Quickly wear it and insist on being an old man forever

Dogtail Grass Village, the old residence of the Du family.

After contacting each other, the older generation of the Du family, who lived locally, were still able to move around, and were entrusted with dreams, finally gathered together at the old house at noon that day. They didn't even bother to eat lunch, so they sat together and started talking.

"Should we report the crime?"

Good guy, as soon as Du Weibang opened his mouth, Bai Sheng, who had been waiting at the old house for a long time, couldn't help but want to praise him for his filial piety. He was really as filial as Li Er!

She wasn't threatening, just tempting.

Why are you still thinking about reporting the crime?

"It's not good. Isn't it advertised above to report encounters with evil spirits? Our wife is not an evil spirit either. She obviously has clear and logical thinking, is rational, and can also dream. There are some normal things that are not normal. !”

While Du Weizhuang denied it, he also hesitated.

Because in the recent period, although they have not seen other strange things with their own eyes, there have been many strange incidents reported in the news. Many strange things even if they are awake, they do not have complete memories or the ability to dream. They can also get sick or even die suddenly due to contact with strange things.

Not to mention large-scale dream entrustment overnight.

And no harm to their bodies.

Let's put it this way, there are weird things that kill a dozen people in one night, but there is really no such thing as giving dreams to a dozen descendants overnight and still being unscathed.

At least I haven't seen any similar reports in the news.

"It's really not normal. The weird things that are happening now are really different from the legends and stories we have heard before. Tai Nai feels more like the ghosts and gods in the legends to me. Don't be too excited about the ghosts and gods in the legends who entrust you with dreams." It's simple, you can easily do it by bribing Yin Cha, or if you are a little more capable.

The land can give a whole village a dream!

And do you remember?
When Tai Nai talked about the benefits, she was talking about us becoming ghosts directly after death, ghosts with complete memories and normal sanity during life. It stands to reason that no matter how little information Tai Nai has, it is impossible not to know that we have always called them weird. And the country is also called that.

So is it possible that there is a ghost that Tai Nai said.

And weirdness are two different things.

The adventure that Tai Nai got is the key to making her a ghost instead of a weird one. Now her adventure can also bless us, allowing us to become a ghost instead of a weird one after death. This should be a thing Good thing.

At the same time, Tai Nai did not say that she would notify the country.

It would be better for us not to make rash decisions, as we may not even be sure that this is an opportunity for our family to take off. "

Du Weirong rarely spoke fluently, while other people around him looked at him in surprise. They didn't expect that he could actually say such coherent words. The key point seemed to make sense.

"You...you came up with all this?"

"How is it possible? We still don't know your level. You can stutter when you quarrel with others. What's more, you think so much at the moment and you don't stutter at all."

"Yeah, I remember the only time you didn't stutter when you had an argument was because you drafted it in advance."

As soon as the doubts came out, Du Weirong's face turned red and his voice stuttered: "You...don't slander me... slander me..."

"The case has been solved. This is definitely not what he thought!"

"Who else could it be, his wife?"

"Pull him down, his wife. In the third grade of elementary school, he didn't want to study because he was criticized by the teacher. He went home and tore up the books and refused to go to school again. How can he be so capable?"

"It must be his grandson. I heard his wife muttering this morning that he woke up his grandson early in the morning and didn't know what they talked about. He kept wearing headphones on the way here. He must have recorded what his grandson said. .

Listen and recite at the same time, try to remember..."

The old man who spoke, while speaking, reached out and snatched Du Weirong's cell phone away, quickly opened it, looked through it briefly, and then laughed loudly:
"Hahahaha, I guessed it right..."

Then there was another noise, and it took a while for the scene to regain harmony. At the same time, Du Weizhuang suggested:
"How about we talk about this matter with our grandchildren and great-grandchildren. They are all young people. The world is changing so fast now. We can't keep up with the times at all, and our understanding of weirdness is limited to Read the news and the like. Although you are not young, you may not know as much as your children. Ask them.

I didn't expect what Wei Rong's grandson said.

What do you think? Do you want to notify me? "

After the recent crackdown on counterfeiting, Du Weizhuang truly felt that they were inferior to young people in terms of knowledge and thinking. The most important thing was that he was afraid of using his brain, so he inevitably wanted to divert the pressure.

