Douluo: A Century-old Legend I Am the Second Uncle Chenxin

Chapter 1805 I've Got It

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Zhu Wuneng's eyes lit up, and he slapped his thigh and exclaimed, "Oh dear, don't be like that! It's rare to see something that makes the young master remember a favor!"

"Fifth Young Master, stop bringing up important matters—you have to get the young master to cook me a couple of big meals! The young master's cooking is so good that even spirit beasts would drool over it!"

Qiu Qingquan picked up a small stone and threw it at him, rattling off a string of words: "Eat, eat, eat! You glutton, all you know is eating! You're a full man who doesn't know the hunger of an empty one! You freeload off the young master, and your points are like picking up beans."

"But what about us? We're dirt poor! My family has saved up enough for the Nine Yin White Bone Claw, but we haven't even touched the Shattering Divine Claw! If we had that thing, I could beat those drug-addicted Soul Kings to smithereens this time!"

Zhu Wuneng clutched his forehead and yelled, "Damn it! You surnamed Qiu, you're shameless! I just want two meals, and you're asking for contribution points like an exorbitant price!"

"Besides, why don't you mention that your father also prepared personal exchange points for your family's Starry Sky Formless Scripture, Five Strings Hand, Nine Spiral Shadows, Tendon-Splitting Bone-Dislocating Hand, and Crushing Divine Claw?"

"Besides, how could you possibly master the Crushing Divine Claw right now? With your tender bones as a mere Soul Sect member, it would probably take you two years of bone fragments to even get a basic grasp of it!"

Qiu Qingquan stood with his hands on his hips, his neck stiff, his eyes wide open: "Hey! Who do you think you are? Those Soul Kings who rely on medicine bottles to build up their power, I can take on three of them by myself! Crushing Divine Claw? I'm going to master it! Even the Heavenly King himself couldn't stop me!"

Chen Xiaojun chuckled and interjected, "Sure."

Upon hearing this, Qiu Qingquan nodded vigorously like a chicken pecking at rice: "Of course! I knew Young Master wouldn't look down on me... Uh, wait, what did Young Master say?"

He blinked, looking completely bewildered.

Chen Xiaojun raised the corners of his mouth slightly and said in a calm voice, "I said, I'll cover the points for your Crushing Divine Claw."

Qiu Qingquan's face flushed instantly, and he waved his hands frantically: "Oh, young master, I was just joking around with Wu Neng, how could you take it seriously!"

An Mingyuan quickly smoothed things over, patting Qiu Qingquan's shoulder with a smile: "Young Master, don't listen to Old Qiu's nonsense. He's just stubborn and was just arguing with Wu Neng!"

Chen Xiaojun waved his hand dismissively, saying, "Alright, I've earned enough points from this battle. Giving each of you three—Qiu Zi, Lao An, and A Run—a martial arts technique is no problem. I'll cover it all as a thank you gift!"

Qiu Qingquan, An Mingyuan, and Yuan Run, who were in the corner, looked at each other in disbelief, their eyes wide open, as if they had seen a dancing spirit beast.

Qiu Qingquan scratched his head and grinned foolishly, An Mingyuan rubbed his hands and laughed heartily, and Yuan Run, though wrapped in bandages, weakly curved the corners of his mouth and squeezed out, "Young Master... this, this is too much trouble?"

Chen Mu, always eager for a good show, chuckled, hands on his hips: "Hey! What are you three standing there for? Like wooden stakes! Hurry up and thank Lao Liu! He's a walking points bank, rolling in money, he doesn't need your little bit!"

Qiu Qingquan then came to his senses, rushed forward, and chuckled, "Thanks, young master! I'll be your sparring partner from now on, I guarantee you'll have a comfortable training session!"

An Mingyuan bowed repeatedly, saying, "Young Master is so generous. We will remember this kindness!"

Yuan Run nodded slightly on the rock, his voice hoarse yet warm: "Young Master... thank you for your concern." Zhu Wuneng sneered sourly from the side: "Well, I'm the only one who got nothing, all my cravings were for nothing!"

