now I can finally say that it has an unexpected use.

It's just that Faker's English is not particularly good, so he couldn't understand the long words Jiang Huai told him, so he could only nod slightly.

A Chinese and a Korean don't understand each other's words, so they can only make eye contact when they meet.

Fortunately, the game was about to start, and they didn't have much time to run around.

Faker came back after going to the toilet.

As soon as he returned to the lounge of T1, he saw Keria giving him a concerned look.

"Brother? Are you hungry?"

He is indeed the most considerate support in the team. Keria has always been concerned about Faker's status.

"It's okay." Faker shook his head and said, "Maybe I ate too much seafood yesterday."

"That's not good, brother. Look, there's nothing wrong with me."

Gumayusi always deserves to be beaten for talking like this. It was this guy who suggested going to eat seafood yesterday.

Of course, his health is indeed better than Faker's, and he is younger. In addition, his family originally lived by the sea and often ate some parallel imports, so he knew that before eating seafood, he should chew more garlic and eat more vegetables.

Hearing this, everyone else was laughing, including Zeus, but after laughing for two seconds, Gumayusi pretended to be angry and scolded him. "It seems like I should drink a glass of water, right? Yuqi."

Pretending to be a Korean bully is actually a joke.

It's just that Zeus is often teased like this, so he's somewhat used to it.

Pretending to be scolded, Zeus scratched his face and stood up. Faker grabbed a glass of water first, took two sips and motioned for him to sit down.

Oner was doing chest expansion exercises next to him, and he had been doing exercises against the wall for a long time.

Faker noticed that there was a shaker cup on the table. It was the cup that Onor specially used to drink protein supplements. It was too smelly, so it was placed far away.

When he came to play in a competition, it was naturally impossible for Oner to practice with any equipment. Just because he felt that moving his arms a little before the game would make his blood flow smoothly, so he brought a small dumbbell with him to do some exercise before the game.

There just seems to be something wrong with this table.

The bananas I brought from Korea were clearly placed on the table and I just ate one. Why did they all disappear?
Feeling a little strange, Faker checked the trash can and found that all his bananas had been eaten and the banana peels were thrown into the trash can.

With doubtful thoughts, Faker raised his head and looked around, and found that the little brat Gumayusi was looking at him again, and he suddenly understood something.

"I only ate two, brother. Cui Youqi ate three. He was the most outrageous."

Before Faker could say anything, his aunt had already made a preemptive strike.

He knew that Faker had a good temper and wouldn't care about such a small thing.

But Zeus didn't eat it at all, and his aunt showed off all five bananas.

"Isn't it right?"

Just as Zeus was about to retort, he was suppressed by Gumayusi's eyes.

Who is the boss of this T1 team?

I really can’t tell.

Gumayusi or faker, it seems really hard to decide at the moment.

Only keria respects faker the most.

While little Lu Bu was still quibbling, Keria made a harmless expression and told Faker the truth.

"Brother Min Jiong finished eating. He said that he would not be willing to throw away these bad bananas, so let him deal with it."

Don't say it, don't say it, Faker already knows that these bananas are not edible, but he doesn't know how to tell little Lu Bu that these bananas are bad.

After all, he told little Lu Bu the morning before the game and asked him if he wanted to eat bananas.

Little Lu Bu took one look at the banana and said it was no longer edible, which made him a little angry.

At that time, he was still educating little Lu Bu not to waste food.

As a result, little Lu Bu really ate it today, and he didn't know what to say.

"It's okay, just eat."

That's all Faker could say.

Because he just ate it, there was nothing he could do. If he had diarrhea later, he would have to have it.

Unexpectedly, Faker was so "open-minded", and Gumayusi immediately became happy.

"Brother is still nice to me."

I really don’t know how this little Lu Bu managed to get on top of his face like this.

Anyway, he is the only one in the entire team who is better at messing with people's mentality.

On the other hand, in the Weibo Club, except for boyo and Jack, the other three people in the team are lazy.

So they didn't have breakfast when they got up in the morning and were a little hungry by noon.

Ning Wang originally wanted to order takeout, but when he thought that he was going abroad to play in a competition, there was no takeout that Meituan could deliver, so he had no choice but to go eat Chinese food with the team.

The consequence of skipping breakfast is that you will eat a lot at noon and become sleepy in the afternoon.

Fortunately, the game was played at night, and by that time, they had basically "woke up".

Nowadays, none of the young people say that they go to bed early and get up early. I am afraid that only the two elderly people, Jiang Huai and Jack, have a relatively comfortable schedule.

Because Jiang Huai used to have strict tutoring at home, he has developed a good work and rest habit. When he usually broadcasts until 8:00 in the evening, he will go directly to bed. Therefore, he often fails to complete his live broadcast tasks and must arrive at At the end of the month, I had to stay up late to make up for it.

And Jack is entirely because he is a more comfortable person.

In the past, he often stayed up late with his brothers to improve points, but after winning the championship and suffering setbacks in competitions for two or three years in a row, he gradually felt that taking good care of his body was the most important thing.

Usually when the live broadcast is on, it is not broadcast too late, and I almost go to bed right away.

Unlike Prince Ning, Prince Ning really stayed up late like a mad dog and was not afraid of his sudden death. Anyway, it seemed that this life was borrowed from him and not his own.

Often when Jiang Huai was getting dressed and washing up in the morning, he would see the light of his cell phone on Prince Ning's bed.

I don’t know if this kid slept or not, but at six or seven in the morning, Prince Ning had his eyes open.

It's no wonder that he often breaks out and develops acne on his face.

If you stay up late without sleeping, you won't break out acne.

Fortunately, most LOL games are held around 7:00 pm.

Although the schedule in London is later, the time difference seems to be so different that Ning Wang's schedule seems to be more normal. Jiang Huai and Jack seem a little sleepy due to their biological clocks.

It's just that the game is about to start, so staying stuck is not an option.

Fortunately, we know how important today's game is. After failing to defeat T1, there is no way to explain to the fans when we return to LPL, so under this kind of pressure, these people really can't sleep at all.

To boost morale a little, they took turns taking the stage under the passionate hosting of the live London host.

Looking at the packed audience, they knew that today's game must be won no matter what.

For Jiang Huai, he already has an S-level championship, but now it seems that he is just short of an MSI and an Asian Games gold medal.

If he can achieve a Grand Slam within two years, he will surpass meiko and become the first player in the LPL.

Perhaps driven by the honor at hand, Jiang Huai and the other Weibo team members seemed slightly excited.

When LOL players around the world were watching the live broadcast, they noticed that these ten young people were also looking forward to it.

Some people like T1, but there are also people who think Weibo will catch up to the latecomers.

Which of the two teams can successfully advance?
I guess no one can tell clearly.

Only the facts can speak for themselves.

Finally, after the commentators finished reading all the advertisements from their regional sponsors, the battle between the two teams officially began.

T1's BP is mainly done by Faker and Keria.

Although Danny on Weibo was fully prepared, he was still hesitant about the possibility of the three heroes that T1 came up to ban.

He couldn't understand why T1 wanted to ban people like this.

Could it be said that T1 is really prepared?

(End of this chapter)