Leave the question to their juniors.

When she heard this, Bai Sheng had already begun to wonder if their family surnamed Du was a family that specialized in blame-shifting. She had just dumped the pressure on her grandchildren to get married and have children, but now they had to dump the pressure on her grandchildren again. On their grandchildren and great-grandchildren.

Bai Sheng was afraid that the blame would be thrown on her head again!
What about this internal cycle of emotions?

"Hey, I think it's okay. Even if they don't understand, they can check it online. It's very convenient. Although I also have that mobile phone, I really don't know how to check it, so I just browse short videos without difficulty. I really don't understand the rest. "

"It's true. For example, Tai Nai said that as long as we clear our knots, we can be taught how to prolong our lives. But what does clearing our knots mean?"

"I may know. Do you remember what Tai Nai said earlier that the feng shui of the ancestral graves has nothing to do with the fact that the descendants of the descendants are not married and have children? She asked us not to touch the ancestral graves anymore. Except that Tai Nai did not want to continue to be dug up back and forth, so she specifically pointed it out.

This matter should also be considered a knot in our hearts! "

"It's not something, it's just a knot in my heart. Seeing that there are not many people of my age left alive, but those who are alive have great-grandchildren. I still have nothing here. How can I not Are you in a hurry?"

"So is Tai Nai, why don't you say it more clearly!"

"But what does our knot have to do with Tai Nai? It would be better if she just passed on those longevity-prolonging skills to us. Why do we have to go around this detour?"

"Who knows, testing us?"

"What else are you going to take? I'm already in my eighties, almost ninety. Every day passes, and it's hard to say whether I'll be able to open my eyes tomorrow. What if I'm going to leave first if the knot in my heart isn't resolved yet? What to do? Really, she doesn’t care about us older ones. You who are in your seventies are still young and can handle it. I am already a person who has passed today and may not have tomorrow. Oh, it’s annoying! " "Uncle, why didn't you tell her directly when she was telling her a dream? What's the use of telling us now!"

"Oh, oh, oh, don't go off topic. It was originally a simple matter of a show of hands to vote, but you don't know where it went. Everyone quickly raised their hands to vote. If you agree or disagree, tell the juniors about this and let them give their opinions."

A group of old men staying together was no quieter than a group of old ladies staying together. After a while, they finally understood and began to vote by a show of hands. The result is that the majority of people support telling their children and grandchildren. The reason is very simple. Young people are really not willing to use their brains. People who accept disciples have something to do, and the disciples have to obey them. Now that they have something to do, let the younger generation obey them. Lao, that’s quite reasonable!
Then, of course, they all started making phone calls. Although they didn’t have smartphones, they still had mobile phones for senior citizens. Anyway, it was already midday, so there was no need to worry that they would be unavailable for work and school!
Then the family group became lively.

The news quickly spread throughout the Du family.

The details of the dream were basically restored to 80-90% with the cooperation of several old men from the Du family.

The same spread to all family groups.

However, the younger members of the Du family have two different opinions on this matter. Some people think that if what the elders in the family say is true, then they can really try to help a certain elder to resolve their knots and give it a try. Is there really a way to prolong life?

If it's true, it's okay to continue.

Not to mention other benefits, just if you can live to be 120 years old, you will have to collect many more years of pension!
There are also some people who believe that this matter is a scam, or a scam full of mistakes. It is a scam created by the elders in the family to force the marriage.

Of course, we don’t rule out the possibility of being scammed!
Therefore, they are more inclined to report the crime, but they do not report the crime because they are worried that the matter is a scam set up by the elders of the family to force a marriage.

Bai Sheng, who kept peeking at the screen, really had a headache!

They are so difficult to deal with! It’s so difficult!
For a moment, Bai Sheng even had the urge to rush directly to the other ghost realms that were still alive, capture hundreds of male and female ghosts, and force them to pair up. He was so angry that he was so angry.

The final result of this matter is that there is basically no effect, or in other words, the only immediate effect is that several grandchildren, as well as grandsons and granddaughters in their early eighties, have been going to Bai Sheng's tomb every day in the past few days to pray that Bai Sheng, them, will be saved. grandmother.