Qiu Qingquan looked at him disdainfully: "It was indeed worth risking our lives for the young master. If the young master hadn't woken up just in time, the three of us would have been planning to use forbidden techniques."

Zhu Wuneng was startled: "Are you crazy? If the three of you were to use the forbidden techniques of the three families, how many of us would still be able to breathe, besides Afu?!"

An Mingyuan chimed in, "In that situation, what other option was there besides forbidden techniques?"

Seeing that their conversation was getting further and further away, Chen Xiaojun brought the topic back: "By the way, why are you all staying here? You're all injured like this, wouldn't it be better to go back to the Duke's mansion to recuperate? The conditions there are definitely better than this underground fortress."

Zhu Wuneng replied matter-of-factly, "Young Master, what are you saying! The Mistress has personally led a team of medical professionals to Ironjaw Fortress to oversee things, so of course we wounded soldiers have a better chance of staying here! What's the point of going back and waiting?"

"My mother is here?" Chen Xiaojun was slightly taken aback. His last memory before falling into a deep sleep was the chaos after the battle ended.

Chen Mu immediately rolled his eyes at him with a hint of disdain: "Sixth brother, you must have slept too much and your brain is all fogged up, right? So many brothers are injured, and many of them are seriously wounded. How can Uncle Shi Yuan and a few other healers handle all of this? As soon as the battle ended, Fifth Uncle sent someone to invite Third Aunt over."

He paused, deliberately drawing out his words, and said with a mischievous smile, "Besides, your precious darling has fainted. Even if the sky were to fall, this wouldn't be a big deal. Do you think your third aunt, with her personality, could sit still?! She'd probably come rushing over on her wheels of fire!"

Chen Xiaojun couldn't help but smile wryly and touch his nose: "...That's true."

The next moment, he turned to Chen Mu and asked, "By the way, has my mother mentioned how Xiao Yi is doing now?"

Upon hearing this, Chen Mu immediately rolled his eyes dramatically and spread his hands: "Oh ho! Look, look! He just woke up, his soul hasn't even fully returned to his body yet, and he's already thinking about his wife!"

"Sixth Brother, you're really throwing this dog food around without caring about the lives of your brothers! We're all still here injured and alone, and you keep talking about 'Xiao Yi,' 'Xiao Yi,' aren't you jealous? Aren't you envious? Aren't you jealous? I hate it!"

He even deliberately acted as if he was heartbroken and pounding his chest in frustration.

Seeing that he could still be jumping around and joking around, Chen Xiaojun felt a little relieved. He glared at him, but couldn't help but smile slightly: "Fifth brother, seeing how 'satisfied' and 'resentful' you are, it's clear that being single for too long has caused you internal injuries. You're almost like some kind of animal!"

Upon hearing this, Qiu Qingquan nudged An Mingyuan with his elbow and said in a serious "whisper," "Did you hear that, Mingyuan? Look how great dogs are! They take the blame, get scolded, and get fed. They can even be used to describe the mental state of some people... tsk tsk."

An Mingyuan was just thinking about which martial arts technique to choose when he turned around and threw two words at Qiu Qingquan: "Get lost!"

Chen Mu was outmaneuvered by Chen Xiaojun, but he wasn't bothered; after all, mutual insults were a daily occurrence.

He put away his exaggerated expression and said seriously, "Don't worry, when your third aunt took your pulse that day, she said with a smile, 'You two little devils are really in sync, husband and wife are bound by fate.'"

"Judging from her expression, she seems to be alright, at least Xiaoyi isn't in any serious danger. As for the specifics..."

He shrugged. "Now that you, the 'fate master,' are awake, wouldn't it be clearer to ask your third aunt yourself?"

(*Note: As Chen Xiaojun's mother, Ye Xiuxin knew about the gods Shao Siming/Da Siming. The time when Chen Xiaojun suddenly fainted coincided closely with the time when Xiaoyi caused an anomaly at the Tiandou Duke's Mansion. With a little connection and sensing, she was able to determine that her son's coma was related to Xiaoyi and that his condition was stabilizing.)
Upon hearing this, Chen Xiaojun finally felt relieved and nodded.

(End of this chapter)