Don't test people like them who are about to die.

Hurry up and tell them the secret to longevity.

Seeing their desire for secret arts, or the desire to live for a few more years, a new idea suddenly popped into Bai Sheng's mind. If I don't go to the mountain, why not let the mountain come to me? As long as the benefits are enough, the ghost Everyone can push the envelope, not to mention people, profit is the biggest driver.

And extending life is not the biggest temptation!
Even the emperor could not refuse, let alone others.

As a result, Bai Sheng dreamed of the old men and women at home all night long, and directly taught them the secret skills that he had planned to teach them as rewards.

Just added restrictions.

They can no longer teach it to others.

If you want to teach, you will be unable to speak, unable to open your mouth, or even fall into coma, or simply forget the content.

This restriction is quite easy for Bai Sheng.

It is very simple for others to learn. As long as they have the original bloodline or are from the Du family, or are related to the Du family by marriage, they will pay homage to her grave and stay there, and she will fall asleep and teach at night.

To put it bluntly, the direct descendants of the original person are eligible to learn, including the extended bloodline of grandchildren, grandsons, great-grandchildren, etc. who marry into their family, they are also considered members of their family, and are also eligible to learn. In addition, That is, the descendants' daughter-in-law's three generations from her natal family are eligible to learn, and the son-in-law's three generations from his family are also eligible to learn. No matter how far away they are, they are not qualified to learn.

White Sage will not teach it either.

At this point, Bai Sheng's idea can be said to be obvious. If his descendants don't go on blind dates, don't find a partner, or can't find a partner they are satisfied with, they will find ways to increase their value, so that high-quality men and women can pursue them. , maybe it can have some effect.

I believe that there will definitely be people who sacrifice themselves, or even their own children, for the secret of living healthily to 120 years old, and pursue the descendants of the original one.

At this time, Bai Sheng no longer wanted to care about love or not, just be stubborn.

It would be nice to eat it.

Why pursue so much?
As Bai Sheng imparted the secret technique, her grandchildren and great-grandchildren, as well as her granddaughters and great-granddaughters who were married nearby, gathered together again the next day, telling their children and juniors the news, asking them to find a chance to come back as soon as possible. While going there, we were discussing whether to hold a larger sacrificial ceremony for Bai Sheng and burn more paper.

In addition, they discussed how to practice, and lamented that the cost of practicing is not small. Fortunately, the country is now rich and powerful, and they are also rich. Otherwise, they would not be able to afford the meat they need to eat for practice.

As the news spread through the family group again.

Some people still believe it and some people don't.

[This ancestor of our family is very casual. He still has to be tested before, but now he doesn’t need to be tested anymore.

Are you so fickle? It feels very unreliable! 】

[Fortunately, now even the country has recognized the strange resurgence, otherwise I would really want to report him as a liar. 】

[It’s true. I burned incense and offered sacrifices under the leadership of my great-grandfather. When I took a nap at noon, I dreamed that my ancestor came to sleep and taught me two secret techniques. This efficiency is simply incredible, much more efficient than the company’s invoice reporting. . 】

[Now I still suspect that the elders in the family are trying to force us to go on a blind date. This should be put to an end. After all, the current development seems to have nothing to do with whether we go on a blind date or not, but I still feel very confused about all this. It's too abnormal.

Otherwise, report it as soon as possible! 】

[No, the elders in the family are now practicing the secret skills passed down by their ancestors, and the secret skills can only be taught by the ancestors themselves. Although we know it, we cannot say it, let alone write it down. If it is really reported, no matter what What should I do if my ancestors are arrested and sliced ​​into pieces, or if an elder who is a cultivator in the family is arrested and sliced ​​into slices?
Can you afford this responsibility? 】

[It sounds like the truth. The country has issued an announcement saying that those messy things like talismans and scriptures are fake and of no use at all. 】

[Please, those of you who don’t believe it, can’t you come back and just make false claims? 】

[Love will never come back, it’s true! 】

[You have to test it before you give it. If you don’t believe it, don’t test it. Give it in vain or you don’t believe it. As expected, some people are really difficult to serve. 】

【believe it or not……】

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